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Sex with Sandra Shine

February 22, 2011

Here’s a riddle for you: What do Peaches, Jo, Eve Angel and Sophie Moon have in common? If you said two boobs, one pussy and a nice bum then you’re a major smart ass. If you said they’re women then, wow, are you ever an astute observer of detail. But, if you said that they are all part of Viv Thomas’ “Sex With…” line of films then you certainly know your porn. And being a know-it-all you probably also know that his team strives to create tasteful, sensual and high quality erotica in a positive, fun and original way.

Should you, however, happen to fall into the smart ass or “highly astute” categories mentioned above, you might be unfamiliar with his ridiculously hot body of work. To that we say: get acquainted immediately! That means starting with the newest addition to the “Sex With…” line called Sex with Sandra Shine. Like the other women in the series, Sandra is a natural beauty with perfect skin, shapely figure and adoration for other members of the fairer sex.

The best part about this series though is that you don’t have to go searching through tens or hundreds of volumes to find your favorite scenes. They’re all here, meticulously culled together by Viv himself – kind of like a greatest hits package of sorts. There is a sensual solo masturbation scene to start it all off, plus six different scenes with six different stunning babes, including the lovely Eve Angel from “All About Eve” and Sophie Moon from “Return of Sandy”.

Here you’ll get your fill of lapped lips, caressed clits, 69 action, anal fingering, toy play and even a rim job or two by some of the finest erotic female specimens from around Europe. With a variety of settings including the bedroom, doctor’s office, pool and more, layered on a backdrop of soft, ambient music, Sex With Sandra Shine is a trove of carnal pleasures that will appeal to everyone, especially couples looking for something less gratuitous and more sensual. Win!

Stars: Sandra Shine Mya Diamond Laura Capri Sophie Moon Cameron Cruise Eve Angel Vera Versanyi

Categories: Lesbian New Release Euro International All Sex All Girl British

Running Time: 159 minutes

Released: 01/2011

Studio Name: VivThomas.com

Series: Sex With

Director: Viv Thomas

Pussy Talk

February 21, 2011

The study of philosophy tells us that when you define something, its opposite also becomes true. So, if there exists something called hot, there must exist the opposite of hot, or cold. If there exists fast, there must also exist slow. If there exists big, there must also exist small. You get the point.

In 1972, the film Deep Throat defined the fact that a woman’s clitoris could reside in her throat. That means that somewhere there must exist the opposite of that. But what is the opposite of a clitsophagus? Apparently it’s a blabgina. Released in 1975, Pussy Talk stars Penelope LaMour as Joelle, a woman who discovers that within her second pair of lips resides a very opinionated, very sharp-tongued entity. The main problem with this set up (as if loquacious labia weren’t bad enough) is that the entity has no filter and a poor sense of timing, which makes for all kinds of awkward social interactions. Of course, because it’s porn, they all lead to sexual encounters, which is good for the you, the viewer.

The classic scene in this one is the dinner party where Joelle’s pussy gets bored and decides to take matters into its own hands – by using Joelle’s hands on itself. There she sits, solitary, in plain view on the couch, running her finger through her hairy slit. Talk about a party foul (and possibly two if you’re opposed to hairy snatches.) As Joelle’s friskiness hogs the g-spotlight, everyone suddently stops to watch the spectacle. Her hubby Eric (Nils Hortzs) is understandably horrified and starts to doubt his ability to satisfy her.

He calls in a shrink (Ellen Earl), but Joelle’s slit siren begins talking smack to the good doctor. It’s persuasive ways lead to shock on the part of the shrink and to part of the shrink being shocked – namely with a thorough ass fucking from Eric. After that, she approaches Joelle and temporarily appeases the pompous pussy with a good licking.

From here, the film takes a decidedly strange and more sexual turn. Thanks to a press conference by the doctor, word about Joelle circulates around town and she becomes more or less a circus freak in the eyes of the general public. To escape the attention, she and Eric retreat to her childhood home where she begins to have flashbacks of her youth. Beatrice Harnois plays the young Joelle as she recounts abuse suffered at the hands of her step-father; trying to lose her virginity to her boyfriend only to give it up to a Pinocchio marionette (a must-see); fucking her high school teacher; and seducing her priest at confessional.

When a sleazy reporter (Vicky Messica) discovers her whereabouts, Joelle takes refuge at her Aunt Barbara’s (Sylvia Bourbon). However, the reporter, who desperately seeks an interview with Joelle’s pussy, pays Barbara off to get access. When Joelle recovers from her sedation, she goes home where Eric fucks the entity out of her. However, the act has a very, very strange result. As per usual, you must watch to find out what transpires. What we can tell you that it’s very wacky and it spawned a sequel.

Pussy Talk is fun and entertaining, but also very sexy. It’s one of the truly great films in all of adult cinema, not just the French side of things. It won the Grand Prize at the first and only International Porn Film Festival in Paris during the summer of 1975. Unfortunately, in an attempt to clamp down on porn, European governments levied hefty taxes on filmmakers and production houses forcing massive budget cuts. Projects that began as ambitious endeavors often ended up as back alley afterthoughts.

It’s a damn shame, really.

Stars: Penelope LaMour Sylvia Bourbon Beatrice Harnois Ellen Earl Nils Hortzs Vicky Messica Claude Dupont

Categories: Euro Feature Classic International Adult Humor 70’s Gold Parody

Running Time: 87 minutes

Released: 11/1975

Studio Name: ALPHA-FRANCE

Series: Pussy Talk

Director: Frederic Lansac

Ma Mere Me Prostitue

February 14, 2011

When it comes to adult theater, it’s really tough to find anything truly shocking anymore. What began in the 60s as sexploitation and softcore, ever so surely evolved into more and more explicit territory. How did we get here? Well, filmmakers and envelopes have always had an adversarial relationship. The filmmaker pushes while the envelope tries to hold its ground, usually to the detriment of the envelope. When the envelope is displaced, the result is what we like to call a “shock and awe” moment. It is at this point that what we believe and the values we hold are severely tested.

But these moments have short life spans. Before the backlash has even had a chance to take effect, someone is trying to push the envelope once again. The ongoing process leads to mass desensitization as the new shock and awe moment makes the previous one seem not so bad by comparison. The thing is that each successive shock and awe moment has to have more shock and more awe to make an impact.

If you must, look at it much as you would inflation. Two dollars today buys you the same amount of bread that fifty cents did decades ago. Why? The price of making bread has increased and there is more money in circulation. The combination of the two means that it takes more of that money to get the same amount of bread. Continuing along those lines, anally fisted midgets on the big screen today get the same reaction as did the appearance of a nipple forty years ago. Why? The price of slack-jawed gawking has increased and there is more shock and awe in circulation than years ago. Therefore it takes more of it to elicit the same reaction.

All that said, there are some taboos that are inflation-proof. Even the slightest amount gets just as strong of a reaction now as it did then, meaning a much better return on your investment. The film Ma Mere Me Prostitue, directed by Francis Leroi and released by Alpha-France, centers on a young woman who is forced into a seamy world of gutter trash and selling ones body thanks to her mother. When she can no longer swallow her predicament, she flips the script and reverses the situation. The film touches on many of the taboos hinted at above: prostitution, forcible sex and anally-fucked males by way of a strap-on among others, making it one of the all-time successes of XXX French cinema.

Stars: Christin Black Gabriel Pontello Andre Kay Patricia Santos Jacques Marbeuf Isabelle Brel Brigitte Verbecq Jacques Gatteau Helen Shelley Lise Pinson Claude Valmont Mascha Mouton Olivier Mathot Dominique St. Clair (m) Jacques Dales Victor Semama Michel de Nyokinos

Categories: Euro Classic International All Sex 80’s Gold French Speaking

Running Time: 80 minutes

Released: 10/1982

Studio Name: ALPHA-FRANCE

Director: Francis Leroi

The Secretary

February 8, 2011

If you frequent this blog, you’ll notice two trends in the movie coverage this week: French films and secretaries. Just yesterday, we discussed the film Sex Games for Couples. If you watched it like we told you to, you’ll recall one of the guys fucked, like, 83 different secretaries. Is it any wonder company pension funds are bankrupting some European countries?

How many memos does a small business actually need to type? With that many secretaries, each one could be in charge of a single character on an alpha-numeric keyboard. Their career paths would start at the bottom, in charge of the letter “e”. As they worked their way up the ladder, they’d move on to less frequently used characters like the number “5”. Then, they’d be in charge of “q” or “x” or maybe even “z” until finally, after years of service and obtaining a high level of seniority, one of them would get the mother of all jobs: manning the “^” key. I mean, when the hell do you ever need that? Never – unless you work at a math factory. That would be one cushy job.

In today’s featured movie, The Secretary, by Marc Dorcel pictures, there are once again a plethora of tight-bodied typing pool twats trying to finagle their way to the top of their professions. Or are they? At the beginning of the film, some unknown peeping Tom or peeping Joan is camped out in the bushes taking risqué photographs of his or her boss (Bruno S X) getting it on with the beautiful blonde Carla Cox and one other guy (Ian Scott). If extortion is the game, that voyeur came to the right place. The shutter clicks on a wide assortment of vaginal, anal, threeway and DP action that is sure to garner a hefty raise or promotion of some kind.

The question becomes: who took the shots and why is he or she so angry at the extort-ees? It’s a great question and one that we really can’t answer, despite having seen the movie. No, we’re not trying to be assholes. It’s just that the whole movie is in French and our bosses won’t splurge for Rosetta Stone. So, we’re left to wonder. Are they mad about possible layoffs? A white flag shortage? Or, is it the fact that CSI: Punta Gorda was just cancelled and Ben & Jerry’s has gone too corporate? Being in an office setting, it may just be the copier is jammed and they’re all out of toner. We don’t really know.

The Secretary is, however, a great social experiment for English-speaking natives. Why? People always say they don’t care for dialogue or back story, that they watch porn for the fucking. That may be true, but people also complain about sports announcers on television, yet when they go to a live event, they’ve got ear buds crammed into their skulls listening to whatever the broadcasters are saying. The point is this: will you miss the banter when it’s not there or if you can’t understand it?

Well, that’s an individual crisis that can’t be answered with a blanket response, but we think the hotness of the women in this film will make you forget all about the plot – whatever it is. Just take a look at the second scene. The timid guy (Titof) at the office (we know this because of the caption at the bottom of the screen when he is introduced) has a fantasy about getting it on with two of the secretaries, Tarra White and the sublime Bijou. For a timid creature, his fantasies are certainly very explicit including some titty-fucking, threeway, pussy eating and anal fucking. There are some nice face-sitting shots worked in and a nice view of dude’s tongue dancing across Tarra’s folds. There are also some well-timed slo-motion shots of Bijou’s lovely tits bouncing around while she rides cock. A cumshot on their bespectacled faces concludes the excellent scene.

Another threesome between Carla and the same two guys transpires in the next scene. You’ll see many of the same positions as before, and once again there are shots being snapped from outside. While you won’t want to see some old man fucking some young chick a second time, you’ll want to see the two cumshots that Carla takes on her ass. Droplets of ooze run down her ass crack and pool right in her bum star as she hunkers down on all fours, ass facing directly at the camera lens.

Judging by the urgency displayed on the boss’ face after this scene, we’re guessing he is now aware that someone has it out for him. He begins to get on the defensive with everyone, asking if he or she knows how the elicit pictures of his private life managed to slip through the mail undetected, let alone escape from the minimum wage employee at the Fotomat, without raising any suspicion. From this point on, everyone is on notice, every move scrutinized to a ridiculous degree. You’ll definitely be scrutinizing Bijou and Tarra when they engage in a lesbian fling on the boss’ makeshift putting green. Bijou fingers Tarra while lapping up her clit, which has reached near fossilized levels of hardness. Bijou has some astounding tits as you’ll see when she sits on the desk and Tarra plants her face in her soft cooch. When the film goes split screen, it’s double the breastage, the sight of which will make your head explode!

Carla is then seen taking on a couple of grunts down at the warehouse (Michael Cheritto and Tony Corleone) in another threeway and the gorgeous Eliska Cross, the one keeping her head down all this time, gets the office Casanova’s (Mike Angelo) head up, fucking him and taking a drippy load onto her lovely tits.

Finalizing the film is a narration and a film montage that seems to recap the action. We see a woman, who we presume is the boss’ wife, slapping the two-timer (maybe three-timer in this case) across the chops and storming out of his office. Sitting in a chair is Eliska, who turns to the camera and gives us all a wink. In America, that would indicate guilt. In France, that could be a sign of constipation. Who knows?

The Secretary is proof that you don’t need to know what’s going on at all to enjoy watching well-proportioned and naturally endowed women ride the rocket. Now, that’s saying something! What, we’re not exactly sure on account of it was all in French.

Stars: Tarra White Carla Cox Titof Mike Angelo Michael Cheritto Eliska Cross Bijou Tony Corleone Ian Scott Bruno Sx

Categories: Anal New Release Euro International All Sex Threeway French Speaking

Running Time: 106 minutes

Released: 01/2011

Studio Name: Marc Dorcel

Director: Rebecca Lord

Sex Games for Couples

February 7, 2011

When married couples’ sex lives get boring there are two ways to handle the situation. The first way is to look in the mirror. Only boring people get bored, and once they come to grips with what they see looking back at them, they can revamp their sexcapades into anything they want and possibly fix the situation. The second way is to look for something more exciting outside the relationship and far away from reflective surfaces. We won’t even bother to touch on what can go wrong here. You’d need many, many hours of free time. Plus, we don’t have enough tiny letters after our names to indicate professional credibility and status to adequately break it all down in this blog. Use your imagination.

There is, however, a third way. Both parties in the relationship can set up an arrangement to mess around with other people. Such is the situation in Sex Games for Couples, another classic of French adult cinema released by Alpha-France. Directed by Georges Fleury, the film centers on two different couples going about the daily grind as they normally do. The problem is that the daily grind no longer has much daily grind, if you get what we’re after here. They still love one another as you can generally tell, but though the oven works, the pilot light has gone out.

One guy (Guy Royer) has what seems like an endless string of hot secretaries, blondes, brunettes, redheads, whatever you want, at his beck and call. In fact, the first babe (Chantal Nora) he bangs during his nooner at the office is the wife of the other husband (Charlie Schreiner). What’s great about these chicks is they are all exhibitionists to a large degree, thriving on the threat of getting caught.

As we mentioned, the first woman loves office fucking. The second tryst is a lovely “real” redhead if you’re worried about matching drapes and carpets in the den, or in the car as is the case here. She machetes a vibrator through her ruby pubes, getting off while sucking his cock. She even rolls the pulsating device over the head of his cock while jacking him. It’s something that isn’t seen these days, but something that maybe ought to be brought back. The brunette sucks and fucks him in plain view on the observation deck of their office building.

Despite the sexual aggravations and the rather open arrangements agreed upon by the couples, jealousies flare. In the case of the first girl (Daniele Troeger), she hires a live-in maid (Dawn Cumming) as a way to entice her hubby to stay home and stop his constant meetings, and maybe give her a little attention too. Daniele creeps into the attic where her husband and Dawn are fucking and she opens her shirt to fondle her breasts and finger her hairy pussy. The following morning the three of them engage in a ménage, with Daniele forcing her tongue into Dawn’s lovely wet crease and jamming a finger into her ass while she fucks Guy’s cock on top.

As the film progresses and the affairs continue, Daniele’s husband has begun to pay more attention to her, so she calls it off with her lover Charlie. They agree to be friends, and as a kind gesture, Charlie invites Daniele and Guy over to his house for a party. That is where the secrets they all have been keeping are finally revealed. Will it end up bringing the couples closer together or will it drive a permanent wedge between them?

Watch Sex Games for Couples and find out.

Stars: Dawn Cummings Guy Royer Charlie Schreiner Chantal Nora Muriel Troeger Catherine Ferre

Categories: Euro Feature Natural Breasts Classic International 70’s Gold

Running Time: 73 minutes

Released: 11/1977

Studio Name: ALPHA-FRANCE

Director: Georges Fleury

All Girls Do It

December 3, 2010

Beautifully filmed with a slight kinky edge, “All Girls Do It” is one hot fuck flick. Every girl in it is gorgeous. These vignettes have a Euro feel and an international cast, some of whom you already know. This movie could broaden horizons for many couples.

Lolly Badcock climbs the stairs in a skirt with most of the back cut out to tease Danny D, who is dressed in a lab coat. Liking what he sees, he fingers her asshole. She sucks his enormous meat cudgel, leaving lipstick prints. Things get kinkier and hotter when Danny oils up and fingers both of her holes with gloved hands, then screws her with a dildo only slightly bigger than his cock. Then Lolly takes a variety of objects in the ass. When they adjourn to another room, Danny has changed into black leather, as if to let us know things are getting serious. The way Lolly’s tongue takes on a life of its own in a throat fucking sequence will haunt your dreams in the best way. They move on to some intense anal sex. This scene builds perfectly to an erotic peak, with great chemistry.

Redhead Loz Lorrimar and blonde Shay Hendrix play on a swing in a bar, wearing retro polka-dot dresses with no panties, giving Omar Williams a show. Shay climbs on the pool table and pulls up her dress to tease him. Loz, giving beautiful eye contact, sucks his huge black cock. They have an oral daisy chain on the pool table. As Omar fucks Shay, he occasionally pulls out to give Loz a taste. Loz gets fucked in the ass and when Omar cums, the girls share the load.

Jewell Marceau tongues Amber Leigh’s pussy. Jewell is submissive with her usual playful attitude, fucking Amber with a toy. Amber lightly spanks and whips Jewell, but this is not hardcore BDSM. Then cute, China-doll pale Katie Kay crawls toward them. Katie needs no encouragement to eat Jewell’s muffin, but Amber pushes her in there anyway, using her blonde pigtails like handles. Amber fucks Jewell’s pussy and ass with a strap-on. Later, Amber straps a dildo to each thigh so the girls can ride them. Whether you like Katie’s perkiness or Jewell’s sensuality, you’ll have a hard time not popping.

In a mansion, maid Tori Black watches the ghostly Aleska Diamond masturbate. Later, Tori’s boss Jazz Duro asks for a gin and tonic, which Tori spills. Jazz bends her over his lap, lifts her skirt, and spanks her hot ass. Excitedly, he pulls her ruffled pink panties aside and starts fingering her, which confuses and then arouses her. She gives him an excellent blowjob with lots of eye contact and wrist twisting. In response, he devours her pussy before plundering it. Tori is as beautiful as ever and something about playing the curious, clumsy maid makes her even sexier than usual.

While Carmen Rose serves customer Jay R., bartender Dirty Dog tastes and fingers her between the legs. She keeps a poker face, but she’s getting hot – you can tell by the way she flirts with Jay. This continues until Jay sits at a table. When Bailee (a Hungarian babe, not to be confused with Texan cutie Bailey) enters and DD waits on her, Carmen turns the tables, giving him head behind the bar. Bailee teases both men until DD has to have that pussy. It inspires Carmen to start sucking Jay’s cock, which in turn inspires Bailee to blow DD. The simultaneous blowjobs are hot, as is the wanton fucking and partner swapping. It’s especially exciting watching Jay strum Bailee’s clit with his thumb as he fucks her ass. Even though the women never get completely naked, it feels like you’re really watching spontaneous sex in a bar.

“All Girls Do It” is another stunning piece of accessible erotic art from Harmony Films. With each scene set up as its own mini-story, you can take days to enjoy this movie one vignette at a time. Every vignette is worth your load and these should prove inspiring for couples.

The Art of Kissing 3

November 16, 2010

Viv Thomas is back with another volume full of peckers. And by that we mean lesbian girls who love to dish out bushels of smooches to their sexy counterparts. The Art of Kissing is an AVN award-nominated series and for good reason. The way these hot-ass girls fawn all over one another, yet exercise such restraint as they slowly seduce, de-clothe and explore each other’s bodies is something to behold. Patience may be a virtue, but it seems that when your face is just millimeters away from another woman’s sopping wet hoo-hoo, the time to be virtuous has long since past.

Red-headed stunner Piper Fawn and blonde cutie Sylvia Laurent are stirred to passion by a really boring movie. Piper begins to circumnavigate Sylvia’s face with butterfly kisses. The two are quickly out of their tops, exposing Piper’s smoking hot tits, which are saturated with mouth bombs as well. Sylvia sucks Piper’s toes and then slips off Piper’s panties to roll her tongue across her warm slit and finger her to orgasm. Piper then takes control, returning the sexual favors to Sylvia, including a tight shot of Piper’s finger penetrating Sylivia’s pussy and her tongue dancing across her clit.

It’s only the beginning.

There are five other incredible pairings too, including Mya Diamond and Lucie Theodorova, who get aroused at the window view of a country vista. Some nice shots of doggie-style pussy eating, cheek munching and a hot 69 session ensue. Nella and Monica Sweet are decked out in red, an apt color as their clits turn flush from the fingering they endure. Piper Fawn makes a reprise appearance with Suzie Carina, engaging in a super hot finger-fuck session in bed. Mya Diamond and Sylvia Laurent cleanse themselves in the shower and use their tongues to penetrate the hard-to-reach areas. Finally, Suzie Carina and Lucie Theodorova’s bodies glisten from the baby oil they slather over each other and light up the screen even more with their passionate lovemaking.

Sometimes the best thing about two girls together is the kissing. And if kissing is indeed an art, then this series is a masterpiece. And if ’80s pop culture is accurate, since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure.

These ones left them all behind.

The end.

Stars: Suzie Carina Sylvia Laurent Lucie Theodorova Piper Fawn Nella Monica Sweet Mya Diamond

Categories: Lesbian Euro International All Sex All Girl British

Running Time: 182 minutes

Studio Name: VivThomas.com

Series: The Art Of Kissing

Director: Viv Thomas