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Lexi Belle

Lexi BelleWhen we think of Lexi Belle, which is often, we’re reminded of a naughty, naked fairy who happens to be great at blowjobs and fucking. Ask any twentysomething guy who his favorite porn star is and he’s likely to say Lexi. Her beauty, cuteness, hot body, sexy helium-pitched voice, and sexual hunger make her one of the most beloved girls in the industry.

Cable network CNBC listed Lexi as one of the 12 most popular porn stars, citing the popularity of her website and her numerous industry awards. She has three trophies from AVN: Best All-Girl Couples Sex Scene in 2010 for “Field of Schemes 5,” Best New Web Starlet 2010, and Best Supporting Actress this year for “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.”

Born in Louisiana, Lexi grew up mostly in Mississippi, but moved to Southern California in high school. While Lexi was working in a video store at 18, a porn star’s husband discovered her. On a visit to a porno set, Lexi found her calling. Only a year after losing her virginity, Lexi – then going by Nollie – gave her first blowjob on camera. (See “Fuck Face” and “Hand to Mouth 6” to see how her oral expertise has blossomed.) That first scene was a boy/boy/girl threesome, a far cry from the girl/girl scenes on which many new starlets cut their teeth.

Now 23, Lexi’s growing into her beauty, but she retains her fresh look after five years. Lexi has become adept at giving some of the most orgasmic performances in porn. Although she hasn’t done anal, fans on certain message boards keep dissecting her Twitter for clues that she will.

Our pick for the guy to pop Lexi’s anal cherry, should she do it, would be her friend James Deen. She’s done some of her best scenes with him, including both installments of the Cuties series. If you’re looking for Lexi’s hottest fuck, a strong contender is her phenomenally horny pairing with James in “Cuties 2.” They enjoy each other so much they seem to forget the camera’s there. Almost from the start, she’s so worked up she invites him to fuck her asshole – twice! “You know better than to say that to me,” he says. Come on, man, do it! In “Batman XXX” she’s Batgirl to his Robin, and they fuck hard after spying on villains having a threeway. Lexi and James got their start around the same time and are about the same age.

Another friend is smut superstar Belladonna, who has directed many of Lexi’s hottest movies, including a scene with James in “Foot Soldiers: The Stomping Grounds.” Like Belladonna, Lexi is great at giving footjobs, as seen in her performances in this movie and its sequel. Many of Lexi’s hottest lesbian shenanigans take place in Belladonna movies, especially the Lexi, Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, and Joanna Angel orgy in “Girl Train.” Belladonna collected her favorite Lexi scenes in “Belladonna: The Best of Lexi Belle.”

Porn gives Lexi more time to do things like painting, going to Six Flags, and snowboarding. She’s a Star Wars fanatic and a former mohawked school band geek who played trombone. Lexi has a great sense of humor, as you can tell by the Twitter icon she uses – a portrait in clown makeup, sticking out her tongue, from a shoot she did for Juliland.com. Although she claims she was shy in high school, Lexi loves being naked and drawing attention to herself – usually at the same time, which is why she’s a natural for porn – and has a spontaneous streak.

Lexi isn’t afraid of getting adventurous. No one who’s ever seen “Hogtied: Featuring Lexi Belle” could forget seeing her bound with rope as orgasms are pulled from her firm body with a vibrator. Lexi delves into voyeurism and cuckolding in “Slutty & Sluttier 10.” First she fucks Toni Ribas while maintaining extensive eye contact with her man, played by Manuel Ferrara, who watches through a window. When Toni leaves, Manuel tells Lexi she’s a dirty whore who needs to clean up. Still wet from her shower, Lexi sucks Manuel’s big dick before he pulls her onto him for a hard and deep fuck with a bit of consensual choking for good measure. If you’re open to rough sex and kink, it’s hard not to get off on such erotic sights and sounds.

Every new Lexi Belle scene gets us as excited as the one before it. Coming from people who watch lots of porn, that’s saying something!

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Batman XXX: A Porn Parody

Batman XXX: A Porn ParodyLast year’s best-selling, most rented adult movie was “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.” With summer superhero movie season in full swing, we thought it was a good time to revisit this instant classic from Vivid and director Axel Braun. It looks and feels like the 1960s “Batman” TV series — easily one of the best porn parodies ever.

Bruce Wayne (Dale DaBone) and young Dick Grayson (James Deen) are playing a comically complex multi-tier chess game when the Riddler (Evan Stone) sneaks into Wayne Manor and kidnaps Bruce’s fiancée, Lisa Carson (Kimberly Kane). Once imprisoned, Lisa’s willing to blow and fuck the Riddler for a softer mattress. She even lets him screw her in the ass! Sometimes prim little rich girls are the biggest freaks. Lisa looks great in lingerie and stockings, which she leaves on. She’s the dirtier of this pair, frequently strumming her clit and asking if her asshole is gaping for him. Lisa ends up covered in villainous cum, but the real riddle is whether she can go back to Bruce Wayne now that she’s unleashed her inner bad girl.

Batman and Robin follow a clue from the Riddler and invade an evildoers’ nightclub using the old “climbing a rope up the building” entrance that allows for an amusing Ron Jeremy cameo. Telling Robin to wait outside, Batman enters the club. He meets Molly (Alexis Texas), a blonde sitting at the bar, and they dance the Bat-Tusi, but not for long because she got the bartender to spike his grapefruit juice. Before Molly takes Batman to the Riddler, she has her way with the hero. First she gives him an incredible blowjob, then she rides him cowgirl style, her ass looking as incredible as always. On her request, Batman spanks her and kneads her butt cheeks as she pumps up and down on his cock. As the caped crusader approaches climax, Molly drops to her knees to finish him with her mouth and hands.

When Robin returns to Commissioner Gordon’s office to alert him of Batman’s disappearance, the commissioner is on the phone with his daughter Barbara (Lexi Belle). She hears enough to know this is a job for Batgirl. The mild-mannered librarian turned heroine arrives at the commissioner’s office with a plan to find the Riddler and Batman by first finding the Joker. Batgirl and Robin enter the lair of the Joker (Randy Spears, who couldn’t be more perfectly cast) just as he’s bragging to Catwoman (gorgeous Tori Black) about his assured takeover as the world’s king super criminal. Catwoman is unimpressed when he offers to fuck her while they wait for the Riddler to bring Batman and Lisa Carson, so instead the Joker has fun with his groupies (Syren Sexton and Andy San Dimas). The girls don’t play with each other, but they share the Joker’s cock nicely, especially Andy, who masturbates while waiting her turn. It’s especially hot when they team up on him orally. “Now remember: I want you to SMILE while you take the load!” says the Joker.

Aroused by watching the threeway, Batgirl asks Robin to show her why they call him Boy Wonder and strips out of her boots and bodysuit, leaving on the mask and cape. Robin goes down on Batgirl before whipping out his large cock – who knew the Boy Wonder was packing such a package? Lexi Belle is porn’s cutest little fuck-bunny and she always does some of her hottest scenes with James Deen, and this time is no different. Batgirl is one horny lass, riding Robin energetically and making sure he hears how much she enjoys his big cock. They’re both so worked up that they end up giving us the shortest fuck in the movie, but that doesn’t make it any less hot. As Robin paints Batgirl’s compact, perky body with his seed, she humps the air as if she just can’t get enough Boy Wonder action! They’ve made so much noise that Catwoman’s henchmen capture them. So much for the rescue.

The Riddler brings Batman and Lisa Carson to the Joker, soon followed by Catwoman with the Boy Wonder and Batgirl in tow. From the moment she walks in the room, Catwoman and Batman’s historic sexual tension is in full effect. Batman XXX: A Porn ParodyThe Joker interrupts their love/hate flirtation to announce his intention to destroy them with his ray gun. Angry that he’s changed the plan, Catwoman unties Batman to foil the Joker’s scheme and a fight ensues, complete with joke references to the “POW!” and other fight titles we know and love from the 1960s series. Batgirl takes a bound Joker and Riddler to the police, Lisa is free to go, and Batman and Robin now owe Catwoman big time.

“Holy Threesome, Batman!” says Robin. While Batman feels up Catwoman, she kisses Robin passionately. She sucks the Caped Crusader’s cock while the Boy Wonder licks the pussy’s pussy. Catwoman fucks the hell out of both heroes like it’s going out of style, riding them actively and always greedy for a dick at each end. She’s one of the sexiest Catwomen ever, her tanned skin glowing under bright lights that make every long line of her natural body gleam. Beyond beautiful, she’s the perfect feline seductress and highly erotically charged. This slippery kitty has nine lives – stay tuned for the cliffhanger ending after she drinks their cream!

Krysta Kaos Joins Burning Angel Regulars in ‘P.O.V. Punx 5’

LOS ANGELES—Now available across the AEBN theater network, Burning Angel Entertainment‘s P.O.V. Punx 5 is much more than just the latest entry in Joanna Angel’s AVN Award-nominated point-of-view porn franchise. Most importantly, it signals the sexual blossoming of shapely rock & roll beauty Krysta Kaos, one of the alt-porn princess’ most precious assets.

A sexy daughter of the City of Angels with a growing collection of ink, Krysta Kaos cites hardcore music, video games and bands like Pennywise, Metallica, and Pantera as her influences. Her authentic heavy-metal swagger is augmented by a voracious sexual appetite and a healthy attitude toward all things erotic.

“I’m here to sexually enlighten the whole world,” Kaos declares in no uncertain terms, and once you’ve seen her in action you’ll believe her. In addition, the movie also features stellar contributions from inked-up Burning Angel regulars Katie St. Ives, Shay Ryan and sexy AVN Award nominee Kylee Kross. They share the screen—and the cocks—with such newer additions to the BA family as Indigo Augustine and Ana Diego.

Featuring six scenes of XXX action, P.O.V. Punx 5 follows these sultry new-wave vixens through intense workouts embellished with plenty of anal sex and messy facials. And it’s all set to an original score that features some cool alt-rock sounds.

As always, this entertaining punk-porn hybrid’s hardcore action is laced with the kind of offbeat humor that’s become the Burning Angel trademark. As Joanna puts it, “Watching these P.O.V. scenes will make you feel like the girls are in your bedroom. There’s no bullshit in this movie—no cheesy stripteases or fake moaning and groaning. It’s just my slutty punk rock girlfriends being themselves!”

Simpsons, the XXX Parody: Marge and Homer’s Sex Tape

Simpsons, the XXX Parody: Marge and Homer's Sex TapeMainstream pop culture observers seem shocked that a “Simpsons” porn parody exists, but those of us who write about smut for a living are only surprised that it took this long. “Simpsons, the XXX Parody: Marge and Homer’s Sex Tape” was worth the wait. Every fan so inclined to watch a porn version of the show is probably most interested in seeing how they portray that blue-haired siren, Marge Simpson. You’ll be happy to know that XBIZ Female Performer of the Year Andy San Dimas is playing the part. Even if you aren’t a fan yet, you’ll be glad she was cast. Beyond the main event, there are sex scenes with other favorite Springfield characters as well.

As the movie begins, Homer (Anthony Rosano, but we see little of him because he’s usually behind the camera) trades the sex tape he and Marge made for a bag of doughnuts. The rest of the movie is a look at the illicit footage itself. Marge, posing in front of a full-length mirror with the camera behind her, feels frisky about the sexual possibilities that arise thanks to the new camcorder. Something else arises in Homer’s pants once he finally realizes Marge is telling him she wants to make a sex tape. She lets her hair down and starts to blow him, her dirty talk adding lots of excitement. Just as it’s getting hot, Homer’s attention wanders to the TV, where a McBain porno has just started playing.

After shooting the bad guy, McBain (Evan Stone) heroically lays female sidekick Nancy (Atlanta Hawks dancer turned porn star Briana Blair) on a tabletop and gives it to her just like you would want everybody’s favorite yellow action hero to do. Nancy squeals in pleasure with his manly thrusts and begs for his load on her daffodil-colored ass. When he’s done, there’s no time for cuddling because there are more Korean plutonium thieves to hunt down. Nobody in porn could have been better cast as McBain than Evan Stone.

Homer films Marge while she’s dusting and talks her into flashing some lemony ass cheek, against her better judgment – she worries that a neighbor could walk in at any minute. Sure enough, Moe (James Deen, looking better than cartoon Moe but definitely sounding the part) barges in and finds out Marge wears a magenta thong under that green dress! Moe is here to borrow the camcorder for a hot date with real estate agent Cookie Kwan (Asia Zo). Never mind that Cookie thinks she’s there to appraise his apartment, because Moe talks her into fucking him by lying that he’s actually rich and he only looks ugly because he wears a mask to hide his true good looks. Gold-digging, ambitious Cookie can’t jump his bones fast enough after that. He rubs her clit while playing with her perky tits and she gives him a hot blowjob. Then Cookie proves that not only is she number one on the west side, but also number one on her back side, front side… any side on which she takes Moe’s energetic thrusts.

At least, that is until Marge shows the other girls how it’s done. Now that she and Homer have the camera back, they can finally film their frolicking. Homer appears to eat Marge out in P.O.V. style, with the camera giving us an intimate view of her mound. If you’ve always imagined that this blue-haired babe would be a tiger in bed, you’re right. Actually, she’s a tiger on the couch, but you get the picture. Marge fucks Homer’s shaft and then wants to taste her own juices on Homer’s cock for a while before doing it doggy style. They have sex in different positions, always showing Marge to her best advantage. Andy San Dimas stays in character (and voice) the whole time, and not even a blue wig and yellow body paint can diminish her extreme beauty and sex appeal. When Homer pops, Marge proves to be a dirty girl indeed, spitting it out on his cock and licking it back up to swallow.

Director Lee Roy Myers has captured the hilarious essence of yet another pop culture institution with this first release from his self-titled studio. Everybody is well cast and the makeup is great, courtesy of talented industry makeup pro 2Ply. Josh Thomas does note-perfect voice impersonations of Homer and Barney (who we never see, but he’s helping Moe film his tryst with Cookie through a hole in the wall). This is a “Simpsons” parody that should amuse you and satisfy your curiosity.

Stars:   Andy San Dimas Asia Zo Briana Blair Eddie Adams Evan Stone James Deen Anthony Rosano Josh Thomas
Categories: New Release Feature Adult Humor Parody High Definition
Running Time: 107 minutes
Released:   01/2011
Studio Name:   Lee Roy Myers Movies
Director:   Lee Roy Myers

The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody

TRAVEL DOWN THEIR PANTS AND BACK AGAIN

Starring: Julia Ann, Raylene and Rachel Love

With Betty White being all the rage, it’s no surprise New Sensations made “The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody.” One morning, Dorothy tells the girls her friend Jean is coming to visit and Rose gets uncomfortable remembering how Jean put the moves on her before. Then we flash back 20 years and that’s when all the fucking happens.

Diamond Foxxx plays Blanche as a proud slut. She calls plumber Johnny Castle to tempt Jean with some man meat but ends up getting him herself because Jean’s not interested. Those big tits are a great piece of bait that Johnny can’t help grabbing. Diamond is super hot with good deep throating skills. Great shots of her ass, too.

Dorothy (Raylene) hasn’t been fucked in years and thanks to a pep talk from Blanche, she puts moves on landscaper Rocco Reed. Raylene has the great tits and nice ass she always had, so even though she’s no young babe she’s definitely a MILF. Rocco spends a while getting her ready by eating her pussy and she sucks his cock. Things get hotter once she’s riding him.

Later, Rose (Julia Ann) tells Sophia she’s falling for Jean. Sophia says maybe it’s because she hasn’t had a man in a while, and as luck would have it a man shows up to deliver flowers to Rose from Jean. Joel (Levi Cash) is eager to stroke her petals and she opens up to him. They build up good heat and Julia Ann shows why she’s the AVN MILF Performer of the Year with the way she goes after the cock. She blows him for a long time before he gives her a nice licking. Rose is mature, but she’s flexible and I don’t just mean she’s got an open mind. She fingers her own butt while he’s doing her sidesaddle.

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That night, Jean (Jewels Jade) goes to the kitchen and finds Marcus (James Deen), another plumber. After she shares her cheesecake and her troubles with him, he charms his way into her panties and makes her scream by eating and fingering her pussy. Jewels has huge fake tits and a tight body, and looks anything but old. Marcus fucks her so good that when Blanche shows up looking for her midnight snack of Marcus, Jean admits fucking a man was good. Rose shows up in the living room to see what all the noise is. Jean thanks Rose for helping her see that she’s bi after all. Now Jean wants to fuck her way to Fort Lauderdale, men and women alike.

Sophia (Rachel Love) comes out to complain about the noise and how it’s keeping her from doing laundry. It turns out it’s not laundry but Londra (gorgeous Puma Swede). There is a lot of breast play and it’s great because they both have such big tits, Puma’s silicone and Rachel’s all natural. They have some nice, wet pussy play and use some dildos. Twenty years later, Sophia is still smiling about it at the end of the movie.

These turn out to be Golden Cougars and not the elderly women from the original Golden Girls, but that’s good if you’re more into MILFs than GILFs. It’s a good way to pornify the show and make it sexy.