Are you in the mood for a lighthearted, sexually explicit romantic comedy that mixes a fun plot with hot hardcore fucking? If so, then we point you to our featured movie of the week, “I Love You, You’re Fired.” Directed by legendary porn star/director Joanna Angel, nominated for XBIZ’s Feature Movie of the Year 2022, it’s the latest release from Lust Cinema, and you couldn’t ask for a more enjoyable XXX feature.
Gorgeous Vanna Bardot plays a socially awkward project manager named Danielle who takes her employees out to celebrate the end of a successful marketing campaign. She lets the team know they’re getting big bonuses and raises. Danielle gives them company iPads, prompting Shawn (Isiah Maxwell) to take a photo of her so he can “test the camera quality.”
Brunette beauty Brooklyn Gray (looking hot with a pixie cut) and blonde babe Charlotte Sins, who are having a secret office affair, make an excuse so they can head to the bathroom for a quickie.
Before Danielle goes home, Shawn gives her some CBD oil for her ailing cat. Flustered by the show of kindness, Danielle picks up Shawn’s iPad instead of hers, and it’s not until each of them is at home that they realize the mix-up, setting off a series of comedic errors.
That night, Brooklyn takes her and Charlotte’s minds off Charlotte’s slowly ending marriage. She worships all of Charlotte’s fine natural body, head to toes, and soon has her cumming multiple times from a good session of pussy eating and breast play. In turn, Charlotte proves that even this “straight” girl can eat and finger pussy and make her lesbian lover fall deeper in love. Brooklyn cums hard, her beautiful natural breasts shaking as her body quivers with orgasm. They trib with Charlotte on top, then Charlotte rides Brooklyn’s face while reaching back to rub Brooklyn’s clit. After ending their hot fuck with some sixty-nine, the women cuddle in the afterglow. This extremely natural scene deservedly got nominated for Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene at the AVN Awards 2022.
The next day, Quinton James (“Hot Crotch”) comes to the office and gives a surreal presentation for a ridiculous product for which the company is doing its new campaign. He manages to slip Danielle his number during the presentation. The next day, Shawn tries to sabotage the project and get fired so he can be free to profess his feelings to Danielle, but it backfires, and he can only look on in horror as Danielle accepts Hot Crotch’s invitation to dinner. Danielle goes to Hot Crotch’s place, where she listens to his stories and they end up fucking. It’s been a while since Danielle had sex, and she’s not going to wait for Shawn even though she likes him. Hot Crotch might be a himbo, but he eats pussy and has a big dick that he knows how to use.
Instead of being fired, Shawn is promoted and put in charge of a launch party that will be livestreamed. He tries even harder to screw things up, and this time it works—chaotically. The whole party is such a disaster that he leaves immediately to pack up his things, but Danielle catches him at the office for a last-minute happy ending. Finally, she says the magic words to him: “I love you… you’re fired.” There in Danielle’s office, she and Shawn embrace and kiss. The chemistry between Vanna Bardot and Isiah Maxwell is the strongest in the movie, and it’s easy to forget that you’re watching a porno, right up until the moment the clothes come off and he starts sucking her perky tits while she rocks back and forth in his lap. Vanna sits on her desk and moans as Shawn eats her pussy with gusto, and then hungrily sucks him off, getting him nice and spit-lubed so he can pick her up, wrap her legs around his waist, and bounce her on his dick. He gently lays her back on the desk to fuck her in missionary position. The lovers make a mess of Danielle’s office as they move through a series of increasingly hot positions, but they couldn’t care less, and it just makes this show-stopping scene that much more deserving of its Best Sex Scene—Feature Movie nomination at the 2022 XBIZ Awards. Now who’s got a hot crotch?
Isiah was a Best Supporting Actor nominee at the 2022 XBIZ Awards, and the rest of the cast also shows that they’re much more than pretty faces and sexy bodies with their comic timing. Tommy Pistol brings some absurdist comedy to the movie in a non-sex role as the office weirdo whose hobby is puppets.
Whether you’re with a partner or looking for a good solo viewing experience, “I Love You, You’re Fired” from Lust Cinema hits the spot with genuinely funny moments and great sex scenes.
