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Featured Movie: Debbie Does Dallas … Again

You see it in Hollywood all the time: remakes of classic films that reduce iconic moments to regurgitated mush. Whether it’s money, a lack of originality, the cyclical nature of pop culture or the public appetite for nostalgia that drives movie houses to revisit these films doesn’t matter. The end result is, more times than not, unspectacular if not ignominious, an exercise in imitation that smacks of mockery, not flattery. So when former porn actor-turned-porn director, Paul Thomas, decided the time was right to remake Debbie Does Dallas the natural question that rushes to the lips is: why?

By any standard, the original Debbie Does Dallas is perhaps the most endearing classic porn film of all time. Whether you measure its success by box office receipts; the subject matter; the lasting imagery the film implanted in impressionable young minds; the seemingly universal familiarity of its title in public circles; or its near-mythological status on the basis of star Bambi Woods’ mysterious (and as yet unsolved) disappearance, the film resonates like no other in adult film history. Why risk public rebuke and your directorial reputation trying to recapture the zeitgeist of a film that simply cannot be duplicated?

The answer is: you don’t.

Paul Thomas has been around the XXX block a few times. To that end he is smart enough not to try to redo a classic. What he has done with Debbie Does Dallas … Again is to pay homage to one of the all-timers, to capture the spirit of the original (albeit more updated and more cynical) without treading too far into sacred porn ground. While he should be commended for his decision, the trade-off is pretty substantial. In fact, the only obvious similarities between his film and the original are a protagonist by the name of Debbie and some cheerleading outfits.

But while the plot is noticibly different, so too is the sex. Porn has come a long way since the 70s (pardon the pun) and Thomas’ feature places requisite upgrades in the fucking department, which should appeal to fans of the genre. Interestingly enough, however, the tame-by-comparison trysts in the original probably had a far greater impact on viewers considering the world had just emerged from the Sexploitation and soft-core eras and hardcore pornography had not quite the acceptance it has today. And though it’s tough to shake the image of Christy Ford (a.k.a. Misty Winters) penetrating her vag with a candle or Bambi Woods doing her boss, Mr. Greenfield, in a sporting goods store, Thomas offers up some memorable moments of his own. There’s Derrick Pierce and Monique Alexander fucking in a casket. There’s Penny Flame as a guardian angel getting it on with Stefani Morgan (Debbie) and Evan Stone as a second angel in a Cadillac convertible. And there’s Savanna Samson in a “hell”-acious orgy with Monique, Stefani, Evan, Christian XXX and Jay Huntington, among others.

DDDA was an AVN award winner for 2007 and features the full roster of Vivid Girls in various leading and supporting roles. The film also fueled a publicity storm when cable network Showtime developed a reality show about its creation. While it can never supplant the original, it is not meant to. And if you go into this film thinking it a full-on tribute to one of the most enduring adult films of all-time as opposed to a half-cocked retread, you will find yourself truly entertained.

 

Stars:   Savanna Samson   Monique Alexander   Lacie Heart   Sunny Leone   Stefani Morgan   Erika Jordan   Jennifer Lee   Angie Savage   Evan Stone   Marty Romano   Penny Flame   Christian XXX   Jay Huntington   Derrick Pierce   Kayla Paige   Cassidey   Staci Thorn   Samantha Ryan   Hillary Scott   Lisa Daniels   Courtney Simpson   Kina Kai

Categories: Feature   Cheerleader   Schoolgirls   High Definition

Running Time:   122 minutes

Released:   07/2007

Studio Name:   Vivid Entertainment

Series:   Debbie Does Dallas – Vivid

Director:   Paul Thomas

 

Featured Movie: Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody

Brides Maids XXX Porn ParodyThe success of Bridesmaids was bound to inspire a porn parody, and Smash Pictures leapt at the chance with Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody. It’s remarkably faithful to the original with the obvious pornified extras. Annie (Samantha Swallows) spends a disappointing night with Ted (Anthony Rosano), who kicks her out the next morning because he doesn’t want her getting emotionally attached. Besides, he’s also fucking a married woman. Unfortunately for Annie’s ego, that day her best friend Lillian (Sarah Vandella) tells her she’s engaged. She wants Annie to be maid of honor.

Meanwhile, in contrast to the hilariously awful sex that Ted inflicted on Annie during the opening credits, he and the married woman (Katie St. Ives) have a great time. She sucks him like a candy cane, rides him actively, and lets him finger her ass. The way her pale skin reddens from his spanking is tasty. Best of all, he cums on her pussy, pushes it inside with several more thrusts, and then scoops up the load to feed it to her. Katie is barely recognizable with longer, darker hair, but she’s still a little sex bomb. Her petite body and perky tits are in top form and she has a sexy little patch of fur on her mound.

At the engagement party, Annie meets the other bridesmaids. Lillian’s cousin Rita (Kagney Linn Karter) is a desperately unhappy mother of three. Beca (April O’Neil) is a giddy newlywed. Megan (Sasha Knox), Lillian’s future sister-in-law, is a nymphomaniac tomboy. As Megan tells Annie of her recent gangbang-related injury, Lillian and fiancé Dougie (Eric Swiss) sneak off for some quality time. It’s sweeter than the usual porn sex, with Eric taking time to service her with fingers and tongue in between several contortionist-worthy positions.

Annie meets Helen and instantly sees the rich, snooty bridesmaid as her rival — and that’s before she learns that Helen is Ted’s other fuckbuddy. After the party, Annie’s so distracted by mocking Helen that her bad driving gets her pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Rhodes (veteran stud Jack Lawrence) is a cute Irish cop who takes a shine to Annie.

If you’ve seen Bridesmaids, then you’ll recall the bridesmaids’ dress fitting disaster. You’ll want to watch even though there’s no fucking, because the toilet humor is still hilarious.

Anxious Annie mixes downers and alcohol, resulting in the bridesmaids being kicked off their flight to Las Vegas for the bachelorette party. While everybody else is marched out, Beca and Rita lag behind to fuck right there at the deserted metal detectors. April O’Neil (Beca) is a favorite of many lesbian porn lovers and you’ll see why here. Beca’s excited to have somebody finally eat her out — something her new husband won’t do — and she’s just as eager to taste her first pussy and toy-fuck Rita.

Meanwhile, Megan shows her gratitude to the air marshal (Bill Bailey) for not shooting Annie. Sasha Knox (Megan) is an underrated performer, never breaking character while delivering the movie’s raunchiest performance. She’s a bigger girl than the others, but she has an earthy sexuality and she swallows.

Once Annie finds out Ted is fucking Helen, she goes ape shit and ends up getting uninvited from the wedding. She tracks down Officer Rhodes, looking to fuck the pain away. Rhodes takes Annie home, where he warms her up with a long tongue bath and fingering. Annie gets him ready orally and then takes a much better ride than she’s probably had in a long time, even getting anally fingered, and she enjoys a nice creamy finish.

Will Annie be reinstated as maid of honor? Will saboteur Helen get her comeuppance? Well, everybody loves a happy ending. Anybody else who might think of spoofing this story has a hard act to follow.

Stars:   Sasha Knox   Sara Vandella   Kagney Linn Karter   April O’Neil   Katie St. Ives   Samantha Swallows   Jay Ashley   Julian St. Jox   Adam Wood   Heidi Mayne   Bill Bailey   Jack Lawrence   Anthony Rosano   Eric Swiss
Categories: New Release   Feature   Adult Humor   Parody   High Definition
Running Time:   150 minutes
Released:   10/2011
Studio Name:   Smash Pictures
Series:   XXX Parody
Director:   Jim Powers

Movie Review: Fatal Seduction

Before we get off and running with this review, let us state for the record that Fatal Seduction is the best film Nica Noelle has ever done for Sweet Sinema. It’s also the worst. In essence, it’s a film that is all things to everyone or nothing to nobody, a fate generally reserved for films that are the first of their kind, which this one is. Thoroughly confused? Good, then perhaps you’ll read on for clarity.

If you’re a regular reader of this blog (and why the hell shouldn’t you be?) you’ll no doubt recognize the name Nica Noelle. We’ve written about her on numerous occasions, perhaps so much so that we recently installed “Nica” buttons on our computer keyboards. When pressed, the button automatically adds phrases like “real and raw”, “mischievous” and “smart porn for discerning viewers” to our copy. It’s not because laziness and shortcuts are in vogue. Rather, it’s because the porn star/writer/director/educator/auteur/fill in your own vocation here, is so remarkably consistent in producing quality, couples-oriented erotica that we know the terms will always apply. It’s why we love Nica, why Nica’s fans love Nica and why Nica should love herself, but it’s also why we were so eager to watch the freshman release on her newest film imprint, Sweet Sinema.

Already the creative force behind adult titles for Sweet Sinner and lesbian-centric label Sweetheart Video, Nica created Sweet Sinema as a way to explore her admitted crush for classic Hollywood using a XXX medium. In a recent interview with us, she intimated that, as a teenager, she idolized pin-up darlings like Rita Hayworth, Ava Gardner, Jennifer Jones and Dorothy Dandridge. Her Hollywood obsession would provide the impetus and the inspiration for a number of her lesbian noir films. With the creation of Sweet Sinema, Nica’s aim is to build upon her left coast love to carve out a niche that will “feature erotic adaptations of movies, plays, books and any other compelling romantic stories,” something in which she has already dabbled with films like Sinderella & Me, My Girlfriend’s Mother and A Man with a Maid.

The difficulty as a reviewer, in this case, is how do you assess the strength of the house that Nica built, when only the first piece of the foundation exists? There are no comparisons to be made; no established trends; no existing baselines. We have only an interview transcript with sound bites that amount to little more than a mission statement. Is that enough to be fair and objective? Perhaps. Perhaps not. But we’ll do our best.

In case you didn’t glean it from the title, Fatal Seduction ebbs and flows in the vein of Fatal Attraction, a 1987 psychological thriller starring Michael Douglas and Glenn Close. Here, the Close counterpart is former tabloid darling Amy Fisher. She stars as Anna Falkner, an ambitious, if not mentally unstable, journalist who is looking to do an interview with famed architect Don, played by the always reliable Evan Stone.  When Don’s wife Renee (Katsuni), a concert pianist, leaves town for a performance, Anna uses the opportunity to get the story. But she also becomes the story, sweet talking her way to what Don believes will be a relatively harmless one-night stand.

As the film progresses, one night becomes two and the cracks in Anna’s professional façade become more and more apparent, revealing a meddling, insecure psychopath dwelling beneath. As Don tries to extricate himself from her clutches, he finds that she will not accept “no” as an answer. And like Close’s character, she works her way into all aspects of Don’s family life: showing up at his place of business; calling him at home; and even befriending his wife, Renee, who is unaware of her sinister tendencies. Through it all, Fisher does an admiral job portraying a highly flawed character of questionable mental faculties, but who seems at the same time calm, cool and calculating about her intentions. Though more of a porn curiosity than a bona-fide star at this point, Fisher’s deft contributions paint a spine-chilling and all-too-realistic scenario depicting what can happen when one partner develops an unhealthy infatuation for another.

But this is ultimately a porn film, which means it behooves Nica to arrange strong sexual performances to complement the drama. In true Nica fashion, she delivers.

In scene one, Evan Stone and Amy Fisher succumb to each other’s flirtatious overtures during the interview and give in to temptation. After sharing a bottle of Chardonnay, they share a bed, but not before a jump cut juxtaposes the dingy, candle-lit nightclub with the frenetic lust of airborne clothes and fused faces in the foyer of a house, as passions explode into stippling against the nearby wall. In moments Evan is buried up to his eyes in pussy and, with a stairwell used as prop relief over that of a couch, Fisher drops to all fours taking Evan’s cock into her mouth. Moving to the bed, Stone penetrates her pussy in mish. She then rides in CG, before returning to mish where he pulls out, doing a half-and-half cream pie/body shot. He re-inserts his cock, pumping his hips in time with Fisher’s wails until she comes.

Scene two involves Anna and Xander Corvus. Xander plays Anna’s “steady” boyfriend. And while the sex is pretty standard fare, the scene is notable because it is where we learn of Anna’s devious plot to permanently entrap Don in her twisted game, as if a sob-induced psycho-dramatical power play in the previous scene weren’t already enough! We won’t delve into it here. You just have to watch. Believe us: It’s diabolical!

In scene three, we learn that Renee has returned from her trip and that she is meeting with Anna as part of the interview with Don. The meeting was arranged without Don’s knowledge and he is shocked to find Anna in his living room hob-nobbing with his wife when he comes home from work. Needless to say, he is in a bind as he loves his wife and wants desperately to conceal the fact that he and Anna shared a one-night stand. Anna knows this and, though she makes the meeting uncomfortable, she does not reveal anything. But, it’s only because she has other ideas. She discovers that Renee has not had much sex lately because of Don’s stress from work. Little does Renee know that the stress is related to the woman sitting a mere two feet from her! When Anna reveals that she was a masseuse before becoming a journalist, she offers up her healing hands. Of course, it devolves into a pussy licking fiasco that promises to sweep Renee into the expanding drama. Like so many other great things throughout history, this event begins with a kiss. From there, the two proceed to the bedroom. Already down to their dainties, Anna removes Renee’s bra, covering her stiff nipples with tongue. A deep kiss is followed by panty removal and by Anna’s oral exploration of her pube-speckled slit.  She continues until Renee comes onto her mouth. Renee then takes charge, sucking Anna’s toes and finger fucking her slit prior to finishing up with a hearty trib session. Anna responds once again, making Renee come a second time, using only her fingers.

In the last scene, believing they are both free of Anna (though neither yet knows about the other’s infidelity) Don and Renee attempt to rekindle their flagging sex lives. To help pick up the pieces, Don runs his thumb between Renee’s moist pussy folds while he licks her asshole from behind. It’s one of the hottest visuals in the entire film. Next, he slides his cock into her and gently fucks her. As their passions flare, Renee goes down on his cock, jacking it with her left hand before returning her mouth to its rightful place on the crown of his cock head. CG and mish follow with Don cumming inside of her. Consummating the occasion, he plants his mouth on her clit and drives his fingers into her pussy to make her cum one last time.

But as he showers and she relaxes in bed post-afterglow, the phone rings …

Fatal Seduction is fantastic as is the cast. And though it does resemble Fatal Attraction, or to a lesser extent Firstborn, in its overall structure, Nica has done wonderful things to this particular genre, adding torrid sexual encounters seamlessly into a well-written drama to great effect. Evan Stone, Amy Fisher and Katsuni are all very believable in their roles, while Melissa Monet, Wolf Hudson, Savina, Danny and Mark Wood add a little bit more star power in some non-sex roles. It will be interesting to see how the Sweet Sinema story unfolds, but this reviewer is eagerly looking forward to the next film.

Kudos, Nica. Kudos.

 

Running Time:   137 minutes
Released:   09/2011
Studio Name:   Mile High Media  Sweet Sinema
Director:   Nica Noelle

 

 

A Wife That Do it All

Somehow, we here at AEBN always figured that not paying attention in French class all those years ago would come back to haunt us at some point.

Well, that point has arrived.

Une Epouse A Tout Faire, from Alpha-France, is a full-on French affair replete with put-ons and come-ons that are indistinguishable from gibberish, though thanks to some benevolent translator we know that the title loosely means “A Wife That Do It All”. We also know the plot goes something like this:

“Tired of the monotony of their sex life, a couple decides to “”go loose””. Both indulge in their most shameful impulses…masochistic impulses, sadistic impulses. She becomes a female-bitch running all the orders of a pervert master that can’t get satisfied. Starts for them a hallucinating climb…”

Now, while we’re pretty sure that a bland synopsis won’t capture the majority of the verbal nuances contained within this film, it doesn’t take any kind of cunning linguist to figure out that an inability to understand French won’t at all take away from the grand spectacle of sex on display here.

What this film lacks in terms of end-of-scene pop shots in some cases, it more than makes up for it with the sheer volume of variety and lovely camera angles it employs throughout. Better yet is the fact that the “sounds of sex” as it were are like silk on the eardrums, translating virtually the same in any tongue.

Speaking of tongue, below is a run-down of the must-see highlights:

After a night out, the lead couple makes out in the moonlight like a couple of teenagers, later fucking until he cums onto her garter belt.

The following morning, after he leaves for work, she puts on a record and spends time caressing her own body. She fondles her tits and slides her fingers into her moist pussy, bringing herself to orgasm. Lovely angles in this one!

Picnic blankets, assorted fruit and a lovely female friend accompany the wife into the wilderness where the two get frisky. The friend fingers the woman beneath see-through panties as their tits rub on one-another. The friend arouses her own pussy through black panties using a banana, then fucks herself with it before the tribbing and the pussy licking in 69.

The husband hooks up with a woman in a hotel, strips her down to her underwear , ties her to a chair and abuses her small tits and chest with a leather flog. He teases her nipples and clit with the implement, then penetrates her pussy with the handle as she sucks his cock. His wife arrives and a threesome ensues.

In one of the stranger sequences, the couple picks up a female straggler on the side of the road wearing little more than a mink coat. The women take turns eating each other’s pussies, before sharing a double-dong in the back seat of the car as the hubby watches. After losing the hitcher, the wife goes down on him and a new, leather-clad stranger, who has randomly approached the car decked out in biker gear, including a motorcycle helmet with face visor.

And in a really titillating scene for voyeurs, the husband spies his wife sucking off a guy in a bathroom stall. They then fuck in RCG, her body visible through the peep hole from the naval to the knees. At the moment of eruption, she grabs the stranger’s cock and points it toward the camera where he lets loose with a decent cum shot. Once the stranger leaves, the husband enters the stall, jacking his own load onto her luscious tits.

If you don’t speak French, but want to find some more depth in this film, pay close attention to the color choices as they relate to the lingerie. The selections are deliberate and they, too, tell a story.

 

Stars:   Cathy Menard   Carole Pierac   Daniele Gueco   Dominique Aveline   Hubert Geral   Isabelle Brel

Categories: Euro   Feature   International   French Speaking

Running Time:   112 minutes

Released:   09/1982

Studio Name:   ALPHA-FRANCE

Director:   Patrick Aubin

 

My Mother’s Best Friend 4

Congratulations, AEBN viewers, you have “discerning taste”.

That’s not us talking (though we think you have discerning taste as well) that’s Jon Blitt from Sweet Sinner lobbing the warm fuzzies your way in a recent sound bite. And while it would be easy to think that he is just buttering your buns in the hopes of getting a welcome promotional boost for Nica Noelle’s latest film, My Mother’s Best Friend 4, he is, to the contrary, utterly sincere. You should certainly take it as a heartfelt compliment that a very smart man finds your porn palate sophisticated enough to hobnob with Nica and other porn intelligentsia one minute, and versatile enough to revel in the base emotions of anal fisting the next. Besides, anyone familiar with Nica’s standout body of work knows that trumped up puffery as it relates to her accomplishments as a filmmaker is completely unnecessary.

Nica has built up a devoted following by cutting her own swath across the landscape of adult film – an interesting thing because it’s not often legions of fans go willingly into dark and scary places unless they’re sure they’ll come out the other side in one piece and better off for having done so. And trust us: highly literate scripts with intricate storylines and words like “ablution”, as Nica is wont to assemble, are seriously dark and scary places for porn viewers who just want to watch people fuck. But the fact that Nica places some basic demands on the minds of her audiences, does not at all detract from her movies or from the sex contained within. And though her onscreen portrayals of intimacy don’t generally cross the line into “just because I can” territory, she brings a realness and honesty to her scenes that is relentlessly appealing, especially for couples looking to bring a bit of video passion into their own love lives.

With the fourth installment of the MMBF series, Nica implements a nice twist into the over-arching older woman/younger man theme. Instead of choosing a contemporary vibe to tell her story, Nica instead settles upon a period piece complete with authentic costumes, settings, soundtrack and, yes, dialogue. The result is “… one of the most beautiful and cinematic erotic love stories ever to be told.”

The film revolves around Xander Corvus, a young man who has finally frayed the last nerve of his mother, played by Nica herself. He’s brash. He’s petulant. He’s immature. He’s arrogant and aloof in the presence of company. And he dares to think the harpsichord went out of vogue with Baroque music, to the chagrin of his pal Danny Wylde. This kind of rebellion simply cannot stand. Nica fears that, without direction, the boy will never mature emotionally, something that has been stunted anyway with the death of his father and lack of a male influence during his formative years. Friend Julia Ann offers to mentor the boy for one month in an attempt to turn him into a man, though Nica is somewhat leery of the suggestion as Julia’s coquettish tendencies are well known about town. Still, she agrees.

True to form, Xander makes trouble for Julia during his first few days, interfering with her sleep and insulting her gentlemen callers, but the two cannot shield themselves from their desire for one another. After a particularly testy exchange, the two collapse onto her bed, Julia’s nightshirt askew just enough for Xander to ply his tongue to her smooth slit. Sliding out of her sleepwear, Julia reveals her enormous, juicy tits. She leans forward and takes the head of Xander’s cock into her mouth. He fucks her pussy from the side and in mish before firing his load up her belly onto her lovely tits.

When Xander decides to move in with Julia permanently, Nica is crushed. She knows in her heart the two are having an affair. She also believes she failed him as a mother, a thought Danny tries to quell when he comes calling for Xander. Nica dutifully breaks the news of his whereabouts then looks for reassurances in her drunken state. What she really wants, however, is Danny’s cock inside her. He obliges, thrusting his dick between her thighs. They continue on the side and in mish before Nica sucks him to orgasm.

A meeting over tea with Magdalene St. Michaels the next day reveals to Nica that Magdalene’s daughter, Lily Labeau, has come of age and is ready for marriage. In an attempt to break up Xander and Julia, Nica then informs Julia of her intention to set up Lily with Xander, a revelation that nearly causes Julia to choke on her tea. Though she admits to nothing, Julia realizes that Nica is onto her with regards to her son. In turn, Nica realizes that Julia, despite her philandering ways, has fallen for Xander. But Nica’s plan won’t be easy to put into action because Xander has fallen in love with Julia as well.

An arranged meeting between Xander and Lily starts off somewhat awkwardly as Xander has other things on his mind. But the two warm to each other and eventually get married. A month in, however, the two still have not consummated the arrangement, which arouses Lily’s suspicions that Julia is somehow involved. Xander’s anger and frustration boil over and he takes it out on Lily’s virgin pussy with his cock, pounding her in mish. She then sits on top of him, grinding her pussy into his dick like a woman possessed. He bangs her from the side while she fingers her clit and then in mish again, cumming onto her chest and cute, natural tits.

Julia, meanwhile, is left to her gentlemen callers and her empty heart knowing that Xander is off with someone else. But Manuel Ferrara can fix that right up. He arrives at her place, dashing as ever in his formal attire, though it doesn’t stay on for long. The two take up residence in her bed, his tongue probing her soft pussy folds. She rides his cock in CG before he takes her from behind in doggie. As he fucks her, he digs his thumb into her ass causing her to beg even more for his cock to go deeper. Soon, she is sucking him off and letting him slip his meaty cock between her tits. Another mish shot full of slow penetration shots precedes another massive cumshot once again onto Julia’s belly and luscious tits. As they collapse into each other’s arms, a faint clamor is heard outside the window. Julia informs Manuel that it’s only “kids throwing pebbles at the window.”

Who is really throwing the pebbles and what business have they come to settle? You’ll have to watch MMBF 4 and the surprise conclusion to find out. Oh, did we forget to mention that the trade-off for discerning taste in porn movies are plot resolutions that we are not at liberty to divulge in these reviews?

I guess we did.

 

Stars:   Julia Ann   Manuel Ferrara   Jay Crew   Danny Wylde   Nica Noelle   Magdalene St. Michaels   Lily Labeau   Xander Corvus

Categories: New Release   Mature   High Definition   International   Costumes   Feature   Cougar

Running Time:   119 minutes
Released:   07/2011
Studio Name:   Mile High Media  Sweet Sinner
Director:   Nica Noelle

 

Blame it on Ginger

Porn spoofs have been around forever, it’s just that they weren’t called “The Official (insert title) XXX Parody” as they are today. Much of that had to do with the fact that the characters and plots were a lot more loosely-based, almost to the point where only flecks of the original concept remained. Still, similar artwork, fonts and enough visual clues were used to hint at some connection however far-fetched.

Released by Vivid Video circa 1986, Blame it on Ginger is, more or less, a loose reworking of the 80s classic Blame it on Rio, which starred Michael Caine (remember him?) as a middle-aged business guy who gets randy with the young daughter of his best bud. Starring the incomparable Ginger Lynn, BIOJ explores the sex lives of several couples and the chaos that results after Ginger tells a little white lie to friends about her beau, Cyril (Tom Byron). She raves that he is a demon in the sack, though he’s really a clumsy, inexperienced oaf. Still, as rumors spread about the supposed stud muffin, formerly content couples begin to question the satisfaction in their own relationships.

The rest is a mad little merry-go-round of sex and seduction full of threeways, orgies, anal fingering, scintillating blowjobs and massive cumshots by an all-star cast that includes Barbara Dare, Platinum-locked Lois Ayres, and Rebecca Lynn, plus leading male mainstays Jamie Gillis Joey Silvera, Tom Byron and Peter North, all of whom went on to have successful directorial stints.

And we have Ginger to blame for it all.

Stars:   Ginger Lynn   Barbara Dare   Lois Ayres   Rebecca Lynn   Peter North   Joey Silvera   Tom Byron   Jamie Gillis

Categories: Feature   Classic   80’s

Running Time:   78 minutes

Released:   01/2004

Studio Name:   Vivid Entertainment

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody

Batman XXX: A Porn ParodyLast year’s best-selling, most rented adult movie was “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.” With summer superhero movie season in full swing, we thought it was a good time to revisit this instant classic from Vivid and director Axel Braun. It looks and feels like the 1960s “Batman” TV series — easily one of the best porn parodies ever.

Bruce Wayne (Dale DaBone) and young Dick Grayson (James Deen) are playing a comically complex multi-tier chess game when the Riddler (Evan Stone) sneaks into Wayne Manor and kidnaps Bruce’s fiancée, Lisa Carson (Kimberly Kane). Once imprisoned, Lisa’s willing to blow and fuck the Riddler for a softer mattress. She even lets him screw her in the ass! Sometimes prim little rich girls are the biggest freaks. Lisa looks great in lingerie and stockings, which she leaves on. She’s the dirtier of this pair, frequently strumming her clit and asking if her asshole is gaping for him. Lisa ends up covered in villainous cum, but the real riddle is whether she can go back to Bruce Wayne now that she’s unleashed her inner bad girl.

Batman and Robin follow a clue from the Riddler and invade an evildoers’ nightclub using the old “climbing a rope up the building” entrance that allows for an amusing Ron Jeremy cameo. Telling Robin to wait outside, Batman enters the club. He meets Molly (Alexis Texas), a blonde sitting at the bar, and they dance the Bat-Tusi, but not for long because she got the bartender to spike his grapefruit juice. Before Molly takes Batman to the Riddler, she has her way with the hero. First she gives him an incredible blowjob, then she rides him cowgirl style, her ass looking as incredible as always. On her request, Batman spanks her and kneads her butt cheeks as she pumps up and down on his cock. As the caped crusader approaches climax, Molly drops to her knees to finish him with her mouth and hands.

When Robin returns to Commissioner Gordon’s office to alert him of Batman’s disappearance, the commissioner is on the phone with his daughter Barbara (Lexi Belle). She hears enough to know this is a job for Batgirl. The mild-mannered librarian turned heroine arrives at the commissioner’s office with a plan to find the Riddler and Batman by first finding the Joker. Batgirl and Robin enter the lair of the Joker (Randy Spears, who couldn’t be more perfectly cast) just as he’s bragging to Catwoman (gorgeous Tori Black) about his assured takeover as the world’s king super criminal. Catwoman is unimpressed when he offers to fuck her while they wait for the Riddler to bring Batman and Lisa Carson, so instead the Joker has fun with his groupies (Syren Sexton and Andy San Dimas). The girls don’t play with each other, but they share the Joker’s cock nicely, especially Andy, who masturbates while waiting her turn. It’s especially hot when they team up on him orally. “Now remember: I want you to SMILE while you take the load!” says the Joker.

Aroused by watching the threeway, Batgirl asks Robin to show her why they call him Boy Wonder and strips out of her boots and bodysuit, leaving on the mask and cape. Robin goes down on Batgirl before whipping out his large cock – who knew the Boy Wonder was packing such a package? Lexi Belle is porn’s cutest little fuck-bunny and she always does some of her hottest scenes with James Deen, and this time is no different. Batgirl is one horny lass, riding Robin energetically and making sure he hears how much she enjoys his big cock. They’re both so worked up that they end up giving us the shortest fuck in the movie, but that doesn’t make it any less hot. As Robin paints Batgirl’s compact, perky body with his seed, she humps the air as if she just can’t get enough Boy Wonder action! They’ve made so much noise that Catwoman’s henchmen capture them. So much for the rescue.

The Riddler brings Batman and Lisa Carson to the Joker, soon followed by Catwoman with the Boy Wonder and Batgirl in tow. From the moment she walks in the room, Catwoman and Batman’s historic sexual tension is in full effect. Batman XXX: A Porn ParodyThe Joker interrupts their love/hate flirtation to announce his intention to destroy them with his ray gun. Angry that he’s changed the plan, Catwoman unties Batman to foil the Joker’s scheme and a fight ensues, complete with joke references to the “POW!” and other fight titles we know and love from the 1960s series. Batgirl takes a bound Joker and Riddler to the police, Lisa is free to go, and Batman and Robin now owe Catwoman big time.

“Holy Threesome, Batman!” says Robin. While Batman feels up Catwoman, she kisses Robin passionately. She sucks the Caped Crusader’s cock while the Boy Wonder licks the pussy’s pussy. Catwoman fucks the hell out of both heroes like it’s going out of style, riding them actively and always greedy for a dick at each end. She’s one of the sexiest Catwomen ever, her tanned skin glowing under bright lights that make every long line of her natural body gleam. Beyond beautiful, she’s the perfect feline seductress and highly erotically charged. This slippery kitty has nine lives – stay tuned for the cliffhanger ending after she drinks their cream!