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20 Insane Movie Star XXX Parodies

via TotalFilm.com

1. Tina Fey

The Movie Star: Forget Sarah Silverman’s OTT fireworks. If you’re looking for  the funniest woman in comedy, you need look no further than Tina Fey.

Best Known For: In celluloid terms, she wrote and starred in Mean Girls and scored box-office pleasing laughs opposite Steve Carell in Date Night. However, she’s best known as bespectacled uber-nerd Liz Lemon, her alter-ego on superlative sitcom 30 Rock.

XXX Version: 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, in which Tina is subbed out for Lisa Ann, the current holder of the XBIZ “Milf Of The Year” award for 2011. Weirdly enough, she was also the star of Who’s Nailin Palin? as Sarah Palin, a role Fey has played herself on Saturday Night Live. Needless to say, she approached the role from a slightly different angle…

2. Harrison Ford

The Movie Star: Gruff man of action, willing to go head to head with terrorists, Nazis, aliens and whatever else you can throw at him.

Best Known For: Some might say Han Solo, but we’d argue that whip-cracking adventurer Indiana Jones remains Mr. Ford’s signature role.

XXX Version: Carolina Jones & The Broken Covenant, in which Harrison finds himself replaced by Ava Rose. She plays the eponymous Carolina Jones, daughter of Indiana, who must shag her way through hordes of villainous Nazis in order to recover the holy grail. Sounds awful doesn’t it? Then again, what would you rather watch…this or Crystal Skull?

3. Uma Thurman

The Movie Star: Occasional rom-com botherer and frequent muse of Quentin Tarantino. Just don’t mention Batman & Robin…

Best Known For: It’s a toss-up between The Bride and Mia Wallace…we’re going to plump for the latter, because it lends itself quite nicely to a pun-tastic porn spoof…

XXX Version: Yep, you guessed it…this one is called Pulp FrictionAva Rose stars again, but she is somewhat upstaged by The Gimp. Unsurprisingly, his role has been beefed up a little for the porn version…

 

4. Johnny Depp

The Movie Star: Perma-quirky indie darling, and third wheel in the Helena Bonham Carter-Tim Burton marriage.

Best Known For: His swaggering, sniggering heroics as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise. Watch out for the fourth money-spinning installment arriving this summer…

XXX Version: Pirates, the Digital Playground epic in which Jesse Jane takes over chief swashbuckling duties (if you know what we mean). The film was so successful it spawned an even more lavish sequel, with over 600 special effects making it the most expensive adult film ever made.

5. Ashley Williams & Ashlynn Yennie

The Movie Stars: Who? Ah, yes. Ashley and Ashlynn were the two lucky girls who starred in The Human Centipede. If you’re wondering which was which, Ashley was the one in the middle…

Best Known For: The aforementioned body-horror debacle. You really have to wonder how desperate for work you’d need to be before you said yes to that script.

XXX Version: The Human Sexipede of course! Because who didn’t come out of The Human Centipede musing, “I wish they’d make a porno out of that”? This time around the mad doc plans to attach his three patients via their “sexual canals” so that they “enjoy the moment of orgasm forever.” Sheesh…

6. Steve Carell

The Movie Star: Hollywood’s doofus du jour, Carell has made a career out of titting-about, and very good at it he is too!

Best Known For: Despite his myriad outings as a  big-screen funnyman, Carell’s defining role has to be Michael Scott, the monstrously clueless boss in The Office: An American Workplace. It doesn’t get any bigger than that…(that’s what she said.)

XXX Version: The Office: A XXX Parody, in which Michael Scott has become Michelle Scott, as played by Ashlynn Brooke. Surprisingly, this is actually pretty funny (the “that’s what she said” jokes are a happy inclusion) which makes it all the more bizarre when the cast start getting their kit off!

7. Zoe Saldana

The Movie Star: Tinseltown’s newest go-to girl for kick-ass action heroines, although there will still be plenty who won’t recognise her without the blue skin…

Best Known For: She was in this movie that came out a couple of years ago…hang on a minute, it’ll come to us. Um…Avatar? Does that sound right?

XXX Version: Hustler redefined the term “blue movie” with This Ain’t Avatar XXX, in which the few subtleties found in the original movie are blasted out of the water by a string of hi-octane sex scenes. Parody stalwart Evan Stone’s pitch perfect spoof of Colonel Quaritch is worth the admission fee alone!

8. Ted Danson

The Movie Star: He might not spend much time on the big screen these days, but once upon a time, Ted Danson meant bums on seats! May we refer you to the Three Men series…?

Best Known For: Hilariously peeling his skin off during the finale of Three Men And A Little Lady…no, alright, he’s a TV star first and foremost, and a bloody good one at that. Cheers is obviously the show he’s most closely associated with, but they couldn’t possibly film a Porno based on that…could they?

XXX Version: They could and they have in the form of Cheers: A XXX Parody. Daft as it may sound, you can’t knock some of the dialogue. When asked “how’s it going?”, Norm replies, “it’s going down like a two-dollar whore when you hand her a fifty…nice and easy.” Zing!

9. Jessica Simpson

The Movie Star: Reality telly harridan done-good, Jessica Simpson nearly gave poor Willy Nelson a heart attack when she poured herself into a pair of hot-pants for a Daisy Duke-themed music video. That would have been all well and good, but sadly, there was a full-length movie to go with it…

Best Known For: The aforementioned comedy car-crash in which the combined charm of Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott and Burt Reynolds can’t drag a dire script out of the mire.

XXX Version: Vouyer Media‘s Not Really…The Dukes Of Hazzard (starring Ryder Skye), in which all the witless capering of the real movie is present and correct, only now with added nudity. That bumps it up a star in our book!

10. Malcolm McDowell

The Movie Star: Captain Kirk-slaying ne’er do well with one of the most intense glowers in contemporary cinema. Be careful not to look him in the eyes lest you turn into stone.

Best Known For: His milk-quaffing, slang-spouting, rape-dispensing turn as Alex De Large in Kubrick’s seminal adaptation of A Clockwork Orange. Haven’t viddied it yet? Shame on you.

XXX Version: Alex De Large becomes a delectable lady-hooligan in A Clockwork Orgy, and guess what? She still drinks “milk”! Only this time it doesn’t come from a glass…

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Kristina Rose, Raven Alexis Cast in Exquisite’s ‘Fever’

CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Brunette beauties Kristina Rose and Raven Alexis have landed the lead female roles in major upcoming project Saturday Night Fever: An Exquisite Films Parody.

Alexis will play Stephanie, the main love interest and dance partner of Toney, the role John Travolta immortalized. Rose takes on the role of Annette, the dance and bedroom partner Toney dumps as he lusts after Stephanie.

Director Jordan Septo said, “We want to make this movie as true to the original as possible, so casting is extremely important. Both Raven and Kristina proved they have great moves, whether dancing or screwing. They both have extraordinary credentials, as Kristina won the 2009 CAVR Star of the Year award, as well as multiple AVN Awards, and Raven won the 2010 NightMoves Best New Starlet award.”

Beamed Alexis, “Being cast as Stephanie in the adult version of Saturday Night Fever is an incredible honor, and one of the most exciting projects of my entire career to date. I always dreamed about performing in a parody of the movie, and I am ecstatic to be working with an incredible company on a groundbreaking project such as this. I have no doubt this will be unlike anything the adult industry has seen to date, and I am looking forward to showing fans my versatility.”

“Don’t touch the hair!” exclaimed Rose. “I’m super excited! Saturday Night Fever has always been one of my favorite movies. I might not even need a script.”

Exquisite Films has further casting sessions planned for additional roles in the parody, including the coveted part of Toney. “We’re still looking for the best actors and actresses in the industry to round out the cast,” Septo noted.

Simpsons, the XXX Parody: Marge and Homer’s Sex Tape

Simpsons, the XXX Parody: Marge and Homer's Sex TapeMainstream pop culture observers seem shocked that a “Simpsons” porn parody exists, but those of us who write about smut for a living are only surprised that it took this long. “Simpsons, the XXX Parody: Marge and Homer’s Sex Tape” was worth the wait. Every fan so inclined to watch a porn version of the show is probably most interested in seeing how they portray that blue-haired siren, Marge Simpson. You’ll be happy to know that XBIZ Female Performer of the Year Andy San Dimas is playing the part. Even if you aren’t a fan yet, you’ll be glad she was cast. Beyond the main event, there are sex scenes with other favorite Springfield characters as well.

As the movie begins, Homer (Anthony Rosano, but we see little of him because he’s usually behind the camera) trades the sex tape he and Marge made for a bag of doughnuts. The rest of the movie is a look at the illicit footage itself. Marge, posing in front of a full-length mirror with the camera behind her, feels frisky about the sexual possibilities that arise thanks to the new camcorder. Something else arises in Homer’s pants once he finally realizes Marge is telling him she wants to make a sex tape. She lets her hair down and starts to blow him, her dirty talk adding lots of excitement. Just as it’s getting hot, Homer’s attention wanders to the TV, where a McBain porno has just started playing.

After shooting the bad guy, McBain (Evan Stone) heroically lays female sidekick Nancy (Atlanta Hawks dancer turned porn star Briana Blair) on a tabletop and gives it to her just like you would want everybody’s favorite yellow action hero to do. Nancy squeals in pleasure with his manly thrusts and begs for his load on her daffodil-colored ass. When he’s done, there’s no time for cuddling because there are more Korean plutonium thieves to hunt down. Nobody in porn could have been better cast as McBain than Evan Stone.

Homer films Marge while she’s dusting and talks her into flashing some lemony ass cheek, against her better judgment – she worries that a neighbor could walk in at any minute. Sure enough, Moe (James Deen, looking better than cartoon Moe but definitely sounding the part) barges in and finds out Marge wears a magenta thong under that green dress! Moe is here to borrow the camcorder for a hot date with real estate agent Cookie Kwan (Asia Zo). Never mind that Cookie thinks she’s there to appraise his apartment, because Moe talks her into fucking him by lying that he’s actually rich and he only looks ugly because he wears a mask to hide his true good looks. Gold-digging, ambitious Cookie can’t jump his bones fast enough after that. He rubs her clit while playing with her perky tits and she gives him a hot blowjob. Then Cookie proves that not only is she number one on the west side, but also number one on her back side, front side… any side on which she takes Moe’s energetic thrusts.

At least, that is until Marge shows the other girls how it’s done. Now that she and Homer have the camera back, they can finally film their frolicking. Homer appears to eat Marge out in P.O.V. style, with the camera giving us an intimate view of her mound. If you’ve always imagined that this blue-haired babe would be a tiger in bed, you’re right. Actually, she’s a tiger on the couch, but you get the picture. Marge fucks Homer’s shaft and then wants to taste her own juices on Homer’s cock for a while before doing it doggy style. They have sex in different positions, always showing Marge to her best advantage. Andy San Dimas stays in character (and voice) the whole time, and not even a blue wig and yellow body paint can diminish her extreme beauty and sex appeal. When Homer pops, Marge proves to be a dirty girl indeed, spitting it out on his cock and licking it back up to swallow.

Director Lee Roy Myers has captured the hilarious essence of yet another pop culture institution with this first release from his self-titled studio. Everybody is well cast and the makeup is great, courtesy of talented industry makeup pro 2Ply. Josh Thomas does note-perfect voice impersonations of Homer and Barney (who we never see, but he’s helping Moe film his tryst with Cookie through a hole in the wall). This is a “Simpsons” parody that should amuse you and satisfy your curiosity.

Stars:   Andy San Dimas Asia Zo Briana Blair Eddie Adams Evan Stone James Deen Anthony Rosano Josh Thomas
Categories: New Release Feature Adult Humor Parody High Definition
Running Time: 107 minutes
Released:   01/2011
Studio Name:   Lee Roy Myers Movies
Director:   Lee Roy Myers

Trannies Go Parody in Juicy’s ‘Definitely Not Ugly Betty’

CHATSWORTH, Calif.Juicy Entertainment is preparing to break new ground with upcoming genre-bender This Is Definitely Not Ugly Betty: A XXX Tranny Parody.

The adult industry is in the midst of a parody craze, and while transsexual porn is considered a specialty niche, This Is Definitely Not Ugly Betty is poised to bring the genre into the spotlight. The all-bareback, all A2M DVD stars TS Foxxy, Morgan Bailey and Christian,.

Said director Tom Thumb, “Foxxy is a 100 percent ringer for Ugly Betty. The movie actually developed because of her uncanny similarities. When we realized a tranny parody had never been attempted, we knew Ugly Betty XXX had to be made. Whether you’re a devout fan of T-girls, or this is your first tranny experience, this is the movie for you.”

Loosely based on the pilot episode of the hit TV show, This Is Definitely Not Ugly Betty: A XXX Tranny Parody casts Christian as the heir to a magazine empire whose taste for hot secretaries distracts him from his duties. Cue Ugly Betty. Christian’s father hires the frumpy T-girl to help keep his son’s focus on the fashion magazine. Long days working together reveal Betty to be a diamond in the rough with a very big secret, which drives Christian wild. When Betty invites Morgan Bailey and her other special friends to help with a new project, the magazine becomes a playground of debauchery.

“This movie is going to revolutionize the tranny porn market,” Juicy vice president Danny Gorman said. “Combining the curiosity for trannies with the curiosity for an Ugly Betty parody will introduce a lot of new consumers to these sexy T-girls. Parodies played a vital role in rejuvenating sales numbers within our industry, and we fully expect the trend to continue with Ugly Betty XXX. As a parody, the movie will gain more exposure and receive a larger distribution than any previous tranny movie.”

This Is Definitely Not Ugly Betty: A XXX Tranny Parody was shot entirely in true HD, and also stars Andrea and Carla.

See more great tranny titles from Juicy Entertainment

Pussy Talk

The study of philosophy tells us that when you define something, its opposite also becomes true. So, if there exists something called hot, there must exist the opposite of hot, or cold. If there exists fast, there must also exist slow. If there exists big, there must also exist small. You get the point.

In 1972, the film Deep Throat defined the fact that a woman’s clitoris could reside in her throat. That means that somewhere there must exist the opposite of that. But what is the opposite of a clitsophagus? Apparently it’s a blabgina. Released in 1975, Pussy Talk stars Penelope LaMour as Joelle, a woman who discovers that within her second pair of lips resides a very opinionated, very sharp-tongued entity. The main problem with this set up (as if loquacious labia weren’t bad enough) is that the entity has no filter and a poor sense of timing, which makes for all kinds of awkward social interactions. Of course, because it’s porn, they all lead to sexual encounters, which is good for the you, the viewer.

The classic scene in this one is the dinner party where Joelle’s pussy gets bored and decides to take matters into its own hands – by using Joelle’s hands on itself. There she sits, solitary, in plain view on the couch, running her finger through her hairy slit. Talk about a party foul (and possibly two if you’re opposed to hairy snatches.) As Joelle’s friskiness hogs the g-spotlight, everyone suddently stops to watch the spectacle. Her hubby Eric (Nils Hortzs) is understandably horrified and starts to doubt his ability to satisfy her.

He calls in a shrink (Ellen Earl), but Joelle’s slit siren begins talking smack to the good doctor. It’s persuasive ways lead to shock on the part of the shrink and to part of the shrink being shocked – namely with a thorough ass fucking from Eric. After that, she approaches Joelle and temporarily appeases the pompous pussy with a good licking.

From here, the film takes a decidedly strange and more sexual turn. Thanks to a press conference by the doctor, word about Joelle circulates around town and she becomes more or less a circus freak in the eyes of the general public. To escape the attention, she and Eric retreat to her childhood home where she begins to have flashbacks of her youth. Beatrice Harnois plays the young Joelle as she recounts abuse suffered at the hands of her step-father; trying to lose her virginity to her boyfriend only to give it up to a Pinocchio marionette (a must-see); fucking her high school teacher; and seducing her priest at confessional.

When a sleazy reporter (Vicky Messica) discovers her whereabouts, Joelle takes refuge at her Aunt Barbara’s (Sylvia Bourbon). However, the reporter, who desperately seeks an interview with Joelle’s pussy, pays Barbara off to get access. When Joelle recovers from her sedation, she goes home where Eric fucks the entity out of her. However, the act has a very, very strange result. As per usual, you must watch to find out what transpires. What we can tell you that it’s very wacky and it spawned a sequel.

Pussy Talk is fun and entertaining, but also very sexy. It’s one of the truly great films in all of adult cinema, not just the French side of things. It won the Grand Prize at the first and only International Porn Film Festival in Paris during the summer of 1975. Unfortunately, in an attempt to clamp down on porn, European governments levied hefty taxes on filmmakers and production houses forcing massive budget cuts. Projects that began as ambitious endeavors often ended up as back alley afterthoughts.

It’s a damn shame, really.

Stars:   Penelope LaMour Sylvia Bourbon Beatrice Harnois Ellen Earl Nils Hortzs Vicky Messica Claude Dupont

Categories: Euro Feature Classic International Adult Humor 70’s Gold Parody

Running Time:   87 minutes

Released:   11/1975

Studio Name:   ALPHA-FRANCE

Series:   Pussy Talk

Director:   Frederic Lansac

Sweet Mess & Exquisite Films Announce “Addams Family XXX”

They’re creepy and they’re kooky; they’re sexy with the nookie… yes, it’s America’s favorite goth dynasty, the Addams Family, appearing in a very unlikely family-values scenario. Sweet Mess Films has hired Rodney Moore to direct “Addams Family XXX” starring Evan Stone with the one-and-only Amy Fisher. Casting is complete and it will shoot in mid-March with distribution handled by Exquisite Films, the industry’s most prominent producer/distributor of adult parodies. Exquisite Films titles include upcoming releases “The Justice League XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody” and “Reservoir Dogs XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody.”

Fran Marquez of Sweet Mess Films said, “We’re heading full-force into shooting adult parodies and intend to employ no less than top-notch talent, combined with superior production values and attention to detail in performer and performance chemistry, script and sets. ‘The Addams Family’ seemed like an excellent start as we all loved the show and so does everyone involved so it makes the work just that much more fun!”

Cast members Amy Fisher and Evan Stone are both excited about the project. Amy Fisher said, “I grew up loving the ‘Addams Family.’ I am thrilled that Steviee came to me to be a part of this parody. She has an amazing eye for quality in adult, so I couldn’t say no! It is going to be fun, yet sexy and hot!”

Evan Stone added, “As the head of the Addams family I am very excited about opening up my wife Morticia and my daughter Wednesday for all to see what’s inside them and our wonderful family of Addams.”

Third Degree to Parody ‘Revenge of the Nerds’

LOS ANGELES—Third Degree Films is teaming up once again with Brian Bangs and Spock Buckton, the perverse minds behind the AVN nominated Official Jersey Shore Parody and Delinquents, to unleash the Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody.

One of the most beloved satires of the 1980s, Revenge of the Nerds chronicled the lives of a group of nerds trying to stop the harassment from a group of bullying jocks. Considered one of the wittiest movies of the genre—and of the decade—Bangs and Buckton are bringing their own spin to the well-known story and adding incredible XXX action and outrageous hijinks.

“There are only a few film properties that beg for a porn parody,” said writer/director Brian Bangs. “Revenge of the Nerds is a perfect example, and we’re excited to be able to put our own ridiculous spin on a cultural, comedic landmark.”

The film stars Spring Doll Tori Black, Lily LaBeau, February Doll Ann Marie Rios, Brooke Lee Adams, Sophia Santi and more. Bangs and Buckton will co-direct with Mike Quasar.

Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody begins shooting in Los Angeles in February.