Bluebird Films Signs Dylan Ryder to Exclusive Contract

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VENICE, Calif. — Bluebird Films announced today that it has signed adult star Dylan Ryder to an exclusive contract.

The company said the busty performer is a perfect addition to its stable of talent having impressed the studio with consistently powerful performances in “Batfxxx,” “Bonny & Clide,” “Inside Story” and “Cranked.”

“Dylan is one of the hardest working girls in this industry,” said Paul Chaplin, Bluebird owner/director/performer.

He added, “She’s a stunning beauty and has proven to be an invaluable asset on every production, both erotically and with a playful and positive attitude that makes her a pleasure to work with.”

Ryder said she is thrilled with the agreement and the projects that the company has planned for her, particularly the chance to star as Bluebird’s Katwoman this year.

“I’m really happy to officially join the Bluebird family. I love working for this company with all their hot talent and am very proud to represent them. I’m super excited to be the new Katwoman and look forward to the challenges and opportunities … and especially the sex,” Ryder said.

Bluebird noted that Ryder often appears ringside at MMA events where her twin sisters Jill and Jocelyn Lybarger compete. She has also co-authored chapter one of the book “Porn — Philosophy for Everyone: How to Think With Kink.”

In addition, Ryder is designing athletic lifestyle apparel for women.

See more of Dylan Ryder now!

The Babysitter 3

It’s the thing that all parents dread: that moment when they leave the homestead and entrust their little one to a babysitter for the first time. While at first glance it’s counterintuitive that an individual, who is supposed to make one’s life easier, actually creates more consternation, such is the case for many new parents. Zoe Voss and Manuel Ferrara are no different in that regard.

In fact, it probably goes double, triple or five hundred and twenty-two-ple for them because they are parents in a porn flick. That means you know some pretty skanky shenanigans are about to rear their ugly head – emphasis on the word “rear”…and maybe “head” too. Forget “ugly”, though. You don’t see too much of that in porn, well, except for the “Man are These Fuckers Ever Ugly” series. Or was that a dream?

Anyway, Zoe has gone and hired a sitter unbeknownst to Manuel. She intended it as a surprise, but her decision is met with some push back. The girl Zoe hired has some issues working against her, according to Manuel. First, she’s young.

Okay, I guess there was only one issue. Manuel, Manuel, Manuel…what are we ever going to do with you? Young is good. Don’t deny it. Seems like you would have more of an issue with the fact her name is Chastity – especially if the namesake fits. But, with that beefy cock and European charm of yours I’m sure you’ll be able to conquer that mountain and her sweet little mole hills too. First, he climbs Mt. Zoe while their tiny tyke is asleep.

Zoe is a brunette hottie with cropped hair and natural tits, and her pert little body is on full display in the first scene. Her breath is not, as Manuel’s tongue tricks leave her pussy tingling with excitement, but Zoe gasping for air. He glides his tongue across her slit and her asshole before penetrating her cute little pussy from behind. He makes her cum any number of times. Let’s say five for the sake of argument, though her wall of shrieks and cries is quite difficult to put a numerical value on. They fuck in mish with a little toe sucking and then Zoe seals the head of his cock with her mouth. How she fits it in that cute little face of hers is a mystery, but she manages. After that you get a wonderful shot of Zoe’s beautiful behind sliding down onto Manuel’s hammerhead in CG. For a moment, Manuel has Rocco Siffredi flashbacks, but then proceeds in a more gentle fashion, which is really quite hot. Of course, he has some relapses along the way, but Zoe doesn’t seem to mind. In fact, she holds his cock inside her while he fucks her until his moment of release. And what a release! He spurts long streams of cum up her torso in a fine finale to the scene.

In the following scene, Chastity has arrived and is hobnobbing with Zoe to cover all the final bases. As Manuel enters the kitchen where the two hotties reside, his face lights up with apparent joy because, speaking of bases, he knows he’ll be rounding home with the spritely little child care specialist in due time. He doesn’t say so, but it’s all but written in the cards and on his face. Suddenly, the age thing is no longer a major concern, which should be a giant red flag of concern for Zoe. But, she’s blinded by trust, the stupid girl, and senses not Manuel’s lust for Chastity – at least not until they share a long, lingering glance.

Manuel is off to work and Zoe to the gym. Chastity, meanwhile, is diligent in her tot-watching duties. She emerges from the baby’s room with bottle in hand and diaper bag over the shoulder. But, you gotta give credit to director Nica Noelle for her diligence and attention to detail here, even dubbing in baby noises as Chastity shuts the bedroom door. Though Chastity is keen on work, this sitter seems even keener to daydream about Manuel. She barrels into the couple’s room to sniff the lingering scent of cologne on his dress shirt. As is standard conflict creation procedure, Zoe arrives home and catches her in their bedroom. Though it appears to be aggravating circumstances, the two of them brush it off as a misunderstanding and Chastity is off to sit for her other family.

At this point we see just what kind of rubbish the cat, or in this case Zoe, has inadvertently dragged in. Chastity isn’t there at Mark Wood’s place to sit at all, unless you count “on his cock”. The baby is already asleep and the wife is “working late”, so the little harlot takes advantage of the situation and of Mark’s erect member. First, he strips off her duds, revealing a lovely pair of naturally small tits and smooth pussy, into which he buries his face like it was a trough full of water and apples. She works over his cock with oral aplomb, jacking and nibbling his nards as she goes. They engage in some CG, mish and doggie, after which Mark shoots his load onto Chastity’s ass before they collapse from exhaustion.

Chastity executes the initial phase of her plan to perfection in the third scene. With all her work done and Zoe at a book club meeting, she slinks into the shower room to bring Manuel a towel. He pretends to be aloof, but as the water drips from his naked body he knows the game is on. Zoe spoils the moment, but the seeds of lust have been sown in the mind of Manuel and the seeds of paranoia in that of Zoe. To calm her nerves, Zoe calls her friend, played by Samantha Ryan (a dark haired Samantha Ryan at that!) She and hubby Rocco Reed get it on immediately afterwards as a bit of visual and sexual relief from the main story arc. They are gentle and slow with each other, cutting swath of passion through the fields of oral pleasure, handjobs, ball sucking and masturbation, followed by a creamy shot of cum onto Samantha’s well-manicured pubes.

In the last scene, Chastity puts the final phase of her master plan into action. She intentionally puts herself into a precarious position with Manuel a second time. She knows his will power is non-existent and makes a point of creeping into his personal space to see if there is anything she can do for him. The answer is “no”, Manuel. Say it! Say it! Instead, he blurts out “Like what?” which is all the time Chastity needs to suicide bomb a butterfly kiss onto his waiting lips. They fall onto the bed where Manuel buries his tongue so far into Chastity’s pussy he should be able to taste Mark Wood. He fails to recognize the scent of betrayal and proceeds to fuck the fawn-haired harpy in mish, CG and doggie. There is some gratuitous ball sucking and anal fingering thrown in for good (or really bad) measure depending on how you look at it, and a rocket shot of creamy cum up Chastity’s chest and tits.

So, what about Zoe? In grand Nica Noelle style, she leaves us all in the lurch just a bit. And while it’s always a bit disappointing to be hung out to dry with no foreseeable plot resolution, the beauty is that, in doing so, she has almost certainly laid the foundation for another volume to this extraordinarily spicy series. So you’ve got that to look forward to.

Nica’s films are always done with style and with class and they are great for any couples who are thinking about bringing a bit of porn into their love lives. Her movies always have storylines and they are usually carried out by a wonderful mix of new and veteran talent that brings out the best in each other with meaningful and highly authentic performances. They aren’t the most explicit films out there, but she never wanders into the perfunctory territory of degradation that so many others jump into with both feet. If you want realness with your porn, it has a price, but it’s a price worth paying.

Stars:   Chastity Lynn Zoe Voss Mark Wood Manuel Ferrara Samantha Ryan Rocco Reed

Categories: New Release Feature International Babysitters For Ladies

Running Time:   113 minutes

Released:   02/2011

Studio Name:   Mile High Media Sweet Sinner

Series:   The Babysitter -Mile High Media

Director:   Nica Noelle

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Anally Yours…Love, Lisa Ann (Hustler)

Disappointment is a fact of life. So, when we were forced at knife point…um…asked to review an all-anal flick you could almost sense the troubles of the world melting away like powdered sugar on a funnel cake. And when we discovered that the film starred Lisa Ann, had Lisa Ann on the cover and seemed to be endorsed by Lisa Ann thanks to the rather dirty letter closing that masquerades as a title, things ticked upwards a notch or two further. Now, before you read on, go back and revisit the first sentence. Why? We don’t want you to be upset when you find out, as we did, that the amazing Lisa Ann appears only in the first scene. With all the ballyhoo about Lisa Ann all over this project, we thought she might get at least two scenes out of the deal. Sadly, it’s kind of like finding out Senator Fred Thompson doesn’t actually have a reverse mortgage or that Cy Sperling is the Hair Club for Men president, but not actually a member. Wurst of all (hang with us, you’ll get it shortly) the one scene in which she appears is an encore performance that she did in Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin, meaning it’s nothing new. (None of the scenes are, making this a compilation-type film.) That said you should enjoy this scene whether or not you’ve seen the original. In case you forgot, Lisa does a rather smashing Sarah Palin impression and she reprises the role here. In this scene, Palin is trying to make her mark in Hollywood. Sean Michaels presents to her a sausage, which she believes represents her inner struggle. There’s inner struggle all right, but it’s just Sean Michaels trying to penetrate Lisa’s tight bung with his 11-inch pleasure pipe. Other scenes include Eve Laurence getting her hot buns crossed by Mark Ashley in a scene from Caped Crusaders #3; Amy Brooke getting overcome and cummed over by Ralph Long, Dirty Harry, Dane Cross and Otto Bauer in a scene from This Ain’t Cheaters XXX; Aubrey Adams getting it on in the john with Evan Stone in a scenario from Barely Legal Gloryholes, and sweet-assed Bella Molina, in a scene from Latina Assploitation, doing the nasty with Carlos Bazuca, who, in his tuxedo shirt and bow tie, may remind retro movie lovers of the Mark Ratner character from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. All-in-all, try not to get too disappointed because gapes, anal fingering, DPs, and plenty of great cumshots are supposed to make you happy.

Stars:   Lisa Ann Mark Ashley Otto Bauer Eve Laurence Dirty Harry Aubrey Addams Dane Cross Ralph Long Carlos Bazuca Amy Brooke Bella Mollina Evan Stone Sean Michaels

Categories: Anal Gonzo Ass-to-mouth Anilingus

Running Time:   145 minutes

Released:   08/2010

Studio Name:   Hustler

Series:   Anally Yours…

Official Friday the 13th Parody (Zero Tolerance)

Parodies are great because everything about a knock-off film can be exaggerated to the nth degree. And when directors take full advantage of their creative license the results are usually spectacular. Speaking of spectacular, Sarah Sloane plays Susie, a masseuse whose arrival at Crystal Lake Nudist Camp is supposed to be a wonderful new career opportunity. But, when local coffee shop barrista (Tabitha Stevens) and shop regular Ralph warn of a curse that hangs over the place, Susie is a little put off, but not deterred. Legend has it that some guy drowned in the lake on account of his huge penis. Because blood is thicker than water and denser, that could feasibly happen, we suppose. Whether or not his nut could ferment and spawn flesh-eating jizz, with which he uses to slay his unsuspecting victims  is a whole other ball game (pun intended). Still, when people start mysteriously disappearing in this little lake community nobody is in the mood for joking. But that doesn’t mean you won’t enjoy this entertaining tribute to one of the all-time great slasher franchises in film history. An all-star cast takes you through five scenes of anal fucking, oral sex, domination, deer tick phobias and flesh-eating pop shots, but it’s “Victory Sex” that is always the best…or maybe not so much, if you know anything about the tendencies of slasher films.

Stars:   Sara Sloane Rocco Reed Asa Akira Kagney Linn Karter Carlo Carrera Brooke Lee Adams Brooklyn Lee Tabitha Stevens Mark Wood Mr. Pete Cheyne Collins Kris Slater Courtney Cummz

Categories: Feature Adult Humor Parody

Running Time:   105 minutes

Released:   10/2010

Studio Name:   Zero Tolerance

Director:   Gary Orona

My New Black Step Daddy 6 (Devils Film)

The first question we all asked ourselves when Devil’s Film released the first volume of the My New Black Step Daddy series was: what happened to the old one? Thanks to the outrageous level of insolence and disrespect shown by the girls in that film toward their new step-dads, we could only surmise that they “…Ian Curtis-ed or Kurt Cobain-ed themselves after suffering years of treachery and verbal abuse…” It’s an interesting case study because it appears that death was a better option than fucking some nubile idiot for all of eternity. So, in all that time, since the first volume, have any of these step-pops learned anything? How about the good-for-one-thing-only boner shiners? No, nobody has learned a goddam thing, which might have something to do with the fact we’re now up to volume six in this fun and rather exploratory interracial series. Tweety Valentine takes a threeway with Lucas Stone and everyone’s favorite mutton-chopped sex miser, Sledge Hammer. Redheaded Kadia Klimaxxx insists on going to a party wearing next-to-nothing. Her step-guardian has something to lay about that! In the same vein, Rosalie Ruiz tries to sneak out of her house to attend a sorority party. Her step-father, Wesley Pipes, however, is waiting for her and has some issues with her choice of outfits. No way he wants her to present herself as a slut to hormonally-charged fraternity boys. She should only be that way with him, dammit. Some spankings and a good fucking should reinforce that. Pulling up the rear is Katie Kox, but it’s her upper body that could use the extra support. She, her massive tits and her step-authority figure have just spent some quality time out on the town and now Lee Bang proposes that his cock spends some quality time in her pussy. Some people just never learn, I guess.

Stars:   Katie Kox Tweety Valentine Lucas Stone Rosalie Ruiz Kadia Klimaxxx Wesley Pipes Sledge Hammer Lee Bang

Categories: New Release Big Dick Interracial Teen All Sex Black Dicks/White Chicks

Running Time:   134 minutes

Released:   01/2011

Studio Name:   Devil’s Film Devils Film

Series:   My New Black Step Daddy

Why the 90s were Awesome

If you had told me that Ron Jeremy starred in a rap video in the 90s, I probably would have believed you. After all, it’s the Hedgehog…the man has had his fingers in any number of pies (ehem!) over the years.  But if you told me that the video also had John Wayne Bobbitt, Lemmy from Motorhead, Ice-T, Heidi Fleiss, Joey Buttafucco, Richard Jeni, Grandpa Munster and more big boobs than you could shake a stick at, I would have asked to see your medication list.  But here’s the proof!  Enjoy this “Freak of the Week” video, and remember why the the 90s were so awesome.

Rodnievision

RodnievisionDirector and Rodnievision studio owner Rodney Moore is kind of the nerd king of porn, and we mean that in a good way. This lanky, somewhat goofy guy was trying to make it in the music business when he discovered that his true calling in life was in the adult industry. As a producer of porn and as a performer, Rodney is the Everyman of the business whose movies are always just a little offbeat and never too flashy, but full of girls who have no shame about getting freaky for the cameras. This is extreme porn that’s as fun for the women as it is for the guys jerking off to it.

Seattle Hairy Girls 49 & 50Seattle Hairy Girls is one of several Rodnievision series devoted to hirsute honeys. It started out in May 2005, when Rodney fit two movies full of unshaven amateur babes from the Emerald City on one disc – girls like goth-punk pinup Stacey Stax and redhead Eve. Over the last four and a half years, the series has amassed a collection of memorable scenes. If hairiness is your thing, then you also must have a look at the Horny Hairy Girls series and, for some voyeuristic all-girl action, “Hairy Girls in Love.”

Rodney loves amateur babes, but sometimes he works with porn stars, too. He shows a particular fondness for BBWs such as strawberry-haired alt-porn pinup Top Heavy Tarts 16April Flores, voluptuous redhead Eden 38DD, and Rubenesque Asian beauty Kelly Shibari in series including Scale Bustin’ Babes and Whale Watching. Rodney also loves thin women. “Milf and Honey 15” is an interracial, intergenerational festival of sucking and fucking whose stars include the recently retired mature sex symbol Rayveness, busty Claire Dames, and young Peruvian-American hottie Jynx Maze. Jynx is also among the hotties we see in “Goo Girls 40,” a cum-drenched extravaganza that also stars rising starlet Ashli Orion. Clearly, Rodney has an eye for the hot young things who are sure to make a splash in the biz. Don’t be surprised if the next Christy Canyon or Gianna Michaels is among the naturally endowed beauties slutting it up in “Top Heavy Tarts 16,” one of Rodney’s most Nadia Nyce Indian Sex Goddess 2incredible new movies. Maybe it’s Effie Daniels, the cute, bespectacled strawberry blonde on the cover. It’s her first movie – may it be one of many to come.

In the mid-90s, Rodney worked often with the great, now sadly retired Nadia Nyce, one of the first Indian porn stars. Born in Manchester, England to Indian parents, she was the rare woman who combined stunning beauty with absolute depravity. “Indian Sex Goddess,” a collection of her finest scenes for Rodnievision, is still one of the most popular movies in the Indian porn niche more than four years after its release. Rodney released nine more excellent Nadia scenes in September 2010 as “Nadia Nyce Indian Sex Goddess 2.” These two movies alone should be more than enough to make you fall in love with this iconic performer!She-Male Strokers 33

Beyond the hot straight movies, Rodnievision also has put out some of the best transsexual porn titles. She-Male Strokers is one of the best and dirtiest tranny series, and it started out at Rodnievision. Beautiful t-girls such as Texas born, Europe-based Spanish/German-American goddess Carmen Cruz put on hot solo performances that could open your eyes to a whole new world of sexuality.

There is a movie for just about every interest at Rodnievision. If you’ve never seen any of the studio’s 250-plus movies, why wait another minute?

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s Honeymoon Fuckfest

The one thing* we’ll never understand about celebrities is this: if you want to create a scandal, and you’ve got millions of dollars at your disposal, why are you putting out sex tapes? Can’t you put out some sex DVDs or Blu-Rays at this point? Seriously.

*It should be noted that there are a lot of things we’ll never understand about celebrities, but since this is a porn blog, we’ll try to focus on the porn part.

So, anyway, before leaking sex tapes became a career move, they were a security breach of the most lascivious kind. Trusted members of a celebrity couple’s inner circle sold their souls for a quick buck and an appearance on Hard Copy, a move that threatened to derail the gravy train in which they rode. Granted, a falling out of some kind was probably about to derail it anyway, prompting the release of the “cramming in”.

There was a time not so long ago when these tapes actually had shock value. The Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee tape was one such instance. The shock precipitated on several fronts: It was perhaps the first internet-driven sex video. Pamela was the “it” girl at the time. And Tommy Lee had a giant dick, which was amazing for a burned-out rocker, a guy who looked as if he had gone weeks between meals, but minutes between meth binges.

But, we all couldn’t get enough of this classic, a home video made on their honeymoon boating excursion on Lake Mead, which is just outside Las Vegas. That’s right…they were on a motherfucking boat! The two were wed having known each other a whopping four days. Hey, when it’s love, right? The film captured the fun and frolic shared by both parties and while it’s normal to want to preserve the memories for all eternity, it might be best to think twice when it’s all drinking, smoking and sex because you never know where it might end up.

Well, it ended up in our VOD. And it’s here in all it’s pussy-humping, blowjobbing, skinny-dipping, horn honking with Tommy’s dick, cum spilling, masturbatory glory. Take a look and watch what it was like when sex tapes actually meant something.

Stars:   Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee

Categories: Amateur Big Tits Big Dick Homemade Gonzo Celebrities 90’s

Running Time:   55 minutes

Studio Name:   NUKO Media LLC

On the Wet Spot with Diamond Kitty

Diamond Kitty may not spend a lot of time talking, but with looks like hers, who needs to?  The Cuban-American starlet is made of luscious curves, from her glorious tits to her sexy hips.  And don’t even get us started about her ass…ever since we saw her hot anal scene in Vince Vouyer’s In Thru the Back Door 6, we’ve been a little obsessed.  You can’t let that sweet smile fool you, either — this is one kitten who likes to take control until she’s satisfied!  We lured the lovely Latina on to the Wet Spot this week with promises of warm milk (and dreams of where she would pour it), and she left us purring!

You’re making dinner – what are we having?
Grilled chicken breast and veggies.

Your favorite piece of lingerie is:
I love stockings!

I think my best physical feature is:
My boobs.

My favorite physical feature on someone else is:
Eyes because they are the windows to your soul.

Do you have any sports you follow?  Who are you rooting for?
I don’t have much time to watch sports, but i like basketball a bit. I’m a Miami girl, so I root for the Heat.

The easiest thing you can do to make me happy is:
Let me do whatever I want. LOL [Editor’s Note: Wait…there are people who tell you ‘no’?]

Favorite place to vacation is:
Home in Miami. I work in LA a lot, so when I finally come home, I feel like I’m always on vacation. Plus ,I live at the beach.

Last scene I shot was:
A boy/girl with Johny Sinn for Brazzers.com for a series called Big Tits at School.

You totally want me to do this to you in bed (because I’m really, really good at it!):
A blow job

You really want to do this to me in bed (because it turns me on!):

Fuck my ass.

See more from Diamond Kitty now!