A better title for Naughy Newbies might have been “Sleepy Newbies” because, for many of these girls, their blisteringly early set times have caused their eyelids to go all droopy. Some are completely despondent during the interview sessions and one almost dozes off during her scene. Normally, this would be completely unprofessional behavior and unacceptable, but these are new kids on the block. They aren’t familiar with the “step-by-step” procedures of filming porn and they aren’t used to “hanging tough” in the face of adversity. (Sorry! Couldn’t help myself.) The good news is that, because of their ages, eyelids are about the only things in this film that droop.

Natalia James is a tall, well-proportioned model and dancer who trucked herself in from Peru. She damn near passes out during her question and answer session. Her interview edits are about as chopped up as her life seems to be. She is flighty and full of nervous energy and, as it happens, she picked her porn name based on a girl that hates her guts. As she changes into her set gear, you’ll get a primo view of why she’s in this film. Her body, especially her tits are amazing; her porn ability not so much. She can barely suppress laughter when Jordan Ash probes her tight pussy with his tongue as she is very ticklish. Her facial expressions range from “Dentists suck” to “Tell me when the scary part of this movie is over”.  She occasionally opens her eyes and looks for some sort of reassurances from the camera guy, but she finds none. She soldiers on, deep throating and double-fisting Jordan’s dick. Though her movements are sort of clunky and uncoordinated, she manages to do some RCG and CG, side fucking and doggie. Once she holds her own ass cheeks open, she almost starts to look like a pro, except when she admits she’s actually falling asleep while getting harpooned. She sucks a big wad of cum into her mouth, but ruins the fantasy a bit when she hacks up the pearly ball of spooge and spits it onto the floor like a wad of used up chaw. On the plus side, she does wipe up the floor. Still, it’s further proof she has a long way to go to reach stardom, but it’s only her second scene, so there is yet hope.

Next up is Kelly Surfer, a unique and very appropriate moniker for the bleach blonde Australian babe. She is appearing in her sixth or seventh scene, though only three of them have been in front of the camera…whatever that means. In her own words, she is a “walking blowjob” and she certainly puts her money where her mouth…um, yeah.  As great as she is at giving head, she admits during her scene she had never done a spoon-style fuck. Strange. She looks quite at home, though, in doggie, mish, CG and even in the 69 position. This honey from down under sucks the cum out of his cock and lets the bulk of it swirl down her throat (in a counter-clockwise direction, being in the Northern Hemisphere and all) though some of it dribbles onto her arm, leg and down her chin, past the tiny butterfly on her torso that she admits was a youthful mistake.

Zoe Voss is a super-skinny, petite, tiny-titted American girl from Minnesota. According to her spotty records, this constitutes her sixth, possibly seventh scene. She was recruited into porn by her good friend Andy San Dimas, who took Zoe’s pictures to her agent. The rest, as they say, is history. She reveals that her first ever scene was with Shorty Mac, meaning her pussy is already primed for more reasonably-sized dicks. When asked why she got into porn, she admits she likes doing what her parents said not to do. Evidently, they told her not to suck dicks or get finger fucked or hammered in mish, CG, and doggie on a stairwell, or take a load of cum onto her face as she does right here.

Milla Mason is in her inaugural scene. She is a long-haired brunette who has cherub-like facial features. She too has a friend who helped her get into the business. She makes no bones that she is doing it for the money as there is not much to be had working at the local Sav-Mor. Once she got this gig, she told her boss, “Fuck you I don’t want to do this job no more. I’m gonna be a porn star.”  Good thing, because this Mexican cutie won’t be winning no grammar rodeo no time soon. Like Natalia, Milla has a very amazing set of tits and a cute little pussy. She is extremely nervous, so much so that she goes right for Mr. Pete’s crotch bulge, eschewing the small talk for a large cock. It’s hard to say what goes on in the stock room at the Sav-Mor, but she sure learned a thing or two about dick. After her tiny pussy gets fingered, she rides RCG and CG, plunging her pussy onto his hard prick. There is also some doggie, spoon, and a great ending in which Milla’s chaperone and moral support violates her morals, joining in and jacking Pete’s cum all over Milla’s face.

Last, there is Asian cutie Rosemary Radeva in her very first scene. She looks innocent and sweet with her big, brace-faced grin, but she’s completely devilish and right at home when she almost gets split in half by Marco Banderas’ huge dick. In RCG, she grinds her ass on him like a seasoned veteran, then does some doggie and spoon fucking. Once she is hoisted off the ground, you get some great underneath shots of her smooth ass getting railed by dick. Her favorite new position, as it turns out, is lying flat on her belly and taking it from behind. Speaking of behinds, it’s exactly where Marco deposits his stream of gooey cum – and what a nice behind it is.

Naughty Newbies is a gonzo flick that is exactly as advertised. These girls are right off the street, the boat, the plane or whatever form of mass transportation they prefer and right into some stiff cocks. They are all cute specimens, and props to them for being brave enough to share their exploits on film. At three hours plus, the film is quite lengthy, but much of that is interview stuff and director Van Styles’ constant yammering. He’s only trying to calm the girls’ nerves, but his never-ending chatter may grate on yours after a while. Still, these cuties will keep you entertained, meaning there is no danger of you falling asleep during the scenes. Too bad we can’t say the same for them.

Stars:   Rosemary Radeva Natalia James Mr. Pete Marco Banderas Jordan Ash Darcy Tyler Kelly Surfer Zoe Voss Milla Mason