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Featured Movie: Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody

October 7, 2011

The success of Bridesmaids was bound to inspire a porn parody, and Smash Pictures leapt at the chance with Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody. It’s remarkably faithful to the original with the obvious pornified extras. Annie (Samantha Swallows) spends a disappointing night with Ted (Anthony Rosano), who kicks her out the next morning because he doesn’t want her getting emotionally attached. Besides, he’s also fucking a married woman. Unfortunately for Annie’s ego, that day her best friend Lillian (Sarah Vandella) tells her she’s engaged. She wants Annie to be maid of honor.

Meanwhile, in contrast to the hilariously awful sex that Ted inflicted on Annie during the opening credits, he and the married woman (Katie St. Ives) have a great time. She sucks him like a candy cane, rides him actively, and lets him finger her ass. The way her pale skin reddens from his spanking is tasty. Best of all, he cums on her pussy, pushes it inside with several more thrusts, and then scoops up the load to feed it to her. Katie is barely recognizable with longer, darker hair, but she’s still a little sex bomb. Her petite body and perky tits are in top form and she has a sexy little patch of fur on her mound.

At the engagement party, Annie meets the other bridesmaids. Lillian’s cousin Rita (Kagney Linn Karter) is a desperately unhappy mother of three. Beca (April O’Neil) is a giddy newlywed. Megan (Sasha Knox), Lillian’s future sister-in-law, is a nymphomaniac tomboy. As Megan tells Annie of her recent gangbang-related injury, Lillian and fiancé Dougie (Eric Swiss) sneak off for some quality time. It’s sweeter than the usual porn sex, with Eric taking time to service her with fingers and tongue in between several contortionist-worthy positions.

Annie meets Helen and instantly sees the rich, snooty bridesmaid as her rival — and that’s before she learns that Helen is Ted’s other fuckbuddy. After the party, Annie’s so distracted by mocking Helen that her bad driving gets her pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Rhodes (veteran stud Jack Lawrence) is a cute Irish cop who takes a shine to Annie.

If you’ve seen Bridesmaids, then you’ll recall the bridesmaids’ dress fitting disaster. You’ll want to watch even though there’s no fucking, because the toilet humor is still hilarious.

Anxious Annie mixes downers and alcohol, resulting in the bridesmaids being kicked off their flight to Las Vegas for the bachelorette party. While everybody else is marched out, Beca and Rita lag behind to fuck right there at the deserted metal detectors. April O’Neil (Beca) is a favorite of many lesbian porn lovers and you’ll see why here. Beca’s excited to have somebody finally eat her out — something her new husband won’t do — and she’s just as eager to taste her first pussy and toy-fuck Rita.

Meanwhile, Megan shows her gratitude to the air marshal (Bill Bailey) for not shooting Annie. Sasha Knox (Megan) is an underrated performer, never breaking character while delivering the movie’s raunchiest performance. She’s a bigger girl than the others, but she has an earthy sexuality and she swallows.

Once Annie finds out Ted is fucking Helen, she goes ape shit and ends up getting uninvited from the wedding. She tracks down Officer Rhodes, looking to fuck the pain away. Rhodes takes Annie home, where he warms her up with a long tongue bath and fingering. Annie gets him ready orally and then takes a much better ride than she’s probably had in a long time, even getting anally fingered, and she enjoys a nice creamy finish.

Will Annie be reinstated as maid of honor? Will saboteur Helen get her comeuppance? Well, everybody loves a happy ending. Anybody else who might think of spoofing this story has a hard act to follow.

Stars: Sasha Knox Sara Vandella Kagney Linn Karter April O’Neil Katie St. Ives Samantha Swallows Jay Ashley Julian St. Jox Adam Wood Heidi Mayne Bill Bailey Jack Lawrence Anthony Rosano Eric Swiss
Categories: New Release Feature Adult Humor Parody High Definition
Running Time: 150 minutes
Released: 10/2011
Studio Name: Smash Pictures
Series: XXX Parody
Director: Jim Powers

Movie Review: Fan Bang With Sabrina Deep

November 12, 2010

Once upon a time, not so long ago, Howard Stern declared Canadian porn Amazon Sabrina Deep the Queen of Bukkake. Armed with this title, she set out to claim another: Queen of the Fan Bang. Sabrina has staged bukkake parties and gangbangs with her fans across the northern hemisphere, often filming them and streaming them for her website members. At the beginning of “Fan Bang With Sabrina Deep,” as the credits roll, we hear director Beth Ann Rafael call Sabrina at home in Italy to let her know that Metro Media Entertainment would like her to come to Porn Valley to shoot a gangbang movie with her fans.

Sabrina arrives at the airport and there’s a brief interview in the car. They go to the Hollywood sign and scout the location for the movie, where you see other porn girls getting hair and makeup done. That night Sabrina goes to Sardo’s in Burbank for the famous Porn Star Karaoke to promote the fan bang and recruit guys, and winds up singing “Come Together” (how apropos!) and being a human shot glass holder for karaoke hostess Nicki Hunter. Sabrina meets a couple of fans ahead of time, giving them a thrill. We all know from her pictures and her bio that she is naturally sexy, beautiful, and nearly six feet tall, with super-long, curly brown hair. What you learn from these pre-fuck scenes is that Sabrina can be funny and charming as much as she can be an insatiable cum slut.

The gangbang has a circus theme with acrobats, fire-breathers, jugglers, and clowns. Sabrina is the ringmaster and Ginger Lynn is hosting the festivities.

Two tattooed, rigid studs get first honors while the two fluffer babes get her next fans ready. Soon Sabrina is completely in her element. The first guys really get her heated up and she’s even more enthusiastic for the second pair, even if they are a bit less studly. One of these guys is so excited that he pops early, but hey, he can go to the back of the line and get himself worked up for another go-round.

Sabrina moves easily through the 40 guys, some of whom seem like naturals while others need coaching. This movie makes you appreciate that fucking for the cameras needs choreography just like dancing does. Some of the guys are hard enough to go for anal and Sabrina takes it all in stride as she slips deeper into cock drunkenness. Later, during a break to let the guys rest, Sabrina admits that taking it up the ass was her favorite part. Meanwhile, Ginger plays hostess and interviews some of the guys. When they come back from the break, we find out that all of this is happening on Sabrina’s birthday! What a way to party, eh?

The same guys who kicked off the first half are the first to go in the second half. These are probably the most like real porn studs out of the bunch, so it’s easy to see why they were chosen to get things moving. In the second half, there is still more cum-splashing action and all of Sabrina’s hungry holes get stuffed. If you love gangbangs, then this hot, creative take on the niche is a must-see! After all, it’s literally a circus.