Remember that scene in “Dazed and Confused” when the Wooderson character says: “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” The whole She’s Half My Age franchise is much like that. Every year Brandon Iron, producer and pretty much sole male talent, gets older and these girls stay the same age. However, if “she is half my age” that would make Brandon a perpetual 38-year-old, which is not the case, but you get the idea.
Brandon simply loves what he does and it shines through. In this volume, he racks up more notches in his belt while taking on some young hotties from the Czech Republic. Some can barely speak English and some can’t speak even one word of it, but that doesn’t factor in at all. Besides, it’s tough to be fluent in anything with a giant cock stuffed down your throat.
In the first scene, Monica Sweet talks to her boyfriend, but is being stalked by somebody hiding behind tree. No matter. The two steal away to an apartment where she sucks him off and takes a shot of cum to her mouth. The phone rings and someone is on his way up to the apartment, but we won’t know who the guy is until later as the scene is “to be continued…”
Elis Diamond is a brunette with small natural tits. She doesn’t speak a lick of English, but she understands the word “fuck”. She strips down to black panties and then slips out to reveal a completely shaven pussy. When the pillow drops to the floor, she drops to her knees and sucks off Brandon’s giant dick. She is delicate and gentle, not exactly what you’d expect from the Eastern Bloc. His western cock slips into her slit in a nice penetration shot. There is some mish, some side fucking, CG and doggie, plus a nice cumshot onto her ass in POV.
Lexxis Brown wears some skin-tight black leather hot pants and red top. Things get even hotter when she slides out of those pants to reveal some leopard print undies. There are also some small, perky tits on this one and, of course, minimal English. Once again the pillow hits the floor and you know what’s coming next. Over the course of the movie the act of the pillow on the hardwood becomes almost Pavlovian in nature, eliciting a conditioned response. The cock comes out as does a hearty “Wow” from Lexxis’ mouth. We’re pretty sure that means the same in Eurasia as it does here.
Rhiana Samuel is a scorchingly hot brunette. She’s a nude model, but apparently modeling isn’t the only thing she likes to do nude. With her totally shaved slit, she and the others are dispelling some of the notions about Eastern Bloc girls and their penchant for being hirsute horndogs. The fucking follows the same formula as previous scenes, though she swallows Brandon’s load here. Because she knows little English all she can do is take it and smile. If only more girls were like that!
Cameron Gold is a blonde waif who looks like a seasoned fuck pro, bending over and spreading out her pussy lips and ass the minute the little red light goes on. She attacks Brandon’s cock with gusto, stroking, sucking, and sampling his balls. Her fucking style resembles very much an American-made porn film, but as vigorous and thorough as she is, she’s probably watched hundreds of them. She even manages a foot job, trapping Brandon’s dick between her toe captains. She then takes an anal cream pie before cumfarting it back out. She may be half his age, but she has no doubt reached porn maturity.
Jessica Rox rocks. She has beautiful eyes, splendiferous ass and cute teen tits perfect for sucking. She also knows what to do with a cock, whether it’s with her mouth or sweet gash. But when you do something enough, her skills have more to do with muscle memory than anything else. Of course, when you get lifted off the ground, inverted and attempt to jack a cock, there might be some thinking involved, but she handles it beautifully, or maybe we should say footles it beautifully because of the footjob that commences shortly afterwards. A blast to the forehead completes the scene.
Sylvia Deluxe totally shoots down the shooting down of the previous theory about Eastern Bloc women and their hairiness. She has a full bush for all you fans of such things. Brandon even jokes about suturing some of her thicket to his skull to patch up some receding areas. That said, wait until you see her rack. They’re real and they’re spectacular! So too are her oral abilities and her riding abilities. You get a nice shot of her shrubbery as she bobs up and down on Brandon’s cock in RCG. As a bonus, you get an excellent shot of her ass when he bakes up a warm cream pie in her crotch oven.
Now, back to Monica. But we’ll just have to let you see how this one ends. As we’ve pointed out before, we don’t want to play spoiler, but there let’s just say there is a damn good reason she’s on the box cover!
SHMA 15 is over three hours of teenage mischief and one of the great teen series going. Despite the excellence, the transitions between scene can be quite bothersome, especially the one just before Sylvia’s scene. To that we say: Don’t adjust your picture. There is nothing wrong with your computer. A few of the scenes have some jump cuts that are akin to “yada yada yada-ing” over the action. You don’t actually miss any of the good stuff, but it definitely feels that way. Other than those small quibbles, Brandon is his usual bad, twisted self putting the lens into places they probably shouldn’t go. It makes for a very entertaining addition to this long-running series. We hope it doesn’t end any time soon.
Stars: Monica Sweet Cameron Angel Leony Dark Rhianna Samuel Lexxis Brown Silvie Deluxe Ellis Diamond Brandon Iron
Categories: New Release Small Tits Teen Gonzo P.O.V.
Running Time: 186 minutes
Released: 11/2010
Studio Name: Brandon Iron Productions
Series: She Is Half My Age
Director: Brandon Iron
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