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Coming Soon! Secretary’s Day 5

Happy Administrative Professional’s Day, or as it used to be known…Secretary’s Day!  Over the years, this holiday has become one of the largest workplace observances. The event is celebrated worldwide through community events, social gatherings, and individual corporate activities recognizing support staff with gifts. In the United States, the day is often celebrated by giving one’s assistant gifts such as flowers, candy, trinkets, lunch at a restaurant, or time off.

So how are we celebrating?  By announcing that Smash Pictures has another installment of their highly successful series, Secretary’s Day, ready for launch on AEBN in only a few short months! Take a memo and meet the office staff:

Cytherea, who squirts while skyping with her fiancee overseas, while being spied on and joined by her co-workers Lylith and Billy.

Tiffany Brookes and April O’Neil, who enjoy using the copier for pussy portraits, then banging their boss when caught.

Nicole Aniston, who receives and demands spankings from her boss.

Chanel Preston, who more than assists the young executives she works with,

Office manager Yurizan Beltran, who fucks the deliveryman in the reception area.

Smash Pictures once again brings us sassy and sexy secretaries who want nothing more than to assist you with all of your office needs.  So take a moment to celebrate some of the previous movies in the series, and a sticky note on your monitor to remind yourself to…well, get sticky!…when Secretary’s Day 5 starts showing on your favorite AEBN theater.

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Malibu Massage Parlor

To succeed in business, it has been said, the three most important things are: location, location, location. How that applies to the internet is a mystery, but we’re going to focus on brick and mortar establishments for now. So, with location being the top consideration for opening a business, do you ever wonder why you see so many back-alley facades? If visibility is so crucial, why would an owner choose to set up shop so far away from prying eyes and much closer to the feral cats and rats that infest the nearby dumpster? Maybe it’s because they couldn’t afford a more expensive lease, but maybe it’s because they’re doing something a little bit shady like, say, running a “massage parlor”.

The term “massage parlor” here is in quotes to indicate that what is going on in these parlors is not really massage at all. Okay, there might be a little kneading of body parts, but it has less to do with shoulders and backs than tits and asses, which is why they don’t want to draw attention to themselves. There’s a reason the typical strip mall configuration goes like this: Anchor store, cell phone shop, local sandwich shop, discount clothier, nail salon, cleaners, grocery store, head shop, vitamin store, rug outlet, tanning salon, party supply company. It’s because one whiff of sex and scented body oil anywhere on the premises would jeopardize the family atmosphere and hurt the other reputable entrepreneurs.

Did you ever wonder what goes on at these back-alley booty bodegas?  The boys at Smash Pictures did too, so they took their cameras and captured it all on film. What exactly did they find? We won’t spoil too much of it here, but let’s just say it would be a shame if oil prices go up because there would be less of it to smear all over the naked bodies of these big butt hotties, which means the hand jobs, blowjobs, anal fingering and fucking wouldn’t be quite so slippery.

Kristina Rose responds to one of those flyers on her car for a free half-hour massage. Evan Stone gives her a total rub down , but concentrates on her problem area, which just so happens to be her kegel muscles. He works out all her kinks, exploring a few of his own in the process. His cock gets a mouth massage and a pussy massage, and then he blasts his man lotion into Kristina’s mouth creating a fusion of goo that is difficult to discern without a trained eye. Hope she doesn’t have to pay for the extra seventeen minutes!

Katie Summer trains and rides horses. When she Christopher Reeves herself, screwing up her back in the process, Ryan Driller comes to her rescue. His magic hands make her inhibitions disappear as he massages her pussy lips and rock hard clit. It’s not long before she is doing her own massage on Ryan’s stiffie and jacking the cum out onto her face.

Those are just the beginning. You’ll also see the iconic Nina Hartley work the tension out of Dane Cross’ muscles and their budding sexual relationship, Kelly Divine jack Jack Lawrence, and blonde Emma Mae slide, slide, slippety-slide on her fantastic voyage with Evan Stone’s up periscope.

Malibu Massage Parlor is sexy and hot as fuck. The TSA only wishes they could be this thorough with their pat downs.

Stars:   Nina Hartley Kristina Rose Kelly Divine Emma Mae Evan Stone Ryan Driller Katie Summers Dane Cross Jack Lawrence

Categories: Fetish New Release Wet / Messy All Sex Big Butt High Definition

Running Time:   166 minutes

Released:   12/2010

Studio Name:   Smash Pictures

Director:   Jim Powers

Registered Nurse 3

What health plans do these patients have? Seriously. We’ve all heard of Cadillac plans before, but these are more like Bentleys. Well, except for the “bent” part. It seems when you are placed into the care of one of these sexy medical practitioners, you are guaranteed to have your afflictions all straightened out. Okay, replace “afflictions” with the word “cock” and that’s more accurate.

It’s difficult to see how any of these women made it through nursing school and became registered health professionals. From what we’re able to gather, their knowledge of the body seems to stretch from just below the navel to right above the ischium. (That’s the hip bone in case you were wondering.) Sure, the penis is a great source of rejuvenative power for most guys, but unless you happen to be Marvin Gaye, sexual healing isn’t the only or necessarily the best method of rehabilitation.

Okay, it is. And it doesn’t matter how much schooling you’ve undertaken or how many sheepskins you have dangling from your wall, if you can get the job done and make the patient better that’s all that matters in the end.

Speaking of ends, Alexis Texas, one in a long line of Buttwomen, stars in this one. She’s more infatuated with the resident doctor, Evan Stone, than with her patients, but she certainly tries his patience with her cock infatuation. Watch her dirty talk her way to a good fuck.

The rest of the talent is what we often refer to in the business as “sluts”…oh, and “up and comers”. Jessie Andrews, Katie Jordan, and the wonderfully colorful human sketch pad Ryder Skye are all quite the sexpots. Highlights include Ryder double-fist jacking Ralph Long to orgasm, Jessie Andrews beautifully puffy pussy lips and Katie Jordan’s bout of rump shaking.

Keep your eye, however, on the unbelievable Lexi Bloom in this one. The way she sweet talks and fucks Marco Rivera and his extremities back to functionality after a recent bout of paralysis is exceptionally hot. She is pleasing on the eyes, the ears and she has a scintillatingly structured ass to boot.

Still, one question remains: what kind of health plan do these people have?

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Studio Review: Smash Pictures

Author: Tia Naye (via xPeeps.com)

Most gonzo porn is like tasty candy offering a quick hit of sugar, but Smash Pictures’ porn is just a little more delicious than the other sweets on the shelf. Founded in 2001, Smash Pictures quickly etched its name in the minds of porn fans everywhere by going a bit above and beyond gonzo. With the bare framework of a story not bogged down in too much plot, the studio’s movies offer a little more than wall-to-wall sex. Goldilocks would probably find the ratio of plot to sex just right.

Smash Pictures is also known for tossing in a little light kink for those who get off on fantasies of nurses and nannies. Many of its series show us sexed-up versions of everyday women taking liberties with the concept of acceptable workplace conduct, to say the least. A hot woman fucking on the job is a fantasy that gets a lot of guys off, and it’s proven to be a winning strategy for Smash Pictures. Oh yeah, and the girls in the movies are some of the sexiest in the business, which always helps!

The Secretary’s Day series is the perfect example of Smash Pictures’ playful sexiness on display. It’s one of their most popular lines and with good reason. In the latest installment, super hotties like Asian goddess Asa Akira and gorgeous Andy San Dimas make you wish they were your co-workers or employees. Previous volumes in the series have featured babes such as glamour girl Alektra Blue, the gorgeous Tori Black, and a lesbian pairing of Celeste Star and Georgia Jones. We would love to see these movies start a trend in which overworked administrative assistants declare Secretary’s Day to be a time for free sexual expression in the office, policies be damned. Just think how low everyone’s stress levels would be if they could get sucked and fucked by such sexy girls at the office!

Whether you’re conscious of it or not, one of the best things about porn is the way it lets us completely ignore taboos like fucking in the workplace, or, say, bending the babysitter over the couch and having your way with her. That’s a common theme in porn for a good reason, and Smash Pictures took their own interpretation of this fantasy to great new heights with the short lived but very hot Naughty Nanny series. If you had a babysitter like Jenna Haze, you would be tempted to risk your wife’s rage as long as you got to fuck her, right? You aren’t that lucky in real life, but in “Naughty Nanny 2” you can live the dream in a porno scene.

Another extremely popular forbidden fantasy is the married woman gone AWOL from her marriage bed. The Cheating Housewives series is another hit for Smash Pictures, winning critical acclaim and awards in addition to selling and renting very well. Volume 6 is one of the best of the bunch and it’s enjoyed added popularity thanks to a scene starring one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses, Holly Sampson. In volume 7, you get to witness the incredible spectacle of McKenzie Lee sharing a young cock with her friend Tanya Tate.

In early 2010, Smash brought in director Jim Powers as a special guest especially for “Friends and Family.” Though the movie is not his usual flavor of rough sex, Powers was an ideal choice because he brings a sense of dirty hardcore to every film and that was ideal for a flick that’s all about two neighboring families that like to fuck each other behind not-so-closed doors. Of course, the opening scene is a huge knockout that’s probably singlehandedly responsible for a lot of the movie’s popularity, featuring Evan Stone doing the neighbors’ daughter Mallory Rae, taking her onscreen virginity. After spying on his dad and Mallory, James Deen relieves some pent-up lust with his adopted sister, played by Miko Sinz, in another incredible scene. Next there’s mom Lisa Ann hooking up with her daughter’s best friend, Georgia Jones, in an incredibly creamy scene that involves lots of toy play. All in all, it’s a very hot movie that would make another fantastic series.

Powers’ work on “Friends and Family” worked out so well that Smash Pictures asked him back for several other releases, including the recent “Big Boob Car Wash.” There’s just no denying that the sight of a stunning girl washing an awesome car with her big tits popping out of her minimal clothing is a guaranteed stiffy-maker, and when you have girls like Shyla Stylez and Jayden James doing this, well, you’re going to need to steal their towels to clean up your mess. If your theme song is “(I Live For) Cars and Girls,” this is going to be your new favorite porno.

“Bus Stop Girls,” the latest release for the studio and a Jim Powers movie, looks to be another surefire winner. Hot private school girls are on their last bus ride together before summer starts and they’re determined to make it a trip to remember! A teacher, the school guidance counselor, and even the bus driver get in on the action, and considering that the girls in question include the likes of amazing redhead Faye Reagan, cute-as-hell Lexi Belle, and beautiful Amia Miley, who could blame the authority figures for finally taking the chance to do these girls who have been tormenting them with their nubile bodies all year?

Smash Pictures is far more than just your average gonzo studio. This is exactly the kind of action you definitely want to be in on, so be sure to check out their movies on our theater and visit their xPeeps profile.