Darryl Hanah

Friends and Family 2

Good films tend to balance truth with fiction. Go too overboard with one and you’re bored to tears; go too overboard with the other and you’re…uh…p’shawed to laughter? You get the point. Embellishment is good for the suspension of disbelief, but add too much and the result is an unpalatable mess. When in doubt, however, it’s best to err on the side of fiction.

But between truth and fiction, what if truth really is the stranger of the two?  Well, what you get is Friends and Family 2. Released by Smash Pictures and directed by smut-monger Jim Powers, the film is reputedly based on the real life story of Ashlynn Leigh. “Based on” is always a bit subjective, at least when it comes to made-for-television movies that star Treat Williams, but a little introspective thought into your own life will tell you that if even a portion of the tale told here is accurate, then this chick has had one truly fucked up life.

According to the cute brunette, her stepfather was named Jack, though he went by the name Stallion. When Ashlynn would invite her best friend, blonde cutie Tristyn Kennedy, over to play, her step dad would glom, hover and linger just a bit too long. How annoying. I mean why would anyone want to stick around and watch two young hotties writhing around on each other in lacey tops and cute little panties, or engaging in a tickle fight?

Now, while all this is going on, Darryl Davis (Darryl Hannah) is enlisting the help of her daughter Leeanne (Shay Golden). Darryl’s husband Mark (Mark Davis) has been pounding her pussy for the past five hours having taken some penis pills that Stallion recommended. Darryl wants Leeanne to take some of the pounding on her behalf to make him cum. That way she’ll be able to get some shut-eye. Leeanne is a gorgeous blonde with smoldering eyes and smoldering-er ass. Her mouth does much of the early work, though, sucking his head and shaft in its entirety. The two split face-sitting duties and riding Mark’s hyper-erect dick. Leeanne also takes it into her ass, which eventually makes him cum onto her face. Looks like she got the shut-eye instead!

Later, Darryl overhears Stallion and Tristyn engaging in phone sex, which arouses her suspicions about other things as Stallion has also been walking Tristyn and Ashlynn home from school regularly. A phone call to Rae Stallion (Rayveness) creates a little bad blood between Darryl and Rae, but Rae is in total denial. Besides, she is just as bad as her husband. As proof, witness her seduction of Seth (Seth Gamble). She puts one over on him just because she wanted to make sure his fucking ability was good enough for her daughter, Ashlynn. (The two are apparently dating.) Rayveness does a very hot masturbation scene here and the tight shots of her fingering her folds are worth a look. She’s as lovely as ever in this scene, especially how her giant tits hang when she works over Seth’s cock. She rides him in CG, takes him in mish and spoon and then takes a half-and-half shot of cum into and onto her pussy.

Meanwhile, Stallion has gone to see Ally Davis (Chastity Lynn) at band practice with band mate and brother Dan (Dane Cross). If you’re a Journey fan, you’ll want to fast forward this scene unless you forever want the tune Don’t Stop Believin’ ruined. Trust us on this one! The small town girl is now a big, big slut. ‘Nuff said. If you stick around, though, you’ll see the band take five and Stallion take liberties with Chastity. He rifles through her dainties, fingering her pussy and fondling her natural little tits. After running his cock between her ass cheeks, he fucks her from behind. After she double fists his man meat, she gags on it, which doesn’t seem to be a great thing for the preservation of her vocal cords. CG, mish, RCG and doggie style fucking finishes up the scene along with a mouth blast of cum.

Things start to move really fast when Ashlynn arrives back home. “Oaf shit!” proclaims Seth when he hears Ashlynn’s voice. He’s enjoying a post-coital cigarette next to Rayveness, but is afraid to get busted by the girl he’s taking to the prom. Rae heads her off at the pass. Meanwhile, Dan is jacking off to the sights and sounds of Ally getting drilled by Stallion. When Sofie (Sophia Sutra) wanders in on Dan, the two begin fucking each other as well. He hammers her in doggie with some great underside shots of her smooth pussy on display, then rides him in RCG on the stairwell before swallowing his load.

Perhaps the only drawback to this film is that the ending is left dangling in space like Stallion’s cock when he fucks Tristyn and Ashlynn at the conclusion. It’s a solid threeway scene with lots of cock sucking, ass licking, some 69 and another cumshot that is sort of half in and half out of Tristyn’s pussy. After that, the film cuts to a scene of Darryl requesting some more help from Leeanne. She smiles coyly and the credits roll. More than likely we’ll be seeing a part three in the near future.

FAF 2 covers all the bases sex wise (though it concentrates on home plate the most). It’s twisted and sexy with all the double-crossing, deceit and douchebaggery necessary to make a great porn film. It has been said that sometimes truth can be stranger than fiction. If there is any accuracy to this portrayal of Ashlynn’s formative years then the phrase, in this case, would certainly apply.

Stars:   Rayveness Darryl Hanah Chastity Lynn Sophia Sutra Tristyn Kennedy Ashlynn Leigh Shay Golden Dane Cross Evan Stone Mark Davis

Categories: New Release High Definition Feature Teen

Running Time:   148 minutes

Released:   04/2011

Studio Name:   Smash Pictures

Series:   Friends And Family

Director:   Jim Powers

It’s a Mommy Thing

When people think of a “classic”, it’s usually a euphemism for “old”. Classic cars, classic Coke, classic pickles are all examples. Wait…that’s Vlasic pickles.  Anywho, with all the talk of gherkins, it’s easy to forget that a classic can refer to a definitive work in a particular field. With that in mind, “It’s a Mommy Thing”, released by Elegant Angel, ranks as a classic MILF title by any measurement –except possibly hectares. (What the hell is a hectare, anyway?)

Directed by the sublime Patrick Collins, who has etched his name onto some of the more aesthetically pleasing Elegant Angel titles like All By Myself and Girl Play, the film is sexually charged assemblage of some of the most alluring MILF specimens to ever spread their thighs on a couch. But, the beauty of Collins’ work is that he thinks outside the Barcalounger, placating the masses with creative situational scenarios in any number of different settings. And, in what seems to be a growing trend for porn companies large and small, his devotion to chemical compatibility between performers and real female orgasms only solidifies his rising prominence as a director. Granted, the former generally helps ensure the latter, but the fact that conscious thought is put into such fundamentally critical aspects of adult filmmaking is certainly one of the things that sets him apart from the directorial pack and translates to the success of the It’s a Mommy Thing series. The fact that the MILF phenomenon is as popular and as vibrant as ever doesn’t hurt either.

Shows like Sex in the City, Desperate Housewives and others have raised awareness to the fact that early-to-middle-aged housewives still have basic needs and urges that have to be satisfied. And though the women on those shows live fraudulently complicated lives thanks to scriptwriters, the need for sex is a very real part of a real existence and the lack of it can make one do crazy things. So, in a way, one could make the argument that those shows may not be so unrealistic after all (even though they are).

Now, it’s not that younger men and society as a whole didn’t find moms to be attractive before the prevalence of this kind of programming; it’s just that television has a way of not only bringing attention to things, but creating a market for it. Monkey see, monkey do. We don’t want to get too far off topic here, but it’s hard to argue that the rising popularity of MILFs thanks to television, along with the return to a more organic kind of porn flick, hasn’t done wonders for this series as is evidenced by its current #3 all-time ranking in our VOD. But just because something is popular, doesn’t mean it’s good. So, is the lofty ranking justified? Read the following run-down of the action, watch it and decide for yourself.

Kristal Summers is supposed to drive James Deen to the game, but she drives him crazy instead. Though she attempts to act coy, she’s been preparing for them to be alone for some time. His fingers and mouth advance beyond her cloth barrier, frisking her wet twat and huge tits. He eats her out on the pool table and she drops to her knees to devour his thick cock. He bangs her in stand-up doggie, RCG, spoon and then holds his shaft steady while she one-hands the cum out of his sack. In the second scene, blonde MILF Nicole Moore’s son is away when his buddy comes calling, but she invites him inside anyway. She insists that he take off his shades, though that keeps him from staring at her tits without being noticed. After he helps do some chores around the house, she gets him to take off a few other items too. But it’s all just a tease. She leaves him to ponder what just happened while she goes back inside and pleasures herself with a vibrator. She knew he’d eventually come inside. After tonguing her gash, fucking her mish, doggie and RCG, and getting his own balls and dick sucked, he cums, but outside, on her big natural tits. Darryl Hanah and Renae Cruz have a strange mother-daughter relationship. Darryl loves it when Renae tells her stories about Johnny, Renae’s boyfriend. They get Darryl all wet and Renae takes full advantage, talking Darryl into opening her legs and letting her tongue slide in. She gets Darryl to admit she wants Johnny’s cock in her mouth and ass. He conveniently shows up right on cue as if the whole thing were planned. They rotate through many of the standard threeway positions, but one in particular takes the cake: Johnny eats Darryl’s wet pussy while Renae rubs her clit to near orgasm on Johnny’s bald head. It’s a scene you have GOT to see. Daryl also takes it in the ass in this one. C.J. comes home from college earlier than expected, but Nina Hartley is thrilled no less. During their discussion, C.J. reveals he has trouble getting close to college girls mostly on account of he has a thing for Nina. The iconic lovebird and instructional guru shows him exactly how it’s done, fondling his balls and stroking his cock, then riding him until the dismount and cumshot onto the lens of her glasses. Finally, Angelica Sin teaches her daughter, Alexis Love, some pointers on how to ensnare and keep a man happy. As is usual, some lessons are best learned in a hands-on environment. So, Alexis practices on her boyfriend. She delicately flutters her tongue all around his head and sucks the tip of his cock. When Angelica busts in on them, the boyfriend thinks he’s done for, but Angelica just wants to join in to make sure Alexis is doing it correctly. There is some breast play, masturbation and some awesome angles of Alexis’ scrumptious body, cute natural tits and shaved pussy as she gets fucked.

For those of you into MILF films, this is about as good as it gets. If, after watching this, the whole concept still doesn’t make sense, then you wouldn’t understand anyway. But that’s okay because it’s a mommy thing.

Categories: All Sex M.I.L.F.
Running Time:   159 minutes
Released:   06/2007
Director:   Patrick Collins

It’s a Mommy Thing

Not that porn gets talked about around the water cooler on  Mondays, but if there were some water cooler chat that needed to be chatted about in regards to It’s a Mommy Thing, besides an appearance by smoking hot Kristal Summers, porn legend Nina Hartley’s return to Elegant Angel, MILF extraordinaire Nicole Moore sporting a backpack, the two scenes with threesomes, Angelica Sin’s teaching spicy teenager Alexis Love how to suck cock like an adult, or how this blog entry seems hellbent on trying to say what it needs to say in a single sentence, it’s Patrick Collins’ hatred of couches.

Here, Collins goes out of his way to supplement the ridiculous beauty of his female subjects by non-conforming to the most bland and ubiquitous of all porn props. Instead he concentrates his faculties on creativity, chemistry, and cumming, especially on the part of the women.

IAMT, according to the box blurb is an “assemblage of the most beautiful and depraved MILF’s in the industry…a sexually sophisticated depiction of fantasy role-playing at its best.” Translation: This movie is ranked #3 in our most-watched movie of all-time category. It is time you found out why.

Categories: All Sex M.I.L.F.

Running Time:   159 minutes
Released:   06/2007
Director:   Patrick Collins

Rocco Siffredi’s Puppet Master 9

Starring: Asa Akira, Cristian Devil, Darryl Hanah,

Rocco did it again with another movie full of real hot dirty girls. I mean sluts like featured babe Asa Akira (she’s the Asian on the right side of the picture in case you forgot already, but I dunno how you could), blonde hottie Darryl Hanah, Sofia Valentine, Johane Johansson, and a coupla girls who just have first names, Marsha, Viki & Klara. I guess they don’t want people knowing they fucked in a movie but if any of their friends see this, the secret is out I tell you! I don’t get people’s hangups about it though, I’d be proud to be in a Rocco Siffredi movie. It also kinda makes it hard to know what other movies they did!

The Puppet Master movies are some of Rocco’s most intense and you know that’s saying a lot. The girls are his own personal sex puppets. Well, sometimes they are Cristian Devil’s sex puppets or George Uhl’s sex puppets because Rocco has some horny friends too. These are all group sex scenes, threesomes more particularly with one that’s kind of an orgy with groups all fucking in smaller groups. It’s all rough sex with people yanking on hair, tugging on nipples, biting, sticking a cock from ass to mouth… all the good fun stuff that you know you’re getting in a Rocco movie. If you got a fetish for smoking you should also check out the last scene. Basically if you ever dreamed it up something dirty to do with two girls, chances are real good Rocco gets them to do it. I never get tired of watchin’ it either!