Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Split My Little Asshole

It’s difficult to know whether or not the makers of XXX films peruse blogs like ours on a regular or semi-regular basis just to see if people are talking about them. However, it can’t be denied that if enough blogs and fan sites make negative comments about a particular film franchise, the buzz will eventually become loud enough that even producers with the most severe cases of tinnitus will have to take note. That seems to be the case with the Whitezilla series of porn films from Hush Hush Entertainment.

Whitezilla was the stage name of one Shawn Diesel. We say “was” because, it appears it is no longer. Shawn and his massive member wandered around various cities terrorizing willing young girls’ pussies and assholes on camera for the masses. While the women he coerced into the sack were always exceptionally good-looking, his demeanor left a little bit to be desired. He was brash, callous and borderline irritating with his incessant blabbering prior to the start of a scene.

A little snippet from one of our past reviews:

Shawn Diesel (a.k.a. Whitezilla) is the heir apparent to the throne of giganto-dicks as evidenced by the suffix “zilla” attached to a one-word color reference about his skin tone. It’s very much in the vein of Blackzilla. He’s fortunate that certain teachings do not apply to porn nicknames because if we actually named people by the content of their character and not the color of their skin he would be called Douche-zilla. Why? He and his madcap pal behind the camera are both ceaselessly annoying in their constant editorializing and game pitching. You almost wish he would stuff that achromatic barrel dick down his own throat at times. Sadly, behavior once rewarded does not easily slip into extinction. Now try five times rewarded and you’ll begin to see why these dudes never shut up.”

It seems that there were plenty of others who felt the same way because in the newest installment of the Whitezilla line of films, Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Split My Little Asshole, Shawn Diesel has been replaced by Matt Hughes, the U.K. porn prodigy with the 11-inch uncut cock. What is interesting is we’re still trying to determine if it’s entirely a good thing or not. Now, don’t get us wrong: watching a guy whose dick is thicker around almost than he is trying to plug various holes of an incredible line-up of Eastern European women is fantastic; but, he is polite, rather unassuming and content to stay in the background while the camera operator does most of the talking and conducting of the interview portions. It sounds lovely, but great films need great villains and the new line-up doesn’t have that anymore. Still, the amazing angles and hefty cumshots are a delight and well worth your time.

Amabella is an 18-year-old, raven-haired cutie from Romania, who is studying psychology. Apparently, they haven’t reached the chapters on mind games, because she gets coerced into showing off her lingerie for a complete stranger. Those lacey g-string panties fit her toned ass beautifully. For someone nervous, she doesn’t seem to have any reservations about stripping off her bra and panties. What an incredible body she has: natural tits, long legs and perfect ass. She gets suckered into “modeling” nude with Danny (Matt) using a double-the-money offer and whatever fear was left melts away completely. She gets skewered in doggie, mish and then transformed into an ass-kabob before taking a gigantic facial that drips down her chin and onto her phenomenal tits.

Bianca Lovely is 20-year-old blonde from Budapest. The English word she seems to understand the most is “yes”. It’s her go-to word, which is great for porn. She spontaneously, busts out an “Oh, my God!” when Danny whips out his foot-long. It’s a miracle, really. It’s also a miracle that the corners of her mouth don’t get chapped and cracked beyond recognition when she tries to swallow the thing whole. Her dainty hands can barely make it around the circumference, but on her knees, she does her best to take it all in (the cock, not the ambience.) After breaking open her half-shell in doggie, he drives his meat into her asshole, burying it all the way to his balls. She takes a break from anal to ride in CG and get stuffed in mish. Mish-style backdoor ramming is followed by spoon anal, which is then followed by about 5-6 laser blasts of cum onto her pale face. It could have been more, but several of his high-caliber shots fly over her head and onto a nearby armoire. What does this kid eat?

Bailey is twenty-one. She too is Hungarian. She too is tall, lithe, raven-haired and has delectable natural tits and svelte body.  While her shock at the sight of his meat pole is apparent, her eagerness to attack his cock is just as obvious, leaning in and reaching for the prize almost immediately after he drops his towel. It takes a little longer for him to work it into her pooncy (pussy in Hungarian.) But he gets it there. The shot again is from the back and through the five hole as if it were from the back of a hockey net – great for watching the attempted penetrations. His cock is so huge though she requires a restart or two to get enough lubrication to make the coupling work. After getting nicely accustomed to the cock, he moves to her asshole where again she takes a little priming to get it all in. She begs him to go slower, but if the goose bumps on the back of her thighs are any indication, she is enjoying the feeling of his driving inside. He pumps her ass in spoon, CG and mish, then in doggie once more giving you some primo angles of her ass. Another huge cumshot follows, coating Bailey in a sticky film.

Logan is 23 and from St. Petersburg, Russia. The blonde looker has super long legs and a pretty smile. There’s just something so feminine about a girl wearing pink, especially when said garment is a golf-style shirt top already unbuttoned down to her tits. Once you get the upskirt shot of her matching pink panties, things begin to reach fever pitch. She doesn’t appear too thrilled with the overtures to show more skin, but the tits make their appearance and then the top comes off entirely revealing yet another spectacular pair of medium-sized natural beauties. As the skin level increases, Logan’s reservations build. But the camera guy keeps pushing on. He promises more and better modeling work if she’ll get naked. He even gives her a magazine to look through, featuring what he had in mind when he hired her. An audible gasp crosses her lips. Matt brings in the heavy timber and the convincing session continues. Not even the promise of great money can seemingly change her mind…and she has a boyfriend – always a mood killer. He says he’ll pay her more for today and she can stop whenever she wants. We all know how those scenarios end. But give her credit; she still won’t touch his tube despite all the cajoling. Matt finally grabs her hand and places it on his shaft. She starts stroking it while carrying on with her denials of interest. She doesn’t want to proceed, yet she can’t let go of his huge cock. As is always the case, the mind may be strong, but the tongue, mouth and throat are weak. She sucks it and tongues the head and shaft. Her panties just seem to melt away and in no time, she is taking the beast into her wet twat, though it’s not all smooth sailing. It takes a little extra for her pussy lips to accept such huge cargo; even more so for her ass. In this next sequence you get some phenomenal angles of his slow advance into her tiny asshole in spoon position. It’s very, very hot. She takes it in CG, and then alternates pussy and anal fucking in mish, spreading wide her lips and ass cheeks in the process. The final indignity comes in the form of a cum fountain onto her face, as Logan rests on her knees with her hands out like she’s begging for alms. It goes right up the cleft in her lip, the bridge of her nose and plasters her forehead. But she ends up loving every minute of it.

Finally, there’s Debbie White. She does some modeling on the side and was quick to catch the eye of the producers. She’s also quick to show you her goods, hiking up her denim mini-skirt to flash her ass for the camera. Her tiny little tits are not far behind. She has already done some girl/girl in the past, but will she be interested in a romp with Matt? She might be, but she insists her boyfriend wouldn’t approve (note to porn girls: ditch the boyfriends. That way there is neither guilt nor the potential for protracted breakups.) Once again, the fascinating thing is that, like the others, her hand never leaves the cock while wrestling with her decision. Between the boyfriend and a double-the-money offer, however, the cash always wins out. Debbie is no different. She goes through the same progressions as the others: sucking, jacking, worshipping from the knees and doggie fucking, followed by spoon anal and doggie anal. There is some RCG tossed in for good measure and, of course, the mega-cum blast into the face. The camera is usually turned off before the buyer’s remorse sets in as it undoubtedly will here.

Check out SDWSMLA and see what you think of the new line-up and format. If for no other reason, do it because you probably won’t find a bigger white cock digging into cuter asses than right here. Ultimately, that’s kind of what porn is all about anyway.

Stars:   Debbie White Baileey Matt Hughes Michelle Moist Amabella Bianca Lovely Dakota Bannister

Categories: Anal Big Dick Gonzo Gaping

Running Time:   224 minutes

Released:   06/2010

Studio Name:   Hush Hush Entertainment

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