If you’re a guy, there are certain tell-tale signs that you’ve officially become “old”. They include: sleep injuries, having more hair in your nose and ears than on your head, and a sudden, strange compulsion to wear dress socks with sandals.
Here’s another way to determine if you’re old. Quick: what do the acronyms FBI, CIA and NCAA stand for?
Okay, now what do the acronyms *$, LH6 and BHIMBGO stand for?
If you didn’t have any idea about that second list, you are old. Even more ironic, is that BHIMBGO is text talk for “Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old”. In other words, it’s a shorthand term a young person uses when joking that he or she is getting old, which makes you really old.
Anyway, getting old is quite alright, guys. It happens to everyone … even the dudes in the Devil’s Film release OMG I Fucked My Daughter’s BFF. But, hey, it didn’t stop them from chasing some hot-ass tail belonging to their daughter’s best friends forever, so why should it stop you!?
First up is Memphis Joy. Now, we’ve touched on this before in other reviews and we’ll say it again now: some girls just have “it”. Whatever “it” is, it does not always have to do purely with looks. That’s not to suggest Memphis is unattractive, but most would probably look past her in a line-up of today’s hottest XXX stars. As you’ll see, however, in her cock-sucking ability, she may have more sex appeal per square inch of her body than anyone you’ll see on film. Translation: she has “it”.
In her scene, Memphis has to get a dress for her pal, Ashlynn. The problem is it’s in her dad’s room, not her own. Another problem, you’ll note, is her dad is still in said room sleeping. The final problem is that, instead of slipping into his room to get the dress and leave, she lingers to take pictures of the sleeping giant, who happens to slumber in the buff. Of course, he wakes up. She can’t help but wonder out loud what he was dreaming about as his cock was rock hard. Whatever it was, from now on he’ll be dreaming about Memphis choking herself with his giant member. Man, can she deep throat! She takes him about half a dozen times down to his balls initiating her gag reflex each time. You fully expect his stiff rod to poke out the back of her neck at any point, though it doesn’t. And how she keeps the contents of her breakfast from escaping to daylight is beyond us. She is soon out of her clothes and on her back letting Jay Crew lick her pussy and plug her asshole with his index finger. After begging for his penis (yes, she calls it a penis, which is so cute) he pops her pussy in mish. She gets on top of him and rides his cock while treating her own asshole to the second knuckle of her middle finger like she’s searching for the right bowling ball. She gets a strike, cumming incredibly hard on his cock. She musters up enough energy to bounce on his cock in RCG and then returns to the deep throating once again. After taking him in doggie, she drinks every drop of his cum.
Kaylee Hilton, in the second scene, is exactly the type of girl you envision speaking in acronyms. This reviewer hasn’t seen enough of her in action to determine if her disposition in this film is really the way she is or if she just happens to be one of the best method actors of our time. Regardless, she absolutely nails the carefree, ditzy blonde stereotype. Oh, she also nails Mark Wood. He comes looking for his daughter, Jennifer, who will brb (be right back) as she’s gone to grab a sandwich (maybe a BLT?) Kaylee gets embarrassed when she inadvertently makes a cock jacking motion with her hands. Mark calls her out, but gets turned on at the same time. Meanwhile, Kaylee observes “Mr. Wood’s wood” growing in size by the second and she’s not shy about wanting to see more. She grips his shaft with one hand and drops her mouth over the head, which if nothing else, muffles the valley girl act for a spell. Her pink tank comes off and you realize this skinny girl has been smuggling one huge pair of lovely tits the whole time. She fucks him in CG and he returns the favor in doggie. RCG and mish follow, giving you prime viewing of her clit and the shiny, metal stud running through it. In the end, her face gets plastered with cum and a vapid smile as she takes his entire load.
When dad comes to wake up his daughter, Libby, in the next scene, he is in for a rude awakening. It’s an ironic twist since she was the one scheduled for the rude awakening. After getting no response despite his raised voice, he pulls back the covers to reveal Rylie Richman in her place, topless and in a pair of panties. It turns out she’s covering for Libby who went to an all-night party with her new boyfriend. Because Rylie told her BFF she’d take care of her dad, she stays true to her word, sucking his cock. Continuing to “take one for the team” she lets him 69 her, fuck her in RCG, CG and even lick her asshole. All along you get some nice shots of her shaved twat and natural tits. Some doggie fucking precedes a vigorous finger fuck and some mish, before Rylie deep throats the cum to the tip of his cock. Taking over from there, daddy jacks it onto her face and tits.
In the last scene, Alyssa Branch is out by the pool sunning and texting, texting and sunning when Talon comes by looking for his daughter, Carly. Unfortunately, she is not there as she went to get a replacement bathing suit. Hers had a tear in it. Talon’s a little put off, but he had a rough day, so he decides to join her by his pool. When she decides to get up to get a drink, his hand “accidentally” gets tangled up in her bikini string. Her bottoms slip off and she is momentarily embarrassed, but out of her suit faster than you can say “statutory”. She plies her mouth to his stiff cock, fucking him then in RCG, doggie, CG and mish on the stone retaining wall that surrounds the upper crust swimming hole. In lieu of a refrigerated beverage, she drinks instead his warm, sticky cum, which hopefully has a fairly high SPF. The sun can be rather unforgiving, you know.
“OMG” is solid and the girls do a wonderful job of selling the fantasy. And for the guys out there in XXX-watching land, remember: age is only a number; it isn’t how you look, but how you feel that really matters. They say with age comes wisdom; we say with age comes you … all over some BFF’s hot ass.
Now, go get ’em, Tiger!
Running Time: 128 minutes