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OMG I Fucked My Daughter’s BFF

If you’re a guy, there are certain tell-tale signs that you’ve officially become “old”. They include: sleep injuries, having more hair in your nose and ears than on your head, and a sudden, strange compulsion to wear dress socks with sandals.

Here’s another way to determine if you’re old. Quick: what do the acronyms FBI, CIA and NCAA stand for?

Okay, now what do the acronyms *$, LH6 and BHIMBGO stand for?

If you didn’t have any idea about that second list, you are old. Even more ironic, is that BHIMBGO is text talk for “Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old”. In other words, it’s a shorthand term a young person uses when joking that he or she is getting old, which makes you really old.

Anyway, getting old is quite alright, guys. It happens to everyone … even the dudes in the Devil’s Film release OMG I Fucked My Daughter’s BFF. But, hey, it didn’t stop them from chasing some hot-ass tail belonging to their daughter’s best friends forever, so why should it stop you!?

First up is Memphis Joy. Now, we’ve touched on this before in other reviews and we’ll say it again now: some girls just have “it”. Whatever “it” is, it does not always have to do purely with looks. That’s not to suggest Memphis is unattractive, but most would probably look past her in a line-up of today’s hottest XXX stars. As you’ll see, however, in her cock-sucking ability, she may have more sex appeal per square inch of her body than anyone you’ll see on film. Translation: she has “it”.

In her scene, Memphis has to get a dress for her pal, Ashlynn. The problem is it’s in her dad’s room, not her own. Another problem, you’ll note, is her dad is still in said room sleeping. The final problem is that, instead of slipping into his room to get the dress and leave, she lingers to take pictures of the sleeping giant, who happens to slumber in the buff. Of course, he wakes up. She can’t help but wonder out loud what he was dreaming about as his cock was rock hard. Whatever it was, from now on he’ll be dreaming about Memphis choking herself with his giant member. Man, can she deep throat! She takes him about half a dozen times down to his balls initiating her gag reflex each time. You fully expect his stiff rod to poke out the back of her neck at any point, though it doesn’t.  And how she keeps the contents of her breakfast from escaping to daylight is beyond us. She is soon out of her clothes and on her back letting Jay Crew lick her pussy and plug her asshole with his index finger. After begging for his penis (yes, she calls it a penis, which is so cute) he pops her pussy in mish. She gets on top of him and rides his cock while treating her own asshole to the second knuckle of her middle finger like she’s searching for the right bowling ball. She gets a strike, cumming incredibly hard on his cock. She musters up enough energy to bounce on his cock in RCG and then returns to the deep throating once again. After taking him in doggie, she drinks every drop of his cum.

Kaylee Hilton, in the second scene, is exactly the type of girl you envision speaking in acronyms. This reviewer hasn’t seen enough of her in action to determine if her disposition in this film is really the way she is or if she just happens to be one of the best method actors of our time. Regardless, she absolutely nails the carefree, ditzy blonde stereotype. Oh, she also nails Mark Wood. He comes looking for his daughter, Jennifer, who will brb (be right back) as she’s gone to grab a sandwich (maybe a BLT?) Kaylee gets embarrassed when she inadvertently makes a cock jacking motion with her hands. Mark calls her out, but gets turned on at the same time. Meanwhile, Kaylee observes “Mr. Wood’s wood” growing in size by the second and she’s not shy about wanting to see more. She grips his shaft with one hand and drops her mouth over the head, which if nothing else, muffles the valley girl act for a spell. Her pink tank comes off and you realize this skinny girl has been smuggling one huge pair of lovely tits the whole time. She fucks him in CG and he returns the favor in doggie. RCG and mish follow, giving you prime viewing of her clit and the shiny, metal stud running through it. In the end, her face gets plastered with cum and a vapid smile as she takes his entire load.

When dad comes to wake up his daughter, Libby, in the next scene, he is in for a rude awakening. It’s an ironic twist since she was the one scheduled for the rude awakening. After getting no response despite his raised voice, he pulls back the covers to reveal Rylie Richman in her place, topless and in a pair of panties. It turns out she’s covering for Libby who went to an all-night party with her new boyfriend. Because Rylie told her BFF she’d take care of her dad, she stays true to her word, sucking his cock. Continuing to “take one for the team” she lets him 69 her, fuck her in RCG, CG and even lick her asshole. All along you get some nice shots of her shaved twat and natural tits. Some doggie fucking precedes a vigorous finger fuck and some mish, before Rylie deep throats the cum to the tip of his cock. Taking over from there, daddy jacks it onto her face and tits.

In the last scene, Alyssa Branch is out by the pool sunning and texting, texting and sunning when Talon comes by looking for his daughter, Carly. Unfortunately, she is not there as she went to get a replacement bathing suit. Hers had a tear in it. Talon’s a little put off, but he had a rough day, so he decides to join her by his pool. When she decides to get up to get a drink, his hand “accidentally” gets tangled up in her bikini string. Her bottoms slip off and she is momentarily embarrassed, but out of her suit faster than you can say “statutory”. She plies her mouth to his stiff cock, fucking him then in RCG, doggie, CG and mish on the stone retaining wall that surrounds the upper crust swimming hole. In lieu of a refrigerated beverage, she drinks instead his warm, sticky cum, which hopefully has a fairly high SPF. The sun can be rather unforgiving, you know.

“OMG” is solid and the girls do a wonderful job of selling the fantasy. And for the guys out there in XXX-watching land, remember: age is only a number; it isn’t how you look, but how you feel that really matters. They say with age comes wisdom; we say with age comes you … all over some BFF’s hot ass.

Now, go get ’em, Tiger!

 

Stars:   Alyssa Branch   Kaylee Hilton   Rylie Richman   Tristyn Kennedy

Categories: New Release   Blondes   Teen   All Sex   Schoolgirls   High Definition

Running Time:   128 minutes

Released:   08/2011

Studio Name:   Devil’s Film  Devils Film

 

University Gang Bang 8

There is a lot more to the college experience than just studying. Because attending an institute of higher learning is most likely the first time in a teenager’s life when he or she is away from home for extended periods of time, college offers 18-year-olds their first opportunity to navigate life without authority figures lording over them at every turn. It’s a chance for them to draw upon all the sage advice and guidance provided to them during their formative years and apply it to everyday situations.

And most of the time they fail.

When teenagers finally leave the nest, they quickly realize that the next few years are the only time in their lives when the alibi of youth will allow them to eat, drink, smoke, and fuck all those things their parents warned them about. So, it’s no secret that the hot-ass girls in the eighth installment of the University Gang Bang series by Devil’s Film are taking advantage of their newfound freedom by opening up every one of their holes for cock.

If nothing else, you find out a lot about what you like and what you dislike when you’re in college. And how can these girls find out whether or not they like being total whores if they aren’t willing to succumb to impromptu gang-bangs with several members of the male student body?

Jennifer White, Ashlynn Leigh and Courtney Taylor star in this two-hour-plus hazing ritual for wannabe sluts. Filled with tons of DPs, anal fucking and huge cumshots, the film will show that all three graduate at the top of their class.

 

Stars:   Jennifer White   Ashlynn Leigh   Jenner   Alex Gonz   Keni Styles   Bill Bailey   Daniel Hunter   Chad Diamond   Courtney Taylor

Categories: GangBang   Anal   New Release   All Sex   Schoolgirls   Double Penetration   High Definition

Running Time:   129 minutes

Released:   07/2011

Studio Name:   Devil’s Film  Devils Film

Series:   University Gang Bang

 

Blow Him and Then You Can Fuck Me 5

As long as there have been desirable women on this planet there have been guys willing to do just about anything to win their affections. Some try small talk; some use big come-ons; some attempt feats of strength; and still others open up their wallets and try to buy their way into the hearts of their crushes.

In decades past, these ploys worked beautifully, but in the modern world, as women have become less and less dependent on potential suitors for their livelihoods, they can afford to play extremely hard to get. What does that mean? Well, it means they dictate the terms of the game. It means if you want a piece of ass, you’ll abide by their rules. It means when they say “jump” you say “how high?”

Or, as is the case with the fifth installment of the Blow Him and Then You Can Fuck Me series, when they say “suck that guy’s cock”, you say “how hard, how long, how deep and perhaps how the hell did I get myself into this situation over a girl?” Hey, if a pretty face can launch a thousand ships, surely an unbeatable ass is worth one measly cock down your throat, right?

These desperate guys certainly think so and they’re gonna have to man up, go down and get sprayed with jizz if they want to party in pussy town.

 

Stars:   Nick Daniels   Luis Bigdog   Vio   Eve Sweet   Gettin Cute   Carl Johnson   Mark Zicha   Joey Intenso   Max Born   Angelo Guardi   Tiffany   Ally

Categories: New Release   Bisexual   High Definition

Running Time:   141 minutes

Released:   08/2011

Studio Name:   Doghouse Digital  Mile High Media

Series:   Blow Him And Then You Can Fuck Me

 

My New White Stepdaddy 3

Divorce can be tough on teenagers. But when a parent remarries, it can spell disaster for even the most level-headed youngsters. As if dealing with feelings of self-loathing from the divorce proceedings isn’t bad enough, after a parent remarries, there is a reasonable probability that the teen and the new parent don’t see eye-to-eye on anything.

Thankfully, in the latest volume of My New White Stepdaddy from Devil’s Film, we’re not dealing with level-headed teenagers. These young scamps are beautiful and hungry for cock, so even though they don’t see quite eye-to-eye with their new authority figures, they’re at least willing to settle for a mouth-to-penis arrangement. That’s good enough for us!

Anywho, in the first scene, Asian cutie London Keyes is frustrated with her studies. She simply doesn’t see how the Holocaust has any bearing on her need for dick. Her step-dad does, however, see the lesson as important to her understanding of history and how not to repeat the mistakes of the past. But she’s not concerned with old mistakes; she would rather commit new ones like fucking her step-pop. She pulls out his cock and dribbles spit over the head. After stripping out of the few clothes she is wearing, she plants her pussy on his meat pipe and rides RCG-style, giving you a nice angle of her sweet, natural tits. Daddy-O buries his tongue in her dewy slit before his 59-year-old cock gives her the business in mish. He then takes her in doggie and pumps her pussy from the side before decimating her mouth with cum bombs.

Jessica Grabbit is trying to get rid of her ghetto booty by working out. How bicep curls are going to accomplish that is a mystery. Still she’s determined not to let the “skinny white bitches” in the valley get away with calling her fat. When her step-daddy, Jay, hears the pain in Jessica’s voice as she retells her tale, he encourages her to be happy with who she is – great news for him because she’s really a slut who wants to take advantage of his cock while her mom is out shopping. She pulls his cock from the fly of his boxers and very slowly drops her mouth all the way down to his balls. Those full lips are a perfect fit for his girth and her slurping noises are, surprisingly, a pretty strong turn-on. She climbs onto his cock and rides in CG, then flips onto her back, taking his full length into her bright pink cooch. Sidesaddle, RCG and doggie follow. And as a finale, Jessica backhand jacks his cum into her pretty mouth, letting it spill down her chin and onto her big black tits.

Kyle Stone loves having the house all to himself on the weekends. He loves it so much he parades around the premises in the buff. Of course, the moment the coffee finishes brewing, Leslie Sierra arrives home unexpectedly. She is appalled at his nakedness; he is oblivious to it … at least until Leslie calls it to his attention. He explains that he and her mom have become pretty liberal about the clothing thing ever since they took their honeymoon to a nudist colony. He convinces her to be proud of her body, lifting up her tank to reveal a pair of lovely tiny tits. She drops to her knees and deep-throats his pale stiffy, paying extra attention to his red-tinged sack. She plunks her pussy onto his achromatic dick and grinds her ass all over it, showing off her tiny little asshole. She then spins around to ride RCG-style, flaunting her sexy body and shaved slit for the camera. This senorita’s dirty talking is half Spanish and half English, but when she takes the full length of his cock in doggie and mish, it is 100% hot! A close-up of her cock-filled pussy precedes the pull out and the inevitable cum strafe across her face, belly and tits.

Finally, porn icon Herschel Savage is trying to get some work accomplished, but his step-daughter Jade Nacole is busy performing a dance routine on her bed and in her skivvies, no less. The noise and her tone deafness is too much for him, but when he asks her to cool it down, the smart-alecky Jade suggests he works too much and is too stiff. Um … hello? That’s the point, sweet cheeks. Anyway, as she tries to show him how to groove, her delicious black tits slip out of their top. If that weren’t bad enough, Herschel tries to grab her and tell her to stop, but accidentally grabs her tits instead. Well, damage done; why not continue? She teases his cock, sucking and jacking it as her ass faces skyward. He buries his face in her pussy before burying his cock in the exact same place. She jiggles her ass like a Beyonce video while riding him in CG then watches him penetrate her in mish. The two finish up in doggie. Well, she finishes in doggie; he finishes up with a middle-aged cum blast into her mouth.

If you’re into interracial couplings featuring pale old white dudes and nubile young teens then this series is right up your alley.

 

Stars:   Jade Nacole   Kyle Stone   Herschel Savage   London Keys   Leslie Sierra   Jessica Grabbit

Categories: New Release   Interracial   Teen   All Sex   High Definition

Running Time:   132 minutes

Released:   07/2011

Studio Name:   Devil’s Film  Devils Film

Series:   My New White Stepdaddy

 

 

 

Deep Tushy Massage 2

While the box cover in the top corner may have you feeling a bit of déjà-vu, we assure you that this is not a double post. However, Deep Tushy Massage 2 has so much big booty getting the oily-handsy-rubbitup treatment that we almost feel the need to do two posts – one for each meaty cheek these gorgeous lasses possess.

Observe:

When Billy gave Sophie a massage, his hands relieved the aches and pains in her neck and back, but his hard cock made her pussy sore! Briella Bounce is a sweet southern Belle with a redonkulous ass that Bruce was happy to worship before he slammed her tight lil’ cunt until she squirted! Amber got so turned on when Christian rubbed her juicy booty that she paid extra to have him lick her sexy pink asshole! Samone is a curvaceous chocolate sista who like to spoil herself at the spa, with a Swedish Massage, a French Manicure and a huge African-American swipe up in her coochie!

Still, if you’re a regular to these blogs and a regular viewer of these movies you might be keenly aware of the inordinate number of massage-oriented films coming out these days. To that we say that you cannot ever discount just how much the brain trust in Chatsworth has its finger on the pulse of what people want.

Case in point: It’s 100 degrees or more just about every day; the economy is teetering on the brink; half the country is out of work; and on top of that, we’re reminding you of it all! That’s cause for a ton of stress and what better form of stress relief is there than some deep down tissue massage? The answer is nothing … if you discount good drugs and double-malt Scotch.

Regardless, you can enjoy every one of these sensual rub downs by proxy from your easy chair. It’s the next best thing to getting the real thing.

 

 

Stars:   Sophie Dee   Samone Taylor   Briella Bounce   Amber Peach

Categories: Fetish   New Release   Wet / Messy   All Sex   Big Butt   High Definition

Running Time:   118 minutes

Released:   07/2011

Studio Name:   Lethal Hardcore

Series:   Deep Tushy Massage

Director:   Stoney Curtis

 

My Mother’s Best Friend 4

Congratulations, AEBN viewers, you have “discerning taste”.

That’s not us talking (though we think you have discerning taste as well) that’s Jon Blitt from Sweet Sinner lobbing the warm fuzzies your way in a recent sound bite. And while it would be easy to think that he is just buttering your buns in the hopes of getting a welcome promotional boost for Nica Noelle’s latest film, My Mother’s Best Friend 4, he is, to the contrary, utterly sincere. You should certainly take it as a heartfelt compliment that a very smart man finds your porn palate sophisticated enough to hobnob with Nica and other porn intelligentsia one minute, and versatile enough to revel in the base emotions of anal fisting the next. Besides, anyone familiar with Nica’s standout body of work knows that trumped up puffery as it relates to her accomplishments as a filmmaker is completely unnecessary.

Nica has built up a devoted following by cutting her own swath across the landscape of adult film – an interesting thing because it’s not often legions of fans go willingly into dark and scary places unless they’re sure they’ll come out the other side in one piece and better off for having done so. And trust us: highly literate scripts with intricate storylines and words like “ablution”, as Nica is wont to assemble, are seriously dark and scary places for porn viewers who just want to watch people fuck. But the fact that Nica places some basic demands on the minds of her audiences, does not at all detract from her movies or from the sex contained within. And though her onscreen portrayals of intimacy don’t generally cross the line into “just because I can” territory, she brings a realness and honesty to her scenes that is relentlessly appealing, especially for couples looking to bring a bit of video passion into their own love lives.

With the fourth installment of the MMBF series, Nica implements a nice twist into the over-arching older woman/younger man theme. Instead of choosing a contemporary vibe to tell her story, Nica instead settles upon a period piece complete with authentic costumes, settings, soundtrack and, yes, dialogue. The result is “… one of the most beautiful and cinematic erotic love stories ever to be told.”

The film revolves around Xander Corvus, a young man who has finally frayed the last nerve of his mother, played by Nica herself. He’s brash. He’s petulant. He’s immature. He’s arrogant and aloof in the presence of company. And he dares to think the harpsichord went out of vogue with Baroque music, to the chagrin of his pal Danny Wylde. This kind of rebellion simply cannot stand. Nica fears that, without direction, the boy will never mature emotionally, something that has been stunted anyway with the death of his father and lack of a male influence during his formative years. Friend Julia Ann offers to mentor the boy for one month in an attempt to turn him into a man, though Nica is somewhat leery of the suggestion as Julia’s coquettish tendencies are well known about town. Still, she agrees.

True to form, Xander makes trouble for Julia during his first few days, interfering with her sleep and insulting her gentlemen callers, but the two cannot shield themselves from their desire for one another. After a particularly testy exchange, the two collapse onto her bed, Julia’s nightshirt askew just enough for Xander to ply his tongue to her smooth slit. Sliding out of her sleepwear, Julia reveals her enormous, juicy tits. She leans forward and takes the head of Xander’s cock into her mouth. He fucks her pussy from the side and in mish before firing his load up her belly onto her lovely tits.

When Xander decides to move in with Julia permanently, Nica is crushed. She knows in her heart the two are having an affair. She also believes she failed him as a mother, a thought Danny tries to quell when he comes calling for Xander. Nica dutifully breaks the news of his whereabouts then looks for reassurances in her drunken state. What she really wants, however, is Danny’s cock inside her. He obliges, thrusting his dick between her thighs. They continue on the side and in mish before Nica sucks him to orgasm.

A meeting over tea with Magdalene St. Michaels the next day reveals to Nica that Magdalene’s daughter, Lily Labeau, has come of age and is ready for marriage. In an attempt to break up Xander and Julia, Nica then informs Julia of her intention to set up Lily with Xander, a revelation that nearly causes Julia to choke on her tea. Though she admits to nothing, Julia realizes that Nica is onto her with regards to her son. In turn, Nica realizes that Julia, despite her philandering ways, has fallen for Xander. But Nica’s plan won’t be easy to put into action because Xander has fallen in love with Julia as well.

An arranged meeting between Xander and Lily starts off somewhat awkwardly as Xander has other things on his mind. But the two warm to each other and eventually get married. A month in, however, the two still have not consummated the arrangement, which arouses Lily’s suspicions that Julia is somehow involved. Xander’s anger and frustration boil over and he takes it out on Lily’s virgin pussy with his cock, pounding her in mish. She then sits on top of him, grinding her pussy into his dick like a woman possessed. He bangs her from the side while she fingers her clit and then in mish again, cumming onto her chest and cute, natural tits.

Julia, meanwhile, is left to her gentlemen callers and her empty heart knowing that Xander is off with someone else. But Manuel Ferrara can fix that right up. He arrives at her place, dashing as ever in his formal attire, though it doesn’t stay on for long. The two take up residence in her bed, his tongue probing her soft pussy folds. She rides his cock in CG before he takes her from behind in doggie. As he fucks her, he digs his thumb into her ass causing her to beg even more for his cock to go deeper. Soon, she is sucking him off and letting him slip his meaty cock between her tits. Another mish shot full of slow penetration shots precedes another massive cumshot once again onto Julia’s belly and luscious tits. As they collapse into each other’s arms, a faint clamor is heard outside the window. Julia informs Manuel that it’s only “kids throwing pebbles at the window.”

Who is really throwing the pebbles and what business have they come to settle? You’ll have to watch MMBF 4 and the surprise conclusion to find out. Oh, did we forget to mention that the trade-off for discerning taste in porn movies are plot resolutions that we are not at liberty to divulge in these reviews?

I guess we did.

 

Stars:   Julia Ann   Manuel Ferrara   Jay Crew   Danny Wylde   Nica Noelle   Magdalene St. Michaels   Lily Labeau   Xander Corvus

Categories: New Release   Mature   High Definition   International   Costumes   Feature   Cougar

Running Time:   119 minutes
Released:   07/2011
Studio Name:   Mile High Media  Sweet Sinner
Director:   Nica Noelle

 

Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2011

Way back when, before porn was rampant and computers dominated every household, there were very few good visual options for guys desperately wanting to rub one out. Unless you had a father or older brother whose secret stashes of Penthouse or Playboy magazines weren’t all that secret, and you had a foolproof plan to secure one or more targets and then return them to their exact spots before anyone was the wiser, the only good options were: department store catalogs or lingerie merchant catalogs such as Victoria’s Secret and Frederick’s of Hollywood.

A less appealing option was to wait a whole year for the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition to hit the newsstands. While a year back then was an eternity, the plus side was that the girls were usually more appealing and more natural looking compared to the stuffy MILF types in department store catalogs, and less slutty than the specimens in the lingerie catalogs. Add to that the fact that you felt safe stashing a sports magazine in your room, unlike a Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog, which would have aroused all kinds of suspicions should a parent or sibling find it, and you had yourself a pretty viable option.

Of course, computers and porn have changed all that, but even the prevalence of smut everywhere you turn hasn’t completely extinguished the lure of the swimsuit model. There is something timeless and classy and overtly appealing about a gorgeous woman prancing around the shoreline in little else but a bikini top and some skimpy bottoms. It’s sexy, yet it leaves so much for the imagination that one is wont to stare for long periods of time trying to form a solid image of what lies beneath … that is, until Elegant Angel and award-winning director William H. get hold of the concept.

Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2011 leaves almost nothing to the imagination, save for the few minutes of tease that lead off each scene. That’s about as close to the classic swimsuit calendar fare that you’re going to witness. What happens next is the sort of thing that probably goes on behind the scenes of the photo shoots, where the boyfriend has been on set watching his sexy woman taunting and teasing the lens with her firm figure and luscious features for hours on end. And when the wrap finally arrives, the two find a secluded spot and tear into each other’s bodies like a fat kid to chocolate.

Starring super-hot European beauty, Liza Del Sierra, alongside Lela Star, Breanne Benson, Holly Michaels and Jesse Andrews, Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2011 has enough rim jobbing, ATMs, anal sex and torrid fucking to make you forget all about, newsstands, subscriptions, department stores and self-love in the pre-microchip era.

Thank goodness for that!

 

Stars:   Liza Del Sierra   Breanne Benson   Jessie Andrews   Holly Michaels   Erik Everhard   Manuel Ferrara   Ramon Nomar   Marco Banderas   Lela Star

Categories: New Release   Fetish   High Definition   All Sex   Wet / Messy

Running Time:   148 minutes

Released:   07/2011

Studio Name:   Elegant Angel Productions

Series:   Swimsuit Calendar Girls

Director:   William H. Nutsack