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Momma Knows Best 10 starts off with a bang. Hey, I went and done a funny there! I just said a blog or so ago that we monsters don’t do the humor too good. I guess sneakin’ around porn sets and trying to fuck stuff and seeing these movies I’m what you humans call learning. Kinda like you all sort of learn to fuck. Monsters just KNOW how to fuck!

I wanna give a shout out to the hot ass Janet Mason on this one. I don’t know how everything goes older and she seems to like never age. She is some kinda freak of nature or along those lines. Red hair, blue eyes, big ol’ titties and…man, it got hot in here so fast! Lucky we monsters are mostly hair free.

Janet started in porn real late to most. She was like 30 human years by the time she got in. Funny with all her hot tits and round ass she started with feet! Janet’s Foot Tease. It was a tease all right. That’s ’cause I wanted ta see her fucking ass get fucked. She does a lot of that now, not in this one, but she  makes up for that with a pussy cream pie. She even grew her pubes some like they do nowadays. I think she got more hair than me now! See some more good fucking by Janet in Seasoned Players 8 and Cougars Crave Young Kittens!

Gotta go an’ fuck some now!

Janet Mason

Seasoned Players 8

Cougars Crave Young Kittens

There are two reasons why you should get soapy and look a lot at this watery film. No that isn’t right now. There are really 4,23,8593,09 (stoopid numbers) why you should see this, but the two big ones are Alexis Texas and Charley Chase.

Alexis has all kinds of big things besides reasons. She got like the hugest big butt. It’s like so large I might be able to squeeze totally into her crack! I really wanna fuck her ass anyway, but doing that from the inside would be all dark and strange. This girl has won all kinda neat trophy gear for her fucking, but I never saw anybody clean a car glass shield with her butt before. She is Buttwoman after all so I guess that’s it’s all good.

Charley just cums a lot. It’s no wonder she’s in good body shape with the spazzes and muscle working out she gets in her scenes. She also was in the Buttwoman series with Alexis and she almost took full spotlight away from Texas’ ass ’cause of how she cums so much. She cums a ton in this movie too sittin’ on top of Jon Jon’s long black dick. I think how many times I would get her to scream poking her with my giganto yellow cock. Glass repair guys could retire after they fix all the busted up windows…heh heh.

I don’t know how Elegant Angel get so many eggselant exselent…fuck…good ass, hot girls all the time. Eva Angelina, Rachel Starr, Bobbi Starr and Chayse Evans are also fly in this movie. Heh, I just saw that there are two Starrs fucking around here. It’s like they are running dry of porn names. Here’s a good one: Wolley Snipe. I’ll let you figure that one.

I gotta go fuck!

I like when humans try to act like something else that they aren’t. You would say it’s funny, but us monsters don’t kinda have what you say is a sense of humor. We laugh at dumb ass stuff, but not normal funny like people do. We don’t got much of that shame thing either. We pretty much only fuck and don’t care if it looks stupid or not.

If I were people though I’d laugh out loud good at Diamond Kitty ’cause she really thinks she prances like she was a pony. I never heard a pony run around saying, “Fuck me, I’m a pony!” She’s got all the gear. Mostly latex stuff, but the best part is when she can’t see good because she got blinders on for real. She even got an ass plug that makes her look like she has a tail! I think you people call it pony play. Whatever, I’d still do the fuck outta her if I had the shot.

Hot ass Riley Evans in this one too. Man, she just keeps getting more hotness as she ages. She got a sweet body and big rounded tits. She gets collared and leashed and does some nasty ATM and rimming. You gotta see her in this and look at the good ass DP she gets in Jon and Kate Fuck Eight. That film makes a joke of that one show on TV, with those people but I can’t think of their names about this second. Riley is good enough to fuck hard. I’ll put her on my monster “fucket list”. “Fuck-it list?”

Lisa Ann and Sean Michaels fuck too. Lisa is like one of the best MILF chicks in porn right now and it’s no wonder like how she totally goes off on Sean Michael’s big black dick. She never done much anal with black dick until recent movies. Maybe she would want some huge yellow monster cock in her ass too.

Sometimes kids go in the footprints of their mum and dad. But you ain’t always get that in porn. Delilah Strong is one hot ass chick who fucks guys on film just like her mum Deborah Coxxx. She was way back in the 80s and stuff. All those bad clothes and horrible haircuts. Yuck! Monsters don’t have any hair and we’re pretty much naked all the time so we can fuck!

Delilah gets ripped up by Mandingo in this movie. He’s one of the biggest-ass black dicks you can see anywhere. You can tell she’s got the blood for this porn shit ’cause she takes that dick no problem. She even gets cum on by 13 other cocks! My boy Brandon Iron’s shooting stuff for two movies at once and this scene he does for Baker’s Dozen. She takes on more dick than her last record which she did in A Good Source of Iron. Maybe they should do some Olympic dick sucking. My girl would keep winning the gold…heh heh.

I’d love to fuck her pussy good and she’s got that bad ass Puerto Rican/Sicilian skin and real nice boobs. Look her up and down real good in some of her other movies too!

This guy Rocco is my boy. Sometimes I think he’s a monster for real all done up in a human costume, cause he just fucks the hell out of chicks all the time. He fucks like you never see in most movies and will stick a cock in just about any empty hole. It ain’t always cocks though. It’s toys and hands and all kind of weird junk like food. I even once saw Rocco dunk a bitch’s head into a flower bed. That was wack. Maybe me and him got sorta mixed up genes with me getting human parts and him with a monster side.

The food play thing is in this one is bad ass. You got pizza stuffed into pussies with other stuff. I hope there aren’t anchovies on it, cause that salt will burn! You also got bananas jammed up in there and the dudes popping some bubbly corks and spraying it into asses and all. Crazy!

In another bit, slut Sindee Jennings bites apart ice cubes and strawberries and sucks Rocco’s dick. It turns all red with the berry juice and stuff. Rocco sprays her good right back later though with cum.

Also you got Rachel Roxx as a plushie that fucks Cristian Devil the furry. Dude’s in a big ol’ gorilla suit and it’s funny as fuck. Speaking of fucking I’d bang Rachel six ways from Monday, or is it Sunday? I don’t know. I don’t have much idea ’bout days of the week or nothing as a monster. I just fuck all the time!

You wanna see weird fucking with some rough sex and gags and all that, then watch Rocco’s movie. Also dig his Animal Trainer series. There’re so many films in that series it’s ridiculous.

Caught My Wife with a Gangsta

You humans are funny with your goofy rituals and the like. This film is full of dudes worried that their bitches running about cheatin’ on them with a bunch a thugs n’ all. What’s up with that? If you didn’t go about marryin’ up all the time and tryin’ to act so monogamous you wouldn’t have to worry about that. If yo girlie makes you boil up you go find another one to fuck. And she don’t take your house and car and porn collection neither. We monsters do that all the time. We ain’t marrying and bull like that. Course we don’t work or get no paycheck or house to steal, we just FUCK!

You gotta check out Mellanie Monroe in this one. She’s blonde and all tan bodied and stuff you people like. I’d fuck the shit outta her and her big ass 36 DD tits too, but I’d really need some yellowish hue to her to get me the perfect girl to fuck.

Mellanie is a Texas girl. They do strange deals in that state like start their porn job when they already a MILF and 30 human years. Maybe that’s the reason I figure she’d be a good fuck. Here she do some wrong stuff. It’s one of them taboo things I ain’t supposed to say on a blog. I ain’t even should type the word. I’ll say it’s all about Prince Yahshua and his black cock fucking her against her wish. Even more freaky is she says she wants it like that.

I’m not sayin’ no more about that. You just gotta watch. You can also check out Mellanie in some other hot scenes.

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Big Titty Milfs 12

Official Jersey Shore Parody Part 2

My New Black Step Daddy

Some girls just need to get fucked and I know just the person to do it. Me! Yeah I’m not people really. I’m just a monster but maybe I should dress up like people then I could get a job in a film. Monsters are built to fuck and I got a big cock to fuck with. Course it’s yellow and stuff. Anyone watching would think their TV is about to get broke…ha ha!

The chicks in this movie need to get fucked UP, and ain’t just fucked. They’re all a bunch of skaggy hoes and should be monster slapped. But the black daddy subs drop out their boners and shag on these girls’ white pussies to shut ’em all up.

Chastity Lynn is the wackest bitch of them all. She’s got no respect for anybody and talks all kinda trash. Even while she gets her mouth bashed by a big dick she still calls dude a bastard. He slams her pussy and gets her to beg. Man, what I woulda done to that chick. She needed a good ass fuck more than a regular one.

Tera Knightly is hot as fuck. Man, is her ass good. Kinda like her talking. She’d be good selling stuff on the phone. I’d buy if she didn’t make me wanna fuck something. She is in a cheerleader dress and tries to suck on Shane Diesel’s big cock. He’s damn near as huge as monster dicks! Watch her suck this thing and then take it in her pussy. She’s gotta be permanently damaged from that!

In the dream world, pixies are an okay fuck, but I don’t fuck and tell…everything ha ha! Kita is a real-people-type pixie-looking girl and a great fuck. She is so cute an’ tiny and I’d need two big yellow dicks to fuck her like she wants. I don’t know where she hides all that black cock in her. Stuffs her up so good she chokes on dick the whole time like she’s dying or something.

Kylee Reese and her stepdad actually have gone to church. Man, I would have some good fucks in that place. All those people and nowhere to go.  This girl’s got some nice tits. Good for sucking a long time and licking off holy water…heh heh. She has a clit piercing and stuff too. Don’t face fuck that when it’s snowy an’ all cause your tongue will get stuck there. Helps us monsters get you tho…ha ha!