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Nov 29 2011

Movie Review: Horny Housewife Hookers 2

Where are these women? No, really … where are they? Seems rather unfair that a bunch of lazy good-for-nothing guys can immunize themselves against any kind of responsibility yet find their cocks firmly embedded in the mouths and pussies of some wickedly hot MILFS regardless of what they do (or in this case don’t do). Alas, I guess that’s why they call it fantasy.

Joslyn James is like, “You owe my husband some money, beeyotch! You can work it off around the house … and you can fuck me!”

Kayla is like, “You have such a tiny prick. I can’t believe I married someone with a cock so small. What was I thinking? Oh, right – I wasn’t. But that’s all going to change now because I’m thinking I’m going to sell my ass over the internet to someone with a giganto-weenie.”

Tara is all, “Man, I could use a good penis inside me right now. Why do I always get horny when my man is out of town? That’s right – it’s because I’m horny all the time! Well, I’ll just dial up some burly black dude to fuck my brains out. Heh, I said ‘dial’ but this is 2011 so what I really mean is push a button on my cell phone.”

Kiki goes, “I’m sick and tired of my man’s grown-ass son freeloading and not pulling his weight around here. I think I’ll have him push his weight instead – right into my sopping wet cooch.”

And then there is Devon. She’s like, “Dick Delaware, you’re about to go delinquent unless you get me my rent money, but since Delaware is your last name and I like that state I’m going to allow you to fuck me like there’s no tomorrow.”

These quotes, of course, are all approximations of what actually was said. Now, if someone could just provide us an approximation of where we can find women who behave like this, we’d be very appreciative.

 

Stars:   Joslyn James   Tara Holiday   Kiki D’Aire   Devon Lee   Kayla Carrera

Categories: New Release   All Sex   High Definition

Running Time:   142 minutes

Released:   11/2011

Studio Name:   Lethal Hardcore

Series:   Horny Housewife Hookers

Director:   Stoney Curtis