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Secretary’s Day 5

June 24, 2011

If you happen to find yourself looking for a new administrative assistant every May, it doesn’t necessarily mean that, as a boss, you’re a controlling, manipulative asshole. On the contrary, you may be a very laid back alpha dog, but for the umpteenth year in a row, you let Secretary’s Day come and go with nary a card, flower or Office Max gift basket passed on to the one that keeps your office humming right along. Now, it’s somewhat understandable that you could let the Wednesday of the last full week in April pass by unnoticed because you’re booked up with meetings and power lunches and trash can basketball practice. I mean, there’s a reason why you needed an administrative aide in the first place.

Add to it the irony that the person you pay to remind you of important dates and things like that will not do so for the very one reserved for her simply because she doesn’t want to come across as self-absorbed and self-obsessed, and you can see why the whole occasion can be a bit dicey. It’s almost like you need a second assistant to remind you to treat the first assistant to something special one day out of the year. But that’s an extra expenditure that might push your overhead through the roof, causing massive layoffs at your company, including the secretary. Interestingly, that would save you the trouble of having to buy a gift, though the added burden of typing memos, answering the phone and getting your own coffee in the morning might crimp your golf game just enough to lose that important client and ultimately your company. So you see: it’s just better for everyone involved if you plug Secretary’s Day into your electronic organizer and follow through with some swag as the calendar dictates.

The secretaries in the fifth volume of Secretary’s Day, released by Smash Pictures, don’t seem to have the same reservations about work (except for Nicole Aniston, which we’ll get to shortly). They seem so comfortable in their skin that they have no problem multi-tasking sans garments as they try to get ahead in their careers. Um … perhaps that should be phrased “as they try to get some head in their careers.”

In the first scene, Seth Gamble just got dumped by his girlfriend because he doesn’t want to drink and party anymore. Imagine: getting cast aside by some beeyotch because you want to make something of yourself! You can almost hear that conversation now:

Seth’s former girlfriend’s friend: So, how’s it going between you and Seth?

Seth’s former girlfriend: Let me tell you something, girl. He’s loving. He’s responsible. He quit drinking and partying to become a better man. And he always puts my interests ahead of his own. God, I can’t stand that douchebag.

Her loss is Chanel Preston’s gain. She is Seth’s ridiculously sexy assistant who is as intuitive as she is hot. She senses something is wrong and, like any good assistant, she tries to solve the problem. The real problem is you can’t solve bitch, but she can definitely give him a pity blow as consolation. Soon, Seth finds himself face down in poon and rigged up behind her fucking her wet slit in doggie. After a bit of mish on the desk, she takes a hefty round of sperm bullets to the noggin.

While it’s a great beginning, the second scene is blisteringly sexy from start to finish. Nicole Aniston is new on the job, but her penchant for typos is not endearing her very well to her boss, Rocco Reed. He glossed over the errors early on because she hasn’t been at his law firm very long, but no more. He demands a retype of a client letter, then forces her to bend over his desk and re-read the letter aloud. As she does, she receives numerous well-placed spankings across her ass. At first, she is scared and confused by his maliciousness, unsure how to react. But, as she continues to read, the spanking becomes more frequent and more violent and Nicole begins to show signs of arousal. It’s a very powerful dom/sub dynamic between the two. As they reach the tipping point, he curbs his aggression and sends her away to type the letter yet again. Once more, she is confused, but also disappointed as she had nearly resigned herself to him. Slightly bruised and overwhelmingly humiliated, she slinks out of his office and rushes to the ladies room. Horny as hell, she cordons herself in a stall where she hoists up her skirt and fingers her lovely pussy to orgasm.

When she returns, Rocco has her bend over his desk again, only this time he commands her to pull down her skirt and take off her panties. Rocco pulls the cock from his trousers and rubs it against her amazing ass. A slow penetration shot follows from underneath and you can hear Nicole’s panting as Rocco’s cock slides slowly in and out of her pube-dusted pussy. They fuck on his desk and she rides him in CG on the floor where again you get to see some slow thrusts into her glistening crease. Soon, she begs for him to cum inside her, to which he obliges. After catching their collective breaths, they gather their clothes in complete silence, except for his sandwich request for lunch. Despite the obvious sexual release, nothing has changed. You can see the tension that still exists between them. Kudos to director Jim Powers for he absolutely nailed it with this scene!

In the following scene, Yurizan Beltran is about to leave for the weekend, but she is just waiting for a package. It finally shows up attached to the delivery guy. As usual, he tries some lame pick-up attempts, but she’s not amused. She’s horny, so she cuts to the chase and inquires why he doesn’t just fuck her. He’s floored, but eventually figures out she’s serious. She gets on all fours, nuzzling his balls and sucking his cock. She even allows him to slide it between her lusciously large and soft tits. They go at it doggie style, RCG, mish and then CG where she sinks deep down onto his shaft with slow purposeful movements. She doesn’t have to sign for this package; she just opens wide as he lobs cum bombs into her gaping maw.

April O’Neil and Tiffany Brookes must have lived with a couple of brothers while growing up because they do what most pre-pubescent boys when unoccupied office equipment is nearby: they photocopy their junk. Nothing like a pair of bum cakes and some roast beef rolling off the presses for the boss to find. Of course, he’s going to want a make-up threesome for putting his job in jeopardy and hopefully the copy machine lasers didn’t accidentally perform hymen replacement surgery on the girls while they horsed around. Fortunately, no such corrective measures occurred. The girls busy themselves with each other first, kissing and nibbling each other’s nipples. The boss then shows why he’s the boss, fucking both girls in mish and doggie, before getting his cock double-teamed by two pretty mouths. In a smoking hot shot, one girl bobs her head over the tip of his cock, while the other gently licks his shaft like it was a freshly unwrapped Sugar Daddy. In the end, they get their punishment (or should we say reward?): a massive glob of goo blanketing their faces.

And then there is Lylith LaVey. She is a bonafide office gossip who tells Bill Bailey the latest juicy tidbit: the boss’ secretary, Cytherea, likes to masturbate every afternoon while at work. Cytherea’s current boyfriend is in the military, so it’s a highly plausible scenario, but Bill wants to see for himself if he is to believe the rumors. Aside from the worst video conference ever between two distanced lovers, Cytherea, a notorious squirter, dirty talks and finger fucks her pussy to orgasm as streams of cum crash to the floor in her office. Bailey and Lylith just happen to be eavesdropping and the sound of her getting off has the two of them getting turned on. A bump at the door arouses the suspicions of Cytherea who busts the two snoopers. They are invited into her office where the girls get it on for Cytherea’s lover while Bill fluffs himself in the corner, unbeknownst to the boyfriend. The sight of Bailey’s cock urges Cytherea to schedule an impromptu meeting and the three commence with an uninterrupted threesome. Lylith eats Cytherea’s pussy from behind as the squirt queen hunches on all fours to suck Bailey’s cock. Bill then pokes Lylith in mish as Cytherea plants her pussy on Lylith’s face. Cytherea warns of the impending geyser, but Lylith doesn’t seem to care and takes a strafing of girl cum to her face. It’s not a direct hit, but still hot nonetheless. After Lylith cums , the two girls alternate mouthfuls of cock and balls, introducing their faces to Bill’s line shot of man spooge.

Secretary’s Day 5 is a terrific addition to the growing series and definitely worth your time. It’s also worth a little of your time to plan ahead for next year when the real Secretary’s Day rolls around once again. It might keep your ace-in-the-hole from jumping ship too soon. Of course, if you’ve been a conscientious boss and you’ve always remembered to splurge on a little something for your administrative guru, yet you still find yourself looking for a new hire come May, then maybe you really are a controlling, manipulative asshole.

Stars: Cytherea Tiffany Brookes Rocco Reed April O’Neil Yurizan Beltran Seth Gamble Bill Bailey Chanel Preston Lylith LaVey Nicole Aniston Xander Corvus Mark Ashley

Categories: Fetish New Release Pantyhose/Stockings All Sex High Definition

Running Time: 140 minutes

Released: 06/2011

Studio Name: Smash Pictures

Series: Secretary’s Day

Shane’s World 42: Paradise Island

June 21, 2011

Shane’s World has been breaching the barriers of responsible porn for about fifteen years now, corrupting young minds (but mostly bodies) in the process. While the company can lay claim to being one of the first to turn out reality-style adult fare, it was their conspicuous presence on various college campuses and the ravaging of numerous student bodies nationwide that made them one of the most visible and perhaps most notorious adult companies in memory. SW’s College Invasion series opened not only the eyes of school administrators and parents to what kids were really doing on campus (hint: it wasn’t studying. What adult who attended college didn’t know this?), but it also opened plenty of checkbooks thanks to the legal wrangling that often followed the film crew around like a shadow.

But SW isn’t just about the young demographic either. They are equal opportunity corruptors throwing down naked-style just about anywhere the locals are willing to accommodate them. In the 42^nd volume of the eponymous Shane’s World collection the madcap misters and missus, led by the amazing Tori Black and Brooklyn Lee, land on the beautiful island of St. Martin, where the planes fly really low and the cocks penetrate very deep. Vanessa Cage takes on Michael Vegas before they even touch the sand, steaming up the hotel room with a variety of rim jobs, blowjobs and anal fucking. Tori and Johnny Castle get a little fresh while making good use of the freshwater pool. Meanwhile, Brooklyn and Johnny dial up some sex on the beach (the literal kind, not the drink). Tori later makes some serious deep-throating waves with Michael on a boat and Brooklyn gets fucked up and fucked seaside at a beach bar.

Jet skis, para-sailing and scuba diving couldn’t stop this group from non-stop sex and we’re pretty sure that what you see here will make you want to grab your snorkel.

Stars: Tori Black Michael Vegas Vanessa Cage Brooklyn Lee Johnny Castle

Categories: Amateur New Release Natural Breasts Gonzo Party Girls Reality Based High Definition

Running Time: 118 minutes

Released: 05/2011

Studio Name: Shane’s World

Series: Shane’s World

Director: Shane

Mom and Dad are Fucking My Friends 6

June 1, 2011

Parents aren’t cool. They never have been, nor will they ever be. Or, are the wood-paneled mini-van, Nilsson cassettes, and sock/sandal combos that pops routinely wears all part of trying to not look cool on purpose?

Did you ever stop to wonder whether or not all those years spent feeding you, sheltering you, giving you an allowance and saving up for your college education were merely a ruse (or a possible bargaining chip) should you ever discover that they have been fucking your friends behind your back in some very cool and very bizarre love triangles? Did you ever notice that your parents and your best friend are sometimes simultaneously nowhere to be found? Did you ever wonder about the weird and unsightly stains you cannot account for on the upholstery?

Maybe you should.

Had Abigail Johnson asked those questions, she could have avoided a scolding by her friends’ parents for being an hour late getting home. Oh, and she also could have escaped getting her pussy licked by her friend’s mom while having her completely smooth pussy ravaged by a giant cock.

If Leonelle Knoxville had taken time out to question happenstance, she might not have been busted for smoking a cigarette in the home of her friend’s folks. She knows a call to the parents is forthcoming, but decides that getting naked is the best way to avoid getting grounded. She and blonde, big natural titted Daria Glower take on a thick dick and share a load of cum, smoothing everything over.

Had cute brunette Ferrera Gomez heeded the warning signs, she would have been at school and not mugging down with her gal pal when her pal’s parents come home. Considering that Ferrera was already sleeping with the friends of dads (see Fucking My Dad’s Friends 2) she should have known better. Maybe taking a rim job and a clit to the face will break her of her truancy and her lust for friends.

Merylin, had she known what questions to ask, would have come to the conclusion it’s not good policy to stay at a friend’s place for a week when it was supposed to be only for a weekend. We think balls across the chops and nibbling on parental pussy will be enough to be a bit more considerate in the future.

Finally, if Regina had a bit more self-awareness, she would have known that trying to find solace from Celine Noiret and her hubby in regard to her recent breakup was not the best idea. Their lecherous ways will only end up in another broken heart and a busted up pussy to boot.

Teenagers!

Stars: Engel White Merylin Celine Noiret Abigaile Johnson Ferrera Gomez Leonelle Knoxville Regina Daria Glower Niki Sweet Amanda Davidson Dieter Von Stein Kamil Klein George Uhl Steve Q. JJ

Categories: New Release Teen International All Sex M.I.L.F. Threeway High Definition

Running Time: 122 minutes

Released: 05/2011

Studio Name: Doghouse Digital Mile High Media

Series: Mom And Dad Are Fucking My Friends

Couples Seeking Teens 6

May 24, 2011

This excellent series from Reality Junkies should probably be renamed “Couples Finding Teens” or “Couples Fucking Teens” or something like that. Why? Because there is never a chance that they will not succeed in their mission to locate, woo, de-clothe and mercilessly drain every milliliter or sex out of these young teen girls. You know that whole “innocence lost” thingy? Yeah, this is where that happens. The series is so good, in fact, it has us typing in double negatives.

Roxanne Hall and Jack Lawrence finally got some days off of work to head up to their cabin. They’re packed and ready to roll with the exception of the house sitter, who has not yet arrived. When Lily Labeau does arrive, Jack is so smitten that the two decide the trip to the cabin can wait. Instead the three will take a trip to heaven. First, Jack must lay the trap: a bunch of dildos and strap-ons that he leaves on the bed. The couple pretends to leave hoping to find the trap sprung when they sneak back in. They do. Check out Roxanne get DP’ed by Jack’s cock and Lily’s strap-on.

Diamond Foxx and Bill Bailey are on what appears to be a stake-out for redheaded, freckle-faced Faye Reagan. You’d think Faye would notice a shiny new BMW parked in her driveway for the past two weeks as that is how long Bill has been peeping into Faye’s windows. He’s figured out that she comes home from school, gets a snack and immediately starts masturbating. Now, he’s brought along his wife, Diamond, so they can join in the fun. When we join Faye, she’s already had her string cheese and Jell-O pudding snacks because she strips off her top and cut-off denim shorts and starts stuffing her purple dildo into her twat. Just before she’s about to cum, Diamond knocks on the door. She informs Faye that her car has broken down. Faye lets them wait inside for the wrecker. Little does she know that the couple is about to wreck her!

Inari Vachs and Tai Cyrus are also on a stake out for some hot pussy when Jenner, the friend of the couple’s daughter, happens upon their vehicle. When she starts asking too many questions, the couple gets a bit nervous. Jenner knows damn well they aren’t looking for restaurants like they claim because they’ve been there for over an hour. In fact, she knows they’re trolling for a fuck date with a teen girl and Jenner is volunteering. She promises she won’t tell anyone. Looks like that education of hers is paying off in the blackmail department.

Jewels Jade and Eric John are trying to enjoy a lazy morning at home when they notice some vile smell coming from over yonder. Eric goes to check out what he thinks is a skunk when he finds Amia Miley and some hood toking it up on her front porch. Dude bolts and leaves Amia holding the (dime) bag. It looks like a call is going to be put in to her parents. But wait! Eric and Jewels have a change of heart when Amia tells them her boyfriend pressures her to smoke with him. After probing her a bit more, they find out he also pressures her for sex. Until now, she’s avoided it because she’s afraid she wouldn’t be any good at it. Well, Eric and Jewels are going to show her how it’s done. We fail to see how this solution helps fix the drug and truancy issues, but at least we know Amia won’t be contributing to the bad blowjob epidemic any time soon.

Finally, there’s Dana DeArmond and Justin Magnum. She’s making a pot roast for din din, but puts three place settings down. Rudimentary math tells us there’s only two of them … or is there? Dana informs Justin that she’s found a girl to help them fulfill the fantasy they’ve been talking about. Justin is excited until he realizes it’s one of his students, Lana Violet. Then he’s perturbed because if anyone finds out, his job is on the line. Dana calms his nerves, reassuring him that she’s just coming for dinner to celebrate her making the honor roll. The problem is that Lana is one of Justin’s worst students and she’d never make the honor roll. We think she just needs to apply herself a little more – to his cock!

If you enjoy viewing extremely hot threesomes between couples and lonely, sexy and very needy teens then Couples Seeking Teens is exactly what you’ve been waiting for. These couples seek and they find – everytime. They say in life there are no guarantees. Wrong.

Stars: Roxanne Hall Inari Vachs Jewels Jade Dana DeArmond Diamond Foxx Faye Reagan Lana Violet Amia Miley Lily Labeau Tai Cyrus

Categories: New Release Teen International All Sex Threeway Swinger High Definition

Running Time: 140 minutes

Released: 05/2011

Studio Name: Mile High Media Reality Junkies

Series: Couples Seeking Teens

Director: Bobby Manila

The Divorcee 2

May 13, 2011

It’s a pretty well-established fact that porn has been the downfall of many marriages and relationships since the rise of the internet. So, does anyone else see the irony of a porn movie that centers on divorcees? Truth be told, this is actually the second installment of what we like to call the “unlucky in love, but lucky in lust” series by Smash Pictures. (We actually don’t like to call it that at all. That just came to us right at the moment we typed that sentence. We’re kinda clever like that.) We suppose it really shouldn’t be a surprise that the smut minions in Chatsworth are tackling the delicate topic of divorce as they’ve covered just about everything else: farmers, policemen, doctors, politicians, gnomes (probably), fortune tellers, zombies and so on. About the only thing left untouched in the realm of porn is probably anal cream pie-loving Siamese twin zither players … though it’s rumored some company is in pre-production with that one right now.

While the topic is no surprise, neither is the fact volume two of the runaway success is damn good, though we’ll readily admit it’s a damn shame that Ron Jeremy was unable to make a reprise role as the judge. Subbing in for the iconic Jeremy, however, is the lovely and highly MILF-y Julia Ann. She’s much nicer to look at than ol’ Ron, though he has slightly bigger boobs. (It’s a joke, people. We love Ron!)

The first case on the docket involves Gracie Glam and Mark Wood. It’s a complex case, though you wouldn’t know it by the fact that Mark is cocky enough to represent himself. Gracie’s attorney, Alec Knight, is really hoping for a grant this time as they’ve been to court six times previously to lay out the case that Mark is a pig; he’s asexual; and he owns what Gracie claims is a shrinking penis. The good news is he apparently doesn’t hate nuns and orphans … or at least Gracie didn’t bring that up in testimony. Mark’s defense is that he’s offered her the house, the cars and even the clothes off his back and she’s taken it all. He’s sleeping in van down by the river! Actually, it’s a car by the gas station, but you get the point. Judge Julia, however, is not impressed and rules in favor of Gracie. Mark then has to watch as Gracie and her attorney share an embrace and a celebratory slap on the ass. But Mark is the REAL winner here. First, he’s free of that bitch. Second, the blonde, big-titted court reporter Kagney Linn Karter takes pity on him and consoles him with a pep talk and a sweet-ass blowjob. Then he gets to nuzzle her bosom and drive his face between those awesome tits. She dirty talks him while he thrusts his menacingly large gavel into her cooch from behind. They bang each other in RCG, CG and mish and he dumps a charity case-sized load of cum onto her gigantic tits.

Meanwhile, Gracie is in the judge’s chambers trying to figure out a way to thank her attorney. He’s already getting 10% of her take as his fee, but as a bonus, he’s about to get 100% of his cock covered in uvula. In court, Mark Wood may have had his ass handed to him by force, but behind the scenes, Gracie voluntarily hands her ass to Alec. They strip out of their legal briefs and he squeezes his mug between her lovely ass cheeks. Then, she goes for a long ride in his hard-top cock. He corks her pussy in doggie and then informs her he works on contingency. That is, her repayment is contingent on his jizzing all over her face.

Taylor Vixen and Bill Bailey are the next couple that can’t play nice. Bill apparently can’t play house correctly either, choosing to fuck Taylor’s sister rather than bring home the bacon and his sausage for his wife. Not to mention his sister’s double-wide killed their lawn. Judge Julia requests Taylor approach the bench. They’re going to have a sidebar in the judge’s chambers. First, however, ol’ Bill finds solace in a sympathetic observer. That woman is Jenna Presley. Her bulging tits and slit are ripe for tongue and fingers respectively. She’s a dirty talker to the hilt, but you’ll hear no objections from us. They fuck in CG, mish and spoon on the plaintiff’s table and then Bill spits cum across those gorgeous tits.

Back in chambers, Judge Julia is talking to Taylor to decide how she can move the divorce process along more quickly. Taylor has some ideas and they all involve getting naked with Julia. In a really hot scene, Julia sensually removes Taylor’s blouse and slides her entire forearm up Taylor’s skirt, undoing the clasp around her waist. She tugs Taylor’s panties down around her hips and dispenses a series of spankings. Julia disrobes (literally … ’cause she’s a judge and all) and slips out of her fiery red bra, freeing up her huge hooters. She tongue tickles Taylor’s twat, then slips a couple fingers inside her dewy pussy. Taylor takes the reins next, licking and fingering Julia on top of her desk. Here come the judge! Here come the judge!

The last case involves Brandy Aniston and Brian Aniston. Brian is not present, however, as he fled the country, which just about seals his fate. It’s not like the judge hasn’t shown a little female favoritism anyway … but wait! Christian XXX steps in as Brian’s legal representation, informing the judge that Brian had a health issue, which forced him to take up a little R&R in a warm and humid climate. Bullshit! *cough* Brandy wants a recess of her own to speak to her husband’s attorney. She wants a resolution to the case, but knows that, as long as her husband is out of the country, it is an impossibility. She finagles a deal with Christian to help get the ball rolling. Speaking of balls, Christian’s find their way into Brandy’s sweet mouth as does the head and shaft of his stiff cock. Brandy is yet another large-breasted specimen, which makes the casting decisions on the women in this film seem much more purposeful and less coincidental. The two go at it spoon-style, followed by CG and RCG, followed by the obligatory cumshot into the mouth. It ensures a happy ending for Christian and Brandy. As for Brian … well, at least he’s somewhere in a warm and humid climate.

If you’re a fan of beautiful women, giant tits, divorcees, movie sequels and courtroom drama then this film is a must-see.

Stars: Julia Ann Jenna Presley Kagney Linn Karter Taylor Vixen Gracie Glam Brandy Aniston Bill Bailey Christian XXX Mark Wood Alec Knight

Categories: Big Tits New Release Feature High Definition

Running Time: 105 minutes

Released: 04/2011

Studio Name: Smash Pictures

Director: Kevin Moore

Boobwatch

May 6, 2011

You don’t need to have seen “Baywatch” to like “Boobwatch,” so if you’re too young to have witnessed those famous red bathing suits barely holding in the bouncing titties of hotties including Pamela Anderson, don’t worry. This Wicked Pictures parody gives you the stuff they couldn’t show on primetime TV. Beautiful Alektra Blue leads a team of “highly skilled and extremely busty lifeguards” who resuscitate your dick.

Alektra discovers Danny Mountain and Rebeca Linares grilling hot dogs in their back yard. Danny protests that they’re nowhere near a beach, so why do they need a lifeguard? Without missing a beat, she makes clear her intention to service the not-so-weenie weenie in Danny’s pants with Rebeca’s help. Alektra and Rebeca play together very nicely as well. If you haven’t seen Rebeca in a while, just wait till you ogle the sultry Spaniard’s enhanced tits. Even better, she’s so excitable getting fucked with Alektra sitting on her face. After satisfying both brunette babes in different positions, Danny leaves their big tits juicy with his liquid DNA and they rub them together as the scene ends.

Vigilant Alektra calls Jayden Jaymes on her walkie-talkie and sends her to rescue Tommy Gunn from choking on a fly he accidentally inhaled while working out at the gym. (These scenarios get progressively sillier, as do the slow-motion-running gags.) Jayden is careful to check his airway with her tongue and resuscitate his cock with her mouth and cleavage. She brings Tommy’s dick to life so he can stuff her pussy with it. You can tell how tiny Jayden is when that thick shaft divides her pussy lips while she’s bent over the gym equipment. Jayden cums more than once in this scene and gives us plenty of hot moves to gush over. When one of the best bodies in porn meets one of the thickest dicks, the result is explosive.

You might think that when Alektra sends brunette super MILF Lisa Ann to “shark-infested waters” we might get a beach scene, but the joke continues as she interrupts Rocco Reed’s bubble bath, telling him “no body of water is safe without a lifeguard.” He can’t turn away a babe like this whose lifeguarding tactics include deep throating his cock and taking it for a spin inside her pussy. (Not literally – this isn’t the Spin on My Cock series.) Lisa and Rocco have a horny fuck in front of the bath tub, and the only thing missing is the chance to see them cleaning up in the bubble bath afterward.

Tommy Gunn is telling Dane Cross about his lifeguard encounter while Dane washes his car. They’re hundreds of miles from the beach, so Dane’s disbelief is understandable. He soon finds out the truth when natural-bodied blonde Carolyn Reese shows up to protect them from the “imminent danger” of Dane’s garden hose. She finds much more use in the hoses they keep in their pants, first sucking their cocks one after another, then filling herself up with them at both ends. Carolyn especially seems to get off on Dane.

For the last scene, Alektra surprises a sunbathing Chris Johnson by his pool. It doesn’t matter that he wasn’t going in the water, because Alektra easily convinces him he needs a lifeguard by giving him a kiss so hot it stiffens his dick, and then sucking it down. Alektra gets hers when Chris eats her out and fingers her at the same time. There’s more foreplay in this scene than in the others. When they start to fuck in reverse cowgirl, Alektra shows off some hot hip-swiveling moves, but even in missionary Alektra is an active fucker who makes sure she gets to cum. When Chris unloads on her tits, Alektra again massages the cream into her skin. Maybe it’s her secret for keeping away the wrinkles you get from being in the sun all day. What a way to end on a high note!

“Boobwatch” is one of the funniest parodies in a while. The intentional overacting, the slow-motion running, and the ridiculousness of a clairvoyant lifeguard sending her team out to save men on dry land are used to great effect. Bless those tight red one-pieces!

Stars: Alektra Blue Rebeca Linares Carolyn Reese Jayden Jaymes Lisa Ann Danny Mountain Tommy Gunn Dane Cross Chris Johnson Rocco Reed
Categories: Big Tits New Release Feature Adult Humor Parody
Running Time: 96 minutes
Released: 04/2011
Studio Name: Wicked Pictures
Director: Jonathan Morgan

Don’t Tell My Wife, I Ass Fucked the Babysitter 6

May 3, 2011

A good babysitter is hard to find and the fun ones are even harder to find. When you do dig up a diamond in the buff, it’s best to keep her satisfied. You don’t want to entrust your household and your cock to just any old rapscallion with a couple of tight holes, now do you?

You may remember Ashlynn Leigh from Friends and Family 2, a really fucked up tale of dysfunctional family life. Well, she’s back in DTMWIAFTB 6, a really fucked up tale of dysfunctional babysitting gigs. When her employer arrives home from a rotten day and realizes the wife and the kids are out he rejoices. And when he finds Ashlynn still crashed out on the bed long after her duties are complete … he rejoices even more. Why? He’ s going to use every hole on her body like they were his boss and he’s going to use his cock like it was a truncheon. And he’s going to apply the truncheon with excess pressure to his boss over and over again until he feels better. And when you watch her deep throat his prick down to his nards; suck him in 69; take him into her tight slit and then into her asshole before licking her own ass juice off his prick; explode from multiple ass-gasms; and swallow his load while tickling his balls with her tongue it should make you feel better too.

Blonde Kaylee Hilton is psyched about the party she’s attending tonight, but right now she’s babysitting. Her employer, Mr. John, is up to his eyeballs in work, but would rather be up to his nut balls in Kaylee after he sees a naked picture of her on her phone when she goes to change. She doesn’t care as she insists she looks much better naked in person. Because his wife called and said she’d be late yet again, Mr. John uses the opportunity to do a little sight-seeing and a little slut fucking. Kaylee has unbelievably nice tits with long nipples and a ripe clamshell with pierced clit. Instinctively, she also knows the kinds of angles that sell movies. Employing a floor POV, she takes a thick dick into her asshole in RCG, while fingering her swollen little clit for the camera. It’s a really hot shot that complements her other skills like deep throating, modeling and ball sucking.

Though Megan Foxx snared the coveted box cover spot, the prize here might be Nicki Blue, an attractive young thing with beyond shoulder-length sandy blonde locks and smooth, pale skin. She’s looking for her own prizes in her employer’s dresser and jewelry box. She latches onto a pink pair of silk panties and a giant red dildo. We’d say she crams it where the sun don’t shine, but that could mean her chin or eye socket as sunless as she is. We’re glad to report that she buries the toy deep into her ass, warming it up for the real thing, which happens when her employer returns home suddenly to retrieve the laptop he forgot in 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 …

He seems less appalled that she’s fucking herself than the fact that she’s defiling what was a 10^th anniversary wedding gift for his wife. Nevertheless, he’s thrilled she’ll do about anything to prevent her agency from finding out she violated the rules of her employment. That means getting her ass violated, which happens almost immediately. She gives it up in every way imaginable, CG, RCG, mish, and doggie, taking a celebratory cumshot to the face.

Finally, there’s Megan Foxx, one of the new crop of stars that borrow their stage names from the Hollywood set because of their apparent look-a-like status. While that’s okay, we swear the moment a Joyy Bayhar or a Whoopee Goldburg starts tearing up the porn scene it might be time for a hiatus. Megan has long brown hair, blue eyes, shapely figure and a large handful of tits that are just begging to be grabbed and groped. She can’t wait for Mr. Strong to come home and help her “clean his daughter’s room”. Feel free to agree or disagree here but, somehow, slurping up his cock seems like a roundabout way to tidy up a living space. What’s even worse is that all their oral, vaginal and anal activities just end up making more of a mess. Hey, at least that mess is concentrated mainly on her facial region, unlike the clothes and other things strewn about the entire area.

The babysitter fantasy has always been right up there near the top of the fantasy list, and for good reason. Happily, the boys at Devil’s Film have it down to a science.

Stars: Megan Foxx Ashlynn Leigh Kaylee Hilton Nicki Blue

Categories: Anal New Release Teen All Sex Babysitters High Definition

Running Time: 122 minutes

Released: 04/2011

Studio Name: Devil’s Film Devils Film

Series: Don’t Tell My Wife, I Ass Fucked The Babysitter