Girls Behaving Badly

Hey, if someone takes the time to do a box cover write-up in poem form, we’ve gotta run with it. Enjoy!

Angel longs for dirty dongs. She’s such a filthy lass. Danny pumps her pussy. While Omar fucks her ass. Then Ian Tate the filthy mutt rams rock hard cock up Karlie’s Butt. The dirty doggie doesn’t care. His baby pastel flies through the air. The sordid truth of Shay Hendrix. Is her addiction to big pricks. Black Elvis with his thick tubesteak. The Prisoner of a sleazy whore. Rebecca’s that nasty brass. A fuck machine deep up her ass. Paige bends to lick the chauffeur’s boot. A diamond jammed in her poopshoot she cannot keep her asshole dry as pint of spunk begin to fly!

 

Stars:   Karlie Simon   Shay Hendrix   Paige Turnah   Rebecca More   Seb Cam   Danny D.   Matt Hughes   Angel Long   Omar Williams   Ian Tate

Categories: Fetish   New Release   All Sex

Running Time:   179 minutes

Released:   06/2011

Studio Name:   Harmony Films Ltd.

Director:   Tanya Hyde

Director Lee Roy Myers Profiled in Mainstream Entertainment Guide

via xBiz

LOS ANGELES — Dubbed the “Godfather of Parody Porn,” director Lee Roy Myers has added another notch in his belt as one of adult’s top auteurs with a feature profile in the BlackBook mainstream entertainment guide.

Myers was lauded for his “meteoric rise” in porn since 2009 and his unique approach to filming the booming parody segment of the industry.

“According to Myers, the key to making porn parody work is being able to perfectly calibrate silliness with sex. Err too far on one side and risk failing to titillate; err too far on the other side and end up with colorless smut. ‘I need to please both the porn and non-porn consumer,’ he says. Certainly his work is a creative challenge, but Myers is quick to put that challenge into context: ‘I’m not an artist. I make exploitation movies, but like a true independent filmmaker, I don’t have a studio breathing down my neck,’” the BlackBook article said.

An admitted pop culture and TV geek, Myers said that sitcoms like “The Jeffersons” and the films from shock producers Troma Studios have particularly influenced his work.

Myers’ Seinfeld parody was singled out as an example of the director’s offbeat talent.

“That Seinfeld parody was very strange. It was almost like sketch comedy with sex in it. Is the scene with Elaine and Jerry the sexiest scene? No. Is it interesting? Yes. It’s a one-of-a-kind,” Myers told BlackBook.

The article went on to describe Myers’ work as “watching an elaborate performance piece,” a style that sets him apart from the rest of porn’s “rif-raff.”

Myers’ is most proud of some of his productions that he described as thinking man’s porn like his Hustler parody, Here Cums the President complete with dialogue lampooning past Presidents’ sexual indiscretions like the Clinton character’s line, “Here comes my Whitewater!,” as he delivers the money shot on the Monica Welinsky stand-in’s dress.

The director noted that parodies work because fans of particular TV shows or movies want to see the shows spoofed and that the genre often allows couples to get over the porn hump of watching together, unlike full-on gonzo films.

He said he’s now working on a script for “Family Guy.” “I’m at the point of my life where I’m doing exactly what I want to be doing. The naked girls are just a bonus.”

See more from Lee Roy Myers

 

The Dinner Party

Welcome to THE DINNER PARTY. Host Steve Drake and his lovely wife are welcoming two new guests into his brood of high society types. In his toast, he suggests everyone share his or her deepest sexual fantasy with the group as a way to reach new levels of friendship and trust. Each one is then recreated on screen in flashback form.

Here are just a few of them:

Kaylan Nicole fantasizes about a wide open field and of two men approaching on horseback (Nick East and Marc Wallice), who then have their way with her. A great Marc Wallice cumshot across her sun-kissed tits concludes this one.

Randy West loves the idea of two women together at the house, trading recipes while their husbands are away and it evolves into something else. Spoken like a true former wannabe major league baseball player. Julie Aston and Tammy Parks star in this lesbian scene full of milk, flour, icing and pussy.

Catalina pictures eroticism as much more ethereal, as if she were in a dream. Soft lighting & a young, long-haired Vince Vouyer looking like something out of a hair metal video accompany Catalina on her magical trip. Her double-fisted, slow blowjob technique is quite magical too.

Mark Davis relays the typical one man, two woman threesome fantasy to the dinner table patrons, but the scene is anything but typical. Yvonne and the lovely Kylie Ireland fuck, finger and frolic just beyond a glassy sheet of falling water in a rather hot reenactment.

Celeste reveals she used to play doctor in her youth and her medical fantasy is just an adult extension of those experiences. Misty Rain and Debi Diamond explore along with her and get their pussies explored as Celeste is now the attending physician. Stethoscopes and sphygmomanometers in this hot fantasy have been replaced with giant dildos and strings of pearls.

Four other gritty, yet highly sensual scenes culminate in a wonderful orgy of delights between all of the dinner guests in this must-see classic.

 

Stars:   Kylie Ireland Crystal Gold Kaylan Nicole Yvonne Nick East Steve Drake Randy West Sean Michaels Asia Carrera Vanessa Chase Mark Davis Gerry Pike Vince Voyeur Juli Ashton Jenna Jameson Tammy Parks Misty Rain Norma Jean Ted Hunter Debi Diamond Celeste Marc Wallice Diva Veronica Lake

Categories: Feature 90’s

Running Time:   111 minutes

Released:   04/2000

Studio Name:   Adam & Eve Ultimate Pictures

Series:   Dinner Party

Director:   Cameron Grant

 

Stars Light Up the AEBN Booth at 2011 EXXXOTICA LA

AEBN, the global leader in adult video on demand, will continue their year-long presence at the EXXXOTICA Expos with a booth at the upcoming show in Los Angeles, scheduled for August 26th through 28th.

The AEBN booth will have bevy of beautiful stars signing throughout the three-day event, giving fans a chance to meet some of their favorite performers. Wicked girl Kirsten Price and 2011 XBIZ Award nominee Breanne Benson will be signing the first two days; Latin hottie Ann Marie Rios, Vivid Girl Sunny Leone, and top African American adult star Misty Stone are also on the schedule for Saturday.

Blonde cutie Lexi Belle and Indian goddess Priya Rai will finish the event with appearances at the booth on Sunday.

“We have had a great time this year working with the EXXXOTICA show,” says AEBN’s Jerry Anders, VP of Sales and Marketing. “We love giving our customers a chance to meet the wonderful stars who bring all their fantasies to life.”

AEBN’s new Blu-ray™, BD-Live™ VOD product (BD-VOD) disc will again be among the goodies offered in the event’s VIP bags, with discs available at the booth as well. Interested fans can visit http://blu-ray.aebn.com now to request a free disc.

The company’s innovative RealTouch device will also be part of a giveaway on the AEBN-sponsored Entertainment Stage.

EXXXOTICA, one of the nation’s largest adult consumer shows, features hundreds of top adult stars, wild live entertainment, sexy seminar series and over 150 adult companies. Produced by Victory Tradeshow Management, the Chicago EXXXOTICA Expo joins the Miami, LA and NY shows as tent-pole consumer events of the year.

Lexington Steele Shows Off Comedic Talents in ‘Lex Steele XXX #14’

CANOGA PARK, Calif. — Mercenary Pictures owner Lexington Steele takes Lex Steele XXX 14 series in a new comedic direction with its 14th volume.

In a departure from the all-sex format of past volumes, Lex Steele XXX #14 features Steele in a variety of humorous roles, with each scene shot as a vignette. Steele plans to continue the new format with future additions to the “Lex Steele XXX” franchise.

“With XXX #14, I wanted to add the comedic side of my personality to the productions by wilding out and having fun with these characters I have running around in my mind,” Steele said. “Shifting the style to lighthearted vignettes adds character and levity back to my movies.”

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James Franco is Making a Documentary About Kink.com

via AVN

SAN FRANCISCO—Actor James Franco made a porn fool of himself last night on Conan, in a good way. The hot commodity talked about a misguided sex tape escapade in his youth, mentioned his high regard for the talent porn performers bring to the screen, and also said in passing that he is making a documentary on alternative sexuality producer and San Francisco Armory owner, Kink.com, whose founder, Peter Acworth, bought the historic building in 2006.

Screech… back up. What was that?

“I’m making a documentary about pornography,” he told O’Brien. “There’s this amazing facility in San Francisco. It’s at this old armory and they do everything in house, they build their props in house, so I’m making a documentary about that.”

Sweet.

As AVN (and a few others) have reported, Franco will soon be seen in a based-on-a-true-story movie titled Cherry co-penned by adult performer Lorelei Lee that was shooting up in S.F. in May, and we hypothesize that they may have spent a few days shooting scenes at the Kink Armory, which would explain, as IndieWire.com reported, “A tweet from Kink.com actress rain degrey from June 26 read: ‘Kink.com is all aflutter today because James Franco is here shooting his new movie. All these girls want to f*ck him! lol.’ However, the tweet was later deleted.”

Regarding his impression of porn performers, Franco told O’Brien, ““Those people in pornos, they’re great performers. They’re selling it to an audience.” He added, of the sex tape, “My girlfriend and I didn’t know that, so there was just this weird movement. That’s not sexy at all. That’s really, like, boring.” This is not the first time Franco has weighed in on porn star’s unique ‘marketing’ skills. In January, he again spoke about porn performer’s ability to “sell it.”

If he’s really making the Kink.com doc, it’s a safe bet it will not be boring.

AVN contacted Acworth about the documentary and heard back from him in late afternoon. “Kink is very excited about the prospect of working with James Franco,’ he said. “The details are still being ironed out, but we’re very much looking forward to it.”

So are we!

See more from Kink.com now!

Tommy Pistol Produces, Directs Independent Film

via xBiz

LOS ANGELES — What started out as a repulsive short film turned into a three-year labor of love for porn star Tommy Pistol. The result is the first full-length, independent feature in which Pistol not only starred, but also wrote, produced and directed.

Now The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol is ready for a run on the film festival circuit.

“I’m actually waiting on seven festivals to hear back from,” Pistol told XBIZ. “I’m not going to hear back from them until September, and I haven’t had a premiere yet which I’m going to do. I’m just waiting for the final audio and color correction.”

Billed as a “surreal horror-comedy,” the 91-minute movie is laced with dark humor and gratuitous violence. It follows Pistol’s disappointing life as a struggling actor who has turned his back on family and friends to pursue a dream of Hollywood stardom. But he fails miserably at every turn on his way to hitting bottom, so finally he seeks solace in a penis pump. It turns out he can’t even get that right, and the grisly hi-jinks ensue.

The project started with Pistol’s 19-minute short “Attack of the Staph Spider,” which grabbed attention at the Backseat Film Festival in 2009 in Philadelphia.

“It won Most Disgusting Movie, which I was honored to get,” Pistol said. “So I thought why stop with the short? So I took some time to think about it and I wrapped the screenplay around it, working it in as a dream.”

Three years and countless hours of hustling later, he has received more than 20 early reviews from various websites on The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol with comments such as “instant cult classic,” “unpredictable” and “has balls.”

“There were a lot of things on this movie that were done as a favor,” Pistol admitted. “I never want to make a movie like that again, asking everyone for that help and then waiting.”

He said the inspiration for his short film came not long after he was laid off from his gig behind the camera at Naughty America, where he wrote and directed three scenes a day every week for more than a year in 2007-08.

“I needed to do something to heal the wounds and I wanted to keep the juices flowing so I came up with this idea, that somebody got bit on a porn set  — a spider bite — and it ended up being a staph infection,” he said. “Taking three years definitely helped. It gave me time to let it dwell in my head, like what I needed to change and what it’s missing.”

He completed the project in February and since has been steadily promoting it on a grassroots level, primarily utilizing his Facebook page.

“It’s a surreal movie. It’s not a horror or a comedy, it dances in a few worlds,” Pistol said. “I want to get it out to a wide range.”

The movie also features Mia Tyler, Caleb Emerson, John Kayrus, Vincent Cusimano, XBIZ Award-winning actress Kimberly Kane, former adult performer Gia Paloma and well-known adult producer Eon McKai. The cinematography was done by respected adult shooter Matt Holder.

Pistol noted that director Brett Brando, whom he met while at Naughty America, helped him considerably during the early stages of the project.

It was produced by Pistol and his wife Karen’s company Baby Yetti Productions.

“We’ve done some music videos, but this is our first feature,” Pistol said. “I love horror. I did sketch comedy for 11 years when I was in New York. Any chance I can bring in comedy or slapstick, it just comes second nature to me.

“There are some great people who work in the horror genre. I wanted to take the leap and do the movie the way I wanted to do it and not be worried about what people are going to say. I thought I’m just going to do it and whatever happens, happens. The best advice I could give somebody is do what you want and be happy.”

The native of Astoria, Queens in New York made his adult industry debut with Burning Angel in late 2003, winning an industry newcomer award a year later. Nowadays Pistol has established himself as not only a capable performer, but also a good actor who can deliver in a high-profile role. His turn as the classic anti-hero Travis Bickle in Pleasure Dynasty’s Taxi Driver XXX parody that will be released by Exile Distribution later this year is one of his latest efforts. He also has a prominent part in DreamZone Entertainment’s upcoming Mork & Mindy XXX parody.

“Things have picked up with work,” Pistol said.

His hope with The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol is “just to make a stamp and get my name out there that this is what I can do.”

“My goal is to have people like it and say we want to see more from this guy,” Pistol said.

His plans for the L.A. screening include turning it into “an event” with stand-up comedians.

“I want to do it the right way,” he said.

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