Featured Movie: Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody

Brides Maids XXX Porn ParodyThe success of Bridesmaids was bound to inspire a porn parody, and Smash Pictures leapt at the chance with Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody. It’s remarkably faithful to the original with the obvious pornified extras. Annie (Samantha Swallows) spends a disappointing night with Ted (Anthony Rosano), who kicks her out the next morning because he doesn’t want her getting emotionally attached. Besides, he’s also fucking a married woman. Unfortunately for Annie’s ego, that day her best friend Lillian (Sarah Vandella) tells her she’s engaged. She wants Annie to be maid of honor.

Meanwhile, in contrast to the hilariously awful sex that Ted inflicted on Annie during the opening credits, he and the married woman (Katie St. Ives) have a great time. She sucks him like a candy cane, rides him actively, and lets him finger her ass. The way her pale skin reddens from his spanking is tasty. Best of all, he cums on her pussy, pushes it inside with several more thrusts, and then scoops up the load to feed it to her. Katie is barely recognizable with longer, darker hair, but she’s still a little sex bomb. Her petite body and perky tits are in top form and she has a sexy little patch of fur on her mound.

At the engagement party, Annie meets the other bridesmaids. Lillian’s cousin Rita (Kagney Linn Karter) is a desperately unhappy mother of three. Beca (April O’Neil) is a giddy newlywed. Megan (Sasha Knox), Lillian’s future sister-in-law, is a nymphomaniac tomboy. As Megan tells Annie of her recent gangbang-related injury, Lillian and fiancé Dougie (Eric Swiss) sneak off for some quality time. It’s sweeter than the usual porn sex, with Eric taking time to service her with fingers and tongue in between several contortionist-worthy positions.

Annie meets Helen and instantly sees the rich, snooty bridesmaid as her rival — and that’s before she learns that Helen is Ted’s other fuckbuddy. After the party, Annie’s so distracted by mocking Helen that her bad driving gets her pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Rhodes (veteran stud Jack Lawrence) is a cute Irish cop who takes a shine to Annie.

If you’ve seen Bridesmaids, then you’ll recall the bridesmaids’ dress fitting disaster. You’ll want to watch even though there’s no fucking, because the toilet humor is still hilarious.

Anxious Annie mixes downers and alcohol, resulting in the bridesmaids being kicked off their flight to Las Vegas for the bachelorette party. While everybody else is marched out, Beca and Rita lag behind to fuck right there at the deserted metal detectors. April O’Neil (Beca) is a favorite of many lesbian porn lovers and you’ll see why here. Beca’s excited to have somebody finally eat her out — something her new husband won’t do — and she’s just as eager to taste her first pussy and toy-fuck Rita.

Meanwhile, Megan shows her gratitude to the air marshal (Bill Bailey) for not shooting Annie. Sasha Knox (Megan) is an underrated performer, never breaking character while delivering the movie’s raunchiest performance. She’s a bigger girl than the others, but she has an earthy sexuality and she swallows.

Once Annie finds out Ted is fucking Helen, she goes ape shit and ends up getting uninvited from the wedding. She tracks down Officer Rhodes, looking to fuck the pain away. Rhodes takes Annie home, where he warms her up with a long tongue bath and fingering. Annie gets him ready orally and then takes a much better ride than she’s probably had in a long time, even getting anally fingered, and she enjoys a nice creamy finish.

Will Annie be reinstated as maid of honor? Will saboteur Helen get her comeuppance? Well, everybody loves a happy ending. Anybody else who might think of spoofing this story has a hard act to follow.

Stars:   Sasha Knox   Sara Vandella   Kagney Linn Karter   April O’Neil   Katie St. Ives   Samantha Swallows   Jay Ashley   Julian St. Jox   Adam Wood   Heidi Mayne   Bill Bailey   Jack Lawrence   Anthony Rosano   Eric Swiss
Categories: New Release   Feature   Adult Humor   Parody   High Definition
Running Time:   150 minutes
Released:   10/2011
Studio Name:   Smash Pictures
Series:   XXX Parody
Director:   Jim Powers

This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX Parody Coming Soon

(Canoga Park, CA) – With celebrities like Paris, Lindsay, Oprah, Jen and Angelina having been parodied by Hustler Video the company now turns its attention to this generation’s queen of pop, Lady Gaga. Hustler Video is proud to announce its latest celebrity parody, This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX. While Lady Gaga is clearly the star of this Hustler Video parody, other notable celebrities are also spoofed in this film.

“I don’t want to ruin the surprise by telling you who they are,” said legendary adult director, Axel Braun. “Let’s just say that Gaga isn’t the only sexy, female musician we have parodied in this movie. It’s too hot to even describe. You just have to watch it.”

The This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX parody has Lady Gaga (Helly Mae Hellfire) engaged in all types of lascivious behavior with various celebrities in addition to a very sloppy rendezvous with porn legend, Ron Jeremy. This Hustler Video spoof also includes the parodied music video of Lady Gaga’s hit song, Telephone.

“After we won Best Music Soundtrack and Best Original Song at this year’s AVN Awards Show, it seemed like a no brainer to follow suit with a Gaga parodied performance,” said Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director for Hustler Video. “Helly Mae is amazing as Gaga and our parody of Telephone gives the original a run for its money.”

The This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX parody is coming soon to the AEBN theater network

The cast includes Helly Mae Hellfire, Rihanna Rimes, Aubrey Addams, Raylene, Ron Jeremy, Scott Lyons, Marco Banderas, Marco Rivera, and Tee Reel.

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Batman XXX: A Porn Parody

Batman XXX: A Porn ParodyLast year’s best-selling, most rented adult movie was “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.” With summer superhero movie season in full swing, we thought it was a good time to revisit this instant classic from Vivid and director Axel Braun. It looks and feels like the 1960s “Batman” TV series — easily one of the best porn parodies ever.

Bruce Wayne (Dale DaBone) and young Dick Grayson (James Deen) are playing a comically complex multi-tier chess game when the Riddler (Evan Stone) sneaks into Wayne Manor and kidnaps Bruce’s fiancée, Lisa Carson (Kimberly Kane). Once imprisoned, Lisa’s willing to blow and fuck the Riddler for a softer mattress. She even lets him screw her in the ass! Sometimes prim little rich girls are the biggest freaks. Lisa looks great in lingerie and stockings, which she leaves on. She’s the dirtier of this pair, frequently strumming her clit and asking if her asshole is gaping for him. Lisa ends up covered in villainous cum, but the real riddle is whether she can go back to Bruce Wayne now that she’s unleashed her inner bad girl.

Batman and Robin follow a clue from the Riddler and invade an evildoers’ nightclub using the old “climbing a rope up the building” entrance that allows for an amusing Ron Jeremy cameo. Telling Robin to wait outside, Batman enters the club. He meets Molly (Alexis Texas), a blonde sitting at the bar, and they dance the Bat-Tusi, but not for long because she got the bartender to spike his grapefruit juice. Before Molly takes Batman to the Riddler, she has her way with the hero. First she gives him an incredible blowjob, then she rides him cowgirl style, her ass looking as incredible as always. On her request, Batman spanks her and kneads her butt cheeks as she pumps up and down on his cock. As the caped crusader approaches climax, Molly drops to her knees to finish him with her mouth and hands.

When Robin returns to Commissioner Gordon’s office to alert him of Batman’s disappearance, the commissioner is on the phone with his daughter Barbara (Lexi Belle). She hears enough to know this is a job for Batgirl. The mild-mannered librarian turned heroine arrives at the commissioner’s office with a plan to find the Riddler and Batman by first finding the Joker. Batgirl and Robin enter the lair of the Joker (Randy Spears, who couldn’t be more perfectly cast) just as he’s bragging to Catwoman (gorgeous Tori Black) about his assured takeover as the world’s king super criminal. Catwoman is unimpressed when he offers to fuck her while they wait for the Riddler to bring Batman and Lisa Carson, so instead the Joker has fun with his groupies (Syren Sexton and Andy San Dimas). The girls don’t play with each other, but they share the Joker’s cock nicely, especially Andy, who masturbates while waiting her turn. It’s especially hot when they team up on him orally. “Now remember: I want you to SMILE while you take the load!” says the Joker.

Aroused by watching the threeway, Batgirl asks Robin to show her why they call him Boy Wonder and strips out of her boots and bodysuit, leaving on the mask and cape. Robin goes down on Batgirl before whipping out his large cock – who knew the Boy Wonder was packing such a package? Lexi Belle is porn’s cutest little fuck-bunny and she always does some of her hottest scenes with James Deen, and this time is no different. Batgirl is one horny lass, riding Robin energetically and making sure he hears how much she enjoys his big cock. They’re both so worked up that they end up giving us the shortest fuck in the movie, but that doesn’t make it any less hot. As Robin paints Batgirl’s compact, perky body with his seed, she humps the air as if she just can’t get enough Boy Wonder action! They’ve made so much noise that Catwoman’s henchmen capture them. So much for the rescue.

The Riddler brings Batman and Lisa Carson to the Joker, soon followed by Catwoman with the Boy Wonder and Batgirl in tow. From the moment she walks in the room, Catwoman and Batman’s historic sexual tension is in full effect. Batman XXX: A Porn ParodyThe Joker interrupts their love/hate flirtation to announce his intention to destroy them with his ray gun. Angry that he’s changed the plan, Catwoman unties Batman to foil the Joker’s scheme and a fight ensues, complete with joke references to the “POW!” and other fight titles we know and love from the 1960s series. Batgirl takes a bound Joker and Riddler to the police, Lisa is free to go, and Batman and Robin now owe Catwoman big time.

“Holy Threesome, Batman!” says Robin. While Batman feels up Catwoman, she kisses Robin passionately. She sucks the Caped Crusader’s cock while the Boy Wonder licks the pussy’s pussy. Catwoman fucks the hell out of both heroes like it’s going out of style, riding them actively and always greedy for a dick at each end. She’s one of the sexiest Catwomen ever, her tanned skin glowing under bright lights that make every long line of her natural body gleam. Beyond beautiful, she’s the perfect feline seductress and highly erotically charged. This slippery kitty has nine lives – stay tuned for the cliffhanger ending after she drinks their cream!

Kagney Linn Karter to Star in ‘Mork and Mindy’ Parody

VAN NUYS, Calif.Kagney Linn Karter has been cast to play Captain Nirvana in DreamZone Entertainment’s Mork and Mindy: A XXX Porn Parody.

Karter joins Evan Stone and Chanel Preston to bring one of the most eccentric prime-time sitcoms to adult entertainment.

“I have watched Kagney’s performances in other adult parodies, and I am confident she will perform amazingly as the seductive Captain Nirvana,” director Lizzy Borden said. “Her scene will be extra special because I also cast Tommy Pistol as an iconic TV character from the 1970s.”

“Kagney always delivers in her scenes, and we are excited to have her be a part of our cast,” DreamZone Entertainment Vice President Adam Hasner said. “This is going to be a very wild, and fun parody. Lizzy has a very unique talent for these types of productions.”

This parody of the 1970s hit television show Mork and Mindy will take the love affair between two iconic characters beyond what prime-time television could air.

Mork and Mindy: A XXX Porn Parody stars Preston as Mindy and Stone as the lovable alien, Mork. Viewers of the original television series have witnessed the quirky couple learn valuable Earth- and Ork-based lessons, fall in love and even have a child who hatched from an egg laid by Mork. However, fans have yet to see what happens when the two “na-nu, na-nu” between the sheets.

Also appearing are Tegan Summers, Tori Lux, Seth Gamble and Tom Byron as Mindy’s dad.

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Smash Pictures Wraps ‘Halloween’ Parody

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CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Smash Pictures has wrapped production on what it’s calling the most ambitious shoot in the studio’s history — the big-budget spoof, “Halloween XXX Porn Parody.”

The Jim Powers-directed film is scheduled for a September release and stars Raven Alexis, Britney Amber, Andy San Dimas, Lexi Belle and Lily Labeau who takes on the character played by Jamie Lee Curtis.

Male talent includes Seth Gamble, Marcus London, Bill Bailey, Jessy Jones and Criss Strokes.

Smash vice president Stuart Wall told XBIZ that the company “Went all out on this production — insurance and pulling city permits to allow naked screaming porn stars running down the streets of L.A. and more.”

“Fans of horror films layered with sex are in for a treat,” Wall said.

The company described the film as an X-rated re-imagining of the classic film and said it re-visits the Haddonfield setting with nubile babes in danger, the voyeuristic view point of Michael Myers and the sexual escapades of the partying young adults.

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Vivid Wraps ‘Star Wars’ Parody

LOS ANGELES — Director Axel Braun has completed principal photography for the upcoming release “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody.

The movie is a joint production between Vivid Entertainment and Axel Braun Productions and is scheduled to be distributed by Vivid in September.

Braun said the film included a 110-page script, more than 30 speaking roles, hundreds of visual effects and took 14 days of principal photography.

The role of Princess Leia is played by recently signed Vivid Girl, Allie Haze. She plays opposite Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker and Rocco Reed as Han Solo. Other stars in the film include veteran Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dick Chibbles as Chewbacca and Lexington Steele as Darth Vader.

“Allie Haze really nailed the role of spoofing Princess Leia,” Braun said. “I’ve said all along that this will be a career-making role for her and I am now totally convinced that she is going to win the fans’ hearts and plenty of accolades for her performance.”

The director noted that the film is a spoof and “not mean-spirited.”

“”From the stars to the extras, everyone knew they were involved in something special and worked hard to make sure this was done absolutely right. The result is simply astonishing. This was by far the most expensive, elaborate and complicated production I’ve ever been involved in.”

He added, “We had illness, unforgiving locations, last minute cast changes, tempermental costumes, finicky props, hair and makeup drama, and some of the most difficult-to-capture sex scenes ever conceived, but we did it, and the result is a true epic that I believe people are going to be talking about for years to come.”

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Zero Tolerance Brings Michael Myers to Life in ‘Halloween’ Parody

LOS ANGELES—Zero Tolerance and award-winning writer/director Gary Orona have teamed up again to parody the box-office hit Halloween that made Jamie Lee Curtis a household name.

Led by an all-star cast of Lexi Belle, Chanel Preston, Dana DeArmond, Carina Roman, Lexi Swallows, Mark Wood as Michael Myers and more, even Haddonfield, Illinois has never seen evil quite this warped.

When Michael Myers (Mark Wood) breaks out of the Shady Knobs Asylum, he heads straight for Haddonfield where nerdy Laurie Strode (Chanel Preston) is busy defending her virginity against her whorish neighbors Lynda (Lexi Belle,) Annie (Dana DeArmond) and Bob (Kris Slater.) Michael gets in on the action at the neighbor’s house by wearing disguises, but his idea of a climax is not what anyone bargained for. Meanwhile Dr. Loomis is hot on his trail, sexually excited about all the “pure evil” in the air, and by the time he’s face to face with his former patient, Laurie has beat him to the punch.

“I’m so proud of what we’re doing at Zero Tolerance with the horror parodies,” Orona said. “Halloween is truly a titillating experience. Fans of the original film get all the suspense they expect, but with a twisted new sexual layer added into it, and then fans of porn get smokin’ hot scenes that really deliver. Michael performs an anal sex scene with Annie where he never takes off his mask. The actors themselves admitted they’d never done an anal scene that hot before. It was mind-blowing.”

Orona said he also went to great lengths to find just the right Michael Meyers house. “It had to be completely believable and bring out the crazy, scary element to the Haddonfield setting. When we see the house fifteen years later it’s totally run down and extremely frightening looking.”

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