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Jan 24 2011

Dear Fanny

Los Angeles, like many coastal cities, is a melting pot of people and cultures and the one thing that unites it all is sex. Every person in every profession craves sex, but when emotions and feelings get involved it can lead to problems. Often times the individuals with the problems are unable to solve them on their own. Therefore, they need someone to intervene to help generate solutions. That’s where Dear Fanny comes in.

Played by Janey Robbins, Dear Fanny is the wisest love guru of them all (even better than Michael Myers), dispensing the best advice on love, marriage, swinging and sex, and her newspaper column is read by more people than any other. This self-titled film offers a behind-the-scenes look at the life and exploits of The Queen of Confessions.

Flanked by two horny assistants, Rolf (Ron Jeremy) and Beth (Gina Carrera), Dear Fanny plunges into the heartfelt letters from advice-seekers as Rolf plunges his cock and tongue into Beth. It’s one of the many running gags throughout the film. But, as dysfunctional as the entire operation seems to be, it cannot match the warped and twisted problems of Dear Fanny’s letter-writing fans.

One woman (Rachel) loves morning sex, but thinks she’s strange for fantasizing about domination beforehand. Harry (Richard Bolla), whom you might remember as Mr. Greenfield the sporting goods store owner in Debbie Does Dallas, can’t get a hard-on unless his sex contains an element of danger.  A regular at a pastry shop (Jerry Davis) develops a crush on a rather large pastry shop employee (Severa Lee). A hospital patient (Erica Collins) gets taken advantage of every time she goes to the gynecologist (Nick Random). And another guy develops relationship problems when his wife (Mimi Danielle) after she goes to culinary school. It’s a storyline that hits a little too close to home for Rolf as you will see.

You’ll also bear witness to some good masturbation action poolside, femdom, pussy eating, doggie fucking, leather, collars, cumshots, maid fucking, voyeurism, forced orgasms, strawberries and eggs in twats, and whipped topping and sprinkles on cocks and pussies. There are threesomes, orgies, fucking in spaghetti, roller skates, tan bodies contrasting with bare white asses, and lots of cumshots onto all kinds of body parts. And as with most classic porn titles, there are TONS of bad one-liners and sight gags. If you’re not paying attention, you may miss them.

Dear Fanny is Ron Jeremy in his prime and a barely legal Amber Lynn (credited in the film as Amber Lin). It’s not just one of the best of its day, but a timeless film that all porn fans will love.

Stars:   Janey Robbins Pamela Jennings Severa Lee Tantala Ray Deidra Hopkins Mimi Danielle Jerry David Ron Jeremy Nikki Randall Amber Lynn Robert Bullock Billy Dee Dino Alexander Melanie Scott Gina Carrera Mindy Rae Nick Random Jay Serling Lois Ayres Richard Bolla Lei Pettite

Categories: Classic All Sex

Running Time:   76 minutes

Released:   01/1985

Studio Name:   Cal Vista Classic

Director:   Robert McCallum