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Last year’s best-selling, most rented adult movie was “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.” With summer superhero movie season in full swing, we thought it was a good time to revisit this instant classic from Vivid and director Axel Braun. It looks and feels like the 1960s “Batman” TV series — easily one of the best porn parodies ever.

Bruce Wayne (Dale DaBone) and young Dick Grayson (James Deen) are playing a comically complex multi-tier chess game when the Riddler (Evan Stone) sneaks into Wayne Manor and kidnaps Bruce’s fiancée, Lisa Carson (Kimberly Kane). Once imprisoned, Lisa’s willing to blow and fuck the Riddler for a softer mattress. She even lets him screw her in the ass! Sometimes prim little rich girls are the biggest freaks. Lisa looks great in lingerie and stockings, which she leaves on. She’s the dirtier of this pair, frequently strumming her clit and asking if her asshole is gaping for him. Lisa ends up covered in villainous cum, but the real riddle is whether she can go back to Bruce Wayne now that she’s unleashed her inner bad girl.

Batman and Robin follow a clue from the Riddler and invade an evildoers’ nightclub using the old “climbing a rope up the building” entrance that allows for an amusing Ron Jeremy cameo. Telling Robin to wait outside, Batman enters the club. He meets Molly (Alexis Texas), a blonde sitting at the bar, and they dance the Bat-Tusi, but not for long because she got the bartender to spike his grapefruit juice. Before Molly takes Batman to the Riddler, she has her way with the hero. First she gives him an incredible blowjob, then she rides him cowgirl style, her ass looking as incredible as always. On her request, Batman spanks her and kneads her butt cheeks as she pumps up and down on his cock. As the caped crusader approaches climax, Molly drops to her knees to finish him with her mouth and hands.

When Robin returns to Commissioner Gordon’s office to alert him of Batman’s disappearance, the commissioner is on the phone with his daughter Barbara (Lexi Belle). She hears enough to know this is a job for Batgirl. The mild-mannered librarian turned heroine arrives at the commissioner’s office with a plan to find the Riddler and Batman by first finding the Joker. Batgirl and Robin enter the lair of the Joker (Randy Spears, who couldn’t be more perfectly cast) just as he’s bragging to Catwoman (gorgeous Tori Black) about his assured takeover as the world’s king super criminal. Catwoman is unimpressed when he offers to fuck her while they wait for the Riddler to bring Batman and Lisa Carson, so instead the Joker has fun with his groupies (Syren Sexton and Andy San Dimas). The girls don’t play with each other, but they share the Joker’s cock nicely, especially Andy, who masturbates while waiting her turn. It’s especially hot when they team up on him orally. “Now remember: I want you to SMILE while you take the load!” says the Joker.

Aroused by watching the threeway, Batgirl asks Robin to show her why they call him Boy Wonder and strips out of her boots and bodysuit, leaving on the mask and cape. Robin goes down on Batgirl before whipping out his large cock – who knew the Boy Wonder was packing such a package? Lexi Belle is porn’s cutest little fuck-bunny and she always does some of her hottest scenes with James Deen, and this time is no different. Batgirl is one horny lass, riding Robin energetically and making sure he hears how much she enjoys his big cock. They’re both so worked up that they end up giving us the shortest fuck in the movie, but that doesn’t make it any less hot. As Robin paints Batgirl’s compact, perky body with his seed, she humps the air as if she just can’t get enough Boy Wonder action! They’ve made so much noise that Catwoman’s henchmen capture them. So much for the rescue.

The Riddler brings Batman and Lisa Carson to the Joker, soon followed by Catwoman with the Boy Wonder and Batgirl in tow. From the moment she walks in the room, Catwoman and Batman’s historic sexual tension is in full effect. The Joker interrupts their love/hate flirtation to announce his intention to destroy them with his ray gun. Angry that he’s changed the plan, Catwoman unties Batman to foil the Joker’s scheme and a fight ensues, complete with joke references to the “POW!” and other fight titles we know and love from the 1960s series. Batgirl takes a bound Joker and Riddler to the police, Lisa is free to go, and Batman and Robin now owe Catwoman big time.

“Holy Threesome, Batman!” says Robin. While Batman feels up Catwoman, she kisses Robin passionately. She sucks the Caped Crusader’s cock while the Boy Wonder licks the pussy’s pussy. Catwoman fucks the hell out of both heroes like it’s going out of style, riding them actively and always greedy for a dick at each end. She’s one of the sexiest Catwomen ever, her tanned skin glowing under bright lights that make every long line of her natural body gleam. Beyond beautiful, she’s the perfect feline seductress and highly erotically charged. This slippery kitty has nine lives – stay tuned for the cliffhanger ending after she drinks their cream!