Anthony Rosano

Featured Movie: Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody

Brides Maids XXX Porn ParodyThe success of Bridesmaids was bound to inspire a porn parody, and Smash Pictures leapt at the chance with Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody. It’s remarkably faithful to the original with the obvious pornified extras. Annie (Samantha Swallows) spends a disappointing night with Ted (Anthony Rosano), who kicks her out the next morning because he doesn’t want her getting emotionally attached. Besides, he’s also fucking a married woman. Unfortunately for Annie’s ego, that day her best friend Lillian (Sarah Vandella) tells her she’s engaged. She wants Annie to be maid of honor.

Meanwhile, in contrast to the hilariously awful sex that Ted inflicted on Annie during the opening credits, he and the married woman (Katie St. Ives) have a great time. She sucks him like a candy cane, rides him actively, and lets him finger her ass. The way her pale skin reddens from his spanking is tasty. Best of all, he cums on her pussy, pushes it inside with several more thrusts, and then scoops up the load to feed it to her. Katie is barely recognizable with longer, darker hair, but she’s still a little sex bomb. Her petite body and perky tits are in top form and she has a sexy little patch of fur on her mound.

At the engagement party, Annie meets the other bridesmaids. Lillian’s cousin Rita (Kagney Linn Karter) is a desperately unhappy mother of three. Beca (April O’Neil) is a giddy newlywed. Megan (Sasha Knox), Lillian’s future sister-in-law, is a nymphomaniac tomboy. As Megan tells Annie of her recent gangbang-related injury, Lillian and fiancé Dougie (Eric Swiss) sneak off for some quality time. It’s sweeter than the usual porn sex, with Eric taking time to service her with fingers and tongue in between several contortionist-worthy positions.

Annie meets Helen and instantly sees the rich, snooty bridesmaid as her rival — and that’s before she learns that Helen is Ted’s other fuckbuddy. After the party, Annie’s so distracted by mocking Helen that her bad driving gets her pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Rhodes (veteran stud Jack Lawrence) is a cute Irish cop who takes a shine to Annie.

If you’ve seen Bridesmaids, then you’ll recall the bridesmaids’ dress fitting disaster. You’ll want to watch even though there’s no fucking, because the toilet humor is still hilarious.

Anxious Annie mixes downers and alcohol, resulting in the bridesmaids being kicked off their flight to Las Vegas for the bachelorette party. While everybody else is marched out, Beca and Rita lag behind to fuck right there at the deserted metal detectors. April O’Neil (Beca) is a favorite of many lesbian porn lovers and you’ll see why here. Beca’s excited to have somebody finally eat her out — something her new husband won’t do — and she’s just as eager to taste her first pussy and toy-fuck Rita.

Meanwhile, Megan shows her gratitude to the air marshal (Bill Bailey) for not shooting Annie. Sasha Knox (Megan) is an underrated performer, never breaking character while delivering the movie’s raunchiest performance. She’s a bigger girl than the others, but she has an earthy sexuality and she swallows.

Once Annie finds out Ted is fucking Helen, she goes ape shit and ends up getting uninvited from the wedding. She tracks down Officer Rhodes, looking to fuck the pain away. Rhodes takes Annie home, where he warms her up with a long tongue bath and fingering. Annie gets him ready orally and then takes a much better ride than she’s probably had in a long time, even getting anally fingered, and she enjoys a nice creamy finish.

Will Annie be reinstated as maid of honor? Will saboteur Helen get her comeuppance? Well, everybody loves a happy ending. Anybody else who might think of spoofing this story has a hard act to follow.

Stars:   Sasha Knox   Sara Vandella   Kagney Linn Karter   April O’Neil   Katie St. Ives   Samantha Swallows   Jay Ashley   Julian St. Jox   Adam Wood   Heidi Mayne   Bill Bailey   Jack Lawrence   Anthony Rosano   Eric Swiss
Categories: New Release   Feature   Adult Humor   Parody   High Definition
Running Time:   150 minutes
Released:   10/2011
Studio Name:   Smash Pictures
Series:   XXX Parody
Director:   Jim Powers

Featured Movie: Orgy – The XXX Championship

Orgy - The XXX ChampionshipMarc Dorcel, one of Europe’s finest adult studios, has a way of turning sex on film into an art form. Sometimes it’s even a game, as is the case with Orgy: The XXX Championship. There’s something just so erotically European about a movie in which three of porn’s top directors are asked to outdo each other with the best orgy scene they can create.

In Herve Bodilis’ “Greedy Orgy,” beautiful blonde Claire Castel is taken without warning to the home of a rich woman whose attitude and appetites are only eclipsed by her generous curves. Her unexpected hostess feeds her an éclair, has her dressed, and sends her upstairs where a huge orgy is already taking place. There are women sucking cock, couples in fetish gear, women on women, anal sex, double penetration, and other sensual delights to behold. Soon there are pairs becoming groups and partners switching. It’s so lavish and free-spirited that you almost expect to see Dionysus himself dancing ecstatically through the room, groping a tit here and an ass there; instead, there’s a voyeuristic ringmaster. Something that began in dark uncertainty for lovely Claire leads to sheer ecstasy as she seems to draw the most attention from all the other attendees – in a crowd that also includes French seductress Lou Charmelle, Romanian goddess Black Angelica, and Hungarian beauties Sabrina Sweet and Aleska Diamond, that’s truly saying something.

Christoph Clark’s “Private Orgy” takes place at a birthday sex party in a high-class brothel. More than a dozen beautiful, scantily-clad women (including Zafira, Eufrat, and Cindy Dollar) pass the time smoking and chatting while they wait for more men to show up. There’s one, and he’s obviously a smart guy to get there early. Soon the gorgeous Tarra White appears and casually inspects some of the women, just making sure they all look as enticing as possible for the johns. The madam is none other than the breathtaking Aletta Ocean and Tarra is both her assistant and her lover. They have just enough time for a quickie before the johns arrive. Once the men show up, it’s an orgy scene straight out of every horny guy’s fantasy – women riding cock while other babes gyrate like music video babes (if music videos could only be this explicit). Some of the girls decide to play with each other until more guys show up and pick them. Indoors and outdoors, every available spot is packed with pairs and small groups sucking, licking, and fucking.

“The Key Party” is exactly the kind of vignette we’ve always loved from Paul Thomas: hot sex spiced up with emotion. Gorgeous Asa Akira has agreed to attend a ’70s style key party to please her boyfriend, played by Anthony Rosano. After her initial reluctance, Asa goes through with it. They enter a mansion where such beauties as blonde Jeanie Marie and dreamy redhead Marie McCray are mingling with various guys. Up-and-cumming porn hipster Xander Corvus calls for everybody’s attention and his lady companion Raven Alexis asks the women to pull keys out of a bowl. Lucky Asa retrieves Evan Stone’s keys and they all adjourn to the lounge, where the hosts have thoughtfully provided a porno as an icebreaker. Things are going great for Asa and Evan until Evan’s lady friend (Liza Del Sierra) drags him away, protesting that he’s making love to Asa, not fucking her. Asa then finds herself with longtime industry stud Sean Michaels – not a bad trade! Meanwhile, Anthony is having a good time with wavy-haired brunette Jaelyn Fox. Most of the pairs and trios migrate to others, there’s plenty of anal and DP, and in the end, everybody leaves more than satisfied.

You’ll be able to say the same for yourself after it’s over. Dorcel lets you be the judge – who produced the hottest orgy scene? Trying to choose a favorite is very enjoyable.

Stars:   Evan Stone   Nikita   Diana Doll   Tarra White   Kaci Starr   Zafira   Eufrat   Angelica Black   Jaelyn Fox   Marie McCray   Sophia Lomeli   Asa Akira   Aletta Ocean   Yuki Mori   Lou Charmelle   Liza Del Sierra   Aiden Ashley   Claire Castel   Anksa Kara   Aleska Diamond   Cathy Heaven   Nicole Sweet   Rihanna Samuel   Jeanie Marie   Rico Simmons   Raven Alexis   Anais Hills   Enzo Jaguar   Papou Groziani   Austin Matthews   Charlie Theron   Katalin Abelia   Crystalis   Arzan   Fred Coppula   Antonya   Xander Corvus   Nesty   Mugur   Michael Cheritto   JJ   Mike Angelo   Martin Gun   Leny Evil   Tea   Alan Stafford   Coco   Cindy Dollar   Sabrina Sweet   Anthony Rosano   Debbie White   Sophie Moon   Ramon Nomar   Kristine   J.P.X.   Sean Michaels   Michelle   David Perry   Bruno Sx   Alain Deloin

Categories: Anal   New Release   Euro   Orgies   International   All Sex   Double Penetration   High Definition
Running Time:   104 minutes
Released:   09/2011
Studio Name:   Marc Dorcel
Director:   Christoph Clark  Paul Thomas  Herve Bodilis

Inari Vachs Is Back With A Vengeance In Vouyer Media’s THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE MOM #2

Vouyer Media is pleased to present There’s No Place Like Mom #2, the all-new M.I.L.F. release that blows the lid off the sex lives of the finest mature women in adult entertainment. This exciting title is now  available across the AEBN theater network.

This more-than-equal sequel is the brainchild of 2011 AVN award nominee Zander, and while this talented all-sex specialist has ventured into cougar country before, he’s rarely done it with so many bonafide legends in the cast. Inari Vachs, Francesca Le and 2011 AVN Best Actress winner India Summer are just three of the acclaimed industry veterans who unveil their toned physiques and insatiable sexual appetites in scene after scene of high-powered XXX excitement.

One of the top “comeback queens” of 2011, Inari Vachs graces both the movie’s cover and one of its finest sequences, oozing sex appeal and personality to spare throughout. She lets the director’s camera explore every inch of her luscious body before throwing down a scalding screw with Mr. Pete. This scene has everything – it’s extreme, there’s great chemistry, and the energy level is high throughout.

From there, the action gets even more intense, with AVN and XRCO “MILF Of The Year” nominee India Summer going down slow in a lengthy sex session that exudes an almost palpable sense of passion.

Petite industry veteran Francesca Le makes her triumphant return to Vouyer Media next, and this blistering segment sets the stage for equally explosive encounters featuring seasoned players like Diamond Foxxx and Lucky Starr. These ladies take on some of the most reliable studs in the game, including Marco Rivera, Dane Cross, Jordan Ash and Anthony Rosano.

With a cast of industry legends, high production values, and three hours of M.I.L.F.-tastic action, There’s No Place Like Mom #2 is that rarest of things – a sequel that surpasses the original in every way!

Lisa Ann Stars in Sweet Sinner’s ‘My Daughter’s Boyfriend 4’

LOS ANGELES — Sweet Sinner has brought back its acclaimed series “My Daughter’s Boyfriend” with the release of Volume 4.

My Daughter’s Boyfriend: Volume 4” is a passionate new offering from Mile High Media’s couples-friendly, adult studio — Sweet Sinner. Featuring two-time AEBN VOD Performer of the Year Lisa Ann and rising star Zoe Voss, the new movie is packed with temptation, seduction, betrayal and hot sex. It was written and directed by Nica Noelle.

In “My Daughter’s Boyfriend: Volume 4,” Lisa Ann is suffering from empty nest syndrome as young daughter Zoe leaves for college. Bored and stuck in a dull marriage to Eric, Lisa enlists the help of Anthony, a young computer tech, to help her build a home office. Lisa is instantly attracted to the hot young stud, and is soon desperately trying to entice the young man with her naughty little dresses and plunging necklines. Anthony soon falls prey to the older woman’s charms, but after a round of explosive afternoon sex, Anthony tells Lisa he can’t see her again. Though distraught, Lisa cheers up when she hears Zoe is coming home for the weekend. Zoe is eager to introduce her parents to her new college boyfriend.

In addition to Lisa Ann and Zoe Voss, “My Daughter’s Boyfriend: Volume 4” stars Anthony Rosano, Jay Crew and Eric John.

“Lisa Ann is amazing in ‘My Daughter’s Boyfriend 4,’” said Noelle, who also wrote the screenplay. “She is the woman most responsible for reviving the interest in MILFs. Lisa Ann is incredibly sexy and seductive, and it’s no wonder men and women of any age want to sleep with her.”

“My Daughter’s Boyfriend: Volume 1” was the recipient of AEBN’s 2010 Best Feature Award, presented to the most viewed video-on-demand release of the year.

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Simpsons, the XXX Parody: Marge and Homer’s Sex Tape

Simpsons, the XXX Parody: Marge and Homer's Sex TapeMainstream pop culture observers seem shocked that a “Simpsons” porn parody exists, but those of us who write about smut for a living are only surprised that it took this long. “Simpsons, the XXX Parody: Marge and Homer’s Sex Tape” was worth the wait. Every fan so inclined to watch a porn version of the show is probably most interested in seeing how they portray that blue-haired siren, Marge Simpson. You’ll be happy to know that XBIZ Female Performer of the Year Andy San Dimas is playing the part. Even if you aren’t a fan yet, you’ll be glad she was cast. Beyond the main event, there are sex scenes with other favorite Springfield characters as well.

As the movie begins, Homer (Anthony Rosano, but we see little of him because he’s usually behind the camera) trades the sex tape he and Marge made for a bag of doughnuts. The rest of the movie is a look at the illicit footage itself. Marge, posing in front of a full-length mirror with the camera behind her, feels frisky about the sexual possibilities that arise thanks to the new camcorder. Something else arises in Homer’s pants once he finally realizes Marge is telling him she wants to make a sex tape. She lets her hair down and starts to blow him, her dirty talk adding lots of excitement. Just as it’s getting hot, Homer’s attention wanders to the TV, where a McBain porno has just started playing.

After shooting the bad guy, McBain (Evan Stone) heroically lays female sidekick Nancy (Atlanta Hawks dancer turned porn star Briana Blair) on a tabletop and gives it to her just like you would want everybody’s favorite yellow action hero to do. Nancy squeals in pleasure with his manly thrusts and begs for his load on her daffodil-colored ass. When he’s done, there’s no time for cuddling because there are more Korean plutonium thieves to hunt down. Nobody in porn could have been better cast as McBain than Evan Stone.

Homer films Marge while she’s dusting and talks her into flashing some lemony ass cheek, against her better judgment – she worries that a neighbor could walk in at any minute. Sure enough, Moe (James Deen, looking better than cartoon Moe but definitely sounding the part) barges in and finds out Marge wears a magenta thong under that green dress! Moe is here to borrow the camcorder for a hot date with real estate agent Cookie Kwan (Asia Zo). Never mind that Cookie thinks she’s there to appraise his apartment, because Moe talks her into fucking him by lying that he’s actually rich and he only looks ugly because he wears a mask to hide his true good looks. Gold-digging, ambitious Cookie can’t jump his bones fast enough after that. He rubs her clit while playing with her perky tits and she gives him a hot blowjob. Then Cookie proves that not only is she number one on the west side, but also number one on her back side, front side… any side on which she takes Moe’s energetic thrusts.

At least, that is until Marge shows the other girls how it’s done. Now that she and Homer have the camera back, they can finally film their frolicking. Homer appears to eat Marge out in P.O.V. style, with the camera giving us an intimate view of her mound. If you’ve always imagined that this blue-haired babe would be a tiger in bed, you’re right. Actually, she’s a tiger on the couch, but you get the picture. Marge fucks Homer’s shaft and then wants to taste her own juices on Homer’s cock for a while before doing it doggy style. They have sex in different positions, always showing Marge to her best advantage. Andy San Dimas stays in character (and voice) the whole time, and not even a blue wig and yellow body paint can diminish her extreme beauty and sex appeal. When Homer pops, Marge proves to be a dirty girl indeed, spitting it out on his cock and licking it back up to swallow.

Director Lee Roy Myers has captured the hilarious essence of yet another pop culture institution with this first release from his self-titled studio. Everybody is well cast and the makeup is great, courtesy of talented industry makeup pro 2Ply. Josh Thomas does note-perfect voice impersonations of Homer and Barney (who we never see, but he’s helping Moe film his tryst with Cookie through a hole in the wall). This is a “Simpsons” parody that should amuse you and satisfy your curiosity.

Stars:   Andy San Dimas Asia Zo Briana Blair Eddie Adams Evan Stone James Deen Anthony Rosano Josh Thomas
Categories: New Release Feature Adult Humor Parody High Definition
Running Time: 107 minutes
Released:   01/2011
Studio Name:   Lee Roy Myers Movies
Director:   Lee Roy Myers