Alexis Texas

Prison Girls

Prison GirlsA mashup of ’60s exploitation movies and a women’s prison episode of MSNBC’s “Lockup” seems to have been the premise behind Elegant Angel’s hit new release “Prison Girls.” It makes a hell of a porno under the capable direction of William H. Nutsack. These babes fuck each other and the male guards in a vignette style movie that lives up to the hype leading to its release.

Aggressive, devilishly gorgeous brunette Sophia Santi is an accused arsonist being transported to her court date. Guard Erik Everhard delays her for a sexual favor. When he rips open her prison jumper, her hard nipples poking through the undershirt give away how much this turns her on. Erik buries his face in her fantastic ass and licks her pussy from behind, turns her around and lifts her shirt to play with her beautiful tits, and dives back into her tasty twat. There’s a long, exciting sequence of him servicing her before she sucks him off and rides his cock. Sophia could melt your face with her body, the way the pulled-up white undershirt shows her jiggling titties and rippling stomach muscles. Erik obviously makes Sophia cum, even though she repeatedly calls him out for possibly making her miss court. It’s a scene you can watch over and over.

Beautiful brunette Bobbi Starr is a murderer, kidnapper, and the prison’s head bitch in charge. She gets first dibs on fresh meat and claims lovely Lily Labeau as her own. Poor Lily is only here for DUI. She’s so terrified of the hardened criminals that when menacing Bobbi offers protection at a price, Lily agrees to “anything.” Displaying effortless dominance, Bobbi pulls Lily by the hair into her ’70s style bush and slaps her face while biting her earlobe. She turns the lithe blonde into her plaything. Lily has perfect, natural, medium-sized tits that Bobbi loves to pull on and slap almost as much as she loves getting Lily to eat her out. She has a tight pussy that Bobbi abuses and a white ass that Bobbi turns scarlet. Have you seen an ass get spanked with feet? You will in this creatively kinky scene. Bobbi Starr is one of the nastiest beautiful girls around, Lily Labeau is a hot submissive, and this is likely to be one of the best girl/girl scenes all year.

Sexy Jynx Maze isn’t into women, but it gets lonely when you’re serving five years. She finds what she needs in the prison laundry with guard Bill Bailey. Jynx is a responsive, vocal girl who loves it when he paws and spanks her. When he goes down, she’s happy to return the favor with enthusiasm. Their fucking starts vaginally, but this half-Peruvian hottie is known as a rising queen of the anal scene and she doesn’t disappoint! She loves having any of her holes filled with cock and frequently tastes him between position changes. Bill pops on her face and Jynx eagerly licks his dick clean. Jynx is pretty new to the industry, so if you’ve never seen her this is a good way to find out why she’s on a lot of people’s short lists for Best New Starlet 2012.

While Jayden Jaymes gingerly takes her first prison shower, experienced inmates Phoenix Marie and McKenzie Lee show up and literally make her pick up the soap. They start in on some hot, heavy action under the shower next to Jayden, who can’t help staring, so they decide this must mean she wants in on their fun. Phoenix is clearly top of the food chain, but Jayden has to submit to McKenzie as well, licking pussy on command and sucking toes, among other things. She likes it, based on the look in her eyes! With its somewhat softer action, this threeway might be accessible to a broader group of porn lovers than the Bobbi/Lily vignette. For lesbian porn fans who don’t like the use of toys, this is especially good.

In the final vignette, Alexis Texas is a bad bitch in solitary confinement after getting into too many fights, and that means she has to meet Warden Steve Holmes, known as “the creepiest motherfucker in this shithole.” But he has some cake topped with whipped cream, and Alexis has a sweet tooth. Steve dips his dick in the cream, so she sucks it off and is now hungry for anything he wants to feed her. He binds her to the bars of her cell with his belt and plays with her perky tits. When Alexis bends over for doggy style he spanks her famously perfect ass before delivering the first thrust. There’s plenty of oral in between the fucking and Alexis proves once more that she’s a pro at giving head and doesn’t mind throat fucking either. Then, because the cream is her favorite part, he feeds her his load and she licks him clean from cockhead to balls.

“Prison Girls” has leapt to the top of the charts and with good reason. There’s something here to satisfy plenty of porn tastes. Will it become a new series? We welcome more tales of X-rated life behind bars.

Stars: Bobbi Starr Alexis Texas Lily Labeau Jynx Maze Phoenix Marie Bill Bailey Jayden Jaymes Erik Everhard Steve Holmes McKenzie Lee Sophia Santi
Categories: New Release Feature High Definition
Running Time: 146 minutes
Released: 03/2011
Studio Name: Elegant Angel Productions
Director: William H. Nutsack

Tori Black is Pretty Filthy 2

Calling Tori Black pretty filthy, is like saying Andy Dick has a mild fascination with drugs and penises, or that, in his new glasses, Justin Bieber kind of resembles Mr. Peabody. She is utterly and completely filthy, sort of like oil slathered in grease and blanketed with petroleum jelly. It’s part of her cake-like charisma that has fans, critics and co-stars all wanting a slice. That she is about as drop-dead lovely as a porn star could be only piles on to her fast-growing legend.

TBIPF 2 plays much like a video portfolio, a sort of variegated cross-section of Tori’s most up-to-date skill set. You’ll see her turned out in plenty of hardcore lesbian, threesome (B/G/G and B/B/G), interracial and solid anal fucking shots for the duration. In between are several-minute-long candid sound bites from an interview session where you learn quite a bit about how her mind operates, her philosophies on life as she sees it and some of her thoughts about the sex scenes she filmed for this release.

The five scenes here are completely scorching, from her first DP(!) on film with Mick Blue and James Deen, to  a three-way boat ride with Alexis Texas and Charley Chase, to a cruise half-naked in an old GTO with Andy San Dimas. She puts the pedal to the metal and rarely lets up. While some may not appreciate the interview session footage, you’ll be glad it is there if for no other reason than to catch your breath after watching the young sexpot toy with your emotions in half-hour increments.

Tori’s constant cumming helped the first installment win Best Gonzo Release, Best Tease  and Best 3-Way Sex Scene at last year’s AVN awards. Judging by the results of this one, there is no reason that feat can’t be repeated.

Running Time:   204 minutes
Released:   09/2010
Director:   Mason

D2: Deviance

Where your darkest fantasies become reality!  The original Deviance was one of the hottest movies of 2009, and this sequel is even hotter. Filled with anal, group sex and outrageous fantasies (including an all-zombie sex scene), D2: Deviance will leave you shocked, awed and horny! This film pushes the limits of XXX!!

Scene 1: Spoiled little rich girl Shyla Stylez grabs Erik Everhard’s hard cock and shoves it in her crotch as he laps up her tight wet pussy on the back of her Bentley! Then this busty babe drops her dress for a round of standing scissors against the car that turns into tit-shaking reverse anal cowgirl!

Scene 2: Kristina Rose and Adrenalynn swap tongues while Marco Banderas tickles the ivories. After a double blowjob, the girls take turns stuffing Marco’s thick cock up their asses. Don’t miss Kristina backing up and grinding on his cock during anal doggy while she eats Adrenalynn’s pussy at the same time!

Scene 3: Jenna Haze and Alexis Texas walk down the aisle together in kinky lingerie to seduce the priest – Mr. Pete. He throws Jenna up in the air for standing missionary while Alexis licks her galpal from behind! After tapping Alexis’s award-winning booty, Mr. Pete slips inside Jenna’s ass as she bounces, wiggles and grinds all over him!

Scene 4: Nikki Benz finds three guys in a cage… so she strips down and starts playing with her pussy in front of them. Once she gets tired teasing them, she sets them loose for a blowjob/stroking circle. Then she takes it at both ends until she squirts!

Scene 5: These zombies are more interested in sex than brains! Teagan Presley, Adrenalynn, Jenna and Nikki start off fingering themselves before going down on each other with lots of screaming and moaning! But the real fun starts when Teagan and Adrenalynn start riding their galpals’ strap-on dildos- gyrating and bouncing hard and fast while moaning like something straight out of a George Romero movie. A must see for the hot action and amazingly realistic zombie make-up!

Now available on AEBN in stunning high definition, this star-powered adult movie is  for fans of Jenna Haze, Alexis Texas, Teagan Presley, Kristina Rose, Shyla Stylez, Adrenalynn and Nikki Benz, anyone interested in gonzo-style movies and fans of the original Deviance.

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Registered Nurse 3

What health plans do these patients have? Seriously. We’ve all heard of Cadillac plans before, but these are more like Bentleys. Well, except for the “bent” part. It seems when you are placed into the care of one of these sexy medical practitioners, you are guaranteed to have your afflictions all straightened out. Okay, replace “afflictions” with the word “cock” and that’s more accurate.

It’s difficult to see how any of these women made it through nursing school and became registered health professionals. From what we’re able to gather, their knowledge of the body seems to stretch from just below the navel to right above the ischium. (That’s the hip bone in case you were wondering.) Sure, the penis is a great source of rejuvenative power for most guys, but unless you happen to be Marvin Gaye, sexual healing isn’t the only or necessarily the best method of rehabilitation.

Okay, it is. And it doesn’t matter how much schooling you’ve undertaken or how many sheepskins you have dangling from your wall, if you can get the job done and make the patient better that’s all that matters in the end.

Speaking of ends, Alexis Texas, one in a long line of Buttwomen, stars in this one. She’s more infatuated with the resident doctor, Evan Stone, than with her patients, but she certainly tries his patience with her cock infatuation. Watch her dirty talk her way to a good fuck.

The rest of the talent is what we often refer to in the business as “sluts”…oh, and “up and comers”. Jessie Andrews, Katie Jordan, and the wonderfully colorful human sketch pad Ryder Skye are all quite the sexpots. Highlights include Ryder double-fist jacking Ralph Long to orgasm, Jessie Andrews beautifully puffy pussy lips and Katie Jordan’s bout of rump shaking.

Keep your eye, however, on the unbelievable Lexi Bloom in this one. The way she sweet talks and fucks Marco Rivera and his extremities back to functionality after a recent bout of paralysis is exceptionally hot. She is pleasing on the eyes, the ears and she has a scintillatingly structured ass to boot.

Still, one question remains: what kind of health plan do these people have?

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Performers of the Year 2010

This is a movie that’s been out since the first of the year but I just now got a chance to talk about it cause I’ve been so busy with the other porn these babes have been in! Jenna Haze, Alexis Texas, Bobbi Starr, Tori Black, Kagney Linn Karter, Julia Ann, and Kristina Rose are here to show why Elegant Angel named them Performers of the Year 2010. It ain’t the same as the AVN or XRCO or whatever awards shows say, but you know Tori was named Performer of the Year for AVN, XBIZ, XRCO, and F.A.M.E. this year. Jenna Haze won the same awards at most of those same letter-named places last year and some of these other girls are for sure gonna have to win sometime. Some of ‘em got nominated a few times.

Tori is one of the prettiest dirty girls ever and she goes after Mark Ashley’s cock like a starving woman who found a sausage.  Kristina is all bendy while Mick Blue pounds her and she gives him a footjob. Alexis launches into a fuck with Johnny Sins that looks like they’d do it even with no camera there. Julia Ann is the AVN MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year 2010, she’s hot as ever, and she’s fucking AVN Male Performer of the Year Manuel Ferrara. I heard all the girls love him so maybe these chicks drew straws or had a catfight to see who got to do the scene with him. They are great at fucking each other!

Next is Jenna, who worships Michael Stefano’s dick, slobbing the knob and getting stuffed so good she turns into a dirty talking whore. Kagney is the newest girl here and if she ain’t a huge name yet, just wait. Fucking like she does here, with last year’s AVN Male Performer of the Year James Deen, is good enough to make her a star along with her hot body and face. Last but not least with a scene that takes up most of the bonus disc is Bobbi, who rivals Tori for prettiest dirty girl ever. Even with her hair shorter she is still total sex. Mark Ashley does her in the throat, pussy, and ass. Her beautiful face looks even better with a load in her mouth.

These are some of the best porn sluts around right now and they’re all in one movie, so if you haven’t seen it yet you need to stop whatever you’re doing and give your cock the jerk of a lifetime.

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Ass Worship 11

Ass Worship 11

If I had to pick whether I like legs, tits or ass on women the best, I would have to say tits. No doubt about it. It’s definitely legs. Definitely. Asses are definitely the best. Damn! I don’t know. Monsters don’t answer questions very well. That’s why we are built to FUCK!

If you like ass, though, then check out Ass Worship 11. My buddy Jules Jordan has done it again with this one. Worship is just a nice way of saying “fucking” and it’s one of the best series around for anal fucking. How do I know? Don’t ask me any more questions. I’m trying to tell you about the movie, so I can go find something to fuck. Why do I always have to be so horny?

Kristina Rose gets fucked hard by Steve Holmes. She has a hot little body. It’s funny how a hot body takes a backseat to the nothingness of a hole that makes our dicks hard. She comes a lot and knows how to jack a cock and lick a guy’s ass too.

Alexis Texas has a booty that is huge! It’s about as big as Alaska or some other big state – like Montana or something. She is the new Buttwoman and even walks around with a plug in her ass. You just can’t see it because of all the booty cheeks. She kills Mr. Pete’s face with her giant rear bumpers and gets an anal cream pie.

Lisa Ann is one bad-ass MILF. She does her first DP and also gets two cream pies in her ass!

Sarah Sloane gets her ass torn up very slowly by James Deen and gets wrapped up in bondage tape too. Man, her ass is tight. I’d love to fuck every one of her wet holes and her big juicy tits.

Phoenix Marie makes her ass beat like a hart and gets some square beads in her round hole. That looks like it hurts bad but if she can take a 10 inch dick from Criss Strokes, I guess she can handle it. This is good gonzo shit for any ass man.