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Tiger Tamer

March 2, 2010

Tiger Tamer

This movie got Joslyn James in it. She is one of Tiger Woods’ slut fuckers that he cheated on his wife with. With the size of her bad ol’ squashy tits and how she likes to take dick into the ass I can see why. She gets poked by Jon Jon and Marco Banderas on account of my boy Lex. This chick is whack crazy but ass fucks like the pro she is. Man, I’d love to cork her ass with my yellow monster cock! Monsters got no shame. We don’t care if we are sloppy 1,45,587^thsor something. Sorry, I ain’t got no idea about numbers. The commas always messin’ me up. Good thing there are no numbers in FUCKING! “Hole #10” takes a double face splat of cum from the guys at the end. Hole #10…heh heh!

Lex is still my boy, but he copped a fuck scene from another of his films in scene 2. Shyla Stylez gets all groovy with a pool cue and she does suck his balls and leak girl fluid on her leg and stuff. But, I saw this in Lexington Loves Huge White Tits! Some good ass fucking here though and a load blast of jizz on Shyla’s pretty face.

MILF babe Lisa Ann is in this one too. She get fucked in the air like she’s flying and gets Lex’s big ass cock between her titties. Big ol’ Lex is full of cum and sprays her once on the pussy and chest and another on the boobs. Sweet!

Lex has one of the bigger dicks around. Ya gotta watch him use it on some of the crazy-hottest porn chicks around in this one.

Lesbian Beauties 4: Interracial – Ebony and Ivory

February 25, 2010

Lesbian Beauties 4: Interracial - Ebony And Ivory

I think I remember a song about Ebony and Ivory once. I dunno. Maybe it was a dream. Some bug guy and a black dude with sunglasses. It always made me horny and wanna fuck. Heh heh…everything does that though. And man the girls in this movie will get your dick hard you know it.

It’s all black lesbos and white lesbos licking and fucking with hands and tongues and shit, but what they could really use is a monster dick in their gashes, especially mine. I dunno why these studios won’t hire us. Probably fuck everyone too much and cause it to go over budget…heh heh.

This Lesbian Beauties 4 film is by Nica Noelle. She my girl. She does this lovey dovey stuff with porn but it’s good in its way. Chicks seem to dig her because its got all that feely stuff and all. I don’t get that. I just wanna feel my dick fuckin something.

Nikita Denise and Nyomi Banxxx are fucking hot! Nikita is Czech and has hot as balls accent. Nyomi has a hot as balls body and you gotta see her huge areolas, the size of a dish. Yum! They argue but make up real well. Lots of finger fucking and pussy munching. They also do a 69. That’s tough for monsters ’cause we got big ass noggins and itty skinny legs. Nikita likes eating ass too.

Angel Cummings gets fucked by Elexis Monroe. Angel has a wicked hot body and near the perfect type tits for all kinda sucking. Man I’d fuck that body of hers something mad. Camera dude gets a fierce shot of Angel from top of her head down to see Elexis cleaning her sweet ol’ slit. Why am I horny all of a sudden?

Geez you gotta see Misty Stone’s monster-y good ass though. She has small tits too that I’d love to bite. Magdalene St. Michaels chomps on her backdoor all hot like. That’s some fine ass shit.

Tiffany Carter’s got a smokin’ bad ass body for doing anything…mostly fuck stuff. she does a weird kissy face with her eyes wide open and such. It’s like a creepy fuckin’ puppet. A big yellow cock fix that right up you bet. Her eyes are all she needs to get Melissa Monet off tho. Mel crunches Tiffany’s face with her crotch, but busts out the girl cum when they fuck each other with their eyes. Us monsters’ big eyes do some serious fuck damage if we got in that.

Very nice interracial girl on girl action right here.

I Fucked You and Yo Mama 5

February 25, 2010

I Fucked You and Yo Mama 5

It would figure that I get less fucking just when the guys in I Fucked You and Yo Mamma 5 are getting twice as much pussy. They get to bang a hot girl and her mom at the same time. I never did two at once, but I fuck so fast that kind of feels that way.

Anyway, these black dudes got the biggest dicks and they’re hitting some plump juicy white booty. Oh, yeah…big ol’…mmmm hmmm! That’s good shit! The dudes get two asses and pussies and two sets of tits for doing NOTHING! Monsters gotta hunt for their pussy all the time.

Julie Simone and daughter Sammie Spades actually argue over which of their bf’s cocks are bigger. I don’t know how they fight when they are both sucking a big black mongo dick, but brotha got one sitting on his face and fucking the other one too.

Nikkie Vixon gets shade at the beach because dude’s boner blocks out the sun…heh heh. That’s some Paul Bunyan dick there! Her mom, Caroline Pierce, wants some of that 12-inch poking action too. Not too many cocks that big, four fists long according to Mom. More face fucking and shit, but watching Nikkie’s clam get busted open is some hot shit. He cums in her mom’s ass crack.

Danica jiggles her body around her room in a red bikini. Her slit and asshole are awesome. Delivery guy delivers a Cash-On-Delivery package and then a CUM-On Delivery package into her boo-coo tight pussy hole. MILF mom Milo Dickatur comes home from work while they fuck and she digs some big black cock and wants some. Girl got silver rings through her pointy nipples. You could hang some towels from there. He drops his load on Milo’s tits then wants his money too…heh heh. Big balls on that dude to go wantin’ his money after getting his dick sucked, hoo yeah.

Payton Renee skips out on learning shit at school to get it on with her boyfriend. Her mom Samantha Lee wants the dark meat dick too. Payton’s pussy is hot as FUCK and a bangin’ body too. Ol’ boy tears up both their twats and cums in the mom’s ass crack. Check dis shite out!

Lexington Steele's Heavy Metal 7

February 23, 2010

Lexington Steele's Heavy Metal 7

My buddy Lexington Steele is a busy guy, but in Heavy Metal 7 he finds time to do a sequel to an old series. He hadn’t done anything with it in five years. That is a lot in human years, but almost nothing in monster years.

There are lots of fine anal sluts in this one starting with Tory Lane. She is a total spazz, wiggling and bouncing all over Lex’s big ol chocolate dick. She talks so much dirty shit and stuff, you would think she hadn’t seen a cock in several human years. You know she probably fucked just before the shoot though.

What can you say about Flower Tucci? She is just nasty and is known for squirting mad boom boom juice all over. She likes Lex’s silo-sized dick in her ass and she nails the camera man with her rocket cum. Don’t worry, you can still see what’s going on enough to watch her face get jizzed on.

Clare Dames likes the fetish shit and leather stuff. She looks all tough, but she ain’t so bad ass when she can’t breathe because of all the nostril glue Lex puts into her. He should have fucked her nose first. It’s a hole, right? That would be some funny shit.

Then there is Anita Blue. She whines a lot about stuff, but Lex ignores her and fucks her ass good. He dumps his goo on her and then wails on her ass after he’s done just to get some anger out. He tears into that slut real hard.

Black dicks/white chicks interracial ass pounding. man, that’s some good stuff. Ain’t quite like a big yellow monster dick but Lex is one cool brotha with the women’s asses.

Ass Worship 11

February 23, 2010

Ass Worship 11

If I had to pick whether I like legs, tits or ass on women the best, I would have to say tits. No doubt about it. It’s definitely legs. Definitely. Asses are definitely the best. Damn! I don’t know. Monsters don’t answer questions very well. That’s why we are built to FUCK!

If you like ass, though, then check out Ass Worship 11. My buddy Jules Jordan has done it again with this one. Worship is just a nice way of saying “fucking” and it’s one of the best series around for anal fucking. How do I know? Don’t ask me any more questions. I’m trying to tell you about the movie, so I can go find something to fuck. Why do I always have to be so horny?

Kristina Rose gets fucked hard by Steve Holmes. She has a hot little body. It’s funny how a hot body takes a backseat to the nothingness of a hole that makes our dicks hard. She comes a lot and knows how to jack a cock and lick a guy’s ass too.

Alexis Texas has a booty that is huge! It’s about as big as Alaska or some other big state – like Montana or something. She is the new Buttwoman and even walks around with a plug in her ass. You just can’t see it because of all the booty cheeks. She kills Mr. Pete’s face with her giant rear bumpers and gets an anal cream pie.

Lisa Ann is one bad-ass MILF. She does her first DP and also gets two cream pies in her ass!

Sarah Sloane gets her ass torn up very slowly by James Deen and gets wrapped up in bondage tape too. Man, her ass is tight. I’d love to fuck every one of her wet holes and her big juicy tits.

Phoenix Marie makes her ass beat like a hart and gets some square beads in her round hole. That looks like it hurts bad but if she can take a 10 inch dick from Criss Strokes, I guess she can handle it. This is good gonzo shit for any ass man.

Vince Vouyer's Black Listed

February 23, 2010

Vince Vouyer's Black Listed

When are people going to get it? I mean all this stuff about people hating on other people just because they are a different color. That stuff is wrong. Look at me: I’m yellow and you don’t see me hating on other people. Hell, I fuck anything. Black, white, green or blue – it doesn’t matter. Good pussy is good pussy. If people started fucking more, they wouldn’t get caught up with all the color stuff. Man, why do I always go talking about fucking? It just gets me horny and then I’ve got to find something to fuck.

You’ve got to love Vince Vouyer. He’s my boy. He’s bringing attention to this color shit that still goes down in porn. You’ve got Lexington Steele and his big cock talking about some white chick who won’t fuck him because the dude’s black. Are you shitting me? The dude is flat out packing meat and some chick, who got into porn for big dick, won’t fuck him? Same for Sean Michaels and Jon Jon. As I said, the shit on the inside is all the same as these chicks find out…heh heh. The good news is my man Vince is trying to show how dumb all that skin shit is. The other good news is that these babes aren’t falling for some skeezy agent who tells them who to fuck; they fuck anything! Sounds like my kind of women.

Look at Kiera. She lets my boy Lex slap her titties and shit with his cock. She stuffs her fingers into her ass and does her first anal. Man, does her ass and face get smeared with his load.

Mandy Sweet takes on all of Sean boy. Does her mouth look great attached to his dick or what? Ooh, I’d love to fuck her. Hell, I’ll fuck anything right about now!

Later, Sean gets tricked by Katie St. Ives and Ashton Pierce. They make him think they want to go swimming. Well, they go swimming, but it’s in a big pool of Sean’s cum. Ashton’s got cool tats and shit and Katie has big, fat titties and…mmmmm, I’d love to get me a hold of those bad boys.

Missy Woods gets a DP from Sean and Jon Jon. She gets dominated and can’t figure out why two brothas’ cocks can’t fit into her mouth. She also wears a dog collar. That’s some funny shit. They should have made her bark for the hell of it.

Shyla Styles is blond with not just big tits, but massive ones. She fucks Lex with her tits and then takes it up her ass. He even gets her flipped on her head while he’s fucking her up the ass. Blood isn’t the only thing rushing to her head. She gets a huge wad of his jizz too.

I can’t get enough interracial. Just hope they got room for a yellow monster cock. OK, I’m out of here, time to go fuck something!

Tiger's Got Wood

February 23, 2010

Tiger's Got Wood

Tiger’s dumb for cheating on his wife like that. I mean there’s nothing like putting your mouth around a nice pair of Swedish meatballs – unless there are American or European meatballs nearby. I guess Tiger has a point after all. I don’t want to talk about golf though because that game is for losers. I want to FUCK.

Of course this movie is about Tiger’s women, so I guess I won’t be able to avoid it anyway. Fuck, just saying “fuck” makes me want to fuck. Man, who wouldn’t want to fuck the babes in this one? India Summer is fucking hot. She doesn’t wear panties or anything and she can sure water the green with her pussy juice when she gets fucked. She does some doggie and gets a load of cum all over her back. Stupid dogs get all the credit. Monsters have been doing that shit for years. It should be called “monster-y style”.

Madelyn Marie and Jazy Berlin are two lesbians who eat each other out and use a glass dildo to fuck. Heh heh…her name sounds like “jizz”. Oh, how I would fuck them, especially Jazy’s ass. Man, that shit is good. But, Krissy Lynn is hot too. Her boobs are big and suckable. She gets poked in a locker room. Heidi Mayne and Ryder Skye fuck Tiger in a waterfall and get facials. It’s love on the rocks kind of like Tiger’s marriage…heh heh.

Diana Doll plays the Swedish meatballs girl herself. She has a sexy accent and gets destroyed by Evan Stone’s massive penis. Man how I wish I could pop my load on her tits like he does. And watch Richelle Ryan almost asficksee8 azfixiate…FUCK…strangle Tiger with her fat ass cheeks in 69.

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