Movie Review: My Wife, the Nanny and Me

Author: Digger B. Hynde (via xPeeps.com)

Blame it on the current television culture, but whenever the word “nanny” appears in print, it’s nearly impossible to think of anything other than the enchantingly annoying nasal stylings of Fran Drescher. Thankfully, in “My Wife, the Nanny and Me,” deviation is not limited to the septum. The massive cocks in this film stray from their cozy, sub-pantaloonian trenches and run roughshod through mouths, pussies and asses like escaped convicts through a firearms dealership.

Paris and Lisa Marie start everything off. The thing that is interesting here is that there is no set up, so one doesn’t know exactly which girl is the wife and which one is the nanny. While it doesn’t at all detract from the threesome that is to come, it is worth noting. This particular scene actually begins as a twosome, Paris busily eating out Lisa Marie’s twat. In comes the cock and the dynamic suddenly changes as does the focus. Paris sucks the giant dick as Lisa works over his balls. The scene then shifts as Lisa sits on Paris’ face, providing a great view of Lisa’s ass while Lisa Marie tongues her pussy. Lisa gallops in a stationary position in RCG giving you awesome images of her nice tits, as Paris’s tongue swirls around her nipples. Paris gets fucked in doggie from behind and she hovers over Lisa’s pussy, which is planted directly under her nose. Lisa then rides in CG with tight shots of her pussy and asshole. After flipping onto her back, Paris spreads apart her ass cheeks and lets Lisa’s pussy get decimated by dick. The same fate awaits Paris. They finish in side-saddle and mish followed by cumshots to the face.

Lara Stevens and Mercedes Dragon grace the screen in the second effort. Again there is no set up, giving you the impression that the scenes in this film were cherry-picked from various shoots and strung together without much forethought. Like the previous scene, though, it doesn’t affect the action, only the fantasy. Lara and Mercedes are great together, having worked side-by-side in films like “Luxurious.” In this one, Mercedes is wearing a full-on body stocking and Lara a fishnet top, while Zenza Raggi does the cock-rocking honors. In the most interesting shot, he worms his large prick through one hole in Mercedes’ stockings and out another where Lara sucks on it. After that, he bangs Mercedes from behind. In 69, Mercedes is underneath Lara licking her clit as Zenza fucks her pussy from behind. Then, he goes anal as Mercedes tickles Lara’s flaps with her studded tongue. One-upping herself, she ATMs her own ass juice from his dick. The scene concludes with Mercedes going RCG and Lara pulling him out and jacking his cock to orgasm.

Lending some credence to the theory that the scenes in this movie were cobbled together, Aria and Haley Paige take turns on a giant cock in scene three. In case you didn’t know, Haley died back in 2007 amid suspicions of drug use and physical abuse on the part of her then boyfriend, porn director Chico Wang. Her death left many questions unanswered, but there is no question about her presence on screen while she was alive. Here, you get another look at the gorgeous Haley. You also get some set up as Aria describes in a voice-over the fantasy she has longed for. It involves watching her husband ass-fuck a young hottie while she watches. Haley takes the lead early on, eating Aria’s ass as she hunkers down on all fours. They share time on the head of Aria’s husband’s dick before Haley straddles his face and gets her pussy licked clean. Haley rides CG and gets fucked in mid-air as Aria thumbs her ass and then tastes her juices. Aria takes a turn as Haley looks on, gouging her own asshole with a dildo. In the moment of truth, Aria holds open Haley’s ass cheeks while a cock slides slowly into it during a good penetration shot. Aria thumbs Hailey’s clit while she takes a cock balls deep into her ass. Aria submits to an ATM, jerking and squeezing his cum onto her mouth and face just before she puts her cum-stained lips all over Haley’s. RIP, Haley Paige.

As flight attendants, Georgia South and Kelly Wells tackle the warped desires of Brandon Iron. Known for his Slap Happy and A Good Source of Iron series among others, Iron is back doing what he does best: sexual depravity on a grand scale. Right off the bat in a highly phallic moment, Kelly is forced to swallow the butt end of a flathead screwdriver. Georgia spits into her asshole, giving Brandon enough traction to jam a finger into her ass, then two fingers. Next, he takes off his belt and wraps her head with it, mashing her face into his denim crotch to smell his grease-monkey cock. After spanking both their asses, Georgia gorges on his dick as Kelly sinks her face into Brandon’s ass. There is some ass fucking, gaping, RCG and an ATM in this one as well, plus some cumswapping between the girls as a finale.

In the last scene, blonde cutie Jessie J is caught asleep with her hand still in her own nookie jar, when she is supposed to be looking after the household. Co-star Emerald and her husband, because of their contrasting statures, play up the old stereotype of the larger, overbearing wife and the balding, short and meek husband. Getting busted in the couple’s bed, Jessie J is forced to suck her employer’s husband’s cock. Then she gets fucked by a strap-on, both in her pussy and in her ass. The husband gets a turn on her ass and even takes a DP from the real cock and the strap-on simultaneously. Despite her slacker status, would you believe the couple wants her back next week? Yeah, us too.

MWTNAM has a lot going for it in the fucking department, which is why you should watch. The scenes are all very different and not at all formulaic. The women are attractive and you get to see Haley Paige again after many years, which is a treat, but also somewhat eerie when you think about how her young life was taken away much too soon. All in all it’s a nice effort by the good folks at Mile High Media and Hardcore NextDoor.

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