If you happen to find yourself looking for a new administrative assistant every May, it doesn’t necessarily mean that, as a boss, you’re a controlling, manipulative asshole. On the contrary, you may be a very laid back alpha dog, but for the umpteenth year in a row, you let Secretary’s Day come and go with nary a card, flower or Office Max gift basket passed on to the one that keeps your office humming right along. Now, it’s somewhat understandable that you could let the Wednesday of the last full week in April pass by unnoticed because you’re booked up with meetings and power lunches and trash can basketball practice. I mean, there’s a reason why you needed an administrative aide in the first place.
Add to it the irony that the person you pay to remind you of important dates and things like that will not do so for the very one reserved for her simply because she doesn’t want to come across as self-absorbed and self-obsessed, and you can see why the whole occasion can be a bit dicey. It’s almost like you need a second assistant to remind you to treat the first assistant to something special one day out of the year. But that’s an extra expenditure that might push your overhead through the roof, causing massive layoffs at your company, including the secretary. Interestingly, that would save you the trouble of having to buy a gift, though the added burden of typing memos, answering the phone and getting your own coffee in the morning might crimp your golf game just enough to lose that important client and ultimately your company. So you see: it’s just better for everyone involved if you plug Secretary’s Day into your electronic organizer and follow through with some swag as the calendar dictates.
The secretaries in the fifth volume of Secretary’s Day, released by Smash Pictures, don’t seem to have the same reservations about work (except for Nicole Aniston, which we’ll get to shortly). They seem so comfortable in their skin that they have no problem multi-tasking sans garments as they try to get ahead in their careers. Um … perhaps that should be phrased “as they try to get some head in their careers.”
In the first scene, Seth Gamble just got dumped by his girlfriend because he doesn’t want to drink and party anymore. Imagine: getting cast aside by some beeyotch because you want to make something of yourself! You can almost hear that conversation now:
Seth’s former girlfriend’s friend: So, how’s it going between you and Seth?
Seth’s former girlfriend: Let me tell you something, girl. He’s loving. He’s responsible. He quit drinking and partying to become a better man. And he always puts my interests ahead of his own. God, I can’t stand that douchebag.
Her loss is Chanel Preston’s gain. She is Seth’s ridiculously sexy assistant who is as intuitive as she is hot. She senses something is wrong and, like any good assistant, she tries to solve the problem. The real problem is you can’t solve bitch, but she can definitely give him a pity blow as consolation. Soon, Seth finds himself face down in poon and rigged up behind her fucking her wet slit in doggie. After a bit of mish on the desk, she takes a hefty round of sperm bullets to the noggin.
While it’s a great beginning, the second scene is blisteringly sexy from start to finish. Nicole Aniston is new on the job, but her penchant for typos is not endearing her very well to her boss, Rocco Reed. He glossed over the errors early on because she hasn’t been at his law firm very long, but no more. He demands a retype of a client letter, then forces her to bend over his desk and re-read the letter aloud. As she does, she receives numerous well-placed spankings across her ass. At first, she is scared and confused by his maliciousness, unsure how to react. But, as she continues to read, the spanking becomes more frequent and more violent and Nicole begins to show signs of arousal. It’s a very powerful dom/sub dynamic between the two. As they reach the tipping point, he curbs his aggression and sends her away to type the letter yet again. Once more, she is confused, but also disappointed as she had nearly resigned herself to him. Slightly bruised and overwhelmingly humiliated, she slinks out of his office and rushes to the ladies room. Horny as hell, she cordons herself in a stall where she hoists up her skirt and fingers her lovely pussy to orgasm.
When she returns, Rocco has her bend over his desk again, only this time he commands her to pull down her skirt and take off her panties. Rocco pulls the cock from his trousers and rubs it against her amazing ass. A slow penetration shot follows from underneath and you can hear Nicole’s panting as Rocco’s cock slides slowly in and out of her pube-dusted pussy. They fuck on his desk and she rides him in CG on the floor where again you get to see some slow thrusts into her glistening crease. Soon, she begs for him to cum inside her, to which he obliges. After catching their collective breaths, they gather their clothes in complete silence, except for his sandwich request for lunch. Despite the obvious sexual release, nothing has changed. You can see the tension that still exists between them. Kudos to director Jim Powers for he absolutely nailed it with this scene!
In the following scene, Yurizan Beltran is about to leave for the weekend, but she is just waiting for a package. It finally shows up attached to the delivery guy. As usual, he tries some lame pick-up attempts, but she’s not amused. She’s horny, so she cuts to the chase and inquires why he doesn’t just fuck her. He’s floored, but eventually figures out she’s serious. She gets on all fours, nuzzling his balls and sucking his cock. She even allows him to slide it between her lusciously large and soft tits. They go at it doggie style, RCG, mish and then CG where she sinks deep down onto his shaft with slow purposeful movements. She doesn’t have to sign for this package; she just opens wide as he lobs cum bombs into her gaping maw.
April O’Neil and Tiffany Brookes must have lived with a couple of brothers while growing up because they do what most pre-pubescent boys when unoccupied office equipment is nearby: they photocopy their junk. Nothing like a pair of bum cakes and some roast beef rolling off the presses for the boss to find. Of course, he’s going to want a make-up threesome for putting his job in jeopardy and hopefully the copy machine lasers didn’t accidentally perform hymen replacement surgery on the girls while they horsed around. Fortunately, no such corrective measures occurred. The girls busy themselves with each other first, kissing and nibbling each other’s nipples. The boss then shows why he’s the boss, fucking both girls in mish and doggie, before getting his cock double-teamed by two pretty mouths. In a smoking hot shot, one girl bobs her head over the tip of his cock, while the other gently licks his shaft like it was a freshly unwrapped Sugar Daddy. In the end, they get their punishment (or should we say reward?): a massive glob of goo blanketing their faces.
And then there is Lylith LaVey. She is a bonafide office gossip who tells Bill Bailey the latest juicy tidbit: the boss’ secretary, Cytherea, likes to masturbate every afternoon while at work. Cytherea’s current boyfriend is in the military, so it’s a highly plausible scenario, but Bill wants to see for himself if he is to believe the rumors. Aside from the worst video conference ever between two distanced lovers, Cytherea, a notorious squirter, dirty talks and finger fucks her pussy to orgasm as streams of cum crash to the floor in her office. Bailey and Lylith just happen to be eavesdropping and the sound of her getting off has the two of them getting turned on. A bump at the door arouses the suspicions of Cytherea who busts the two snoopers. They are invited into her office where the girls get it on for Cytherea’s lover while Bill fluffs himself in the corner, unbeknownst to the boyfriend. The sight of Bailey’s cock urges Cytherea to schedule an impromptu meeting and the three commence with an uninterrupted threesome. Lylith eats Cytherea’s pussy from behind as the squirt queen hunches on all fours to suck Bailey’s cock. Bill then pokes Lylith in mish as Cytherea plants her pussy on Lylith’s face. Cytherea warns of the impending geyser, but Lylith doesn’t seem to care and takes a strafing of girl cum to her face. It’s not a direct hit, but still hot nonetheless. After Lylith cums , the two girls alternate mouthfuls of cock and balls, introducing their faces to Bill’s line shot of man spooge.
Secretary’s Day 5 is a terrific addition to the growing series and definitely worth your time. It’s also worth a little of your time to plan ahead for next year when the real Secretary’s Day rolls around once again. It might keep your ace-in-the-hole from jumping ship too soon. Of course, if you’ve been a conscientious boss and you’ve always remembered to splurge on a little something for your administrative guru, yet you still find yourself looking for a new hire come May, then maybe you really are a controlling, manipulative asshole.
Stars: Cytherea Tiffany Brookes Rocco Reed April O’Neil Yurizan Beltran Seth Gamble Bill Bailey Chanel Preston Lylith LaVey Nicole Aniston Xander Corvus Mark Ashley
Categories: Fetish New Release Pantyhose/Stockings All Sex High Definition
Running Time: 140 minutes
Released: 06/2011
Studio Name: Smash Pictures
Series: Secretary’s Day
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