Parody

Zero Tolerance Brings Michael Myers to Life in ‘Halloween’ Parody

LOS ANGELES—Zero Tolerance and award-winning writer/director Gary Orona have teamed up again to parody the box-office hit Halloween that made Jamie Lee Curtis a household name.

Led by an all-star cast of Lexi Belle, Chanel Preston, Dana DeArmond, Carina Roman, Lexi Swallows, Mark Wood as Michael Myers and more, even Haddonfield, Illinois has never seen evil quite this warped.

When Michael Myers (Mark Wood) breaks out of the Shady Knobs Asylum, he heads straight for Haddonfield where nerdy Laurie Strode (Chanel Preston) is busy defending her virginity against her whorish neighbors Lynda (Lexi Belle,) Annie (Dana DeArmond) and Bob (Kris Slater.) Michael gets in on the action at the neighbor’s house by wearing disguises, but his idea of a climax is not what anyone bargained for. Meanwhile Dr. Loomis is hot on his trail, sexually excited about all the “pure evil” in the air, and by the time he’s face to face with his former patient, Laurie has beat him to the punch.

“I’m so proud of what we’re doing at Zero Tolerance with the horror parodies,” Orona said. “Halloween is truly a titillating experience. Fans of the original film get all the suspense they expect, but with a twisted new sexual layer added into it, and then fans of porn get smokin’ hot scenes that really deliver. Michael performs an anal sex scene with Annie where he never takes off his mask. The actors themselves admitted they’d never done an anal scene that hot before. It was mind-blowing.”

Orona said he also went to great lengths to find just the right Michael Meyers house. “It had to be completely believable and bring out the crazy, scary element to the Haddonfield setting. When we see the house fifteen years later it’s totally run down and extremely frightening looking.”

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Lee Roy Myers Puts Modern Twist on VCX Classic ‘Sex World’

LOS ANGELES — VCX, home of The Golden Classics, has ripped a page out of the Hollywood handbook, reinvigorating one of its most popular films with a unique, up to date take from Lee Roy Myers.

Sex World, the 1978 parody of the classic science fiction film, Westworld, has received the all-star treatment in a new, updated version from Goodnight Media, distributed by Adult Source Media.

According to David Sutton, the third generation owner of the venerable, old-school studio, the original Sex World was ahead of it’s time when first unleashed during the heyday of the 1970s, and being able to introduce a revamped version to a new generation of porn fans was something the Las Vegas based studio couldn’t pass up.

“Some time ago, Lee Roy Myers and I were talking about working on a project together; we’ve been friends for some time now, and as I was reminiscing about the days when my family had started VCX, Lee Roy had mentioned to me that his favorite porn movie was Sex World and that he had been wanting to do a modern re-make of it,” Sutton said. “Once he started talking about the idea, I knew it was something we had to do. The original Sex World is easily one of the best-selling adult films of all-time, to this day we still can’t keep it in stock.

“Now, with an updated version of Sex World helmed by the best parody raconteur in the business leading the way, we have created a great new movie with a built-in reputation among retailers as being a must-stock item. With the great success that the original enjoyed, it just makes sense that the new Sex World would be something that fans would be anxious to see, and based on the preliminary indications, it looks like our idea was right on target.”

Description: The year is 2069, a time when the population’s craving for sex is intense. But, if they can afford it, they can vacation to Sex World, a theme park for adults, where all of their most carnal fantasies will come true. After Sex World scientists study what turns a guest on, beautiful droids obey and serve every demand, no matter how kinky, sexy, or dirty they may be. Welcome to the future of sex. Welcome to Sex World!

Starring: Alexa Nicole, Ashli Orion, Briana Blair, Coco Velvett, Kimberly Kane, Tara Lynn Foxx, Zoe Voss.

 

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Lee Roy Myers, DreamZone Wrap ‘The Honeymoaners’

VAN NUYS, Calif.Dream Zone Entertainment and award-winning director Lee Roy Myers have wrapped production on The Honeymoaners: A XXX Parody, an adult parody of a Golden Age of Television classic, The Honeymooners.

The comedic tribute stars Peter O’Tool as Ralph Kramden, Kristina Rose as Alice Kramden, Anthony Rosano as Ed Norton, and Aiden Starr as Trixie Norton. Also featured are Lily LaBeau, Misty Stone, Katie St. Ives, Bill Bailey and Rocco Reed.

“I always thought, one of these days … one of these days … POW!—I’m gonna make a parody of The Honeymooners,” said Lee Roy Myers. “After all the unsuccessful schemes mustered up by Ralph Kramden, I think he finally deserves some good fortune … and what better fortune than having sex with all the hot girls in his building.”

Ralph Kramden, everybody’s favorite lovable loser, will finally get a chance to change his luck as a contestant on the television quiz show The $69,000 Question. After overhearing the category of questions that will test his knowledge of sex, Ralph turns to his best friend Norton to teach him everything he knows.

Together the boisterous big guy and sex-witted sidekick study their local horny hookers, slutty neighbor and even their wild wives, Alice and Trixie. Will Ralph finally hit the jackpot? Or will he be left holding his own buzzer?

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Third Degree Prepares Howard Stern Porn Parody

CANOGA PARK, Calif. — Third Degree Films has completed a porn parody of Howard Stern with Ryan McLane in the lead role of the famous shock jock.

Kagney Linn Karter, the 2010 XBIZ New Starlet of the Year, joins Amy Brooke, Bobbi Starr, Breanne Benson and Jada Fire, who plays Robin in the new spoof that will be on the streets June 7.

Packed with low-brow banter and sick humor, the “Official Howard Stern Show Parody” promises to take Stern’s already notorious penchant for porn stars and strippers a step further and go places even he can’t go on his popular TV show.

“I’ve been a Stern Show fan for 20 years so it was both an honor and privilege to pay tribute to the King of All Media,” writer/co-director Mike Quasar said.

The movie also stars Anthony Rosano, Will Powers, Mark Wood, and Dale DaBone. It was co-directed and produced by Tabitha Stevens, who also makes a special appearance playing the game “Guess What’s On My Balls.”

“I’ve been a fan and guest of Howard’s for a long time,” Stevens said. “I am honored that I got to help Mike create and produce a tribute porn parody to the King of All Media!”

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White Ghetto

White GhettoWith more than 550 movies on demand, White Ghetto offers a smorgasbord of carnal delights ripe for the feasting. They’ve set out a selection of sausages in light and dark varieties. Theirs is among the finest selections of white and dark meats on the porno buffet. If you’re in the mood for some Indian, they’ll fix you up with some savory vindaloo. Then you can have some hair pie for dessert. Mmm… Can you tell it’s nearly lunchtime as this is being written?

Bad food metaphors aside, the fact is that White Ghetto’s got something for everybody, like a good buffet. In spite of their name, they are not an exclusively white studio, but maybe the name is about porn on the fringes. There’s nothing high-class about these movies; this is porn for people with wild sexual fantasies. The studio is known for catering (argh, there we go again) to many niches. After all, “My Girlfriend’s Giant Cock 3” is their most popular movie in our theater right now. It’s one of more than 100 shemale titles the studio has released, also including the Monsters of She Male Cock series.

If you like your girls without that something extra in the panties, then don’t fret. You can still choose from hundreds of other movies from White Ghetto. The insatiable cuties of “No Pill, No Condom… No Problem” are new to fucking and getting pumped full of cum is a novelty that they won’t protest. If you still fantasize about the first time your first girlfriend took your cock in her hand with a look that said she’d never held anything like it before, then this movie will charm the cum right out of your hard-on. Of particular interest is cover girl Ivy Winters, one of the hottest starlets, stealing the show in scene three.

Celebrating the “fuck ’em and chuck ’em” method, “Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am” is a movie for you hopeless romantics in search of one good night with a busty beauty. Maybe you’d like just one fuck with the hot Vannah Sterling, who closes the movie with a scene that features her copious cleavage getting fucked and later sprayed with seed. Who wouldn’t? Sometimes it’s the girl who’s only after one thing, as seen in “Please Cum on My Face.” These girls aren’t in it for the long haul, just a long pole.

The women of “Her First Girlfriend” aren’t interested in anything quite so phallic unless it’s plastic. Mainly, they just want to lick their first clit. In “Real Queer Girls” you’ll enjoy watching women who have had more than just one girlfriend. You’ll find more seasoned lesbians teaching sweet young beauties about the pleasures of pussy in “Cougars and Coeds.”

Practically nothing is off limits for White Ghetto, from grannies to midget porn to the seedy adventures of ball-busting broads and the submissive men who love them. If you want to see a couple of heartless hotties bang a slew of studs while their hapless hubbies can only watch, then White Ghetto gives you that in the delicious “Cuckold Gang Bang.” There’s even a movie called “This Is Not… Slumdog Millionaire… This Is a XXX Spoof,” which proves that porn parodies can be made out of anything.

White Ghetto calls itself the “#1 name in niche hardcore porn” and they have the movies to back it up!

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Watch the Official Friday The 13th Parody!

How could we not point you to this movie on Friday the 13th?

 

Description: When Susie arrives at Crystal Lake Nudist Camp to be the resident masseuse, she meets the randy young camp owner Kyle who can’t wait to get an orgy going with his nymphomaniac staff and guests. But when people start inexplicably disappearing, Susie and Kyle are forced to fight for their survival. Coming face to face with the flesh eating semen of the legendary Jason himself.

 

Stars: Sara Vandella Rocco Reed Asa Akira Kagney Linn Karter Carlo Carrera Brooke Lee Adams Brooklyn Lee Tabitha Stevens Mark Wood Mr. Pete Cheyne Collins Kris Slater Courtney Cummz

 

Studio Name: Zero Tolerance

 

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Boobwatch

BoobwatchYou don’t need to have seen “Baywatch” to like “Boobwatch,” so if you’re too young to have witnessed those famous red bathing suits barely holding in the bouncing titties of hotties including Pamela Anderson, don’t worry. This Wicked Pictures parody gives you the stuff they couldn’t show on primetime TV. Beautiful Alektra Blue leads a team of “highly skilled and extremely busty lifeguards” who resuscitate your dick.

Alektra discovers Danny Mountain and Rebeca Linares grilling hot dogs in their back yard. Danny protests that they’re nowhere near a beach, so why do they need a lifeguard? Without missing a beat, she makes clear her intention to service the not-so-weenie weenie in Danny’s pants with Rebeca’s help. Alektra and Rebeca play together very nicely as well. If you haven’t seen Rebeca in a while, just wait till you ogle the sultry Spaniard’s enhanced tits. Even better, she’s so excitable getting fucked with Alektra sitting on her face. After satisfying both brunette babes in different positions, Danny leaves their big tits juicy with his liquid DNA and they rub them together as the scene ends.

Vigilant Alektra calls Jayden Jaymes on her walkie-talkie and sends her to rescue Tommy Gunn from choking on a fly he accidentally inhaled while working out at the gym. (These scenarios get progressively sillier, as do the slow-motion-running gags.) Jayden is careful to check his airway with her tongue and resuscitate his cock with her mouth and cleavage. She brings Tommy’s dick to life so he can stuff her pussy with it. You can tell how tiny Jayden is when that thick shaft divides her pussy lips while she’s bent over the gym equipment. Jayden cums more than once in this scene and gives us plenty of hot moves to gush over. When one of the best bodies in porn meets one of the thickest dicks, the result is explosive.

You might think that when Alektra sends brunette super MILF Lisa Ann to “shark-infested waters” we might get a beach scene, but the joke continues as she interrupts Rocco Reed’s bubble bath, telling him “no body of water is safe without a lifeguard.” He can’t turn away a babe like this whose lifeguarding tactics include deep throating his cock and taking it for a spin inside her pussy. (Not literally – this isn’t the Spin on My Cock series.) Lisa and Rocco have a horny fuck in front of the bath tub, and the only thing missing is the chance to see them cleaning up in the bubble bath afterward.

Tommy Gunn is telling Dane Cross about his lifeguard encounter while Dane washes his car. They’re hundreds of miles from the beach, so Dane’s disbelief is understandable. He soon finds out the truth when natural-bodied blonde Carolyn Reese shows up to protect them from the “imminent danger” of Dane’s garden hose. She finds much more use in the hoses they keep in their pants, first sucking their cocks one after another, then filling herself up with them at both ends. Carolyn especially seems to get off on Dane.

For the last scene, Alektra surprises a sunbathing Chris Johnson by his pool. It doesn’t matter that he wasn’t going in the water, because Alektra easily convinces him he needs a lifeguard by giving him a kiss so hot it stiffens his dick, and then sucking it down. Alektra gets hers when Chris eats her out and fingers her at the same time. There’s more foreplay in this scene than in the others. When they start to fuck in reverse cowgirl, Alektra shows off some hot hip-swiveling moves, but even in missionary Alektra is an active fucker who makes sure she gets to cum. When Chris unloads on her tits, Alektra again massages the cream into her skin. Maybe it’s her secret for keeping away the wrinkles you get from being in the sun all day. What a way to end on a high note!

“Boobwatch” is one of the funniest parodies in a while. The intentional overacting, the slow-motion running, and the ridiculousness of a clairvoyant lifeguard sending her team out to save men on dry land are used to great effect. Bless those tight red one-pieces!

Stars:   Alektra Blue Rebeca Linares Carolyn Reese Jayden Jaymes Lisa Ann Danny Mountain Tommy Gunn Dane Cross Chris Johnson Rocco Reed
Categories: Big Tits New Release Feature Adult Humor Parody
Running Time:   96 minutes
Released:   04/2011
Studio Name:   Wicked Pictures
Director:   Jonathan Morgan