You gotta love a porn chick that aims really high. Jenna Haze is one of them girls. She wants to be the all-time nastiest, dirtiest slut there ever could be. If all her big shiny awards and that aren’t proof (AVN Award for Best New Starlet of the Year and Best Solo Sex Scene in 2003 and an award for Best Interactive DVD in 2008 called Interactive Sex With Jenna Haze) then her want to fuck guys, girls, guys and girls and whatever should be all you need. Heck, by that standard, I should win ton of awards. I’ll fuck damn near anything! But they don’t got no Best Monster award at the AVN or nothing. Maybe they should start!
Speaking about high, Jenna took her name from that one guitarist dude, Jimi. Yeah the one who wrote that song…you know Foxy Lady. Oh, yeah but he also gone and did that one Purple Haze tune. I wish I could play an instrument as good as he did. Mostly though I just play with myself, unless I got some hot chick like Jenna around that I can fuck. Like I said, she does anything. Not just people-wise, but positions too. I’m gettin’ all horny just thinkin’ about humping Jenna’s tiny little pussy and that smokin’ ass with her all-natural 34B-22-32 figure. Normally I say little ’cause I mean tight, but her pussy is really little. She’s only 5’3″ and about 90-some pounds. I don’t know where she hides all that cock she takes.
She been in a ton of flicks starting with Joey Silvera’s Service Animals 4, in 2001. And only seven or so years later, she had her her own place where she makes her own films. It’s called Jennaration X Studios, and she directed Cum-Spoiled Sluts as the first Jennaration X release, in 2009. That’s pretty good for a girl that quit school when she was a teen and had a bunch of junk jobs. I’m glad I ain’t human sometimes, cause I wouldn’t do no good at nothing unless its the Monster School of Fucking. I’d be on the Dean’s List there with one of them Latin terms, someone cumming loudly or something.
Good to hear Jenna has found her purpose in life. I’m about to go and continue mine right now by fucking something! Watch Jenna Haze Movies