20 Insane Movie Star XXX Parodies
The Movie Star: Forget Sarah Silverman’s OTT fireworks. If you’re looking for the funniest woman in comedy, you need look no further than Tina Fey.
Best Known For: In celluloid terms, she wrote and starred in Mean Girls and scored box-office pleasing laughs opposite Steve Carell in Date Night. However, she’s best known as bespectacled uber-nerd Liz Lemon, her alter-ego on superlative sitcom 30 Rock.
XXX Version: 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, in which Tina is subbed out for Lisa Ann, the current holder of the XBIZ “Milf Of The Year” award for 2011. Weirdly enough, she was also the star of Who’s Nailin Palin? as Sarah Palin, a role Fey has played herself on Saturday Night Live. Needless to say, she approached the role from a slightly different angle…
The Movie Star: Gruff man of action, willing to go head to head with terrorists, Nazis, aliens and whatever else you can throw at him.
Best Known For: Some might say Han Solo, but we’d argue that whip-cracking adventurer Indiana Jones remains Mr. Ford’s signature role.
XXX Version: Carolina Jones & The Broken Covenant, in which Harrison finds himself replaced by Ava Rose. She plays the eponymous Carolina Jones, daughter of Indiana, who must shag her way through hordes of villainous Nazis in order to recover the holy grail. Sounds awful doesn’t it? Then again, what would you rather watch…this or Crystal Skull?
The Movie Star: Occasional rom-com botherer and frequent muse of Quentin Tarantino. Just don’t mention Batman & Robin…
Best Known For: It’s a toss-up between The Bride and Mia Wallace…we’re going to plump for the latter, because it lends itself quite nicely to a pun-tastic porn spoof…
XXX Version: Yep, you guessed it…this one is called Pulp Friction. Ava Rose stars again, but she is somewhat upstaged by The Gimp. Unsurprisingly, his role has been beefed up a little for the porn version…
The Movie Star: Perma-quirky indie darling, and third wheel in the Helena Bonham Carter-Tim Burton marriage.
Best Known For: His swaggering, sniggering heroics as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise. Watch out for the fourth money-spinning installment arriving this summer…
XXX Version: Pirates, the Digital Playground epic in which Jesse Jane takes over chief swashbuckling duties (if you know what we mean). The film was so successful it spawned an even more lavish sequel, with over 600 special effects making it the most expensive adult film ever made.
5. Ashley Williams & Ashlynn Yennie
The Movie Stars: Who? Ah, yes. Ashley and Ashlynn were the two lucky girls who starred in The Human Centipede. If you’re wondering which was which, Ashley was the one in the middle…
Best Known For: The aforementioned body-horror debacle. You really have to wonder how desperate for work you’d need to be before you said yes to that script.
XXX Version: The Human Sexipede of course! Because who didn’t come out of The Human Centipede musing, “I wish they’d make a porno out of that”? This time around the mad doc plans to attach his three patients via their “sexual canals” so that they “enjoy the moment of orgasm forever.” Sheesh…
The Movie Star: Hollywood’s doofus du jour, Carell has made a career out of titting-about, and very good at it he is too!
Best Known For: Despite his myriad outings as a big-screen funnyman, Carell’s defining role has to be Michael Scott, the monstrously clueless boss in The Office: An American Workplace. It doesn’t get any bigger than that…(that’s what she said.)
XXX Version: The Office: A XXX Parody, in which Michael Scott has become Michelle Scott, as played by Ashlynn Brooke. Surprisingly, this is actually pretty funny (the “that’s what she said” jokes are a happy inclusion) which makes it all the more bizarre when the cast start getting their kit off!
The Movie Star: Tinseltown’s newest go-to girl for kick-ass action heroines, although there will still be plenty who won’t recognise her without the blue skin…
Best Known For: She was in this movie that came out a couple of years ago…hang on a minute, it’ll come to us. Um…Avatar? Does that sound right?
XXX Version: Hustler redefined the term “blue movie” with This Ain’t Avatar XXX, in which the few subtleties found in the original movie are blasted out of the water by a string of hi-octane sex scenes. Parody stalwart Evan Stone’s pitch perfect spoof of Colonel Quaritch is worth the admission fee alone!
The Movie Star: He might not spend much time on the big screen these days, but once upon a time, Ted Danson meant bums on seats! May we refer you to the Three Men series…?
Best Known For: Hilariously peeling his skin off during the finale of Three Men And A Little Lady…no, alright, he’s a TV star first and foremost, and a bloody good one at that. Cheers is obviously the show he’s most closely associated with, but they couldn’t possibly film a Porno based on that…could they?
XXX Version: They could and they have in the form of Cheers: A XXX Parody. Daft as it may sound, you can’t knock some of the dialogue. When asked “how’s it going?”, Norm replies, “it’s going down like a two-dollar whore when you hand her a fifty…nice and easy.” Zing!
The Movie Star: Reality telly harridan done-good, Jessica Simpson nearly gave poor Willy Nelson a heart attack when she poured herself into a pair of hot-pants for a Daisy Duke-themed music video. That would have been all well and good, but sadly, there was a full-length movie to go with it…
Best Known For: The aforementioned comedy car-crash in which the combined charm of Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott and Burt Reynolds can’t drag a dire script out of the mire.
XXX Version: Vouyer Media‘s Not Really…The Dukes Of Hazzard (starring Ryder Skye), in which all the witless capering of the real movie is present and correct, only now with added nudity. That bumps it up a star in our book!
The Movie Star: Captain Kirk-slaying ne’er do well with one of the most intense glowers in contemporary cinema. Be careful not to look him in the eyes lest you turn into stone.
Best Known For: His milk-quaffing, slang-spouting, rape-dispensing turn as Alex De Large in Kubrick’s seminal adaptation of A Clockwork Orange. Haven’t viddied it yet? Shame on you.
XXX Version: Alex De Large becomes a delectable lady-hooligan in A Clockwork Orgy, and guess what? She still drinks “milk”! Only this time it doesn’t come from a glass…