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May 20 2011

CDC Helps with Zombie Apocalypse, AEBN Helps with Zombie Porn

The internet blew up this week with the news that the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) actually have a plan for a Zombie Apocalypse.  Seeing as they bill themselves as Your Online Source For Credible Health Information, who are we to mock them?  It’s not like they’re Wikipedia or Fox News.  But after reviewing their list and checking it twice we’ve noted that they are sorely lacking in the porn department.  How are you supposed to survive an invitation for an all-zombie orgy? What do you do if your zombie is into BDSM?  How do you help your lover if they get taken by lecherous zombies?

As the CDC clearly state: “Be Prepared”.  We’ve compiled a list of movies that are sure to both educate and titillate, and get you ready for any pending zombie apocalypse!

Zombie Nation

Description: Join the undead and dead sexy for an all out fuck-fest in Zombie Nation. In abandoned churches and ghost-filled graveyards, a crowd of sex-starved zombies roam looking for some fresh British cunt to feast on. Seeking sexual satisfaction, they prey upon unsuspecting babes in a series of horror-inspired sex scenes. Dark-haired beauty Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence is caught by a lucky stiff, who does her in the arse and pussy before spunking on her great boobs! Sexy blonde zombie Jamie Lee Summers has enormous tits and an even bigger appetite for cock! Let loose from her prison cell, she takes a dynamite double-dicking from two horny lads! The sight of sexy blonde zombie Diana Gold is enough to make any man into a stiff. Coming across a horny stud in a cemetery, she sucks his cock and lets him do her in every hole! Then Sandra Sanchez and Demi Moor serve up a tasty lezzie treat in a cemetery! Is this what they mean when they say ‘Ghouls just wanna have fun?’ Spooky studs, damsels-in-distress, undead whores and more – all feeding their lust for hard cock and wet pussy. There’s no escape from this frenzy of creepy cumshots and horror hard-ons!

Stars: Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence Diana Gold Kate Jones Sandra Sanchez Demi Moor Jamie Lee Summers

AEBN ProTip: Stay out of abandoned churches and graveyards when fleeing the undead!  Also – fresh is best!

Porn of the Dead

Description: Loaded Digital has employed the skills of director Rob Rotten to accomplish filming a movie in which all of the action is seamless, funny and still scary at times. Sierra Sinn stars in a scene opposite Dirty Harry. She is dead, and he attempts to dispose of her body. He lays her in a pit in the middle of a living room floor, and when he returns with his axe, she awakens. He gives her half naked body a once over before realizing there’s an opportunity to fuck her. She pushes him down and pulls out his cock. He yells out as she sucks on it and calms him down. He fucks her pussy and asshole in the pit before losing his load all over her dirty zombie face. She wants more juices so she bites his cock off, laughing as he passes out.

Stars: Trina Michaels Hillary Scott Sierra Sinn Jenner Nikki Jett Ruby Knox Dirty Harry Alec Knight Johnny Thrust Joey Ray Trent Tesoro Buster Good Rob Rotten

AEBN ProTip: Zombies are greedy.  Get in, get off and get out!

Monster Tit Sex Zombies

Description: Two zany doctors conspire to create the perfect woman in their laboratory. After complicated experiments with girl on girl, anal and a raunchy three-way, the doctors finally perfect their recipe for the dream date, a Monster Tit Sex Zombie! These over the top, bra busting babes will satisfy your double D desires! Just what the doctor ordered!

Stars:   Daphne Rosen Abbey Brooks Crystal Ashley Michelle McLaren June Summers Lucky Benton Sascha Nat Turner Justin Syder Soleil Randy Spears Alex Sanders Kylie Ireland Ricki White Evan Stone Nick Manning

AEBN ProTip: Can you take it with you?  If it falls off…yes!

 

Night of the Giving Head

Description: Rodney Moore’s horror spoof feature. Sperma Rays cause girls who drink semen to become “Sperm Zombies,” scary but very sexy creatures whose only purpose in life is “MORE COCK, MORE CUM.” Watch Kylee Reese’s amazing transformation from innocent virgin to sex-crazed Zombie, and a group sex scene you won’t believe. Plus 5 other hot scenes.

Stars: Rucca Page Claire Dames Kylie Reese Nikki Rhodes Jack Vegas Jarod Diamond Alan Stafford Caroline Pierce Scott Lyons Chris Johnson Mark Zane Christian XXX Amber Rayne Veronica Rayne Barry Scott Samantha Sin Brad Hardy

AEBN ProTip: Double tap (dat azz!)

 

Blood of the Zombie

Description: A vengeful voodoo priestess revives and controls a hideous, rotting zombie to do her foul bidding and commit unspeakable, ritualistic acts of murder! Rarely seen in its original release in 1961, Blood of the Zombie is a historically important missing link in the cadaverous canon of modern zombie camera!

Stars: Monica Linda John

AEBN ProTip: Did you know we have a Cult Classics section on our theater?  Filled with some of the odds and ends that you, the fans, have asked for over the years – a little horror, a little sci-fi, a little suspense –and all watchable with your AEBN minutes! After all, it can’t all be about porn, right?