It’s not the most PC name for a relationship retreat, but the Cheater’s Retreat name is honest and direct, unlike most of the participants. They are there because of their inability to own up to their feelings and to their partners when they stray. Manning the helm of the pricey lodge is Nick Manning, the “Relationship Guru”, who as far as we can tell is part sage, part cult leader, part attorney and part lunatic, but his catchphrases are all trademarked as he’ll be quick to tell you.
The goal of the program is to conquer fears, rise above anger and resentment, and get the relationship the participants deserve. As Manning points out, that can only be accomplished by opening up one’s mind to new ways of thinking. Orifices soon follow.
So, who is in attendance?
Darla Crane and Sean Michaels are struggling to stay together after Sean’s infidelity. How you fool around on those tits is beyond comprehension.
Then there’s Magdalene St. Michaels and Chastity Lynn. You gotta know who you are at every age. Magdalene, a sexy MILF, does, but her young lesbian lover Chastity is not yet committed to a lesbian lifestyle. She still desires sex with men, wanting to experience their bodies, their minds and their cocks.
Angry Deluxe suspects husband Alex of a bromance with Wolf Hudson. It’s a love triangle, that has no point as all of the players are untrustworthy.
What happens at the retreat?
Darla may have lost her sex drive and her desirability, but when trying to lose herself she finds her sexual mojo again with the guru himself, sucking his cock and ball sack and taking a load to her face.
Meanwhile, Sean is back at the lodge striking up a conversation with Chasity. Do they hit it off? Once a cheater, always a cheater, but Sean also doesn’t like the fact that Darla is withholding sex from him until she regains her confidence; Chastity just wants dick. He bites and she swallows. Her fine little body, cute tits and especially her tiny pussy lips look great getting split by Sean’s massive dick, but she too looks hot fingering her slit through her panties.
Wolf is not gay as Deluxe would have us believe, but neither is Magdalene’s beau Chastity. When Wolf and Magdalene have a chance meeting and come to the realization each has something to prove, they hook up. It culminates in a nice cumshot into Mag’s mature mouth.
There was one more participant at the retreat: Rayveness. This buxom brunette is there because she wanted to learn more about successful relationships. A single woman at a couples retreat? Sounds like a fly in the ointment if there ever was one, but you’ll have to watch to find out what happens.
Cheater’s Retreat is a funny, surprisingly intense look at love and hot sex with a charmingly diverse cast.
Stars: Darla Crane Rayveness Wolf Hudson Chastity Lynn Magdalene St. Michaels Sean Michaels Nick Manning
Categories: New Release Feature For Ladies
Running Time: 122 minutes
Released: 11/2010
Studio Name: Mile High Media Sweet Sinner
Director: Nica Noelle