Somehow, we here at AEBN always figured that not paying attention in French class all those years ago would come back to haunt us at some point.
Well, that point has arrived.
Une Epouse A Tout Faire, from Alpha-France, is a full-on French affair replete with put-ons and come-ons that are indistinguishable from gibberish, though thanks to some benevolent translator we know that the title loosely means “A Wife That Do It All”. We also know the plot goes something like this:
“Tired of the monotony of their sex life, a couple decides to “”go loose””. Both indulge in their most shameful impulses…masochistic impulses, sadistic impulses. She becomes a female-bitch running all the orders of a pervert master that can’t get satisfied. Starts for them a hallucinating climb…”
Now, while we’re pretty sure that a bland synopsis won’t capture the majority of the verbal nuances contained within this film, it doesn’t take any kind of cunning linguist to figure out that an inability to understand French won’t at all take away from the grand spectacle of sex on display here.
What this film lacks in terms of end-of-scene pop shots in some cases, it more than makes up for it with the sheer volume of variety and lovely camera angles it employs throughout. Better yet is the fact that the “sounds of sex” as it were are like silk on the eardrums, translating virtually the same in any tongue.
Speaking of tongue, below is a run-down of the must-see highlights:
After a night out, the lead couple makes out in the moonlight like a couple of teenagers, later fucking until he cums onto her garter belt.
The following morning, after he leaves for work, she puts on a record and spends time caressing her own body. She fondles her tits and slides her fingers into her moist pussy, bringing herself to orgasm. Lovely angles in this one!
Picnic blankets, assorted fruit and a lovely female friend accompany the wife into the wilderness where the two get frisky. The friend fingers the woman beneath see-through panties as their tits rub on one-another. The friend arouses her own pussy through black panties using a banana, then fucks herself with it before the tribbing and the pussy licking in 69.
The husband hooks up with a woman in a hotel, strips her down to her underwear , ties her to a chair and abuses her small tits and chest with a leather flog. He teases her nipples and clit with the implement, then penetrates her pussy with the handle as she sucks his cock. His wife arrives and a threesome ensues.
In one of the stranger sequences, the couple picks up a female straggler on the side of the road wearing little more than a mink coat. The women take turns eating each other’s pussies, before sharing a double-dong in the back seat of the car as the hubby watches. After losing the hitcher, the wife goes down on him and a new, leather-clad stranger, who has randomly approached the car decked out in biker gear, including a motorcycle helmet with face visor.
And in a really titillating scene for voyeurs, the husband spies his wife sucking off a guy in a bathroom stall. They then fuck in RCG, her body visible through the peep hole from the naval to the knees. At the moment of eruption, she grabs the stranger’s cock and points it toward the camera where he lets loose with a decent cum shot. Once the stranger leaves, the husband enters the stall, jacking his own load onto her luscious tits.
If you don’t speak French, but want to find some more depth in this film, pay close attention to the color choices as they relate to the lingerie. The selections are deliberate and they, too, tell a story.
Stars: Cathy Menard Carole Pierac Daniele Gueco Dominique Aveline Hubert Geral Isabelle Brel
Categories: Euro Feature International French Speaking
Running Time: 112 minutes
Released: 09/1982
Studio Name: ALPHA-FRANCE
Director: Patrick Aubin
Remember that song “Human” by The Human League from way back in the 80s? This film is like that. In case you don’t remember, or better yet in case you choose to forget, the tune is about a guy who is wracked with guilt because he cheated on his girl while they were apart. The kicker is that after spilling his guts and pouring his heart out, she admits she did the same thing.