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Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s Honeymoon Fuckfest

The one thing* we’ll never understand about celebrities is this: if you want to create a scandal, and you’ve got millions of dollars at your disposal, why are you putting out sex tapes? Can’t you put out some sex DVDs or Blu-Rays at this point? Seriously.

*It should be noted that there are a lot of things we’ll never understand about celebrities, but since this is a porn blog, we’ll try to focus on the porn part.

So, anyway, before leaking sex tapes became a career move, they were a security breach of the most lascivious kind. Trusted members of a celebrity couple’s inner circle sold their souls for a quick buck and an appearance on Hard Copy, a move that threatened to derail the gravy train in which they rode. Granted, a falling out of some kind was probably about to derail it anyway, prompting the release of the “cramming in”.

There was a time not so long ago when these tapes actually had shock value. The Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee tape was one such instance. The shock precipitated on several fronts: It was perhaps the first internet-driven sex video. Pamela was the “it” girl at the time. And Tommy Lee had a giant dick, which was amazing for a burned-out rocker, a guy who looked as if he had gone weeks between meals, but minutes between meth binges.

But, we all couldn’t get enough of this classic, a home video made on their honeymoon boating excursion on Lake Mead, which is just outside Las Vegas. That’s right…they were on a motherfucking boat! The two were wed having known each other a whopping four days. Hey, when it’s love, right? The film captured the fun and frolic shared by both parties and while it’s normal to want to preserve the memories for all eternity, it might be best to think twice when it’s all drinking, smoking and sex because you never know where it might end up.

Well, it ended up in our VOD. And it’s here in all it’s pussy-humping, blowjobbing, skinny-dipping, horn honking with Tommy’s dick, cum spilling, masturbatory glory. Take a look and watch what it was like when sex tapes actually meant something.

Stars:   Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee

Categories: Amateur Big Tits Big Dick Homemade Gonzo Celebrities 90’s

Running Time:   55 minutes

Studio Name:   NUKO Media LLC

Gazongas

Boobs, hooters, tits, fun bags, speed bumps, gazongas – whatever you call them it can only mean two things.

That’s the joke.

So, anyway, the French used to say that the perfect breast could fit into a champagne glass. Of course, the French used to surrender a lot, so it’s hard to put much stock into the conviction behind their belief system. Besides, have you ever actually looked at a champagne glass? If that shape doesn’t spell “get out the tire gauge and check those puppies for tread wear” nothing does. That said, who really knows what the perfect breast size is anyway? If beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder than surely bustage, being a subset of beauty, has its own special spot somewhere along the optic nerve.

If you like small tits, that’s great. If you like big tits, that’s great too. But, there’s one thing that megalo-melonical types can offer that no Braille bumped babes can and that’s a nice long fuck fissure straight along the longitudinal axis. Need proof? Then check out the film Gazongas by our pals over at Devil’s Film. They’re out to prove the theory that bigger is better when it comes to boobage. And if you mammage to get through the whole thing, we think you’ll see it their way.

The film stars Rebeca Linares. That’s really all you need to know, to be completely honest. Remember how a perfect breast goes into a champagne glass? Well, the perfect girl should go into a Rebeca Linares. We could listen to her speak in her sexy Spanish accent all day…and that’s before the fucking all night. Her body, face, tits and ass are so spectacular that gazing at them will make you slap yourself and call yourself Bruce. We don’t even know what that means.

So anyway, watch her and other hotties, Sienna West, Angela Aspen and blonde Haley Cummings guide stray cocks through their milk cannon slalom course and let them shed sticky white tears of joy all over the place when they cross the finish line. It’s so awesome, you might shed a few tears of your own!

Stars:   Rebeca Linares Sienna West Angela Aspen Haley Cummings

Categories: Big Tits New Release Latin Interracial All Sex

Running Time:   127 minutes

Released:   11/2010

Studio Name:   Devil’s Film Devils Film

Featured Star: Tory Lane

Tory LaneSex bomb Tory Lane is an ultimate porn star with few boundaries and a sheer joy of fucking. No matter if it’s anal, blowbangs, gangbangs, girls, interracial, or just about anything, you can count on Tory having a raging good time, which means you will too, just watching her.

Tory was born in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. A party city was a fitting place of origin for a girl with such a wild streak. She has physical grace from years of ballet training, which both contrasts and complements her inner nasty girl. Tory has a dancer’s body with hot, enhanced 34Ds. To go with that body, she has an aggressive way of pursuing sexual pleasure, whether she’s with a man or a woman, that makes her even sexier. You might say she was built for sex, in both body and mind.

Before she got into porn, Tory worked as a bartender, in an adult bookstore, and as a stripper in Florida. After signing with LA Direct, Tory shot her first adult scenes in 2004. Two of her first were a hot threeway in “Devil’s Playground” (when she was going by Tory Freeland) and a passionate oral and vaginal performance in “Tight Wet Panties.” The latter, being an Elegant Angel release, featured lots of stroke-worthy tease in the titular garments, enough that you’d have a hard time making it through the whole scene without exploding.

In over 600 movies, Tory’s wanton pursuit of pleasure has been her signature. “Clusterfuck 5” is a movie that you owe it to your dick to watch. As a betrayed wife who turns the tables on her cheating husband by making him watch her first gangbang with seven guys, Tory is a force of nature. In the last scene of “Oil Overload 3,” she gives one of her best performances – slutty even by her standards, slick with oil, with lots of titty fucking, anal, and DP. Her fucking in “Oil Overload 3” is so incredible that if you’re only going to watch one Tory scene, this should be it.

A few years ago, Tory briefly took up directing. She helmed seven movies for Mayhem XXX, six currently available in our VOD Theater. “Assploitations 7” was the first, released in December 2006. “Ass Traffic,” from April 2008, was the last. Tory performed in all of them and sometimes showed a softer side, which was a real change of pace. Given that she hasn’t directed since then, we think Tory likes to focus on fucking with abandon.

Even though some porn fans underrate the nastiness of feature sex, you could never accuse Tory of holding back her sexual ferocity in a glamour flick. Tory has been in the top AVN Award winners for two years running, both times in orgies. Last year she was in the sci-fi sex-fest “2040” and this year it was the biker movie “Speed,” both big-budget affairs from Wicked Pictures and director Brad Armstrong.

Of course, if you’re more of a gonzo and all-sex fan, there’s plenty of Tory to be had there. One of her newest releases, “Pretty Sloppy 3” shows how she loves wet, messy lesbian play. She’ll get just as deliciously dirty with big black cocks, as she proves in “What an Asshole,” in which she gets worked up on a pool table with a butt plug and a huge dildo in the ass even before Rico Strong shows up. One of the things her fans love the most is Tory’s dirty talk, and even when she’s doing a tease before a scene she gets you hard with her filthy mouth. In “Double Penetration Tryouts 11,” Tory is far from a newcomer to DP, but watch her try to impress with her skills – and see how she succeeds!

Although she is an underrated performer, Tory has two AVN trophies, last year for Best Group Sex Scene (for “2040”) and in 2009 for Best POV Sex Scene from “Double Vision 2.” We think Tory Lane gives her all with every scene, and if that’s not worthy of your load, we can’t imagine what is.

Titty Sweat Clusterfuck 5 Oil Overload 3 Psycho Love 2 Big Breast Nurses 4

On the Wet Spot with Gianna Michaels

Gianna Michaels and her passionate performances have been critically acclaimed and she has the award shelf to prove it. Due to her huge breasts and dark features, Gianna is often compared to radio personality and former porn star Christy Canyon. In 2006 Gianna’s ample bust earned her a FAME (Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment) nomination in the Favorite Breast Category. In 2008, Gianna received three AVN awards, most notably Unsung Starlet of the Year. She also received top honors for her starring role in G for Gianna.  She also won the Performer Of The Year for 2008 in the AEBN VOD Awards.

Gianna has worked with the top studios in the adult industry, but has still managed keep a down-to-earth attitude and a fabulous personality that only wins her more and more fans.  Gianna will also be signing at the AEBN booth at the 2011 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas in January.  We consider ourselves extremely lucky to snag some time with her on the Wet Spot!

You’re making dinner – what are we having?

Mmmm…. fuck dinner, let’s have dessert!!!!! *wink wink*

My favorite piece of lingerie is:

My leopard-print bra and garter set. Rrrrr………..

I think my best physical feature is:

Eyes! Eh, and boobs LOL….

My favorite physical feature on someone else is:

Definitely eyes!

Do you have any sports you follow?  Who are you rooting for?

COWBOYS!!!

The easiest thing you can do to make me happy is:

HUGS!!! (If I know you, of course! If not, that’s kinda weird, LOL….) [Editor’s note to self — Get to know Gianna for the, um…hugs]

My favorite place to vacation is:

To see family…

Last scene I shot was:

For my movie “Gianna Hot and Bothered”

You totally want me to do this to you in bed (because I’m really, really good at it!):

Wrap my mouth around your rock-hard cock! It’ll be fun! 😉

You really want to do this to me in bed (because it turns me on!):

Kiss my neck while you fuck me!

Check out more of Gianna Michaels in these movies!

Amateur Anal Attempts 19

Standards are an interesting thing. They are put into place to provide a demarcation line between what is acceptable and what is unacceptable behavior for whatever it is we happen to be talking about. In this case, we’re talking about porn. The thing is, standards are always changing. As soon as a standard is set, someone comes along and ups the ante, meaning that a new standard is put in place. So, what’s the point of having standards if they’re not going to stick around for very long?

For instance, years ago all you needed to break into porn was a pretty face and a willingness to fuck on film. Then, you had to have a pretty face, a willingness to fuck on film, plus big tits and the desire to swallow cum. Now, you have to have a pretty face, a willingness to fuck on film, highly specialized body parts, the desire to swallow cum and you have to want a cock up your ass. You see? The standards have shifted.

The girls in AAA 19 all think they possess the “it” factor to rocket them to porn super stardom.

Watch them in action and see what you think.

Stars:   Heather Rucca Page Kaylen Stacia Foxxx Kalyn Arianna

Categories: Amateur Fetish Anal Big Tits Hairy Gonzo Big Natural Breasts

Running Time:   105 minutes

Released:   06/2009

Studio Name:   Homegrown Video XPLOR Media Group

Series:   Amateur Anal Attempts

Lexington Steele's Heavy Metal 7

Lexington Steele's Heavy Metal 7

My buddy Lexington Steele is a busy guy, but in Heavy Metal 7 he finds time to do a sequel to an old series. He hadn’t done anything with it in five years. That is a lot in human years, but almost nothing in monster years.

There are lots of fine anal sluts in this one starting with Tory Lane. She is a total spazz, wiggling and bouncing all over Lex’s big ol chocolate dick. She talks so much dirty shit and stuff, you would think she hadn’t seen a cock in several human years. You know she probably fucked just before the shoot though.

What can you say about Flower Tucci? She is just nasty and is known for squirting mad boom boom juice all over. She likes Lex’s silo-sized dick in her ass and she nails the camera man with her rocket cum. Don’t worry, you can still see what’s going on enough to watch her face get jizzed on.

Clare Dames likes the fetish shit and leather stuff. She looks all tough, but she ain’t so bad ass when she can’t breathe because of all the nostril glue Lex puts into her. He should have fucked her nose first. It’s a hole, right? That would be some funny shit.

Then there is Anita Blue. She whines a lot about stuff, but Lex ignores her and fucks her ass good. He dumps his goo on her and then wails on her ass after he’s done just to get some anger out. He tears into that slut real hard.

Black dicks/white chicks interracial ass pounding. man, that’s some good stuff. Ain’t quite like a big yellow monster dick but Lex is one cool brotha with the women’s asses.