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Rocco’s POV 2

March 18, 2011

As a reviewer of porn films, there are times when you see a particular title in the queue and say to yourself, “I’ve got to see that film”. That may sound weird to anyone outside the porn industry because porn is always exciting in their minds. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch hot chicks getting fucked by huge dicks all day and get paid for it, right? Well, believe it or not, when you’ve seen as many XXX films as we have it can sometimes be a grind. Ask yourself how many plumbers enjoy unclogging their own toilets or how many landscapers want to cut their own grass when they get home from work? The same goes for porn. After a while, you’re like, “Oh, great, more tits.”

Then you come to work one day and waiting for you is a Rocco Siffredi movie. Regular readers of these reviews will know all about him and his style of filmmaking. Non-regular readers need more fiber in their diets…oh, and they may still know all about his M.O. when it comes to sex on film. It’s dark. It’s depraved. It’s sometimes almost inhuman. At the same time it’s superhuman the way he coerces girls from all over the world and from all walks of life to twist and contort their curvaceous frames into positions that no body was designed to be in.

Rocco himself is a doll. He’s pleasant on camera. He’s sweet to the women, complementing their every feature. And the women swoon. Yet, when he gets going, slipping this into that, and that into this, he’s insatiable. He’s unpredictable. As we’ve pointed out before, he loves these women like no other, but you just get the feeling he could get carried away at any point and literally kill someone if the mood struck him. But, like a cat, he would play with his prey before doing the deed. As the Divinyls sang there’s a fine line between pleasure and pain and Rocco trips over it at every turn. Any guy that would grind a woman’s face into a planter and feed her flower petals as he did in Animal Trainer 31 doesn’t seem to be on the most even of keels. But it’s why we watch.

All that said, Rocco’s POV 2 was intriguing not necessarily because of the reasons above, (though unpredictability, especially when it comes to manipulating sphincters, is always full of intrigue), but rather because it is a POV. As we mentioned above, Rocco’s films are dastardly and rooted in a lot of physical contact, including slapping and spitting and choking and a lot of other inglorious “-ings”. For Rocco to resort to a POV, in this writer’s opinion, it is much like that scene in The Princess Bride where the hero, Westley, is engaged in a sword duel with Inigo. As the fight progresses, both Inigo and Westley admit they had been fighting with their non-dominant hands the whole time; they were handicapping themselves on purpose for the sport of it because their skill sets with the blade were so superior and they desperately wanted a good fight for a change. Rocco doing a POV is very much the same thing. It’s a guy, with a giant cock, massive ego and wayward id, tying one hand behind his back and saying, “I still got this.”

First up is Valentina, a 26-year-old guide from Hungary (though she says she is 22). Supporting his animalistic tendencies is Rocco’s comment that he senses the sex in her. Soon, he feels her mouth and uvula on his giant prick. It barely fits, though her asshole takes his index finger quite easily. But he’s just greasing her brown wheel for cock insertion. There’s some handjobbing, rimming, deep throating and even an ATM before the brown-haired cutie takes a giant facial.

Raven-haired Russkie Henessy is a 20-year-old student, who is about to learn some gooey lessons in love. Her naturally proportioned tits are amazing as is her nubile little body. She takes his cock down her throat and cries herself a river of mascara in the process, but only after cramming a giant dildo into her pussy. She nearly throws up on his cock several times, which turns Rocco on. As a reward, she gets puke penis across the chops. He drills both her holes, gets his ass licked and toes sucked, and unloads cum into her waiting mouth. Her running make-up looks like a member of Kiss after a live show.

Twenty-year-old Kitty is a blonde Hungarian, who is a beginner porn star. She’ll be a veteran within 30 minutes. Her shaved snatch and tanned figure are lovely, yet Rocco complements her knee-high boots. Despite having one hand occupied by a camera, he manages to work in some face-slaps. Kitty wastes no time double-fisting his dick, taking it up the ass and gaping for the camera. She too licks his asshole and masturbates with a large dildo, before he paints her tongue in cum.

Tanned, busty brunette Brigi is next. The 18-year-old brunette looks like she could be Don Dokken’s sister. The gorgeous tits and lithe body make her a “dream warrior” for sure, but what’s this!? After taking it in the ass, slathering his taint and asphyxiating on his fingers, she gets cold feet and wants to bail on Rocco. She’s had it with him and his antics. They exchange words in a foreign tongue, but her face tells the tale. Somehow he convinces her to suck him off anyway. The antagonistic experience makes him spurt in near-mythical quantities. No one walks out on Rocco, but here you’ll see the closest anyone has come to doing so.

In addition to those scenes, there are three others. Young cosmetologist Ildiko has a cherubic face; a sweet, chubby ass and luscious, natural tits with wide areolas. She doesn’t like things in her ass or taking sperm facials, which begs the question: what the hell is she doing in a Rocco Siffredi film? She eventually does get a thumb and cock up her bum in due time and lets him cum inside her. Blonde diva Zafira May is a club kid who fucks the director with plenty of verve and enthusiasm. She pumps her pussy with Rocco’s collection of giant dildos. Lastly, waitress Linda Ray gives Rocco access to her tender mouth and perfect, shapely ass.

Rocco’s POV 2 is another amazing entry in his ever-growing repertoire of nasty XXX fare. In previous movies, Rocco’s only limitations have been the will of the women. To even the playing field, he wears both the director’s and filmographer’s pants in this one and still makes out like a champ. As if the awards lining the walls of his office weren’t already proof, Rocco Siffredi is the current king of porn and not even a self-imposed handicap can knock the crown from his head.

Stars: Linda Ray Brigi Kitty Cat Zafira May Henessy Rocco Siffredi Ildiko Valentina Blue

Categories: Anal New Release Big Dick Euro Gonzo P.O.V. Anilingus

Running Time: 196 minutes

Released: 02/2011

Studio Name: Rocco Siffredi Productions

Series: Rocco’s POV

Director: Rocco Siffredi

Award-Winning Movies

March 9, 2011

Awards season has finally ended for the year in Hollywood, but we’re never tired of talking about quality porn. You’ve heard about the award-winning movies from the last couple of years – titles such as this year’s AVN champion “Speed,” and other recent winners including “Deviance” and the popular, weirdly hot animated feature “Pornomation 3.” Then there are undisputed classics that predate AVN, the kind of movies even those who don’t watch porn have heard of: perennial bestseller “Debbie Does Dallas,” masterful porn-art fusion “The Devil in Miss Jones,” and big-natural-tit classic “Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle.” But there are many award-winning porn flicks deserving of more love; here are some from the last four decades.

Made in 1979, “Talk Dirty to Me” won the 1980 Best Film award from the Adult Film Association of America. This movie proves it’s possible to combine a good plot with hot sex. It’s a tale of seduction carried out as only the late, great John Leslie could do: dirty-talking, rough around the edges, sometimes aggressive, but irresistible to many women – particularly to beautiful housewife Jessie St. James. She’s been craving the kind of filthy-mouthed fuck he dishes out, and while her prudish but loving husband is away, she becomes putty in John’s hands. The women in this film fall for his lines because he’s the master at his best. It will remind you of what it was like before plastic surgery was common, and there’s plenty of bush for body hair enthusiasts to enjoy. “Talk Dirty to Me” is a must-see for fans of late ’70s porn and couples who want something different. This highly-charged erotic classic was the first in a series that launched other great movies, including the 1985 AVN Best Film Award winner “Talk Dirty to Me 3.”

When the AVN Awards began in 1984, “Puss ‘n Boots” took the Best Screenplay – Film trophy (yes, pornos have screenplays). Follow the randy adventures of Puss (Kelly Nichols), a hell-raising Army private who’s doing everything she can to get discharged. She tries to get knocked up, but finds out her would-be baby daddy has had a vasectomy. Next Puss tries to get discharged as a conscientious objector, but is transferred to the typing pool. Finally, Puss fakes insanity in hopes of being given a Section Eight, but ends up with a medal when she scares away a group of biker chicks looking for a fight. Along the way, we see that the women in the barracks are horny broads, into things like voyeurism, lesbian shower action, and kinky sex. Genuinely funny and hot, “Puss ‘n Boots” is like an X-rated, female “Stripes.” Video X Pix has brought this and many other adult classics back to life, including “Roommates,” another “sex and the single girl” classic starring Kelly Nichols (and the 1982 winner of “Best Film” from the Adult Film Association of America). You won’t see a more frank and unblinking depiction of female sexuality in the ’80s.

We’ve already praised John Leslie as an actor, but as a director he brought us one of the best adult films of the 1990s. “Dog Walker” was shot on film and earned many awards, from Best Director and Best Couples Sex Scene – Film at the 1995 AVN Awards to XRCO’s Best Film of the Year. Steven St. Croix is jewel thief Tito, who’s pissed off the mob and must pay. He’s beaten up and forced to watch other men fuck his wife, Kristi Lynn, who informs him that the mob owns her and he was only renting her. Meanwhile, Tito sees surreal visions of a beautiful woman in black, often walking a dog. It’s the stunning Christina Angel, who remains unobtainable as he struggles through an erotic maze and watches her fuck other men. By the time they consummate their attraction in the highly sensual, award-winning scene, it’s too late for Tito to save himself. Don’t expect the hardcore sex of today’s rougher standards, but this is a classic that any fan of feature porn should see.

In 2006, AEBN introduced the VOD Awards to recognize movies that fans voted on with their dollars. The winners of these trophies are the movies fans have viewed the most, so if you trust what’s popular with fellow porn lovers more than you trust awards committees, then you’ll be interested to know that, for example, “Breakin’ ‘Em In 12” was the Best Gonzo Movie 2010 (released in 2009). This comes as no surprise given that box cover girl Tanner Mayes is one of the hottest young babes in the biz and won the VOD Awards’ Best Newcomer award that year. Best Overall Movie 2010 was “White Mommas,” an all-sex interracial flick starring such hall of fame MILFs as Ginger Lynn and Lisa Ann. You can see all the winners from this year and every year back to 2006 at the official VOD Awards site.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s Honeymoon Fuckfest

February 28, 2011

The one thing* we’ll never understand about celebrities is this: if you want to create a scandal, and you’ve got millions of dollars at your disposal, why are you putting out sex tapes? Can’t you put out some sex DVDs or Blu-Rays at this point? Seriously.

*It should be noted that there are a lot of things we’ll never understand about celebrities, but since this is a porn blog, we’ll try to focus on the porn part.

So, anyway, before leaking sex tapes became a career move, they were a security breach of the most lascivious kind. Trusted members of a celebrity couple’s inner circle sold their souls for a quick buck and an appearance on Hard Copy, a move that threatened to derail the gravy train in which they rode. Granted, a falling out of some kind was probably about to derail it anyway, prompting the release of the “cramming in”.

There was a time not so long ago when these tapes actually had shock value. The Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee tape was one such instance. The shock precipitated on several fronts: It was perhaps the first internet-driven sex video. Pamela was the “it” girl at the time. And Tommy Lee had a giant dick, which was amazing for a burned-out rocker, a guy who looked as if he had gone weeks between meals, but minutes between meth binges.

But, we all couldn’t get enough of this classic, a home video made on their honeymoon boating excursion on Lake Mead, which is just outside Las Vegas. That’s right…they were on a motherfucking boat! The two were wed having known each other a whopping four days. Hey, when it’s love, right? The film captured the fun and frolic shared by both parties and while it’s normal to want to preserve the memories for all eternity, it might be best to think twice when it’s all drinking, smoking and sex because you never know where it might end up.

Well, it ended up in our VOD. And it’s here in all it’s pussy-humping, blowjobbing, skinny-dipping, horn honking with Tommy’s dick, cum spilling, masturbatory glory. Take a look and watch what it was like when sex tapes actually meant something.

Stars: Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee

Categories: Amateur Big Tits Big Dick Homemade Gonzo Celebrities 90’s

Running Time: 55 minutes

Studio Name: NUKO Media LLC

Series Review: We Swallow

February 16, 2011

When it comes to capturing the sleazy beauty of sluts slurping semen, Rodney Moore is certainly gifted. You get ample evidence of that in the We Swallow series. Despite his unassuming, frankly somewhat nerdy exterior, Rodney was a pioneer of the POV style that has become so common in today’s porn and he still finds ways to make it fun and interesting.

Volume one begins on a great note as the boobalicious Vantasia is filmed in a POV style that really emphasizes her big natural tits, which is most definitely a good thing. First she sucks on a banana and a great big dildo, and then Rodney himself. He eats her pussy and then fills her asshole with a dildo while they fuck. His stream of cream hits the black leather couch, but Vantasia greedily licks it all up and swallows it just like the title says. Another great scene in this installment of the series includes really horny bar sluts ordering a drink called a “Semen and Seven” fresh from the bartender’s personal supply and getting it on with a strange man in the bathroom. The only bad part of that is we don’t know what bar we need to hang out in so we can track down these girls.

We get to see a bona fide champion cocksucker in the first scene of “We Swallow 4.” When we meet Domino, she shows off her trophy for giving the best blowjobs from no less an institution than AVN. Joining her is the equally impressive Caroline Pierce, a voluptuous brunette who proves as up to the task of sucking Rodney’s dick as Domino is. In scene four, promiscuous southern belle Victoria Givens is up to her usual sexually adventurous tricks, including some fun on a sex stool, before she gulps down the facial that Rodney gives her.

In a slight departure from most scenes in the series, there’s a “Gilligan’s Island” tribute at the beginning of volume 14 that every fan of busty beauty Gianna Michaels owes it to their dick to watch. Rather than a straight-up parody, it’s more of an homage with Gianna as the porn star who’s trying to seduce Gooligan, who is meanwhile more interested in the wallflower Carrie Ann (Lindsay Kay). There’s a tangled web to unravel when Gooligan finds Carrie Ann practicing her blowjob skills on the Skipper because she wants to be good at sucking Gooligan’s cock. Disappointed, Gooligan seeks comfort in Gianna’s womanly charms. If you’ve never seen Gianna, then you need to know that this babe has such charms in ample supply and she is always an excitable, energetic performer. While Gooligan and Gianna are going at it, Carrie Ann shows up to join their fun and everybody’s happy. No wonder Gooligan has such a huge load for the girls to slurp down.

The latest edition of the series is “We Swallow 30,” released in December 2010, which concludes with another display of unbridled sexual appetite from naturally curvy Latina Charley Chase. She brings a guy friend to a massage because she’s into “lots of hands,” and she keeps trying to find ways to get both guys massaging her at the same time. The massage therapist finally gives in to her insistence on everybody being naked, and of course it’s not long before the massage becomes a threeway. Charley just won AVN’s Unsung Starlet Award and the wet, slobbering blowjobs she dishes out in this scene perfectly demonstrate why she deserved it.

Hot girls who swallow – what could be finer?

Home Made Couples 13

January 14, 2011

Homemade things are always a little bit more special.

Remember when you were younger and you would come in from the cold during winter’s shorter months and get a nose full of mom’s homemade fixins cooking on the stove? Boy, that was like heaven. Even today, the smell of macaroni, cardboard and a powdery orange cloud of what is supposed to be cheese takes me back. Oh sure, it said “E-Z Mac” on the box, but we knew better. All that stirring mom had done was out of love and purely from the heart.

Home Made Couples 13, and the entire series from Homemade Media for that matter, is much like those incredible homemade meals from way back when. The films give you a rare and candid glimpse into the sex lives of real couples just like you and me. The men and women you’ll find putting their talents on display are not actors and have not been corrupted by the soulless pornography machine. Instead, they are homegrown honeys, high school sweethearts and long-term companions handpicked to ensure a freshness that you simply won’t find from any of the big boys. Even the shoots are done with a single camera and the most rudimentary of lighting kits. The presence of natural light is a necessary addition to make a few of the scenes flow. At the same time, said sunlight creates moments of silhouette sex, but the overall result is no doubt gratifying.

Like almost all of the participants in this edition, Chloe Johnston and Tyson Miller are first-timers. They can barely answer the interviewer’s questions before the compulsion to suck face overwhelms them both. While the interview sessions are brief and very non-intrusive, it becomes very apparent that once these two engage in smooch-fu, there are to be no more questions. Chloe is beautiful. Her body is scrumptious, though you must be patient for her to molt out her denim mini-skirt and top. One peek at her smooth pussy and perfect tits will get you revved up for what it about to come. Though her hand appears to have a firm grip around Tyson’s shaft, her blowjob technique is very gentle and methodical. It’s only when she sits on his cock, however, that you get the first hint of an ecstasy-laced whimper. Up until then, she has been mostly silent. Her lovely curved hips glide in serpentine fashion while she rides his cock, and the shots of her ass from behind and tits from the side as she fucks are wonderfully captured. The scene doesn’t offer much in the way of close-ups, but when he cums all over her lovely tits you’re in the ballpark and it is well worth your time.

Kori Lynn and Matt have been together a year and they admit they’re just having fun. They sure don’t show it during the Q&A session and, in fact, don’t seem too into each other at all. It could be just a case of nerves, but those disappear fairly quickly once they start pawing at each other. Kori’s pussy is tiny and adorable and plainly in view thanks to some great depilatory work. The two don’t waste much time with foreplay, hitting the mish position before you can say “hideous chest tats.” They show off their stuff in doggie, RCG and then back to mish, and that is followed by a meager load into her open mouth.

Alexis and Tyler are from Texas and New York, respectively. The states are worlds apart in distance and in culture and it shows. This is probably the most mismatched couple in the whole film and that will be obvious from the get-go. It smacks of a rebellious Bible-thumper exacting revenge against her strict parents and rigidly dogmatic upbringing with the closest hipster flame-out she could find. While Tyler admits he’s done a solo video, she’s a first-timer. But, first time on film does not mean first time. She’s obviously been sneaking around the rectory giving a blowjob or two to parishioners as she is very deft with her hands and mouth, employing a two-handed technique. At this point, you’ll start asking yourself, “What’s with these amateurs and their lovely natural and very perky tits?” All the women thus far have had gorgeous racks and you’ll wonder if the trend will continue. Alexis certainly has a nice pair in addition to her tight ass, which gets plenty of…um…face time when she plunks down onto her boyfriend’s cock. And there are some close-ups, which helps to at least offset some of the backlighting issues that crop up at times. (Note to aspiring filmmakers: curtains and duvateen are your friends!) She returns to her knees to take a hefty load into her mouth and some stray streams into her left eye. What’s with these emo dudes? They weigh a buck thirty and all of it, apparently, is jizm weight.

Nikki and Chad have been in a five-year relationship and are currently engaged to be married. Isn’t that sweet? They may as well get the fucking on film now because in a year or two down the road they’ll need to watch it to remember what it was like. Nikki must know that deep down because she pulls out all the stops, sucking, stroking and nibbling his nutsack during her oral presentation. She even throws in some dirty talk like a pro. Once she slips out of her slinky garb you see –no surprise here- another amazing pair of tits. (Porn “stars” take note: these are what tits should look like.) Nikki has all the moves and knows the porn drill: suck, doggie, RCG, mish and take a cumshot up her torso and onto her sweet tits.

Last but not least, there is Kitty Duval and Caesar Augustus. Caesar Augustus? Really? Not the best name for a home grown sort of vibe, but it’ll have to do. The real Caesar ushered in Pax Romana or Roman Peace. It lasted two hundred years. This dude ushers in a piece of ass. He is done with it in roughly twenty minutes. Loose connection, we know. Kitty likes to suck balls as did Nikki and, again, check out the tits. They are natural wonders to be sure. Kitty’s pale skin and small, moist slit look scrumptious and apparently taste just as good too as Pompey the Elder goes at it from the front and from the flank in 69. It would be nice to see Kitty from the rear a bit longer, and in a bit more luminous setting, but at least the camera wanders to the back on several occasions to give you a glimpse of her pussy and ass as she gets eaten out from behind. Things become a bit more visible when she climbs on top to go for a spin in CG. In the concluding shot, she jacks Octavian the Careless in an overhanded fashion, but he fails to tell her he’s cumming, blasting a shot up her nose and onto her face. He blurts out “Sexy!” in his moment of release, but you tell us if her face says the same. Still, she seems pleased with her handiwork.

For those of you into natural tits, you will be in awe of the consistency you find from scene to scene. Each and every one of these girls has a postcard-worthy rack. The great thing about being a woman too is that, as a first-timer, the nervousness is never that apparent aside from some extended bouts of silence. It’s different for guys. The fleshy protuberance knows all and makes it clear when trepidation is present. A little extra fluffing, however, gets them where they need to be. They’re not professionals, so cut them some slack. It takes a pretty big pair (metaphorically) to fuck on film. Give credit where credit is due.

HMC 13 is a great addition to the series and a very welcome change of pace from the metrosexual nancy boys and the artificially in-fem-inated floosies that skulk around the typical porn sets.

Homemade things are always a little bit more special.

Stars: Chloe Johnston Alexis Nichole Tyler Menutt Tyson Miller Chad Diamond Nikki Daniels Kitty Duval Ceasar Agustus Kori Lynn Matt Lee

Categories: Amateur New Release Homemade Gonzo

Running Time: 90 minutes

Released: 09/2010

Studio Name: Homemade Media

Series: Home Made Couples

Ass Stretchers POV 2

January 7, 2011

Six dirty girls, each wanting to be stretched wide in the behind for your personal viewing pleasure, make “Ass Stretchers POV 2” a filthy good time. Jules Jordan directs and performs two scenes in what stands as a great new installment of this series. It’s been two years since #1. Let’s hope we don’t have to wait so long for #3.

German hottie Annette Schwarz teases Phil Yorgash with her Teutonic T&A. This tall drink of pilsner gives wet, sloppy head with zero gag reflex and bottomless saliva glands. They fuck, starting in her pussy. Annette tastes her juices off Phil’s cock and mounts him in reverse cowgirl. Soon, the urge for butt-sex is too great to resist. She lowers herself carefully at first, but soon she’s bouncing, taking it out to taste her ass on it, and hopping on for more. In the end, Annette gets a facial and uses his cock to scoop it into her mouth. She spits some out and snorts it up her nose nonchalantly. Cum snorting – that’s how to get nasty!

Taryn Thomas hisses as she inhales, a respiratory issue not uncommon to porn starlets. The cure is cock sucking. Taryn slaps Phil’s dick against her face to dislodge what’s causing the hissing. When her mouth is empty and she’s riding him she talks constantly, but it’s all dirty talk. At least the hissing stopped. Taryn ends up with a cream-filled, gaping hole.

Phenomenal Kristina Rose teases in black leggings that show off her great ass. She strips and torments Jules by rubbing her crack against his cock and licking his shaft before taking the plunge. She looks hot fucking him with swiveling hips in reverse cowgirl, but it’s not long before Kristina gives up her ass. She gets hornier by the second in doggy style and cowgirl. They finish with a footjob. Great scene!

Amy Ried, another German import, wants Phil to play with her titties. He also gives her some head, which gets her worked up to suck him off and give him a titty fuck before the main event. This scene is full of visuals that will get you rock-hard, like her waist-to-ass ratio when he enters her in doggy, her bouncing boobies, close-ups of his veiny dick sliding into her ass, and a big facial.

Hillary Scott plays up the P.O.V. aspect while fingering her pussy and asshole. She gives Phil a blowjob with lots of spitting and tongue before fucking him doggy style. When his cock goes up her ass, Hillary really comes alive and that’s how they spend most of their time. This could be one of Hillary’s last scenes, if the rumors of her retirement are true, so don’t miss it!

Super MILF Lisa Ann brings up the rear in more ways than one. She does a smoldering tease for Jules and crawls naked toward the camera as he pulls back, making her chase him a little – sexy! He makes her beg for his cock in her mouth, whereas if it were most other guys on Earth, he’d be the one begging. She enjoys having his dick inside her mouth, cleavage, and pussy. Anal gets Lisa Ann even more worked up, especially when she starts fingering her pussy at the same time. After more titty fucking and cock sucking, Jules unloads on Lisa Ann’s face.

If you like watching a thick one spreading a girl’s back door open, Jules Jordan is one of the best companies in that area. With girls this exciting, the result is as good as it can get.

Stars: Lisa Ann Amy Ried Kristina Rose Jules Jordan Hillary Scott Taryn Thomas Phil Yorgash Annette Schwarz

Categories: Anal New Release Big Dick Gonzo P.O.V.

Running Time: 211 minutes

Released: 11/2010

Studio Name: Jules Jordan Video

Series: Ass Stretchers POV

Director: Jules Jordan

She is Half My Age 15

December 31, 2010

Remember that scene in “Dazed and Confused” when the Wooderson character says: “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” The whole She’s Half My Age franchise is much like that. Every year Brandon Iron, producer and pretty much sole male talent, gets older and these girls stay the same age. However, if “she is half my age” that would make Brandon a perpetual 38-year-old, which is not the case, but you get the idea.

Brandon simply loves what he does and it shines through. In this volume, he racks up more notches in his belt while taking on some young hotties from the Czech Republic. Some can barely speak English and some can’t speak even one word of it, but that doesn’t factor in at all. Besides, it’s tough to be fluent in anything with a giant cock stuffed down your throat.

In the first scene, Monica Sweet talks to her boyfriend, but is being stalked by somebody hiding behind tree. No matter. The two steal away to an apartment where she sucks him off and takes a shot of cum to her mouth. The phone rings and someone is on his way up to the apartment, but we won’t know who the guy is until later as the scene is “to be continued…”

Elis Diamond is a brunette with small natural tits. She doesn’t speak a lick of English, but she understands the word “fuck”. She strips down to black panties and then slips out to reveal a completely shaven pussy. When the pillow drops to the floor, she drops to her knees and sucks off Brandon’s giant dick. She is delicate and gentle, not exactly what you’d expect from the Eastern Bloc. His western cock slips into her slit in a nice penetration shot. There is some mish, some side fucking, CG and doggie, plus a nice cumshot onto her ass in POV.

Lexxis Brown wears some skin-tight black leather hot pants and red top. Things get even hotter when she slides out of those pants to reveal some leopard print undies. There are also some small, perky tits on this one and, of course, minimal English. Once again the pillow hits the floor and you know what’s coming next. Over the course of the movie the act of the pillow on the hardwood becomes almost Pavlovian in nature, eliciting a conditioned response. The cock comes out as does a hearty “Wow” from Lexxis’ mouth. We’re pretty sure that means the same in Eurasia as it does here.

Rhiana Samuel is a scorchingly hot brunette. She’s a nude model, but apparently modeling isn’t the only thing she likes to do nude. With her totally shaved slit, she and the others are dispelling some of the notions about Eastern Bloc girls and their penchant for being hirsute horndogs. The fucking follows the same formula as previous scenes, though she swallows Brandon’s load here. Because she knows little English all she can do is take it and smile. If only more girls were like that!

Cameron Gold is a blonde waif who looks like a seasoned fuck pro, bending over and spreading out her pussy lips and ass the minute the little red light goes on. She attacks Brandon’s cock with gusto, stroking, sucking, and sampling his balls. Her fucking style resembles very much an American-made porn film, but as vigorous and thorough as she is, she’s probably watched hundreds of them. She even manages a foot job, trapping Brandon’s dick between her toe captains. She then takes an anal cream pie before cumfarting it back out. She may be half his age, but she has no doubt reached porn maturity.

Jessica Rox rocks. She has beautiful eyes, splendiferous ass and cute teen tits perfect for sucking. She also knows what to do with a cock, whether it’s with her mouth or sweet gash. But when you do something enough, her skills have more to do with muscle memory than anything else. Of course, when you get lifted off the ground, inverted and attempt to jack a cock, there might be some thinking involved, but she handles it beautifully, or maybe we should say footles it beautifully because of the footjob that commences shortly afterwards. A blast to the forehead completes the scene.

Sylvia Deluxe totally shoots down the shooting down of the previous theory about Eastern Bloc women and their hairiness. She has a full bush for all you fans of such things. Brandon even jokes about suturing some of her thicket to his skull to patch up some receding areas. That said, wait until you see her rack. They’re real and they’re spectacular! So too are her oral abilities and her riding abilities. You get a nice shot of her shrubbery as she bobs up and down on Brandon’s cock in RCG. As a bonus, you get an excellent shot of her ass when he bakes up a warm cream pie in her crotch oven.

Now, back to Monica. But we’ll just have to let you see how this one ends. As we’ve pointed out before, we don’t want to play spoiler, but there let’s just say there is a damn good reason she’s on the box cover!

SHMA 15 is over three hours of teenage mischief and one of the great teen series going. Despite the excellence, the transitions between scene can be quite bothersome, especially the one just before Sylvia’s scene. To that we say: Don’t adjust your picture. There is nothing wrong with your computer. A few of the scenes have some jump cuts that are akin to “yada yada yada-ing” over the action. You don’t actually miss any of the good stuff, but it definitely feels that way. Other than those small quibbles, Brandon is his usual bad, twisted self putting the lens into places they probably shouldn’t go. It makes for a very entertaining addition to this long-running series. We hope it doesn’t end any time soon.

Stars: Monica Sweet Cameron Angel Leony Dark Rhianna Samuel Lexxis Brown Silvie Deluxe Ellis Diamond Brandon Iron

Categories: New Release Small Tits Teen Gonzo P.O.V.

Running Time: 186 minutes

Released: 11/2010

Studio Name: Brandon Iron Productions

Series: She Is Half My Age

Director: Brandon Iron