April O’Neil

Secretary’s Day 5

June 24, 2011

If you happen to find yourself looking for a new administrative assistant every May, it doesn’t necessarily mean that, as a boss, you’re a controlling, manipulative asshole. On the contrary, you may be a very laid back alpha dog, but for the umpteenth year in a row, you let Secretary’s Day come and go with nary a card, flower or Office Max gift basket passed on to the one that keeps your office humming right along. Now, it’s somewhat understandable that you could let the Wednesday of the last full week in April pass by unnoticed because you’re booked up with meetings and power lunches and trash can basketball practice. I mean, there’s a reason why you needed an administrative aide in the first place.

Add to it the irony that the person you pay to remind you of important dates and things like that will not do so for the very one reserved for her simply because she doesn’t want to come across as self-absorbed and self-obsessed, and you can see why the whole occasion can be a bit dicey. It’s almost like you need a second assistant to remind you to treat the first assistant to something special one day out of the year. But that’s an extra expenditure that might push your overhead through the roof, causing massive layoffs at your company, including the secretary. Interestingly, that would save you the trouble of having to buy a gift, though the added burden of typing memos, answering the phone and getting your own coffee in the morning might crimp your golf game just enough to lose that important client and ultimately your company. So you see: it’s just better for everyone involved if you plug Secretary’s Day into your electronic organizer and follow through with some swag as the calendar dictates.

The secretaries in the fifth volume of Secretary’s Day, released by Smash Pictures, don’t seem to have the same reservations about work (except for Nicole Aniston, which we’ll get to shortly). They seem so comfortable in their skin that they have no problem multi-tasking sans garments as they try to get ahead in their careers. Um … perhaps that should be phrased “as they try to get some head in their careers.”

In the first scene, Seth Gamble just got dumped by his girlfriend because he doesn’t want to drink and party anymore. Imagine: getting cast aside by some beeyotch because you want to make something of yourself! You can almost hear that conversation now:

Seth’s former girlfriend’s friend: So, how’s it going between you and Seth?

Seth’s former girlfriend: Let me tell you something, girl. He’s loving. He’s responsible. He quit drinking and partying to become a better man. And he always puts my interests ahead of his own. God, I can’t stand that douchebag.

Her loss is Chanel Preston’s gain. She is Seth’s ridiculously sexy assistant who is as intuitive as she is hot. She senses something is wrong and, like any good assistant, she tries to solve the problem. The real problem is you can’t solve bitch, but she can definitely give him a pity blow as consolation. Soon, Seth finds himself face down in poon and rigged up behind her fucking her wet slit in doggie. After a bit of mish on the desk, she takes a hefty round of sperm bullets to the noggin.

While it’s a great beginning, the second scene is blisteringly sexy from start to finish. Nicole Aniston is new on the job, but her penchant for typos is not endearing her very well to her boss, Rocco Reed. He glossed over the errors early on because she hasn’t been at his law firm very long, but no more. He demands a retype of a client letter, then forces her to bend over his desk and re-read the letter aloud. As she does, she receives numerous well-placed spankings across her ass. At first, she is scared and confused by his maliciousness, unsure how to react. But, as she continues to read, the spanking becomes more frequent and more violent and Nicole begins to show signs of arousal. It’s a very powerful dom/sub dynamic between the two. As they reach the tipping point, he curbs his aggression and sends her away to type the letter yet again. Once more, she is confused, but also disappointed as she had nearly resigned herself to him. Slightly bruised and overwhelmingly humiliated, she slinks out of his office and rushes to the ladies room. Horny as hell, she cordons herself in a stall where she hoists up her skirt and fingers her lovely pussy to orgasm.

When she returns, Rocco has her bend over his desk again, only this time he commands her to pull down her skirt and take off her panties. Rocco pulls the cock from his trousers and rubs it against her amazing ass. A slow penetration shot follows from underneath and you can hear Nicole’s panting as Rocco’s cock slides slowly in and out of her pube-dusted pussy. They fuck on his desk and she rides him in CG on the floor where again you get to see some slow thrusts into her glistening crease. Soon, she begs for him to cum inside her, to which he obliges. After catching their collective breaths, they gather their clothes in complete silence, except for his sandwich request for lunch. Despite the obvious sexual release, nothing has changed. You can see the tension that still exists between them. Kudos to director Jim Powers for he absolutely nailed it with this scene!

In the following scene, Yurizan Beltran is about to leave for the weekend, but she is just waiting for a package. It finally shows up attached to the delivery guy. As usual, he tries some lame pick-up attempts, but she’s not amused. She’s horny, so she cuts to the chase and inquires why he doesn’t just fuck her. He’s floored, but eventually figures out she’s serious. She gets on all fours, nuzzling his balls and sucking his cock. She even allows him to slide it between her lusciously large and soft tits. They go at it doggie style, RCG, mish and then CG where she sinks deep down onto his shaft with slow purposeful movements. She doesn’t have to sign for this package; she just opens wide as he lobs cum bombs into her gaping maw.

April O’Neil and Tiffany Brookes must have lived with a couple of brothers while growing up because they do what most pre-pubescent boys when unoccupied office equipment is nearby: they photocopy their junk. Nothing like a pair of bum cakes and some roast beef rolling off the presses for the boss to find. Of course, he’s going to want a make-up threesome for putting his job in jeopardy and hopefully the copy machine lasers didn’t accidentally perform hymen replacement surgery on the girls while they horsed around. Fortunately, no such corrective measures occurred. The girls busy themselves with each other first, kissing and nibbling each other’s nipples. The boss then shows why he’s the boss, fucking both girls in mish and doggie, before getting his cock double-teamed by two pretty mouths. In a smoking hot shot, one girl bobs her head over the tip of his cock, while the other gently licks his shaft like it was a freshly unwrapped Sugar Daddy. In the end, they get their punishment (or should we say reward?): a massive glob of goo blanketing their faces.

And then there is Lylith LaVey. She is a bonafide office gossip who tells Bill Bailey the latest juicy tidbit: the boss’ secretary, Cytherea, likes to masturbate every afternoon while at work. Cytherea’s current boyfriend is in the military, so it’s a highly plausible scenario, but Bill wants to see for himself if he is to believe the rumors. Aside from the worst video conference ever between two distanced lovers, Cytherea, a notorious squirter, dirty talks and finger fucks her pussy to orgasm as streams of cum crash to the floor in her office. Bailey and Lylith just happen to be eavesdropping and the sound of her getting off has the two of them getting turned on. A bump at the door arouses the suspicions of Cytherea who busts the two snoopers. They are invited into her office where the girls get it on for Cytherea’s lover while Bill fluffs himself in the corner, unbeknownst to the boyfriend. The sight of Bailey’s cock urges Cytherea to schedule an impromptu meeting and the three commence with an uninterrupted threesome. Lylith eats Cytherea’s pussy from behind as the squirt queen hunches on all fours to suck Bailey’s cock. Bill then pokes Lylith in mish as Cytherea plants her pussy on Lylith’s face. Cytherea warns of the impending geyser, but Lylith doesn’t seem to care and takes a strafing of girl cum to her face. It’s not a direct hit, but still hot nonetheless. After Lylith cums , the two girls alternate mouthfuls of cock and balls, introducing their faces to Bill’s line shot of man spooge.

Secretary’s Day 5 is a terrific addition to the growing series and definitely worth your time. It’s also worth a little of your time to plan ahead for next year when the real Secretary’s Day rolls around once again. It might keep your ace-in-the-hole from jumping ship too soon. Of course, if you’ve been a conscientious boss and you’ve always remembered to splurge on a little something for your administrative guru, yet you still find yourself looking for a new hire come May, then maybe you really are a controlling, manipulative asshole.

Stars: Cytherea Tiffany Brookes Rocco Reed April O’Neil Yurizan Beltran Seth Gamble Bill Bailey Chanel Preston Lylith LaVey Nicole Aniston Xander Corvus Mark Ashley

Categories: Fetish New Release Pantyhose/Stockings All Sex High Definition

Running Time: 140 minutes

Released: 06/2011

Studio Name: Smash Pictures

Series: Secretary’s Day

The Connection

May 27, 2011

There are two kinds of movies: porn and non-porn. Of the movies that involve porn, there are also two kinds: those with plots and those without. Of those porn movies with plots, there are two kinds: well-developed and under-developed. Of those porn movies with underdeveloped plots, there are two kinds: those that make sense and those that don’t. Of those porn movies with under-developed plots that don’t make sense there are two kinds: those you still want to watch for various reasons and those that you don’t. Released by Zero Tolerance, The Connection falls into the porn-movies-with-underdeveloped-plots-that-don’t-make-sense-that-you-still-want-to-watch-for-various-reasons category. Those reasons would be (in no particular order): Aletta Ocean, April O’Neil, Lily Labeau, Cathy Heaven and Cindy Hope.

The movie starts off intriguingly enough. Mick Blue is back in town and he’s with his buddy David Perry, who is very happy to see him. But Mick is eager to find his old pal Ian, so much so that he barely notices a very hot-looking Lily Labeau. Her eyes nearly pop out of her head, much like her tits popping out of their bikini top, when she sees him. She apparently thought he was dead. Off goes Mick and David is left to help Lily “forget”. We’re guessing that Lily and Mick were once an item and that she got together with David when she figured she would never see him again. It’s not entirely clear. David certainly helps her forget whatever it is when he whips out his giant cock. And thankfully, just like riding a bicycle, Lily’s body remembers what to do with it. She sucks him off, then lowers her sweet bush onto his prick and rides him to orgasm, taking his load into her mouth.

The second scene, though, offers nothing in the way of plot development. All we learn is that Oletta Ocean is a hot, blue-eyed piece of big-titted, Eastern Bloc pussy, but really we don’t even learn that because we already knew it! Still, you get another fine look at her full lips, gorgeous ass and mountainous milk mounds courtesy of a nice masturbation session. Nick Lang takes over from there. Among the near digestion of his cock, throat fucking and ball sucking, we have the pleasure of watching this hottie take his cock into her ass in doggie. Dogs usually foam at the mouth, but the build-up of lube and spit around her bum tunnel create a briny film that eases entry for some hard driving ass poking. But that’s nothing compared to the creamy nut ooze that coats Aletta’s mouth at the end of the scene.

In scene three, David is chatting it up with Ian on the pier. Ian is bored and wants to get out of “there”. David understands and says he needs to get rid of “him” and that in the meantime he has a present for Ian. We don’t know where “there” is and we can’t surmise who “him” refers to, though it would seem they are talking about Mick. What we do know is that Cathy Heaven turns out to be the gift. She is a finely manicured brunette with long, straight hair and a disproportionate appetite for cock. It’s a good thing because Ian’s junk comes super-sized in both length and girth. Cathy takes it all the way down to the base of his balls without even making any gacking noises. Those are some pretty impressive Hoover-esque maneuvers if we do say so. She doesn’t even flinch when he humps her saucy little mouth at top speed. CG, RCG and doggie-style fucking follow, plus a bit of rimming, which is just lubing her ass up for his petrified love stump. He cums onto her face, which should help alleviate the boredom at least for awhile.

The following scene again offers nothing to move the story along, though there appears to be a developing one. That’s because David is now fucking around with the tan and suddenly C-cup Cindy Heaven. What about Lily? Who knows and who cares!? That’s so scene 1. This is scene four and all that matters is that you get a good look at the raw power of this cock devouring enchantress … which you do.

The last scene with smoldering April O’Neil gives us our last chance to get some resolution on the story. Mick is seen creeping into a quiet building in some factory district. After checking around for onlookers, he walks into an apartment where April is sleeping face down on a couch. Mick buries his face into her rear, nuzzling her ass through the fabric of her tiny shorts, which causes her to awake. She turns to him and says, “Did you find what you were looking for?” To which he replies, “It was here all along.” So, is April “The Connection”? Is she someone else? Is her ass named Ian? There are so many questions and, sadly, none of the answers come. Thankfully, April is not an answer. She does cum, but only after two-fisting his cock, and spreading her legs to take his enormous dick in mish, CG, and spoon-style positions. Mick himself sends a prodigious load of cum into her open mouth to conclude the scene.

What have we learned here? Well, if you’re a porn director and you want to include a story, then do so. If you don’t want to or you’re unsure, then it’s probably best just to skip it altogether. That said, The Connection is packed with smoking hot ladies and a nice variety of sexual positions and locales throughout. There are also tease elements to lead off each scene with mood music that might remind you of something straight out of a Viv Thomas catalog. It all makes for a solid porn film courtesy of the boys at Zero Tolerance. Would we say it’s the best porn-movie-with-underdeveloped-plot-that-doesn’t-make-sense-that-you’d-still-want-to-watch-for-various-reasons film of the year so far? We very well might. But, as always, we think you should watch it and judge for yourself.

Stars: Aletta Ocean April O’Neil Lily Labeau Cathy Heaven Nick Lang Ian Scott David Perry Mick Blue Cindy Hope

Categories: All Sex

Running Time: 177 minutes

Released: 11/2010

Studio Name: Zero Tolerance

Director: Nate Liquor

Coming Soon! Secretary’s Day 5

April 27, 2011

Happy Administrative Professional’s Day, or as it used to be known…Secretary’s Day! Over the years, this holiday has become one of the largest workplace observances. The event is celebrated worldwide through community events, social gatherings, and individual corporate activities recognizing support staff with gifts. In the United States, the day is often celebrated by giving one’s assistant gifts such as flowers, candy, trinkets, lunch at a restaurant, or time off.

So how are we celebrating? By announcing that Smash Pictures has another installment of their highly successful series, Secretary’s Day, ready for launch on AEBN in only a few short months! Take a memo and meet the office staff:

Cytherea, who squirts while skyping with her fiancee overseas, while being spied on and joined by her co-workers Lylith and Billy.

Tiffany Brookes and April O’Neil, who enjoy using the copier for pussy portraits, then banging their boss when caught.

Nicole Aniston, who receives and demands spankings from her boss.

Chanel Preston, who more than assists the young executives she works with,

Office manager Yurizan Beltran, who fucks the deliveryman in the reception area.

Smash Pictures once again brings us sassy and sexy secretaries who want nothing more than to assist you with all of your office needs. So take a moment to celebrate some of the previous movies in the series, and a sticky note on your monitor to remind yourself to…well, get sticky!…when Secretary’s Day 5 starts showing on your favorite AEBN theater.

Watch the full series!