Top Picks for the Weekend 02/17/11

Azz and Mo Ass 13 (West Coast Productions)

If we had to venture a guess, the difference between “azz” and “ass” is all a matter of how much junk is in the trunk. Once the booty begins to look like it’s under an electron microscope when compared to the rest of the body, it deserves some Z’s. In contrast, when a lineup of big black cocks, belonging to studs like Mr. Marcus, Wesley Pipes and Rico Strong, are busting up beautiful black asses, some for the first time, there’s no time for Z’s. You’ll need to be fully awake and have all your faculties in proper working order to take in the raunch. This film has tease, rumpshaking, anal fucking, creampies, slo-mo sequences and plenty more to go along with it. And in Tila, Tay, and Asheerah you’ve got two lovely “T’s” to go along with a fine “A” that you can enjoy with some hot Cocoa and wash down with a tasty Daiquiri. The boys at West Coast Productions are deft at drawing up some of the most wickedly dirty ho-bagging that porn has to offer. No reason to stop now!

Stars:   Cocoa Tay Dash Asheerah Tila Pussan Daiquiri Holland Rico Strong John Q. Lucas Stone Mr. Marcus Wesley Pipes

Categories: Black Anal New Release Big Dick All Sex Big Butt

Running Time:   153 minutes

Released:   11/2011

Studio Name:   West Coast Productions

Series:   Azz And Mo Ass

Director:   TB

Sinderella and Me (Sweet Sinner)

If Disney films have taught us anything, it’s that Elliott is a terrible name for a dragon, dogs shouldn’t eat spaghetti and meatballs and you should never chop up brooms that are carrying pails of water. But the biggest lesson that everyone takes away from a Disney feature is that all girls want to be princesses. As Sweet Sinner reveals in Sinderella and Me, even porn queens, those darling little sluts who are seemingly at the complete opposite end of the regal spectrum, have fantasies of becoming a princess. In this film, director Nica Noelle does a redux on one of the most romantic fables of all time, adding oral daisy chains, 69 action, fingering, masturbation, toe and ball sucking, plus some explosive orgasms to the classic fairy tale. Allie Haze, whom you may recall from Girl Crush 2, plays the gorgeous servant daughter whose evil step-mother (Darla Crane) and ugly stepsisters (Dylan Ryan and Jiz Lee) are determined to keep her away from rich bachelor Manuel Ferrara’s 30th birthday bash. When servant boy Wolf Hudson steps in to help the lovely Sinderella, the stepsisters decide to punish him by forcing the hot young stud into a scorching three-way. Fairy godmother DeLUXE comes to the rescue, and Sinderella heads to the ball where she and Manuel fall in love at first sight. But what dirty little secrets do Manuel and Darla share, and how will the evil MILF use them to get her way with the “charming” Manuel? As usual, you’ll have to watch to find out. Disney should have taught you that too.

Stars:   Allie Haze Darla Crane Manuel Ferrara Wolf Hudson Dylan Ryan Jiz Lee

Categories: New Release Feature Adult Humor Parody

Running Time:   145 minutes

Released:   01/2011

Studio Name:   Mile High Media Sweet Sinner

Director:   Nica Noelle

MILF Massage Team (Powersville)

Moms deserve a little pampering now and again. After all they do to raise the kids, keep the castle tidy and provide delicious meals for everyone, no self-respecting dude would ever deny her some relaxation time. All that backbreaking labor can really put strain on the musculature, so what better way for her to relax than to get a Swedish deep-tissue massage from a professional? Take Caroline Reese, for instance. She’s had an excruciatingly hectic day trying to get her hair and nails done. Whew! Among stress-related illnesses, cuticle and follicle care is the 9,372nd leading cause, ranking it just above bruised produce and right below faulty tongue depressors. But, while hands on the body spirit away the kinks, they turn people into blubbering fools. Caroline begins to pry into masseur Ryan’s private life, to which Ryan responds by prying into Caroline’s private parts. Shay Fox just got back from a weekend in the Hamptons and her mother-in-law has been driving her crazy. She’s been doing yoga, but the only thing that eases the tension is for Michael to do Shay. Check out the clit on this one! Rayveness has some back problems – two herniated discs that rub against the nerves of her spine. But, Evan Stone has some nerve as well, whipping off the sheet and working over her ass with his hands before working over her mouth and pussy with his cock. Watch her devour that cum. Nom nom nom! Carrie Ann has a problem area, but it has nothing to do with muscles. It has to do with the fact she hasn’t had a big cock in her for a long time – and that’s a problem. Chad fixes that up real nice like. MILF Massage was directed by Jim Powers. And if you thought you had seen this one already, you may have when it was called Malibu Massage Parlor. That “smash” hit was also directed by Jim Powers. We think he even used the same set. He certainly used some of the same male talent. But that’s okay because that film has had massive success and we think this one will follow in its footsteps. If you loved Malibu Massage Parlor, you’ll be hands-over-ass crazy for MILF Massage Team.

Stars:   Caroline Reese Shay Fox Rayveness Carrie Ann

Categories: New Release All Sex M.I.L.F.

Running Time:   150 minutes

Released:   01/2011

Studio Name:   Powersville Inc