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It’s a Mommy Thing

When people think of a “classic”, it’s usually a euphemism for “old”. Classic cars, classic Coke, classic pickles are all examples. Wait…that’s Vlasic pickles.  Anywho, with all the talk of gherkins, it’s easy to forget that a classic can refer to a definitive work in a particular field. With that in mind, “It’s a Mommy Thing”, released by Elegant Angel, ranks as a classic MILF title by any measurement –except possibly hectares. (What the hell is a hectare, anyway?)

Directed by the sublime Patrick Collins, who has etched his name onto some of the more aesthetically pleasing Elegant Angel titles like All By Myself and Girl Play, the film is sexually charged assemblage of some of the most alluring MILF specimens to ever spread their thighs on a couch. But, the beauty of Collins’ work is that he thinks outside the Barcalounger, placating the masses with creative situational scenarios in any number of different settings. And, in what seems to be a growing trend for porn companies large and small, his devotion to chemical compatibility between performers and real female orgasms only solidifies his rising prominence as a director. Granted, the former generally helps ensure the latter, but the fact that conscious thought is put into such fundamentally critical aspects of adult filmmaking is certainly one of the things that sets him apart from the directorial pack and translates to the success of the It’s a Mommy Thing series. The fact that the MILF phenomenon is as popular and as vibrant as ever doesn’t hurt either.

Shows like Sex in the City, Desperate Housewives and others have raised awareness to the fact that early-to-middle-aged housewives still have basic needs and urges that have to be satisfied. And though the women on those shows live fraudulently complicated lives thanks to scriptwriters, the need for sex is a very real part of a real existence and the lack of it can make one do crazy things. So, in a way, one could make the argument that those shows may not be so unrealistic after all (even though they are).

Now, it’s not that younger men and society as a whole didn’t find moms to be attractive before the prevalence of this kind of programming; it’s just that television has a way of not only bringing attention to things, but creating a market for it. Monkey see, monkey do. We don’t want to get too far off topic here, but it’s hard to argue that the rising popularity of MILFs thanks to television, along with the return to a more organic kind of porn flick, hasn’t done wonders for this series as is evidenced by its current #3 all-time ranking in our VOD. But just because something is popular, doesn’t mean it’s good. So, is the lofty ranking justified? Read the following run-down of the action, watch it and decide for yourself.

Kristal Summers is supposed to drive James Deen to the game, but she drives him crazy instead. Though she attempts to act coy, she’s been preparing for them to be alone for some time. His fingers and mouth advance beyond her cloth barrier, frisking her wet twat and huge tits. He eats her out on the pool table and she drops to her knees to devour his thick cock. He bangs her in stand-up doggie, RCG, spoon and then holds his shaft steady while she one-hands the cum out of his sack. In the second scene, blonde MILF Nicole Moore’s son is away when his buddy comes calling, but she invites him inside anyway. She insists that he take off his shades, though that keeps him from staring at her tits without being noticed. After he helps do some chores around the house, she gets him to take off a few other items too. But it’s all just a tease. She leaves him to ponder what just happened while she goes back inside and pleasures herself with a vibrator. She knew he’d eventually come inside. After tonguing her gash, fucking her mish, doggie and RCG, and getting his own balls and dick sucked, he cums, but outside, on her big natural tits. Darryl Hanah and Renae Cruz have a strange mother-daughter relationship. Darryl loves it when Renae tells her stories about Johnny, Renae’s boyfriend. They get Darryl all wet and Renae takes full advantage, talking Darryl into opening her legs and letting her tongue slide in. She gets Darryl to admit she wants Johnny’s cock in her mouth and ass. He conveniently shows up right on cue as if the whole thing were planned. They rotate through many of the standard threeway positions, but one in particular takes the cake: Johnny eats Darryl’s wet pussy while Renae rubs her clit to near orgasm on Johnny’s bald head. It’s a scene you have GOT to see. Daryl also takes it in the ass in this one. C.J. comes home from college earlier than expected, but Nina Hartley is thrilled no less. During their discussion, C.J. reveals he has trouble getting close to college girls mostly on account of he has a thing for Nina. The iconic lovebird and instructional guru shows him exactly how it’s done, fondling his balls and stroking his cock, then riding him until the dismount and cumshot onto the lens of her glasses. Finally, Angelica Sin teaches her daughter, Alexis Love, some pointers on how to ensnare and keep a man happy. As is usual, some lessons are best learned in a hands-on environment. So, Alexis practices on her boyfriend. She delicately flutters her tongue all around his head and sucks the tip of his cock. When Angelica busts in on them, the boyfriend thinks he’s done for, but Angelica just wants to join in to make sure Alexis is doing it correctly. There is some breast play, masturbation and some awesome angles of Alexis’ scrumptious body, cute natural tits and shaved pussy as she gets fucked.

For those of you into MILF films, this is about as good as it gets. If, after watching this, the whole concept still doesn’t make sense, then you wouldn’t understand anyway. But that’s okay because it’s a mommy thing.

Categories: All Sex M.I.L.F.
Running Time:   159 minutes
Released:   06/2007
Director:   Patrick Collins

Sex with Sandra Shine

Here’s a riddle for you: What do Peaches, Jo, Eve Angel and Sophie Moon have in common? If you said two boobs, one pussy and a nice bum then you’re a major smart ass. If you said they’re women then, wow, are you ever an astute observer of detail. But, if you said that they are all part of Viv Thomas’ “Sex With…” line of films then you certainly know your porn. And being a know-it-all you probably also know that his team strives to create tasteful, sensual and high quality erotica in a positive, fun and original way.

Should you, however, happen to fall into the smart ass or “highly astute” categories mentioned above, you might be unfamiliar with his ridiculously hot body of work. To that we say: get acquainted immediately! That means starting with the newest addition to the “Sex With…” line called Sex with Sandra Shine. Like the other women in the series, Sandra is a natural beauty with perfect skin, shapely figure and adoration for other members of the fairer sex.

The best part about this series though is that you don’t have to go searching through tens or hundreds of volumes to find your favorite scenes. They’re all here, meticulously culled together by Viv himself – kind of like a greatest hits package of sorts. There is a sensual solo masturbation scene to start it all off, plus six different scenes with six different stunning babes, including the lovely Eve Angel from “All About Eve” and Sophie Moon from “Return of Sandy”.

Here you’ll get your fill of lapped lips, caressed clits, 69 action, anal fingering, toy play and even a rim job or two by some of the finest erotic female specimens from around Europe. With a variety of settings including the bedroom, doctor’s office, pool and more, layered on a backdrop of soft, ambient music, Sex With Sandra Shine is a trove of carnal pleasures that will appeal to everyone, especially couples looking for something less gratuitous and more sensual. Win!

Stars:   Sandra Shine Mya Diamond Laura Capri Sophie Moon Cameron Cruise Eve Angel Vera Versanyi

Categories: Lesbian New Release Euro International All Sex All Girl British

Running Time:   159 minutes

Released:   01/2011

Studio Name:   VivThomas.com

Series:   Sex With

Director:   Viv Thomas

Gazongas

Boobs, hooters, tits, fun bags, speed bumps, gazongas – whatever you call them it can only mean two things.

That’s the joke.

So, anyway, the French used to say that the perfect breast could fit into a champagne glass. Of course, the French used to surrender a lot, so it’s hard to put much stock into the conviction behind their belief system. Besides, have you ever actually looked at a champagne glass? If that shape doesn’t spell “get out the tire gauge and check those puppies for tread wear” nothing does. That said, who really knows what the perfect breast size is anyway? If beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder than surely bustage, being a subset of beauty, has its own special spot somewhere along the optic nerve.

If you like small tits, that’s great. If you like big tits, that’s great too. But, there’s one thing that megalo-melonical types can offer that no Braille bumped babes can and that’s a nice long fuck fissure straight along the longitudinal axis. Need proof? Then check out the film Gazongas by our pals over at Devil’s Film. They’re out to prove the theory that bigger is better when it comes to boobage. And if you mammage to get through the whole thing, we think you’ll see it their way.

The film stars Rebeca Linares. That’s really all you need to know, to be completely honest. Remember how a perfect breast goes into a champagne glass? Well, the perfect girl should go into a Rebeca Linares. We could listen to her speak in her sexy Spanish accent all day…and that’s before the fucking all night. Her body, face, tits and ass are so spectacular that gazing at them will make you slap yourself and call yourself Bruce. We don’t even know what that means.

So anyway, watch her and other hotties, Sienna West, Angela Aspen and blonde Haley Cummings guide stray cocks through their milk cannon slalom course and let them shed sticky white tears of joy all over the place when they cross the finish line. It’s so awesome, you might shed a few tears of your own!

Stars:   Rebeca Linares Sienna West Angela Aspen Haley Cummings

Categories: Big Tits New Release Latin Interracial All Sex

Running Time:   127 minutes

Released:   11/2010

Studio Name:   Devil’s Film Devils Film

Finger Lickin’ Girlfriends

Finger Lickin' Girlfriends“Finger Lickin’ Girlfriends” is the latest all-girl movie from the increasingly awesome Smash Pictures. With great results, Francesca Le brings a performer’s perspective to the director’s seat. Each scene has a hint of plot, enough to give context, and even the opening chit-chat is sexy.

Francesca Le is a hot cheerleading coach consoling her best cheerleader, Ella Milano, when she finds out Ella has been kissing the other girls and developing a bad reputation. As a good coach, Francesca offers an intriguing form of support. Francesca assures Ella that it’s normal to feel this way, but that some girls might not. Francesca offers to “let” Ella practice kissing with her. She’s careful not to specify that all kisses have to be on the lips, which is good because it’s hot watching Francesca and Ella take turns kissing each other’s nipples and tight bodies. Watching a sexy cheerleading coach and her cute head cheerleader eat out and finger-fuck each other is a fantasy come true.

Carolyn Reese is most beautifully playing with her pleasure zone in a bubble bath when Jessie Andrews barges in looking for some girl called Melissa, but Carolyn isn’t fazed. After calmly explaining that Melissa had to take care of some things, Carolyn says that she has taken care of something too, just now. Carolyn takes the opportunity to educate Jessie on “making yourself feel good” in the bath tub. Jessie is vocal in her appreciation of her older friend’s oral skills, and she’s great at returning the favor. If you like wet sex, don’t miss it.

Karlie Montana, looking like a lanky Katy Perry in pigtails, is having girl time with India Summer, who has set up a game of Twister. While they start the game, India grills Karlie on her sex life. The game is abandoned when India discovers that Karlie is getting no action from either sex. Their kissing is tender and sweet, with dancing tongues. The more experienced India takes the lead in playing with Karlie’s nipples and licking her clit, but Karlie gives back as good as she got. They stroke each other’s pussies side by side and finish up by tribbing atop the Twister board.

In her porn debut, Tiffany Thompson is a virgin with a cheating boyfriend. She visits Raylene, who sagely advises Tiffany to practice sexy moves on her. Never mind that Raylene doesn’t have the same parts as Tiffany’s two-timing dude, because Tiffany would be better off sticking with girls, judging by this. In almost no time, Raylene has Tiffany naked and is licking her pussy. Tiffany pants in pleasure, making her sexy, handful-sized, tan-lined tits rise and fall in a way that’ll make you tingle in your pants. When Tiffany eats out Raylene, there is a very nice P.O.V. shot from Raylene’s perspective, which means that we get this sexy newcomer gazing into the camera as she sucks her first clit. This is one of the more passionate scenes and it should make MILF and teen fans happy.

Poor little bitch girl Sabrina Maree has called Social Services on her parents because they wouldn’t buy her a pony. Sabrina is luckier than she deserves, because her social worker is Kylie Ireland, one of the most gorgeous mature redheads in porn. Kylie isn’t buying Sabrina’s “poor me” act, but since Sabrina likes playing games, Kylie has a fun one for her. It involves telling Kylie what she and her boyfriend do sexually and what she’s done with one of her girlfriends, while Kylie does some of those things to her. Sabrina has big, beautiful tits and a cute little pussy that are very responsive to Kylie’s touch. There’s another hot P.O.V. sequence when Sabrina licks Kylie’s pussy, and they end with some fingering and grinding. This is another great scene and an excellent way to close the movie.

If you’re the kind of porn fan who wants to see more breast play, then you’re in luck. Every scene has at least a little, some more than others, and all of it is stimulating. Even better, there are no toys, just sexy women making each other cum using their bodies. From a studio that is already one of the best, “Finger Lickin’ Girlfriends” raises their game and it would make a great series.

Stars:   Francesca Le Ella Milano Tiffany Thompson Kylie Ireland Raylene Karlie Montana India Summer Carolyn Reese Sabrina Maree Jessie Andrews
Categories: Lesbian Teen All Sex All Girl High Definition
Running Time: 137 minutes
Released:   02/2011
Studio Name:   Smash Pictures
Director:   Francesca Le’

Couples Bang the Babysitter 4

Just because you start a family doesn’t mean you have to stop having fun. It just means it will be a lot harder to find time to do it. But that’s why the world has babysitters. How and why anyone thinks that teenagers are responsible enough, however, to look after the smallest and most frail of our species is beyond cognition other than the fact that it’s cheap labor.

Having said that, it seems the adults in the Bang the Babysitter series are more in need of some remedial courses on responsibility and perhaps a couple more on morals and ethics. Just for good measure, they ought to study the legal statutes regarding corruption of minors because these dudes and damsels are perilously close to violating some if not all of them.

Kyleigh Ann is sitting for for Dylan Ryder and her husband Lee Stone. She gets the rundown of instructions and is told that both Dylan and her husband will be home after 6, though traffic snarls mean Lee will get home first. When he arrives, she is sleeping on the couch. Her skimpy pink tank and knee high socks and blanket are all that stands between Lee and some serious teen action. Gently moving aside part of the blanket, he follows his nose right towards her ass crack to take a whiff of her orange and lemon, but mostly cherry flavors. Pussy inhalants are known to be a gateway drug and soon he is on to more illicit behavior like whipping out his cock and feeling her up. She wakes and he is embarrassed, but she complements his cock and suddenly his advances continue. And why not? Her blonde pigtails, cute brace-faced smile and scrumptious body are like the siren’s call. When she sits on his lap and lays her naked body back onto his fully clothed one, exposing her smooth slit and natural tits while stroking his cock, you may go completely mad with delight. She plays innocent, but sucks cock like a pro. All good head jobs must come to an end, especially after getting busted by Dylan. Her rage surfaces, but she’s willing to make a compromise, stripping off her top to reveal a massive set of tits. Kyleigh looks so petite and lovely sandwiched between Lee’s huge body and thick cock, and Dylan’s chest berms. Kyleigh sits on Lee’s face while Dylan gets fucked in mish and then the two girls suck his cock in tandem. Kyleigh gets hoisted onto Lee’s dick and split in two in RCG. Her cries are muted with mouthfuls of Dylan’s tits and nipples. Kyleigh then gets her twat turned out in doggie and the two take full frontal cum assaults.

Betina Carter is a brunette Euro-trash chick who seems to think that money grows on trees in America. That’s because she racks up $300 worth of phone bills calling Hungary. Even more astounding is that, when confronted with the bill, the teeny Betina denies it. I suppose there are thousands upon thousands of people with relatives in the Eastern Bloc, right Betina? Uh, no. Devon Lee and her hubby play the “Should we call your parents?” card at which point Betina fesses up. She says she’ll work off the bill, but her current job is already in jeopardy and, if word gets leaked that she’s a long distance call hog, her babysitting career is over. I suppose this irresponsible idiot thinks jobs grow on trees along with money? Thankfully the skimpy halter top/no bra look and short pink shorts Betina is wearing give the couple an idea. Off comes Betina’s top to reveal cute natural tits. When the shorts come down, she’s left in a frilly, zebra-striped pair of panties. Off go the panties and apart come the legs. Devon rubs her hard little clit. Then Betina takes on the meaty cock from her knees and sucks his ball sack, Devon sharing in some of the glory. There is some good threeway action, pussy eating and a cumswap at the end which seals their arrangement that the debt is paid in full.

Lizz Tayler of the hot tits is best friends with Ashley Winters’ daughter and her hubby. She rents out a room at their place, but there are two rules: keep the noise down and no boys. In true teenager form, when you’re told you can’t have something, you want it even more. This leads to a massive attack of horniness. And now that the couple has left for the evening, she is free to touch herself all she wants. The car has barely left the driveway when she strips out of her cutoff jeans and top and whips out a vibrator. Pressing it onto her clit, her young pussy gets super wet, maybe moreso than her nipples which she licks with her own tongue. Did we say two rules? There were actually three. Don’t forget to lock the door was the third which Ashley’s beau remembers to tell her after she has begun her pleasure trip. The sight her frisking her naughty parts is a revelation to him and to Ashley, who just happen to be swingers. With the promise of more money as the impetus, the couple coerces Lizz to plays with herself in front of them. She obliges, showing off her great body and a stunning pair of tits, which the couple shares between them. The women suck his cock, ride him in CG, take it doggie and from the side, and then lap up his cum when he spills it into their mouths.

Last, Zoey Holloway and her beau are going to a party and they have a sitter in Kara Finley, but she’s not feeling too hot because her boyfriend cheated on her. Naturally, she doesn’t want to be alone in such a fragile state, yet Holloway offers nothing as consolation saying all guys cheat at some point. Zoey, however, has found the solution…well, two solutions to the cheating problem actually.

1. If he cheats, kick his ass.
2. Sleep with other people together (i.e. have a threesome).

Kara perks up. She finds the concept interesting, but first she needs to get away from the deplorable living situation with her idiot boyfriend. Holloway offers to let her stay at their place, but she’ll have to pull her weight doing chores as she doesn’t have any money. Older and wiser, Zoey knows there are other ways to pay. This is where the naked happens. The two adults suckle Kara’s adorable little tits, and then Holloway buries her face in Kara’s behind to lick her wet twat. All the while Kara works over a giant cock. Kara gets placed in the 69, left to feed on cock scraps as the husband licks her pussy. At the same time, Zoey tickles Kara’s asshole with her tongue in a smoking hot shot. They take a moment to work over his dick together and then take turns getting poked in mish and doggie. As Kara gets fucked spoon-style, she fondles his cock and Zoey fingers her clit. In the end, he paints their faces with cum.

These adults in Couples Bang the Babysitter 4 may be no more mature than the babysitters , but they’re resourceful, knocking out the fun problem and the babysitter problem all at once. This film will give you many opportunities to show off your multi-tasking skills too. Check it out.

Running Time:   146 minutes
Released:   01/2011
Studio Name:   Lethal Hardcore
Director:   Chucky Sleaze

The Honeymoon

For most women, wedding days are a culmination of all the hopes, dreams, expectations, societal norms, fairy tales and Lifetime original movies that have been carefully cultivated in the mind since childhood. So, when the place settings turn out wrong, or the minister doesn’t show up on time, or the best man confesses, during a drunken ramble, that he slept with the maid of honor, it can be disappointing. But when your hubby-to-be gets cold feet and jilts you just before the ceremony, the devastation is total. This is the situation in which Angela (Alektra Blue) finds herself in The Honeymoon.

So, when the wedding gets called off, is the groom’s family partly responsible for the wedding bills? Do the gifts have to be returned? Better yet, with whom does the former bride do the consummating? The answers are: I don’t know. I don’t know. Anyone she damn well pleases.

What a great friend Angela has in Kaylani Lei, who convinces her that she should go on her non-refundable vacation anyway. The one snag is that it’s a couples retreat, but when has that ever stopped anyone in a porn flick? (see Cheater’s Retreat by Sweet Sinner Media). From the over-sexed and anal loving Martins to the delusional horny rock star to the sultry lesbians, there are some truly unforgettable and oversexed vacationers in this one. One person in particular, a handsome staff member, snaps Angela out of her sadness. But, is he just a rebound or does he actually have a shot with her?

The Honeymoon was directed by Stormy Daniels, a porn veteran in her own right and star of such flicks as Operation: Desert Stormy and Forbidden. She brings her experience in front of the camera to her work behind the lens, ramping up the intensity even further. Of course, with hotties like Alektra, Zoe Britton, Monique Alexander, and Kaylani Lei taking center stage, ramps probably weren’t necessary.

Stars:   Alektra Blue Kaiya Lynn Anthony Rosano Zoe Britton Dane Cross Rocco Reed Aiden Ashley Carmen Valentina Brendon Miller Mr. Pete Monique Alexander Kaylani Lei

Categories: New Release Feature All Sex Glamour

Running Time:   111 minutes

Released:   11/2010

Studio Name:   Wicked Pictures

Director:   Stormy Daniels

Dear Fanny

Los Angeles, like many coastal cities, is a melting pot of people and cultures and the one thing that unites it all is sex. Every person in every profession craves sex, but when emotions and feelings get involved it can lead to problems. Often times the individuals with the problems are unable to solve them on their own. Therefore, they need someone to intervene to help generate solutions. That’s where Dear Fanny comes in.

Played by Janey Robbins, Dear Fanny is the wisest love guru of them all (even better than Michael Myers), dispensing the best advice on love, marriage, swinging and sex, and her newspaper column is read by more people than any other. This self-titled film offers a behind-the-scenes look at the life and exploits of The Queen of Confessions.

Flanked by two horny assistants, Rolf (Ron Jeremy) and Beth (Gina Carrera), Dear Fanny plunges into the heartfelt letters from advice-seekers as Rolf plunges his cock and tongue into Beth. It’s one of the many running gags throughout the film. But, as dysfunctional as the entire operation seems to be, it cannot match the warped and twisted problems of Dear Fanny’s letter-writing fans.

One woman (Rachel) loves morning sex, but thinks she’s strange for fantasizing about domination beforehand. Harry (Richard Bolla), whom you might remember as Mr. Greenfield the sporting goods store owner in Debbie Does Dallas, can’t get a hard-on unless his sex contains an element of danger.  A regular at a pastry shop (Jerry Davis) develops a crush on a rather large pastry shop employee (Severa Lee). A hospital patient (Erica Collins) gets taken advantage of every time she goes to the gynecologist (Nick Random). And another guy develops relationship problems when his wife (Mimi Danielle) after she goes to culinary school. It’s a storyline that hits a little too close to home for Rolf as you will see.

You’ll also bear witness to some good masturbation action poolside, femdom, pussy eating, doggie fucking, leather, collars, cumshots, maid fucking, voyeurism, forced orgasms, strawberries and eggs in twats, and whipped topping and sprinkles on cocks and pussies. There are threesomes, orgies, fucking in spaghetti, roller skates, tan bodies contrasting with bare white asses, and lots of cumshots onto all kinds of body parts. And as with most classic porn titles, there are TONS of bad one-liners and sight gags. If you’re not paying attention, you may miss them.

Dear Fanny is Ron Jeremy in his prime and a barely legal Amber Lynn (credited in the film as Amber Lin). It’s not just one of the best of its day, but a timeless film that all porn fans will love.

Stars:   Janey Robbins Pamela Jennings Severa Lee Tantala Ray Deidra Hopkins Mimi Danielle Jerry David Ron Jeremy Nikki Randall Amber Lynn Robert Bullock Billy Dee Dino Alexander Melanie Scott Gina Carrera Mindy Rae Nick Random Jay Serling Lois Ayres Richard Bolla Lei Pettite

Categories: Classic All Sex

Running Time:   76 minutes

Released:   01/1985

Studio Name:   Cal Vista Classic

Director:   Robert McCallum