If you had told me that Ron Jeremy starred in a rap video in the 90s, I probably would have believed you. After all, it’s the Hedgehog…the man has had his fingers in any number of pies (ehem!) over the years. But if you told me that the video also had John Wayne Bobbitt, Lemmy from Motorhead, Ice-T, Heidi Fleiss, Joey Buttafucco, Richard Jeni, Grandpa Munster and more big boobs than you could shake a stick at, I would have asked to see your medication list. But here’s the proof! Enjoy this “Freak of the Week” video, and remember why the the 90s were so awesome.
Ron Jeremy is after a piece of Sunny Lane’s hot business, and for once that’s not a euphemism for wanting to fuck. He literally wants in on her food truck business, so he sends Nicki Hunter to spy on the daily goings-on inside “The Flying Pink Pig” and stage a business coup. Twelve hours later, Nicki’s waking up next to Sunny, having infiltrated the operations as a new employee.
We don’t have to wait long to find out what makes the Flying Pink Pig’s food popular: a special ingredient, namely an aphrodisiac. This magic juice restores rock star Tommy Gunn’s mojo when hot little black-haired babe Megan Foxx delivers his food. She takes a ride on his famous rod that stretches her pussy wide open.
Faux-hawked cutie Sasha Heart delivers to pilot Michael Vegas. It only takes a mouthful to make the special ingredient work. Well, that and Sasha flashing her natural tits. She sucks his dick while he stimulates her pussy, giving us a great view of her bubbly ass. Michael gets her off with fingers and mouth, slides between her plump pussy lips and gives it to her several ways – the harder and faster, the more she likes it. They’re a good-looking pair in a fun scene.
Back at the truck, Ron harasses Nicki on the phone over why she hasn’t overtaken the Flying Pink Pig yet. Nicki is more interested in fucking construction worker Lee Stone in the truck, which might be a good way to get a health code violation if anybody finds out. She can’t get enough of his cock, whether he’s plundering her mouth, pussy, or ass. They have the aggressive sexual chemistry that some only get with make-up sex.
Ron pesters Nicki on the phone again before she even wipes Lee’s cum off her face. This time, Ron insists that she take Sunny to meet his finance guy, who is supposed to talk Sunny into letting Ron “invest in the company.” The money guy is Nick Manning, so it’s understandable that Sunny comes on to him, aroused at the prospect of getting down to business – but his wife, Shayla Laveaux, walks in on them. Luckily she likes sharing her husband if she gets to participate. It’s fun for all, especially when they double-team his cock and throw in some fluttering tongue action, and when they take turns sitting on his face and attending to his erection. Shayla loves watching Nick fuck Sunny, and so do we. Sunny always makes it look fun. After making Sunny cum, Nick gives it to Shayla and then, with his “Droppin’ loads!” battle cry, he supplies them enough cream to share with a kiss. It was so much fun they decide Sunny gets two trucks.
Nicki gets another call from Ron, who’s furious that the plan backfired. Now he wants her to steal Sunny’s recipes, but first they’re going to a movie studio, where Emy Reyes hopes to be discovered. Oh, she’s definitely discovered, although not how she expected. Emy’s favorite actor, played by swarthy, long-haired newcomer Nikko, comes to the truck and their attraction is mutual. She could’ve seduced him without the special ingredient. The sensuality of this scene rockets off the charts as they feed each other and she gets him to eat some of it off her neck. Emy is so cute and cock-excited that she could become your new favorite porn star. She talks dirty in Spanish, which is such a turn-on you’ll spill your hot sauce. Emy is a great fuck and accordingly gets him to spew a massive load.
We never find out whether Nicki and Ron take over the Flying Pink Pig, but not to worry. Director Erica McLean along with Metro Media Entertainment and Cal Vista Pictures have planned two more installments. Will the legal entanglements brought about by the food truck’s real life owner put the kibosh on those plans? Let us hope not, because “The Flying Pink Pig” is so tasty we want seconds and thirds.
On one side, there’s the angry food truck owner. On the other, the defensive porn director. In the middle is porn star Ron Jeremy, who has the best perspective on the XXX taco truck.
Truck owner Joe Kim says he was misled and thought the truck was being used in a “romantic movie.” (Hey, to some people, a double-penetration scene on the cold steel of a taco truck counter is romantic.)
Kim filed suit to stop the film’s release, but “Flying Pink Pig” director Erica McLean stood standing her ground, telling us that Kim’s story about being misled is a bunch of hooey.
Kim and McLean may not relish the legal wrangling — or maybe they do and this is all a canny publicity stunt — but Jeremy certainly believes there’s no such thing as bad publicity. Though he doesn’t have a sex scene in either film, Jeremy plays a competing food truck owner in “The Flying Pink Pig” and its sequel. When we spoke to Jeremy yesterday, he told us:
“We want to thank [Joe Kim] very much for suing. We appreciate it. It’s like when “Debbie Does Dallas” came out and the Dallas Cheerleaders sued. They made it the most popular movie in America. I personally want to thank him for suing Erica.”
Explaining his onscreen role, Jeremy says, “I’m the competitor and I try to take over the business. I’m in the original and the sequel, and in both of them I yell, ‘I hate you, Sunny, and your flying pink pig!’ Sunny Lane beats me in the business, using sex and things like that, of course.” Of course. He’s not sure, but he thinks the trucks sells cupcakes.
The role of the vicious food truck owner came naturally to Jeremy. Now well into his 50s, the #1 porn star of all time, according to AVN, considers himself a sexual and a culinary hedonist. (He already has his own rum, Ron de Jeremy.)
“To me, eating is even more fun than sex — on and off screen,” the Hedgehog says.
“Once you get to your mid-50s, and you have a blonde, a brunette and a redhead over here vs. a steak and a lobster over there. I’m sorry, but the surf-and-turf is calling me more.”
See the Flying Pink Pig EXCLUSIVELY on AEBN beginning January 29th, 2011!
