There are two kinds of movies: porn and non-porn. Of the movies that involve porn, there are also two kinds: those with plots and those without. Of those porn movies with plots, there are two kinds: well-developed and under-developed. Of those porn movies with underdeveloped plots, there are two kinds: those that make sense and those that don’t. Of those porn movies with under-developed plots that don’t make sense there are two kinds: those you still want to watch for various reasons and those that you don’t. Released by Zero Tolerance, The Connection falls into the porn-movies-with-underdeveloped-plots-that-don’t-make-sense-that-you-still-want-to-watch-for-various-reasons category. Those reasons would be (in no particular order): Aletta Ocean, April O’Neil, Lily Labeau, Cathy Heaven and Cindy Hope.

The movie starts off intriguingly enough. Mick Blue is back in town and he’s with his buddy David Perry, who is very happy to see him. But Mick is eager to find his old pal Ian, so much so that he barely notices a very hot-looking Lily Labeau. Her eyes nearly pop out of her head, much like her tits popping out of their bikini top, when she sees him. She apparently thought he was dead. Off goes Mick and David is left to help Lily “forget”. We’re guessing that Lily and Mick were once an item and that she got together with David when she figured she would never see him again. It’s not entirely clear. David certainly helps her forget whatever it is when he whips out his giant cock. And thankfully, just like riding a bicycle, Lily’s body remembers what to do with it. She sucks him off, then lowers her sweet bush onto his prick and rides him to orgasm, taking his load into her mouth.

The second scene, though, offers nothing in the way of plot development. All we learn is that Oletta Ocean is a hot, blue-eyed piece of big-titted, Eastern Bloc pussy, but really we don’t even learn that because we already knew it! Still, you get another fine look at her full lips, gorgeous ass and mountainous milk mounds courtesy of a nice masturbation session. Nick Lang takes over from there. Among the near digestion of his cock, throat fucking and ball sucking, we have the pleasure of watching this hottie take his cock into her ass in doggie. Dogs usually foam at the mouth, but the build-up of lube and spit around her bum tunnel create a briny film that eases entry for some hard driving ass poking. But that’s nothing compared to the creamy nut ooze that coats Aletta’s mouth at the end of the scene.

In scene three, David is chatting it up with Ian on the pier. Ian is bored and wants to get out of “there”. David understands and says he needs to get rid of “him” and that in the meantime he has a present for Ian. We don’t know where “there” is and we can’t surmise who “him” refers to, though it would seem they are talking about Mick. What we do know is that Cathy Heaven turns out to be the gift. She is a finely manicured brunette with long, straight hair and a disproportionate appetite for cock. It’s a good thing because Ian’s junk comes super-sized in both length and girth. Cathy takes it all the way down to the base of his balls without even making any gacking noises. Those are some pretty impressive Hoover-esque maneuvers if we do say so. She doesn’t even flinch when he humps her saucy little mouth at top speed. CG, RCG and doggie-style fucking follow, plus a bit of rimming, which is just lubing her ass up for his petrified love stump. He cums onto her face, which should help alleviate the boredom at least for awhile.

The following scene again offers nothing to move the story along, though there appears to be a developing one. That’s because David is now fucking around with the tan and suddenly C-cup Cindy Heaven. What about Lily? Who knows and who cares!? That’s so scene 1. This is scene four and all that matters is that you get a good look at the raw power of this cock devouring enchantress … which you do.

The last scene with smoldering April O’Neil gives us our last chance to get some resolution on the story. Mick is seen creeping into a quiet building in some factory district. After checking around for onlookers, he walks into an apartment where April is sleeping face down on a couch. Mick buries his face into her rear, nuzzling her ass through the fabric of her tiny shorts, which causes her to awake. She turns to him and says, “Did you find what you were looking for?” To which he replies, “It was here all along.” So, is April “The Connection”? Is she someone else? Is her ass named Ian? There are so many questions and, sadly, none of the answers come. Thankfully, April is not an answer. She does cum, but only after two-fisting his cock, and spreading her legs to take his enormous dick in mish, CG, and spoon-style positions. Mick himself sends a prodigious load of cum into her open mouth to conclude the scene.

What have we learned here? Well, if you’re a porn director and you want to include a story, then do so. If you don’t want to or you’re unsure, then it’s probably best just to skip it altogether. That said, The Connection is packed with smoking hot ladies and a nice variety of sexual positions and locales throughout. There are also tease elements to lead off each scene with mood music that might remind you of something straight out of a Viv Thomas catalog. It all makes for a solid porn film courtesy of the boys at Zero Tolerance. Would we say it’s the best porn-movie-with-underdeveloped-plot-that-doesn’t-make-sense-that-you’d-still-want-to-watch-for-various-reasons film of the year so far? We very well might. But, as always, we think you should watch it and judge for yourself.

Stars:   Aletta Ocean April O’Neil Lily Labeau Cathy Heaven Nick Lang Ian Scott David Perry Mick Blue Cindy Hope

Categories: All Sex

Running Time:   177 minutes

Released:   11/2010

Studio Name:   Zero Tolerance

Director:   Nate Liquor