Evan Stone

Simpsons, the XXX Parody: Marge and Homer’s Sex Tape

February 25, 2011

Mainstream pop culture observers seem shocked that a “Simpsons” porn parody exists, but those of us who write about smut for a living are only surprised that it took this long. “Simpsons, the XXX Parody: Marge and Homer’s Sex Tape” was worth the wait. Every fan so inclined to watch a porn version of the show is probably most interested in seeing how they portray that blue-haired siren, Marge Simpson. You’ll be happy to know that XBIZ Female Performer of the Year Andy San Dimas is playing the part. Even if you aren’t a fan yet, you’ll be glad she was cast. Beyond the main event, there are sex scenes with other favorite Springfield characters as well.

As the movie begins, Homer (Anthony Rosano, but we see little of him because he’s usually behind the camera) trades the sex tape he and Marge made for a bag of doughnuts. The rest of the movie is a look at the illicit footage itself. Marge, posing in front of a full-length mirror with the camera behind her, feels frisky about the sexual possibilities that arise thanks to the new camcorder. Something else arises in Homer’s pants once he finally realizes Marge is telling him she wants to make a sex tape. She lets her hair down and starts to blow him, her dirty talk adding lots of excitement. Just as it’s getting hot, Homer’s attention wanders to the TV, where a McBain porno has just started playing.

After shooting the bad guy, McBain (Evan Stone) heroically lays female sidekick Nancy (Atlanta Hawks dancer turned porn star Briana Blair) on a tabletop and gives it to her just like you would want everybody’s favorite yellow action hero to do. Nancy squeals in pleasure with his manly thrusts and begs for his load on her daffodil-colored ass. When he’s done, there’s no time for cuddling because there are more Korean plutonium thieves to hunt down. Nobody in porn could have been better cast as McBain than Evan Stone.

Homer films Marge while she’s dusting and talks her into flashing some lemony ass cheek, against her better judgment – she worries that a neighbor could walk in at any minute. Sure enough, Moe (James Deen, looking better than cartoon Moe but definitely sounding the part) barges in and finds out Marge wears a magenta thong under that green dress! Moe is here to borrow the camcorder for a hot date with real estate agent Cookie Kwan (Asia Zo). Never mind that Cookie thinks she’s there to appraise his apartment, because Moe talks her into fucking him by lying that he’s actually rich and he only looks ugly because he wears a mask to hide his true good looks. Gold-digging, ambitious Cookie can’t jump his bones fast enough after that. He rubs her clit while playing with her perky tits and she gives him a hot blowjob. Then Cookie proves that not only is she number one on the west side, but also number one on her back side, front side… any side on which she takes Moe’s energetic thrusts.

At least, that is until Marge shows the other girls how it’s done. Now that she and Homer have the camera back, they can finally film their frolicking. Homer appears to eat Marge out in P.O.V. style, with the camera giving us an intimate view of her mound. If you’ve always imagined that this blue-haired babe would be a tiger in bed, you’re right. Actually, she’s a tiger on the couch, but you get the picture. Marge fucks Homer’s shaft and then wants to taste her own juices on Homer’s cock for a while before doing it doggy style. They have sex in different positions, always showing Marge to her best advantage. Andy San Dimas stays in character (and voice) the whole time, and not even a blue wig and yellow body paint can diminish her extreme beauty and sex appeal. When Homer pops, Marge proves to be a dirty girl indeed, spitting it out on his cock and licking it back up to swallow.

Director Lee Roy Myers has captured the hilarious essence of yet another pop culture institution with this first release from his self-titled studio. Everybody is well cast and the makeup is great, courtesy of talented industry makeup pro 2Ply. Josh Thomas does note-perfect voice impersonations of Homer and Barney (who we never see, but he’s helping Moe film his tryst with Cookie through a hole in the wall). This is a “Simpsons” parody that should amuse you and satisfy your curiosity.

Stars:   Andy San Dimas Asia Zo Briana Blair Eddie Adams Evan Stone James Deen Anthony Rosano Josh Thomas
Categories: New Release Feature Adult Humor Parody High Definition
Running Time: 107 minutes
Released:   01/2011
Studio Name:   Lee Roy Myers Movies
Director:   Lee Roy Myers

Sweet Mess & Exquisite Films Announce “Addams Family XXX”

February 10, 2011

They’re creepy and they’re kooky; they’re sexy with the nookie… yes, it’s America’s favorite goth dynasty, the Addams Family, appearing in a very unlikely family-values scenario. Sweet Mess Films has hired Rodney Moore to direct “Addams Family XXX” starring Evan Stone with the one-and-only Amy Fisher. Casting is complete and it will shoot in mid-March with distribution handled by Exquisite Films, the industry’s most prominent producer/distributor of adult parodies. Exquisite Films titles include upcoming releases “The Justice League XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody” and “Reservoir Dogs XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody.”

Fran Marquez of Sweet Mess Films said, “We’re heading full-force into shooting adult parodies and intend to employ no less than top-notch talent, combined with superior production values and attention to detail in performer and performance chemistry, script and sets. ‘The Addams Family’ seemed like an excellent start as we all loved the show and so does everyone involved so it makes the work just that much more fun!”

Cast members Amy Fisher and Evan Stone are both excited about the project. Amy Fisher said, “I grew up loving the ‘Addams Family.’ I am thrilled that Steviee came to me to be a part of this parody. She has an amazing eye for quality in adult, so I couldn’t say no! It is going to be fun, yet sexy and hot!”

Evan Stone added, “As the head of the Addams family I am very excited about opening up my wife Morticia and my daughter Wednesday for all to see what’s inside them and our wonderful family of Addams.”

CNBC Names Top Porn Stars

January 19, 2011

CNBC.com recently featured the top 12 performers in the adult industry in an article called, “The Dirty Dozen: Porn’s Most Popular Stars.”

By Chris Morris, Special to CNBC.com

Popularity in the porn industry is often fleeting. Some performers experience a meteoric rise and fall in the course of a year. Others connect with the audience on a different level and manage a multi-year ride at the top.

Though there is no real formula for success in this industry, these 12 performers have proven to be more than just a flash in the pan, with tremendous staying power over the past few years. What’s more there are no signs their careers are in danger of waning anytime soon.

So, with the industry’s annual expo underway in Las Vegas Jan. 6-9, we’ve assembled porn’s dirty dozen—the most popular porn stars, based on our reporting and analysis.

Ashlynn Brooke: Brooke has been working in adult films for nearly five years, earning multiple award nominations. She also appeared in last year’s “Piranha 3D,” which has helped escalate her earlier porn films. These days, however, she’s focusing more on work behind the camera, directing parody-film versions of “Little Red Riding Hood” and “Wonder Woman”.

Jenna Haze: The 28-year-old Haze is arguably the most popular performer in the porn today. She has been nominated for the “Female Performer of the Year” award for three years running at the AVN Awards (porn’s equivalent of the Oscars). Haze also picked up a similar nomination at the 2009 Xbiz Awards. Meanwhile, she is one of the most popular stars with members of the Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network (AEBN)

Jesse Jane: Jane is, for many, the face of modern porn. She was one of the top-line stars of the smash “Pirates” films (two of the biggest porn movies of all time). Jane is also hosting this year’s AVN red-carpet ceremony and received performer of the year nods in 2009 and 2010. She’s nominated for the same category in this year’s Xbiz Awards, which she will also host.

Lisa Ann: The 38-year-old Lisa Ann had a run in the 1990s as a porn actress, but quit in 1997, eventually returning as an agent. In 2008, though, her meteoric rise to fame came when she portrayed Sarah Palin in a porn parody. She has since gone on to be one of the most popular on-demand stars with AEBN.

Evan Stone: Ron Jeremy is the industry’s most famous male performer, but 46-year old Stone could be his successor. His sense of humor makes him one of the most popular leading men in the industry among female performers – and fans enjoy a male actor who doesn’t take himself too seriously.

Tori Black: A three-year veteran of the industry with more than 200 film s under her belt, Black began as a Penthouse Pet. She won 2010’s AVN performer of the year award and is nominated again in 2011. The story’s the same with the Xbiz Awards. And, like Haze, Black is one of the top stars at AEBN. Among her highlights in 2010 was a spin as Catwoman in Vivid’s incredibly popular “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody”

Bobbi Starr: A finalist in “America’s Next Hot Porn Star,” Starr failed to win the 2007 pay-per-view reality show, but that hasn’t slowed her rise. She has racked up more than half a dozen awards and may be the industry’s next crossover star, having been cast in the upcoming film “Drive” with Ryan Gosling, Albert Brooks and Christina Hendricks.

Lexi Belle: One of the younger superstars of the industry at 23, Belle has earned top-performer nods for two years running from AVN and Xbiz. She is, perhaps, even more popular with the Web audience, which has made her website one of the biggest in the industry.

Kayden Kross: Kross has been a contract star with both of the production firms Adam & Eve and Digital Playground, making her one of today’s most in demand stars. She will cohost this year’s AVN red carpet with Jesse Jane and is nominated for best performer for the second consecutive year.

Belladonna: While Belladonna appears to be stepping back from performing in porn films, this 29-year old actor/director/producer has one of the most loyal fan bases in the industry. Both straight men and lesbian women have kept Belladonna among the most popular stars – even when she shaved her head. She has been nominated for 42 AVN awards (and won 10) through the course of her career.

Sasha Grey: Grey’s not actively making porn films at the moment, but her push into mainstream acting – including a lead role in Steven Soderbergh’s 2008 film “The Girlfriend Experience”, and a recurring role on HBO’s “Entourage” – has kept her porn works popular. Several companies are also putting out compilation titles with select scenes of her uninhibited past, which fans continue to buy.

Joanna Angel: Like Belladonna, Angel owns her studio – meaning she makes money from sales, not just performances. The punk look she and her actors share has given rise to a new segment in the industry, dubbed alt porn.

Featured Studio: Cal Vista Pictures

October 20, 2010

As a top producer of sensual, couple-friendly porn since the 1970s, Cal Vista Pictures has been home to some of the best XXX features of recent decades. The studio, a line from industry powerhouse Metro Media Entertainment, continues to release great new plot-based porn titles that seem destined to become future classics.

The latest release is “Blu Dreams 2,” a totally stunning collection of female fantasies that achieve the heights of ecstasy for performer and viewer alike. Just over two hours long, it features scenes from twelve of today’s most beautiful women in porn, seducing you through the screen while they reveal their hottest sexual dreams. There are lots of masturbation titles around, but this one will blow you away.

Summer 2010 saw the release of “Alice,” an unforgettable, must-see hybrid of eroticism, art, and adult humor. It’s a retelling of the Lewis Carroll “Alice” stories with an appropriately skewed perspective. Director Erica McLean found the perfect hardcore Alice in Sunny Lane. Don’t let the fact that it’s a feature fool you into thinking these scenes are tame – far from it! Sunny has three phenomenal scenes with some of the industry’s leading men, including an inspired Evan Stone as the Mad Hatter.

Those are just the latest in a long line of Cal Vista titles that go above and beyond the currently wall-to-wall sex norm. For years, the studio has been putting out movies that will especially appeal to couples. In 1993 a Paul Thomas feature for Cal Vista called “Justine: Nothing to Hide 2” won acclaim and awards, including XRCO’s Best Film of the Year, thanks to its signature Thomas blend of emotional depth and gorgeously filmed sex scenes.

A year later, Cal Vista released “Zazel,” a blockbuster adult feature that won seven AVN Awards and inspired knockoffs. Visually groundbreaking in its day and still stunning today, “Zazel” is packed with beautiful Penthouse Pets in mostly girl/girl action but it ends with a scene that includes anal and DP for those who’d like something harder. When the Pets appeared in “Zazel” it was the first time most of us got to see them doing anything remotely hardcore, so it was a turn-on to see them in action.

In April 2000, the feature “La Femme Chameleon” brought together an interesting plot, some porn legends, and more visually stunning filmmaking, resulting in a great couples movie that got the AAAA rating from AVN. A married couple discovers that the wife has developed an intriguing condition that causes her to morph into a different woman after each orgasm, meaning that the hubby gets to fuck such babes as Nina Hartley and the late legend Anna Malle before it’s all over.

Cal Vista Pictures continues to make us all hot and bothered with some of the finest erotic imagery ever caught on film. Guys, get your girls to watch a CVP title with you and you just might find she does like watching porn after all!

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