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Featured Movie: Debbie Does Dallas … Again

October 24, 2011

You see it in Hollywood all the time: remakes of classic films that reduce iconic moments to regurgitated mush. Whether it’s money, a lack of originality, the cyclical nature of pop culture or the public appetite for nostalgia that drives movie houses to revisit these films doesn’t matter. The end result is, more times than not, unspectacular if not ignominious, an exercise in imitation that smacks of mockery, not flattery. So when former porn actor-turned-porn director, Paul Thomas, decided the time was right to remake Debbie Does Dallas the natural question that rushes to the lips is: why?

By any standard, the original Debbie Does Dallas is perhaps the most endearing classic porn film of all time. Whether you measure its success by box office receipts; the subject matter; the lasting imagery the film implanted in impressionable young minds; the seemingly universal familiarity of its title in public circles; or its near-mythological status on the basis of star Bambi Woods’ mysterious (and as yet unsolved) disappearance, the film resonates like no other in adult film history. Why risk public rebuke and your directorial reputation trying to recapture the zeitgeist of a film that simply cannot be duplicated?

The answer is: you don’t.

Paul Thomas has been around the XXX block a few times. To that end he is smart enough not to try to redo a classic. What he has done with Debbie Does Dallas … Again is to pay homage to one of the all-timers, to capture the spirit of the original (albeit more updated and more cynical) without treading too far into sacred porn ground. While he should be commended for his decision, the trade-off is pretty substantial. In fact, the only obvious similarities between his film and the original are a protagonist by the name of Debbie and some cheerleading outfits.

But while the plot is noticibly different, so too is the sex. Porn has come a long way since the 70s (pardon the pun) and Thomas’ feature places requisite upgrades in the fucking department, which should appeal to fans of the genre. Interestingly enough, however, the tame-by-comparison trysts in the original probably had a far greater impact on viewers considering the world had just emerged from the Sexploitation and soft-core eras and hardcore pornography had not quite the acceptance it has today. And though it’s tough to shake the image of Christy Ford (a.k.a. Misty Winters) penetrating her vag with a candle or Bambi Woods doing her boss, Mr. Greenfield, in a sporting goods store, Thomas offers up some memorable moments of his own. There’s Derrick Pierce and Monique Alexander fucking in a casket. There’s Penny Flame as a guardian angel getting it on with Stefani Morgan (Debbie) and Evan Stone as a second angel in a Cadillac convertible. And there’s Savanna Samson in a “hell”-acious orgy with Monique, Stefani, Evan, Christian XXX and Jay Huntington, among others.

DDDA was an AVN award winner for 2007 and features the full roster of Vivid Girls in various leading and supporting roles. The film also fueled a publicity storm when cable network Showtime developed a reality show about its creation. While it can never supplant the original, it is not meant to. And if you go into this film thinking it a full-on tribute to one of the most enduring adult films of all-time as opposed to a half-cocked retread, you will find yourself truly entertained.

Stars: Savanna Samson Monique Alexander Lacie Heart Sunny Leone Stefani Morgan Erika Jordan Jennifer Lee Angie Savage Evan Stone Marty Romano Penny Flame Christian XXX Jay Huntington Derrick Pierce Kayla Paige Cassidey Staci Thorn Samantha Ryan Hillary Scott Lisa Daniels Courtney Simpson Kina Kai

Categories: Feature Cheerleader Schoolgirls High Definition

Running Time: 122 minutes

Released: 07/2007

Studio Name: Vivid Entertainment

Series: Debbie Does Dallas – Vivid

Director: Paul Thomas

OMG I Fucked My Daughter’s BFF

September 6, 2011

If you’re a guy, there are certain tell-tale signs that you’ve officially become “old”. They include: sleep injuries, having more hair in your nose and ears than on your head, and a sudden, strange compulsion to wear dress socks with sandals.

Here’s another way to determine if you’re old. Quick: what do the acronyms FBI, CIA and NCAA stand for?

Okay, now what do the acronyms *$, LH6 and BHIMBGO stand for?

If you didn’t have any idea about that second list, you are old. Even more ironic, is that BHIMBGO is text talk for “Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old”. In other words, it’s a shorthand term a young person uses when joking that he or she is getting old, which makes you really old.

Anyway, getting old is quite alright, guys. It happens to everyone … even the dudes in the Devil’s Film release OMG I Fucked My Daughter’s BFF. But, hey, it didn’t stop them from chasing some hot-ass tail belonging to their daughter’s best friends forever, so why should it stop you!?

First up is Memphis Joy. Now, we’ve touched on this before in other reviews and we’ll say it again now: some girls just have “it”. Whatever “it” is, it does not always have to do purely with looks. That’s not to suggest Memphis is unattractive, but most would probably look past her in a line-up of today’s hottest XXX stars. As you’ll see, however, in her cock-sucking ability, she may have more sex appeal per square inch of her body than anyone you’ll see on film. Translation: she has “it”.

In her scene, Memphis has to get a dress for her pal, Ashlynn. The problem is it’s in her dad’s room, not her own. Another problem, you’ll note, is her dad is still in said room sleeping. The final problem is that, instead of slipping into his room to get the dress and leave, she lingers to take pictures of the sleeping giant, who happens to slumber in the buff. Of course, he wakes up. She can’t help but wonder out loud what he was dreaming about as his cock was rock hard. Whatever it was, from now on he’ll be dreaming about Memphis choking herself with his giant member. Man, can she deep throat! She takes him about half a dozen times down to his balls initiating her gag reflex each time. You fully expect his stiff rod to poke out the back of her neck at any point, though it doesn’t. And how she keeps the contents of her breakfast from escaping to daylight is beyond us. She is soon out of her clothes and on her back letting Jay Crew lick her pussy and plug her asshole with his index finger. After begging for his penis (yes, she calls it a penis, which is so cute) he pops her pussy in mish. She gets on top of him and rides his cock while treating her own asshole to the second knuckle of her middle finger like she’s searching for the right bowling ball. She gets a strike, cumming incredibly hard on his cock. She musters up enough energy to bounce on his cock in RCG and then returns to the deep throating once again. After taking him in doggie, she drinks every drop of his cum.

Kaylee Hilton, in the second scene, is exactly the type of girl you envision speaking in acronyms. This reviewer hasn’t seen enough of her in action to determine if her disposition in this film is really the way she is or if she just happens to be one of the best method actors of our time. Regardless, she absolutely nails the carefree, ditzy blonde stereotype. Oh, she also nails Mark Wood. He comes looking for his daughter, Jennifer, who will brb (be right back) as she’s gone to grab a sandwich (maybe a BLT?) Kaylee gets embarrassed when she inadvertently makes a cock jacking motion with her hands. Mark calls her out, but gets turned on at the same time. Meanwhile, Kaylee observes “Mr. Wood’s wood” growing in size by the second and she’s not shy about wanting to see more. She grips his shaft with one hand and drops her mouth over the head, which if nothing else, muffles the valley girl act for a spell. Her pink tank comes off and you realize this skinny girl has been smuggling one huge pair of lovely tits the whole time. She fucks him in CG and he returns the favor in doggie. RCG and mish follow, giving you prime viewing of her clit and the shiny, metal stud running through it. In the end, her face gets plastered with cum and a vapid smile as she takes his entire load.

When dad comes to wake up his daughter, Libby, in the next scene, he is in for a rude awakening. It’s an ironic twist since she was the one scheduled for the rude awakening. After getting no response despite his raised voice, he pulls back the covers to reveal Rylie Richman in her place, topless and in a pair of panties. It turns out she’s covering for Libby who went to an all-night party with her new boyfriend. Because Rylie told her BFF she’d take care of her dad, she stays true to her word, sucking his cock. Continuing to “take one for the team” she lets him 69 her, fuck her in RCG, CG and even lick her asshole. All along you get some nice shots of her shaved twat and natural tits. Some doggie fucking precedes a vigorous finger fuck and some mish, before Rylie deep throats the cum to the tip of his cock. Taking over from there, daddy jacks it onto her face and tits.

In the last scene, Alyssa Branch is out by the pool sunning and texting, texting and sunning when Talon comes by looking for his daughter, Carly. Unfortunately, she is not there as she went to get a replacement bathing suit. Hers had a tear in it. Talon’s a little put off, but he had a rough day, so he decides to join her by his pool. When she decides to get up to get a drink, his hand “accidentally” gets tangled up in her bikini string. Her bottoms slip off and she is momentarily embarrassed, but out of her suit faster than you can say “statutory”. She plies her mouth to his stiff cock, fucking him then in RCG, doggie, CG and mish on the stone retaining wall that surrounds the upper crust swimming hole. In lieu of a refrigerated beverage, she drinks instead his warm, sticky cum, which hopefully has a fairly high SPF. The sun can be rather unforgiving, you know.

“OMG” is solid and the girls do a wonderful job of selling the fantasy. And for the guys out there in XXX-watching land, remember: age is only a number; it isn’t how you look, but how you feel that really matters. They say with age comes wisdom; we say with age comes you … all over some BFF’s hot ass.

Now, go get ’em, Tiger!

Stars: Alyssa Branch Kaylee Hilton Rylie Richman Tristyn Kennedy

Categories: New Release Blondes Teen All Sex Schoolgirls High Definition

Running Time: 128 minutes

Released: 08/2011

Studio Name: Devil’s Film Devils Film

University Gang Bang 8

August 30, 2011

There is a lot more to the college experience than just studying. Because attending an institute of higher learning is most likely the first time in a teenager’s life when he or she is away from home for extended periods of time, college offers 18-year-olds their first opportunity to navigate life without authority figures lording over them at every turn. It’s a chance for them to draw upon all the sage advice and guidance provided to them during their formative years and apply it to everyday situations.

And most of the time they fail.

When teenagers finally leave the nest, they quickly realize that the next few years are the only time in their lives when the alibi of youth will allow them to eat, drink, smoke, and fuck all those things their parents warned them about. So, it’s no secret that the hot-ass girls in the eighth installment of the University Gang Bang series by Devil’s Film are taking advantage of their newfound freedom by opening up every one of their holes for cock.

If nothing else, you find out a lot about what you like and what you dislike when you’re in college. And how can these girls find out whether or not they like being total whores if they aren’t willing to succumb to impromptu gang-bangs with several members of the male student body?

Jennifer White, Ashlynn Leigh and Courtney Taylor star in this two-hour-plus hazing ritual for wannabe sluts. Filled with tons of DPs, anal fucking and huge cumshots, the film will show that all three graduate at the top of their class.

Stars: Jennifer White Ashlynn Leigh Jenner Alex Gonz Keni Styles Bill Bailey Daniel Hunter Chad Diamond Courtney Taylor

Categories: GangBang Anal New Release All Sex Schoolgirls Double Penetration High Definition

Running Time: 129 minutes

Released: 07/2011

Studio Name: Devil’s Film Devils Film

Series: University Gang Bang

Massage School Girls

July 29, 2011

For many, few things in life are more pleasurable than a rubdown from a sexy girl that includes more intimate touching than they do at the hoity-toity spa. Massage has been a theme in porn repeatedly through the years, but it’s more common than usual lately. Maybe it’s like mainstream Hollywood, land of “me too” movies. (Remember how two Christopher Columbus movies came out in 1992? No? Trust us, it happened.) Truly it doesn’t matter why, because stroking is always sexy, and Powersville Inc. has given us its own hot masseuse flick with “Massage School Girls,” starring several of current porn’s cutest babes.

With her golden curls and succulent cherry lips, cover girl Chastity Lynn is as cute today as the day she first hardened our cocks three years ago. She teases first, eye-fucking us through the camera lens as she writhes on a massage table and plays with herself. In this scene, despite the movie title, she’s the one getting a massage from her lover, a professional massage therapist. As he rubs her down with a touch of oil, she tells him about her recent discovery that she can squirt. They both wish he could have been there to see it, but in this energetic scene, Chastity manages to show him her newfound skill at shooting jets of lady-cum. Chastity is not shy about expressing her pleasure vocally, either – wear headphones if you don’t want people to hear what you’re up to.

Pretty Allie Haze is the new Vivid Girl, but she filmed this before signing that contract. This scene proves she’d be valuable to any company. Her client, in a monologue like something from Hunter S. Thompson’s imagination, describes a Chinese ball massage technique he experienced in his travels. According to him, the women would work on a guy’s balls for a day and a half before even touching his shaft. Allie offers to pack up and leave if her professional skills aren’t what he wants. He counters that the women who learn this technique are professionals. Finally, once he’s flashed some cash and worn down her resistance, Allie agrees to give him a “full release” – cock and balls. As she gets into it, she enjoys it so much that she offers to use her mouth and then her pussy, for extra money. The client demonstrates his clit and G-spot massage skills. You’ll want your own Allie Haze when you see how good she is at applying Eastern massage techniques!

Not one to mince words, Beverly Hills asks her client right away if he’s law enforcement, so there was never any question of the stroking she’s willing to do. This whiskey-voiced, pretty, long-haired brunette is the bustiest girl in this movie and the only one who takes it up the ass, so if you’re an anal aficionado who likes big tits, you know which scene you’re likely to enjoy the most. She does ass-to-mouth, too! You’re going to love watching this hot girl get freaky with her muscular client.

McKenzee Miles is intense for a masseuse, with a Tracy Flick-like fervor gleaming in her piercing blue eyes as she hands her client a towel, explaining that his room is ready and all he needs to do is get undressed and lie on the table. She rubs his back, but it becomes clear that his is a different kind of tension that requires more. The gleam in her eyes comes from her excitement about feeling a cock in her hand, her mouth, and her pussy. Her client is equally excited once he sees that her tight body is as hot as her massage technique – his cock jumps for joy as she strips and climbs on to give a body-to-body rubdown!

Director Jim Powers knows fans like to see some good, hot stroking. He’s picked four of the most appealing young babes in porn. There’s nothing like a full release from a sexy girl!

Stars: Chastity Lynn Joey Brass Allie Haze Scott Lyons Joel Lawrence McKenzee Miles Eric John Beverly Hills
Categories: New Release High Definition Schoolgirls All Sex Teen
Running Time: 130 minutes
Released: 06/2011
Studio Name: Powersville Inc
Series: Massage School Girls
Director: Jim Powers

Private School Nymphos 3

July 19, 2011

Nymphos are nymphos whether they go to a public school or a private institution, but the argument could be made that private school girls are much nastier.

The reasons:

First, private or parochial schools are often affiliated with religious groups. The stricter the upbringing, the more likely it is that these girls stray from the flock when they reach the age of consent.

Second, the student-teacher ratio at private institutions is much smaller than at public schools. That means more one-on-one time between instructor and pupil, which means more time for sparks to fly. It also means fewer other students around to blow the whistle on an illicit affair.

Third, private school is very, very expensive, which means the girls in attendance come from wealthy households. That, in turn, means they probably get nothing less than charge accounts from daddy to spend on whatever their precious little hearts desire. When you always get what you want, you begin to turn your attention to the things you shouldn’t have, including teacher’s obvious trouser bulge.

Last, the visual evidence is right here! You don’t see any series called Public School Girls do you? No, you don’t, and only the most maniacal of nymphomaniacs would dare fuck authority figures and capture it all on tape for the enjoyment of others.

Mark Wood, Toni Ribas and Michael Stefano among others do the honor of doing these young scamps. It’s a line-up of hot pussy reminiscent of Combat Zone’s film Adult Supervision Required, but any time you get to see the lovely Emma Mae in action, it’s a good day. She’s a flat-out looker.

Stars: Nadia Noel Emma Mae Tia Tilton Brooke Logan Lloyd Platinum Faye Tality Michelle Rica Natali Laroux Mark Wood Toni Ribas Michael Stefano Jenner John Espizedo Ivy Rider

Categories: New Release Teen All Sex Schoolgirls High Definition

Running Time: 172 minutes

Released: 06/2011

Studio Name: Smash Pictures

Series: Private School Nymphos

Harmony Goes Public with ‘Young Harlots’

July 15, 2011

via AVN

LONDON—Harmony has made its hardcore Young Harlots line a public spectacle, involving civilian clubgoers in porn shoots.

“We hosted a party at a club here here in the West End of London and shot sex with the porn stars in and around the delighted public,” said director Gazzman, who flew in James Deen from Los Angeles for the occasion. “It was filthier than the royal wedding.”

Harmony, which won Best Studio Brand at last month’s ETO Awards , the prestigious trade event for the U.K.’s adult community, has launched YoungHarlotsAcademy.com with continually updated content, and continues to shoot the hard-edged glamour for which the studio has picked up several stateside adult honors including past nominations in the AEBN VOD Awards.

The party footage from this and future events will be used in the Young Harlots and Nymphomaniac lines. Joining Deen at the London event were Lou Charmelle, Megan Coxxx, Paige Fox, Kit Cox and Tony DeSergio.

“We had to get people who were comfortable having sex in front of the general public,” Gazzman said. “There’s a difference between a controlled porn shoot, where everyone is a known commodity, and a London club. But Megan Coxxx and Kit Cox, no relation, went at it with gusto.

“Of course, we made sure that everyone identifiable on film signed a release,” he adds.

Harmony’s directors travel regularly to the U.S., filming the likes of Tori Black, Bobbi Starr, Kimberly Kane, and Dana DeArmond opposite European talent, and also shoot Porn Valley’s finest across European hot-spots such as Prague and Budapest for big budget productions.

“There is no country in the world as perverted as Britain,” said Gazzman, a Scot. “We are happy to have been recognised by the ETO and are looking forward to continuing to showcase dirty girls—in the person of Megan Coxxx—on our next trip to America later this month.”

See more Young Harlots in action now!

Schoolgirl Report 3

May 2, 2011

“What parents find unthinkable” according to the subtitle of the third installment in the Schoolgirl Report series, you might find unfathomable. Vicious scenes of senseless brutality and sexploitation on a hyper-inflated scale await in what originally began as an innocent look at the purported teenage sexual habits in 1970s Germany.

Marketed as actual documentaries of German youth, volumes one and two of what became a sensation internationally recounted the supposed real tales of Teutonic teenage skylarking in flashback form. Interspersed between the stories of delicate young flowers being corrupted by peers and authority figures were man-on-the-street interviews, which gave you glimpses into the direction the prevailing moral winds were blowing among the common folk.

Now, it doesn’t take too long to figure out that the whole she-bang is a put-on and not to be taken too seriously. Adding to the nostalgic feel of the films are long-haired co-eds prancing around in groovy get-ups and bulky underwear, flaunting poofy pubes and tat-less extremities all to Gerd Wilden’s crazy soundtracks that fall somewhere between Austin Powers and Esquivel. But, while the third volume of this seemingly light-hearted trip through time makes use of the same conventions, it takes a rather disturbing turn with its overtly gratuitous portrayals of forcible sex and its rather cringe-inducing fantasy scenarios. To make things even more perturbing, some of the girls don’t seem to fall into that, “I’m really 24, but if I put my hair in pigtails I can pass myself off as borerline illegal” territory. At times you really do wonder how these producers were able to get parents/guardians/adults who should know better to look the other way. Granted, none of it is overzealously graphic, easily falling under the soft-core banner, with feigned penetration and the like, but these are mighty gritty themes to be tossing about in any format, let alone to pass them off as commonplace sexual occurrences in the minds and lives of an underage populous too young to understand the ramifications of such actions.

The film is entirely in German, so it may be easier to gloss over some of scenarios and focus more on the cute young girls and their gorgeous bodies. But while some things are better left unsaid, other things may have been better un-filmed. If you are particularly sensitive to very extreme imagery, whether explicitly on display or, as it is in this case, implied, you might be better off watching the first two films in the series.

Though the producers strayed perhaps a bit too far from their original intent, this series remains one of the all-time titillating relics of the sexploitation era. As always, reserve judgment until after you watch it for yourself. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Stars: Sonja Spitzweg Johannes Buzalski

Categories: Euro Teen Classic International All Sex Schoolgirls 70’s Gold

Running Time: 80 minutes

Released: 03/1972

Studio Name: Impulse

Series: Schoolgirl Report

Director: Ernst Hofbauer Walter Boos