Anyone who has followed the Charlie Sheen tabloid tales probably knows of his epic porn star party and his idea to start a “porn family.” Now, of course, studios as diverse as X Play and Smash Pictures have Sheen spoofs in the works. The porn family is now just a fading dream as Charlie is said to be drying out and getting clean, but we thought it would be fun to imagine which women 
would live in his sexy commune.
Ginger Lynn, Charlie’s flame from the early ’90s, wouldn’t live in the mansion, but she could drop by just to check on the girls and mentor them. After all, Ginger has been there and done that for longer than many other women in Charlie’s life. In the business on and off since the 1980s, with mainstream roles to her credit, legendary Ginger is hottest in classic features like the original “New Wave Hookers” and the best-of collection “Swedish Erotica 81.” One of the ultimate movies for her fans, “Ginger Lynn the Movie,” features the sexy blonde alongside other ’80s icons in girl-on-girl, orgy, and anal action. Ginger is still a great fuck in movies such as “White Mommas,” featuring her first interracial anal, and a cougar/kitten scene in “Mommy and Me.”
Since her night with Charlie in October 2010 took a dark turn, Capri Anderson 
probably wouldn’t have been invited to the porn house, nor would she have accepted. “Capricious,” the lesbian and solo movie compiled after her infamous night with Charlie to showcase her charms, illustrates why Sheen was attracted to her. Capri does girls almost exclusively, but if you’re after something heartier than the veggie plate, you can see her in early scenes from “Virgins of the Screen 6” and “Filthy’s First Taste 7.” When you see how hot Capri is with Jenna Haze in “Meow,” can you blame her for deciding she likes the lesbian scene?
Bree Olson is the most famous younger porn star to have a rumored “Ma-Sheen” escapade, but she keeps her pretty lips sealed on the subject. When reports emerged that she partied with him in Vegas on the weekend of the AVN Awards, Bree flew to Cabo. As the most famous of Charlie’s recent alleged porn hook-ups, 
she’s the older “sister” that the other girls might envy, but she’s so sweet that nobody could hate her. See her get kinky in the super-hot “The Surrender of O,” still one of her most popular movies. Bree has natural sexiness that shines in “The Bombshells” and the comic skills for a parody like “The A-Team XXX.” We can’t wait to see her newly toned body in “Not Bionic Woman and the Six Million Dollar Man.”
Most infamous is Kacey Jordan, the girl kicked out of the porn family for talking to the tabloids about Charlie’s 36-hour party. She’s great at lip service, you see 
– blowjobs are one of her specialties, and you’ll see how special in “Rocco’s Bitch Party 2,” when she gets the honor of finishing off the Italian Stallion in the second scene. Kacey earned the cover for “She Is Half My Age 4” with a gangbang that proves she’s up for anything. She made for a hot Cindy Brady in “Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” and two sequels. Word has it Kacey just posed – clothed – for GQ.
Melanie Rios was rumored to be at that Charlie party with Kacey. This Colombian chica brings the spice – she’d be the porn “sister” least likely to take
shit. She’s an adorable girl with a wild side. That’s her pretty face and fine ass on the cover of “Barely Legal 105,” from back when she was going by Melanie Jane. She’s also the box cover girl for “Mommy and Me,” which also stars Ginger, albeit a different scene. Melanie’s fuck partner in the film is Francesca Le, a porn legend to whom she is often favorably compared. In “Lush,” Melanie and Riley Jensen are so hot and gorgeous that they landed the box cover. We like her best of all in “Oil Overload 4,” and that brings us to the last girl in the porn family…
Auburn-haired Gigi Rivera is in the scene from “Oil Overload 4” with 
Melanie and stud Toni Ribas. Cute, hot Gigi announced her retirement in the last few days. If this is true, we’re sad to see her go, because her scene in “Bus Stop Girls 2” won a permanent spot in our spank bank and even her less obviously outstanding performances, like in “It’s Okay, She’s My Stepdaughter 5,” are hot. If she ever changes her mind, she’ll be welcomed back with open arms, based on the heat and industry buzz she generated in a short time. Maybe Gigi is the prodigal “daughter” of the porn family, and porn fans everywhere hope she will return.
Who’s your favorite Charlie’s angel… or devil, as the case may be?