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A Wife That Do it All

August 29, 2011

Somehow, we here at AEBN always figured that not paying attention in French class all those years ago would come back to haunt us at some point.

Well, that point has arrived.

Une Epouse A Tout Faire, from Alpha-France, is a full-on French affair replete with put-ons and come-ons that are indistinguishable from gibberish, though thanks to some benevolent translator we know that the title loosely means “A Wife That Do It All”. We also know the plot goes something like this:

“Tired of the monotony of their sex life, a couple decides to “”go loose””. Both indulge in their most shameful impulses…masochistic impulses, sadistic impulses. She becomes a female-bitch running all the orders of a pervert master that can’t get satisfied. Starts for them a hallucinating climb…”

Now, while we’re pretty sure that a bland synopsis won’t capture the majority of the verbal nuances contained within this film, it doesn’t take any kind of cunning linguist to figure out that an inability to understand French won’t at all take away from the grand spectacle of sex on display here.

What this film lacks in terms of end-of-scene pop shots in some cases, it more than makes up for it with the sheer volume of variety and lovely camera angles it employs throughout. Better yet is the fact that the “sounds of sex” as it were are like silk on the eardrums, translating virtually the same in any tongue.

Speaking of tongue, below is a run-down of the must-see highlights:

After a night out, the lead couple makes out in the moonlight like a couple of teenagers, later fucking until he cums onto her garter belt.

The following morning, after he leaves for work, she puts on a record and spends time caressing her own body. She fondles her tits and slides her fingers into her moist pussy, bringing herself to orgasm. Lovely angles in this one!

Picnic blankets, assorted fruit and a lovely female friend accompany the wife into the wilderness where the two get frisky. The friend fingers the woman beneath see-through panties as their tits rub on one-another. The friend arouses her own pussy through black panties using a banana, then fucks herself with it before the tribbing and the pussy licking in 69.

The husband hooks up with a woman in a hotel, strips her down to her underwear , ties her to a chair and abuses her small tits and chest with a leather flog. He teases her nipples and clit with the implement, then penetrates her pussy with the handle as she sucks his cock. His wife arrives and a threesome ensues.

In one of the stranger sequences, the couple picks up a female straggler on the side of the road wearing little more than a mink coat. The women take turns eating each other’s pussies, before sharing a double-dong in the back seat of the car as the hubby watches. After losing the hitcher, the wife goes down on him and a new, leather-clad stranger, who has randomly approached the car decked out in biker gear, including a motorcycle helmet with face visor.

And in a really titillating scene for voyeurs, the husband spies his wife sucking off a guy in a bathroom stall. They then fuck in RCG, her body visible through the peep hole from the naval to the knees. At the moment of eruption, she grabs the stranger’s cock and points it toward the camera where he lets loose with a decent cum shot. Once the stranger leaves, the husband enters the stall, jacking his own load onto her luscious tits.

If you don’t speak French, but want to find some more depth in this film, pay close attention to the color choices as they relate to the lingerie. The selections are deliberate and they, too, tell a story.

Stars: Cathy Menard Carole Pierac Daniele Gueco Dominique Aveline Hubert Geral Isabelle Brel

Categories: Euro Feature International French Speaking

Running Time: 112 minutes

Released: 09/1982

Studio Name: ALPHA-FRANCE

Director: Patrick Aubin

My Mother’s Best Friend 4

August 5, 2011

Congratulations, AEBN viewers, you have “discerning taste”.

That’s not us talking (though we think you have discerning taste as well) that’s Jon Blitt from Sweet Sinner lobbing the warm fuzzies your way in a recent sound bite. And while it would be easy to think that he is just buttering your buns in the hopes of getting a welcome promotional boost for Nica Noelle’s latest film, My Mother’s Best Friend 4, he is, to the contrary, utterly sincere. You should certainly take it as a heartfelt compliment that a very smart man finds your porn palate sophisticated enough to hobnob with Nica and other porn intelligentsia one minute, and versatile enough to revel in the base emotions of anal fisting the next. Besides, anyone familiar with Nica’s standout body of work knows that trumped up puffery as it relates to her accomplishments as a filmmaker is completely unnecessary.

Nica has built up a devoted following by cutting her own swath across the landscape of adult film – an interesting thing because it’s not often legions of fans go willingly into dark and scary places unless they’re sure they’ll come out the other side in one piece and better off for having done so. And trust us: highly literate scripts with intricate storylines and words like “ablution”, as Nica is wont to assemble, are seriously dark and scary places for porn viewers who just want to watch people fuck. But the fact that Nica places some basic demands on the minds of her audiences, does not at all detract from her movies or from the sex contained within. And though her onscreen portrayals of intimacy don’t generally cross the line into “just because I can” territory, she brings a realness and honesty to her scenes that is relentlessly appealing, especially for couples looking to bring a bit of video passion into their own love lives.

With the fourth installment of the MMBF series, Nica implements a nice twist into the over-arching older woman/younger man theme. Instead of choosing a contemporary vibe to tell her story, Nica instead settles upon a period piece complete with authentic costumes, settings, soundtrack and, yes, dialogue. The result is “… one of the most beautiful and cinematic erotic love stories ever to be told.”

The film revolves around Xander Corvus, a young man who has finally frayed the last nerve of his mother, played by Nica herself. He’s brash. He’s petulant. He’s immature. He’s arrogant and aloof in the presence of company. And he dares to think the harpsichord went out of vogue with Baroque music, to the chagrin of his pal Danny Wylde. This kind of rebellion simply cannot stand. Nica fears that, without direction, the boy will never mature emotionally, something that has been stunted anyway with the death of his father and lack of a male influence during his formative years. Friend Julia Ann offers to mentor the boy for one month in an attempt to turn him into a man, though Nica is somewhat leery of the suggestion as Julia’s coquettish tendencies are well known about town. Still, she agrees.

True to form, Xander makes trouble for Julia during his first few days, interfering with her sleep and insulting her gentlemen callers, but the two cannot shield themselves from their desire for one another. After a particularly testy exchange, the two collapse onto her bed, Julia’s nightshirt askew just enough for Xander to ply his tongue to her smooth slit. Sliding out of her sleepwear, Julia reveals her enormous, juicy tits. She leans forward and takes the head of Xander’s cock into her mouth. He fucks her pussy from the side and in mish before firing his load up her belly onto her lovely tits.

When Xander decides to move in with Julia permanently, Nica is crushed. She knows in her heart the two are having an affair. She also believes she failed him as a mother, a thought Danny tries to quell when he comes calling for Xander. Nica dutifully breaks the news of his whereabouts then looks for reassurances in her drunken state. What she really wants, however, is Danny’s cock inside her. He obliges, thrusting his dick between her thighs. They continue on the side and in mish before Nica sucks him to orgasm.

A meeting over tea with Magdalene St. Michaels the next day reveals to Nica that Magdalene’s daughter, Lily Labeau, has come of age and is ready for marriage. In an attempt to break up Xander and Julia, Nica then informs Julia of her intention to set up Lily with Xander, a revelation that nearly causes Julia to choke on her tea. Though she admits to nothing, Julia realizes that Nica is onto her with regards to her son. In turn, Nica realizes that Julia, despite her philandering ways, has fallen for Xander. But Nica’s plan won’t be easy to put into action because Xander has fallen in love with Julia as well.

An arranged meeting between Xander and Lily starts off somewhat awkwardly as Xander has other things on his mind. But the two warm to each other and eventually get married. A month in, however, the two still have not consummated the arrangement, which arouses Lily’s suspicions that Julia is somehow involved. Xander’s anger and frustration boil over and he takes it out on Lily’s virgin pussy with his cock, pounding her in mish. She then sits on top of him, grinding her pussy into his dick like a woman possessed. He bangs her from the side while she fingers her clit and then in mish again, cumming onto her chest and cute, natural tits.

Julia, meanwhile, is left to her gentlemen callers and her empty heart knowing that Xander is off with someone else. But Manuel Ferrara can fix that right up. He arrives at her place, dashing as ever in his formal attire, though it doesn’t stay on for long. The two take up residence in her bed, his tongue probing her soft pussy folds. She rides his cock in CG before he takes her from behind in doggie. As he fucks her, he digs his thumb into her ass causing her to beg even more for his cock to go deeper. Soon, she is sucking him off and letting him slip his meaty cock between her tits. Another mish shot full of slow penetration shots precedes another massive cumshot once again onto Julia’s belly and luscious tits. As they collapse into each other’s arms, a faint clamor is heard outside the window. Julia informs Manuel that it’s only “kids throwing pebbles at the window.”

Who is really throwing the pebbles and what business have they come to settle? You’ll have to watch MMBF 4 and the surprise conclusion to find out. Oh, did we forget to mention that the trade-off for discerning taste in porn movies are plot resolutions that we are not at liberty to divulge in these reviews?

I guess we did.

Stars: Julia Ann Manuel Ferrara Jay Crew Danny Wylde Nica Noelle Magdalene St. Michaels Lily Labeau Xander Corvus

Categories: New Release Mature High Definition International Costumes Feature Cougar

Running Time: 119 minutes

Released: 07/2011

Studio Name: Mile High Media Sweet Sinner

Series: My Mother’s Best Friend

Director: Nica Noelle

CFNM Army Games

July 5, 2011

Clothed Female Nude Male is what the letters stand for, not College Football’s New Millennium, Cabbage For Ned Munson or Curly Fries Never Mold. And though it’s generally more pleasing to see the reverse scenario in adult films, watching women, who are well-versed in the art of punishment, harass the male body into submission can be an exceptionally satisfying experience regardless of how much clothing adorns their bodies.

In CFNM Army Games, two lovely women, one blonde and one brunette, sneak into a Russian military barracks and dole out some corporal level comeuppance to a couple of private’s privates. Hey, these soldiers are used to 50-mile hikes in full military regalia and thousands upon thousands of push-ups and other calisthenics, so surely they are capable of handling a few nipple twisters, some hair pulling and genital torture from a couple of stray cuties, right? Possibly … though it’s tough to predict how any guy will react after having nine clothes pins clamped onto his foreskin and scrotum (no, we’re not kidding).

Thankfully, the girls are at least somewhat merciful. They suck the guys’ cocks and allow them to resolve their pent-up aggressions at the end by rubbing one out. Ever seen a barracks turned into a mess hall in 51 minutes? You have now.

Categories: Fetish BDSM New Release Euro Submales International Genital Punishment High Definition CFNM

Running Time: 51 minutes

Released: 06/2011

Studio Name: William Higgins

Director: William Higgins

Party Hardcore 54

June 7, 2011

Q: What do you get when you combine pounding percussive beats, flashing lights, the free-flow of alcohol, hundreds of horny, scantily dressed amateur women, beach balls, balloons, wading pools and male strippers?

A: This

And for the record, if anyone ever stands on his or her soapbox and starts to go off about how the corrosive nature of men and their desire for strip club culture is the bane of existence, and how demeaning it is for the women, tell them to shove it and whip out this bad boy as proof that unabashed sexual cravings and a willingness to let one’s desires stray from center runs both ways.

Now in its whopping 54^th edition, Party Hardcore celebrates what it means to be young, beautiful and unfazed by rules and social norms. Hey, you only go around this crazy merry-go-round once. Is it really so bad that some want their horses to run a little faster than the rest? Before you respond, press play, let your imagination take flight and ride the pulsing waves of sound to the place where perfect abs, tits and asses reign and gravity wields no power.

The sex party is just getting started and you have an open invite. Join in, won’t you?

Stars: Leony Aprill

Categories: Euro Orgies International All Sex Exhibitionist Party Girls Reality Based CFNM Running Time: 146 minutes

Released: 08/2010

Studio Name: Eromaxx

Series: Party Hardcore

Director: Bob Marshal

Mom and Dad are Fucking My Friends 6

June 1, 2011

Parents aren’t cool. They never have been, nor will they ever be. Or, are the wood-paneled mini-van, Nilsson cassettes, and sock/sandal combos that pops routinely wears all part of trying to not look cool on purpose?

Did you ever stop to wonder whether or not all those years spent feeding you, sheltering you, giving you an allowance and saving up for your college education were merely a ruse (or a possible bargaining chip) should you ever discover that they have been fucking your friends behind your back in some very cool and very bizarre love triangles? Did you ever notice that your parents and your best friend are sometimes simultaneously nowhere to be found? Did you ever wonder about the weird and unsightly stains you cannot account for on the upholstery?

Maybe you should.

Had Abigail Johnson asked those questions, she could have avoided a scolding by her friends’ parents for being an hour late getting home. Oh, and she also could have escaped getting her pussy licked by her friend’s mom while having her completely smooth pussy ravaged by a giant cock.

If Leonelle Knoxville had taken time out to question happenstance, she might not have been busted for smoking a cigarette in the home of her friend’s folks. She knows a call to the parents is forthcoming, but decides that getting naked is the best way to avoid getting grounded. She and blonde, big natural titted Daria Glower take on a thick dick and share a load of cum, smoothing everything over.

Had cute brunette Ferrera Gomez heeded the warning signs, she would have been at school and not mugging down with her gal pal when her pal’s parents come home. Considering that Ferrera was already sleeping with the friends of dads (see Fucking My Dad’s Friends 2) she should have known better. Maybe taking a rim job and a clit to the face will break her of her truancy and her lust for friends.

Merylin, had she known what questions to ask, would have come to the conclusion it’s not good policy to stay at a friend’s place for a week when it was supposed to be only for a weekend. We think balls across the chops and nibbling on parental pussy will be enough to be a bit more considerate in the future.

Finally, if Regina had a bit more self-awareness, she would have known that trying to find solace from Celine Noiret and her hubby in regard to her recent breakup was not the best idea. Their lecherous ways will only end up in another broken heart and a busted up pussy to boot.

Teenagers!

Stars: Engel White Merylin Celine Noiret Abigaile Johnson Ferrera Gomez Leonelle Knoxville Regina Daria Glower Niki Sweet Amanda Davidson Dieter Von Stein Kamil Klein George Uhl Steve Q. JJ

Categories: New Release Teen International All Sex M.I.L.F. Threeway High Definition

Running Time: 122 minutes

Released: 05/2011

Studio Name: Doghouse Digital Mile High Media

Series: Mom And Dad Are Fucking My Friends

Schoolgirl Report 3

May 2, 2011

“What parents find unthinkable” according to the subtitle of the third installment in the Schoolgirl Report series, you might find unfathomable. Vicious scenes of senseless brutality and sexploitation on a hyper-inflated scale await in what originally began as an innocent look at the purported teenage sexual habits in 1970s Germany.

Marketed as actual documentaries of German youth, volumes one and two of what became a sensation internationally recounted the supposed real tales of Teutonic teenage skylarking in flashback form. Interspersed between the stories of delicate young flowers being corrupted by peers and authority figures were man-on-the-street interviews, which gave you glimpses into the direction the prevailing moral winds were blowing among the common folk.

Now, it doesn’t take too long to figure out that the whole she-bang is a put-on and not to be taken too seriously. Adding to the nostalgic feel of the films are long-haired co-eds prancing around in groovy get-ups and bulky underwear, flaunting poofy pubes and tat-less extremities all to Gerd Wilden’s crazy soundtracks that fall somewhere between Austin Powers and Esquivel. But, while the third volume of this seemingly light-hearted trip through time makes use of the same conventions, it takes a rather disturbing turn with its overtly gratuitous portrayals of forcible sex and its rather cringe-inducing fantasy scenarios. To make things even more perturbing, some of the girls don’t seem to fall into that, “I’m really 24, but if I put my hair in pigtails I can pass myself off as borerline illegal” territory. At times you really do wonder how these producers were able to get parents/guardians/adults who should know better to look the other way. Granted, none of it is overzealously graphic, easily falling under the soft-core banner, with feigned penetration and the like, but these are mighty gritty themes to be tossing about in any format, let alone to pass them off as commonplace sexual occurrences in the minds and lives of an underage populous too young to understand the ramifications of such actions.

The film is entirely in German, so it may be easier to gloss over some of scenarios and focus more on the cute young girls and their gorgeous bodies. But while some things are better left unsaid, other things may have been better un-filmed. If you are particularly sensitive to very extreme imagery, whether explicitly on display or, as it is in this case, implied, you might be better off watching the first two films in the series.

Though the producers strayed perhaps a bit too far from their original intent, this series remains one of the all-time titillating relics of the sexploitation era. As always, reserve judgment until after you watch it for yourself. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Stars: Sonja Spitzweg Johannes Buzalski

Categories: Euro Teen Classic International All Sex Schoolgirls 70’s Gold

Running Time: 80 minutes

Released: 03/1972

Studio Name: Impulse

Series: Schoolgirl Report

Director: Ernst Hofbauer Walter Boos

The Babysitter 3

March 4, 2011

It’s the thing that all parents dread: that moment when they leave the homestead and entrust their little one to a babysitter for the first time. While at first glance it’s counterintuitive that an individual, who is supposed to make one’s life easier, actually creates more consternation, such is the case for many new parents. Zoe Voss and Manuel Ferrara are no different in that regard.

In fact, it probably goes double, triple or five hundred and twenty-two-ple for them because they are parents in a porn flick. That means you know some pretty skanky shenanigans are about to rear their ugly head – emphasis on the word “rear”…and maybe “head” too. Forget “ugly”, though. You don’t see too much of that in porn, well, except for the “Man are These Fuckers Ever Ugly” series. Or was that a dream?

Anyway, Zoe has gone and hired a sitter unbeknownst to Manuel. She intended it as a surprise, but her decision is met with some push back. The girl Zoe hired has some issues working against her, according to Manuel. First, she’s young.

Okay, I guess there was only one issue. Manuel, Manuel, Manuel…what are we ever going to do with you? Young is good. Don’t deny it. Seems like you would have more of an issue with the fact her name is Chastity – especially if the namesake fits. But, with that beefy cock and European charm of yours I’m sure you’ll be able to conquer that mountain and her sweet little mole hills too. First, he climbs Mt. Zoe while their tiny tyke is asleep.

Zoe is a brunette hottie with cropped hair and natural tits, and her pert little body is on full display in the first scene. Her breath is not, as Manuel’s tongue tricks leave her pussy tingling with excitement, but Zoe gasping for air. He glides his tongue across her slit and her asshole before penetrating her cute little pussy from behind. He makes her cum any number of times. Let’s say five for the sake of argument, though her wall of shrieks and cries is quite difficult to put a numerical value on. They fuck in mish with a little toe sucking and then Zoe seals the head of his cock with her mouth. How she fits it in that cute little face of hers is a mystery, but she manages. After that you get a wonderful shot of Zoe’s beautiful behind sliding down onto Manuel’s hammerhead in CG. For a moment, Manuel has Rocco Siffredi flashbacks, but then proceeds in a more gentle fashion, which is really quite hot. Of course, he has some relapses along the way, but Zoe doesn’t seem to mind. In fact, she holds his cock inside her while he fucks her until his moment of release. And what a release! He spurts long streams of cum up her torso in a fine finale to the scene.

In the following scene, Chastity has arrived and is hobnobbing with Zoe to cover all the final bases. As Manuel enters the kitchen where the two hotties reside, his face lights up with apparent joy because, speaking of bases, he knows he’ll be rounding home with the spritely little child care specialist in due time. He doesn’t say so, but it’s all but written in the cards and on his face. Suddenly, the age thing is no longer a major concern, which should be a giant red flag of concern for Zoe. But, she’s blinded by trust, the stupid girl, and senses not Manuel’s lust for Chastity – at least not until they share a long, lingering glance.

Manuel is off to work and Zoe to the gym. Chastity, meanwhile, is diligent in her tot-watching duties. She emerges from the baby’s room with bottle in hand and diaper bag over the shoulder. But, you gotta give credit to director Nica Noelle for her diligence and attention to detail here, even dubbing in baby noises as Chastity shuts the bedroom door. Though Chastity is keen on work, this sitter seems even keener to daydream about Manuel. She barrels into the couple’s room to sniff the lingering scent of cologne on his dress shirt. As is standard conflict creation procedure, Zoe arrives home and catches her in their bedroom. Though it appears to be aggravating circumstances, the two of them brush it off as a misunderstanding and Chastity is off to sit for her other family.

At this point we see just what kind of rubbish the cat, or in this case Zoe, has inadvertently dragged in. Chastity isn’t there at Mark Wood’s place to sit at all, unless you count “on his cock”. The baby is already asleep and the wife is “working late”, so the little harlot takes advantage of the situation and of Mark’s erect member. First, he strips off her duds, revealing a lovely pair of naturally small tits and smooth pussy, into which he buries his face like it was a trough full of water and apples. She works over his cock with oral aplomb, jacking and nibbling his nards as she goes. They engage in some CG, mish and doggie, after which Mark shoots his load onto Chastity’s ass before they collapse from exhaustion.

Chastity executes the initial phase of her plan to perfection in the third scene. With all her work done and Zoe at a book club meeting, she slinks into the shower room to bring Manuel a towel. He pretends to be aloof, but as the water drips from his naked body he knows the game is on. Zoe spoils the moment, but the seeds of lust have been sown in the mind of Manuel and the seeds of paranoia in that of Zoe. To calm her nerves, Zoe calls her friend, played by Samantha Ryan (a dark haired Samantha Ryan at that!) She and hubby Rocco Reed get it on immediately afterwards as a bit of visual and sexual relief from the main story arc. They are gentle and slow with each other, cutting swath of passion through the fields of oral pleasure, handjobs, ball sucking and masturbation, followed by a creamy shot of cum onto Samantha’s well-manicured pubes.

In the last scene, Chastity puts the final phase of her master plan into action. She intentionally puts herself into a precarious position with Manuel a second time. She knows his will power is non-existent and makes a point of creeping into his personal space to see if there is anything she can do for him. The answer is “no”, Manuel. Say it! Say it! Instead, he blurts out “Like what?” which is all the time Chastity needs to suicide bomb a butterfly kiss onto his waiting lips. They fall onto the bed where Manuel buries his tongue so far into Chastity’s pussy he should be able to taste Mark Wood. He fails to recognize the scent of betrayal and proceeds to fuck the fawn-haired harpy in mish, CG and doggie. There is some gratuitous ball sucking and anal fingering thrown in for good (or really bad) measure depending on how you look at it, and a rocket shot of creamy cum up Chastity’s chest and tits.

So, what about Zoe? In grand Nica Noelle style, she leaves us all in the lurch just a bit. And while it’s always a bit disappointing to be hung out to dry with no foreseeable plot resolution, the beauty is that, in doing so, she has almost certainly laid the foundation for another volume to this extraordinarily spicy series. So you’ve got that to look forward to.

Nica’s films are always done with style and with class and they are great for any couples who are thinking about bringing a bit of porn into their love lives. Her movies always have storylines and they are usually carried out by a wonderful mix of new and veteran talent that brings out the best in each other with meaningful and highly authentic performances. They aren’t the most explicit films out there, but she never wanders into the perfunctory territory of degradation that so many others jump into with both feet. If you want realness with your porn, it has a price, but it’s a price worth paying.

Stars: Chastity Lynn Zoe Voss Mark Wood Manuel Ferrara Samantha Ryan Rocco Reed

Categories: New Release Feature International Babysitters For Ladies

Running Time: 113 minutes

Released: 02/2011

Studio Name: Mile High Media Sweet Sinner

Series: The Babysitter -Mile High Media

Director: Nica Noelle