Kelly Nichols

Sex Boat

Eighteen of the most beautiful girls and two of the ugliest from Penthouse, Chic and Hustler welcome you aboard the cruise of your life in Sex Boat, a true classic of adult cinema. Actually, the ugly broads are really Robert Lyon and Randy West, two industrious rubes who are horny enough and daring enough to gad about in women’s wear as they attempt to stowaway on a six-week, all-female cruise full of socialites and other high society types.

While sneaking onto the sea-bound vessel would be adventure enough for most, the fun is only starting for these two as they target and then seduce passengers and crew members while on deck, in their sleeping quarters and anywhere else they get the opportunity.

Roxanne Potts stars as the hot-as-balls captain. Jeanette James, Camilla Franklin, Eve Evans, Lynn Warlaumont and Kris Munroe are her crew. Lovely Kandy Barbour is the ship’s purser. Terry Galko, Pamela Nimo, Shirley McCracken and Andrea Parducci are passengers. And blonde babe Silvia Moser plays Laura, a precocious teen whose aunt desperately wants her to develop a bit of refinement.

With a whopping ten scenes encompassing just under 90 minutes of action, the sex really is, as the box says, “wetter than the water around it.” And now, having been fully remastered with digital sound and superior picture quality, the fucking is much clearer as well! If you’re a retro porn fan, you’ll absolutely adore this Love Boat/Bosom Buddies hybrid, along with pristine bodies free of artwork and, of course, the bountiful quantities of new wave bush.

Sex Boat is a keeper.

 

Stars:   Roxanne Potts Kelly Nichols Jeanette James Kandi Barbour Linda Reeves Silvia Moser Dana Dennis Renee La Paz Robert Lyon Pamela Jennings Randy West Cody Nicole Cory Baby Little Oral Annie Thomas Stone Loni Sanders Kevin James Stephanie Hillary Summers Mike Ranger R.J. Reynolds Greg Michaels Copper Penny Eve Evans Terry Galko Sherrie Smith Shirley McCracken Vicky Steele Camilla Franklin Dawn Swenson Jean King Kathy Hesun Kelly Hamilton Kris Munroe Linda Wogoman Lucy Bush Lynn Warlaumont Douglas Fairbank Svetlana Sue Holland Trudy Mabsen Alan Katz Bill Owen Sam Kinney Sam Lito

Categories: Feature Classic 80’s

Running Time:   83 minutes

Released:   09/1980

Studio Name:   VCX Home of the Classics

Director:   David Frazer

 

 

 

Ball Busters

If there are any lessons to take away from the Cal Vista classic called “Ball Busters” they are:

  1. 1. Never catch rays while wearing your hair mohawk-style when two cops are on your property looking for a seven-foot tall perp with purple hair. It’s the quickest way to being interrogated as Lois Ayres finds out.
  2. 2. When you let the cops into your house for their call-in, be sure that your sister has not used a straw in the past hour and that any sugar you have spilled does not land on your moms compact or you’ll then be subject to a full-cavity drug search.

Jamie Gillis and Dan T. Mann perform the search on Lois in the opening scene, bending her over and slipping a couple lubed-up rubber-gloved fingers into her pussy and asshole. Of course, fingers transform to cocks during the throat portion of the search. A threesome breaks out and Lois takes two loads onto her face and tits. It’s just the kind of auspicious opening you’d expect from director Alex DeRenzy, a guy who never shied away from the dirtier side of adult cinema.

Winner of the 1986 AVN Award for Best All Sex Release, Ball Busters sports an impressive line-up of some of the all-timers in porn including: Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn and John Leslie among others getting it on in true superstar fashion. Some of the other highlights include one of the more spank-worthy 69 scenes in latency memory between blonde lust maiden Gina Carrera and Jacqueline Lorians. The scene features well-paced alternating shots of each girl scooping out pussy juice from the other using their tongues. You can even see Gina’s ass clench up when she cums;  a scrumptious, tight-bodied and very young Nina Hartley violating her wedding vows with John Leslie’s stiff cock. Her ass was one of the finest around at the time and it looks incredible here as Leslie slides his cock up and down her crack before fucking her doggie style. He follows his maneuvering with a large splash of cum up Nina’s belly in RCG; And Kelly Nichols makes her move on blonde haired, blue-eyed California beach girl, Erica Idol using dirty talk and Billy Idol imagery. She also plays show and tell with the young scamp like a live instruction manual on how to make love to a woman and suck a man’s cock. It’s a truly amazing scene.

But for any Ginger Lynn fan, the 5’3″ 100-pound cock sucking machine completely knocks it out of the park here with a mindblowing blowjob performed on Dan T. Mann. On top of that, she takes it in the ass. Words cannot do this one justice, so we won’t even try. Just know that Ball Busters is a complete triumph of early adult cinema. What’s more, the version in our VOD  is the uncut version, digitally re-mastered for superior quality to the original.

So, which of the girls is the biggest ball buster? As always, you’ll have to tune in to judge for yourself.

Stars:   Gina Carrera Kelly Nichols Nina Hartley Jamie Gillis John Leslie Ginger Lynn Dan T. Mann Jacqueline Lorians Joanna Storm

Categories: Classic 80’s Gold Feature Award Winning Movies

Running Time:   81 minutes

Released:   05/1984

Studio Name:   Cal Vista Classic

Director:   Alex DeRenzy

 

Roommates

One of the ironies of classic porn films, especially those that are revered as some of the greatest of all time, is that they are often lacking in the porn department. If you compare films of yore to today’s offerings, you would see how much more brash and in-your-face current titles have become. But much like trying to decide once-and-for-all the best athlete of all time or the greatest band of all time, the idea that comparative analysis between films of different generations can produce incontrovertible evidence that one is better than the other is more food for thought and fodder for discussion than an exact science.

Today’s porn has a lot working for it that directors and producers didn’t have two or three decades ago: societal values are looser; porn is more acceptable; and the technology that exists today allows filmmakers to do things and capture things that just weren’t possible back then. Despite the advancements, it doesn’t necessarily follow that the level of shock value contained in adult films was any less prevalent then than it is now, if taken in correct context.

But when we say “lacking in the porn department” we don’t always refer to quality. And in the case of Roommates, from 1981, the concern for many die-hard porn fanatics is a question of frequency. Still, the film is considered a triumph of adult cinema and for good reason. It has an excellent script, solid acting and keen production values. It conquered the Adult Film Association of America awards the year it was released. And it even managed to cross over into mainstream territory thanks to its being given an “R-rating” makeover.

Directed by Chuck Vincent, Roommates concerns three women, all strangers, who share an apartment in the hopes of not only making it in New York City, but also putting behind them some of the headaches and heartaches that have followed them in their lives. Their arrangement is a chance for all of them to start anew.

Billie (Samantha Fox) is a former call girl who has aspirations of making it in the world of advertising. Joan (Veroncia Hart) is a drama school graduate who is trying to hit the big time as an actress. And Sherry (Kelly Nichols) is a prominent fashion model whose fast-paced lifestyle had taken its toll on her relationships and her sobriety. Over the course of the film, the three of them form a close bond, relying on each other to keep on the straight and narrow. However, as hard as they try, their pasts continue to haunt them.

Billie gets blackmailed by a former pimp who threatens to expose her past should she fail to keep turning tricks. She gives the occasional blowjob to various men throughout, including a very inexperienced client played by Ron Jeremy. She also services several men at a bachelor party, but feels the old pain return when she realizes the bachelor party is for her lover Jim (Jack Wrangler).

Meanwhile, Joan hits it off with a gay co-actor named Eddie (Jerry Butler) during auditions for an upcoming play. Though they are close, she has been carrying on with a married man for weeks, holing up in hotel rooms and the like for quickie fucks and blowjobs that she hopes will lead to a declaration of love. When she discovers that her lover’s wife is pregnant, she is crushed but finds solace (and an unexpected fuck buddy) in Eddie after the two are approached by an agent who says that he wants to represent them. In their celebration, they fall into each other’s arms, knowing that it ultimately can’t go anywhere.

Sherry, in contrast, has been living on the edge, drinking and doing amyl-nitrite in line with her party lifestyle. Much of the time, her vices take her into frightening territory where she gets abused and violated by strange men. During one binge, she does a 69; during another, she gets gang fucked by four ruffians who use a bottle and tire iron in the attack, and piss on her as a final humiliation. She gets rescued from that attack by a guy named Joel (Jamie Gillis), who turns out to be a deranged pervert who then stalks her. In one scene, he masturbates over Sherry’s unconscious body. In another, he coerces Sherry into taking off her panties in a classy restaurant and proceeds to rub her clit under the table with his bare foot. His mind-bending performance as the insatiable psychopath earned him Best Supporting Actor Awards from the AFAA and CAFA for his mind-bending performance.

Roommates is beautifully crafted, beautifully acted and offers a rather sobering look into the struggles of big city life for three young girls trying to make it to the big time. And while it bubbles over with street cred due to its stunning level of realism, it comes up just a bit short in  the fantasy department, which unfortunately hurts its porn cred. Should that in any way sully its status as one of the all-time great classics? Watch it and decide for yourself.

 

Running Time: 129 minutes
Released:   01/2003
Studio Name:   Video X Pix
Director:   Chuck Vincent