Pussycat Ranch

If the girls-on-trampolines moment that occurs at the start of this film, with horses instead of trampolines, doesn’t grab you from the get-go, you may not be alive. There is nothing better than bouncing, slow-motion breasts, up in the saddle, riding the prairie to a poor imitation Grand Funk Railroad soundtrack. Well, there might be, but we haven’t yet found it.

The girls, Candi, Randi and Andi (Samantha Fox, Daisey Mae and Colleen Anderson) are on their way back to their homestead in the country. Along with Ma Belle (Molly Malone) and the hired hand Johnboy (Roger Caine), they are living the simple life, but it just got a little harder (pun possibly intended) because they can no longer afford their mortgage. The movie centers on the story of how the family drums up the money in order to save the farm.

Here are some highlights:

Big hillbilly Johnboy decides he has to leave because he can’t work for nothing, though he the three women convince him it is worthwhile to stay. Really they are just horny as hell and need a cock inside them. A four-gy in the hay takes place, and while that’s cool enough, it’s amazing this dimwitted doofus knows what to do, but he does.

All good movies need an evil banker. The evil banker in this flick, Dastardly Don Juan, comes the next morning to collect the mortgage, but he grants the clan a reprieve because he is in love with Ma Belle. Should she be unable to come up with the money by the next day, however, he insists he’ll take what’s left of her virtue and then take her hand in marriage.

Now in dire straits, the women plan a bank heist, but are disappointed to find out when they arrive that it has already been knocked over by the murderous Billy the Kid (Eric Edwards) and his sidekick Snake (Joey Silvera). The smooth-talking Billy infiltrated the bank by infiltrating Don Juan’s daughter, Sweet Polly (Arcadia Lake), and promising to marry her. Arcadia is sexy as hell with her small tits, long nipples and full bush. In true six gun style Billy fires several shots of cum up her back and onto her ass after fucking her, then bolts with the cash. Like Billy says, all you need to score easy money is charm, personality, good looks and a big dick. Check. Check. Debatable. Check.

The boys take refuge at the girls homestead thinking it to be deserted. When the girls arrive back at home after the heist fail, they find that the now drunk and loud scofflaws have become best pals with Johnboy. But instead of feeling angry, the women are smitten with the outlaws and a deal is struck. The boys will help the women financially if they can permanently hideout at their residence.

After a night of fucking, including Billy in a threesome with Candi and Andi, and Snake with Randi, Don Juan is back for his money the following morning. He gets his payment, but in the spirit of his “Dastardly” name, he promptly decides to extort more from them to make up for the money he and his bank lost in the heist.

The gang and the women decide to go into the whoring business to save the house and the old place becomes the Pussycat Ranch. Every good guy, ruffian, and tweener comes to the locale for fun and excitement. The money rolls in, though Don Juan still has a little score to settle with Billy for “fornicating with his bank and then fornicating with his daughter.” Not knowing he and the women are in cahoots, he tracks down Billy at the ranch. At this point, the big showdown takes place. Does Billy get back the money back Don Juan stole, which Billy stole from Don in the first place, or does he get shot down in a blaze of glory? You’ll have to watch to find out.

Films like this are a perfect example of the divide between what was and what is in pornography. While the fucking is not at all as brutal and demented as is the current crop of titles, this movie and others of the era really tried to write semi-legitimate scripts with true entertainment value. You’ll see lots of pratfalls and Vaudevillian-style humor in this one, cheesy sound-effects, a talking horse and even a Jean-Michel Jarre “Oxygene” ripoff as part of the soundtrack.

Don’t get us wrong, the sex is still appealing, especially if you’re into the old-school natural look featuring big bush and backs free of tramp stamps. The variety of cum shots could also be considered much more appealing than in today’s films, with a lot more body shots: ass, belly, back, tits and pussy. It’s not all face all the time. It could be argued the variety more than makes up for the limited number of positions as do the sensual ways in which the women of this era handled blowjob duties.

Pussycat Ranch is fun and silly and a nice break from the seriousness of today’s porn. Take a look and see what you think. With a box cover that resembles the Cannonball Run art of decades past, how can you go wrong?

Stars:   Arcadia Lake Samantha Fox Heather Young Roger Caine Allstyne Von Busch Daisy Mae Madison Deputy Dan Molly Malone Richard Bolla Don Peterson Joey Silvera Eric Edwards

Running Time:   92 minutes

Released:   10/1978

Studio Name:   Cal Vista Classic

Director:   John Christopher

AEBN, Smash Pictures Throw November Party for Malibu Massage Parlor

Charlotte, NC – November 19, 2010 – AEBN, the leader in adult VOD, has partnered with Smash Pictures once again to throw an industry party to celebrate the release of Smash’s new film, Malibu Massage Parlor. The party is scheduled for November 27th at Empire Nightclub in Hollywood.

“Smash Pictures have been amazing this year. They deliver movies that sell time and time again: Secretary’s Day 4, Friends and Family, and the mega-successful Bus Stop Girls, to name a few, are all on their way to achieving classic status,” says Jerry Anders, AEBN VP of Sales and Marketing. “We’re sure this latest film will be a knockout, so we’re glad to partner with them to promote its release.”

Malibu Massage Parlor was shot in high definition and stars Kristina Rose, Katie Summers, Nina Hartley, Kelly Divine, and Emma Mae. While the film will be released on DVD in December, it will be available exclusively through AEBN for VOD starting this month.

The night will be hosted by stars from the film, while Lizz Tayler will be covering red carpet hosting duties. The party’s guest list is being handled by King Ryan Events; industry members can RSVP with him at ryan@kingryanevents.com. As with past AEBN and King Ryan parties, the event will be attended by a bevy of beautiful starlets, as well as some of the most well-known names in the industry.

The night begins on the red carpet on Saturday November 27th, 10PM at Empire Nightclub in Hollywood, located at 1716 N. Cahuenga Blvd., Hollywood, CA.

Top Picks for the Weekend 11/18/10

Fuck Me Indie Ass (Private)

Only the names change.

Back in the day, they were the party girls or good time girls or whatever you wanted to call them. Now, these fuck slut loosey goosey broads are called Indie girls. Different name, same hardcore love and devotion to all-out, no-holds-barred sex. If it’s a body part located somewhere in the mid-section, these chicks have a mouth, hand, pussy or ass on it. Drink in one hand; cock in the other. That’s their motto. Not really, but it’s kind of catchy.

This is a totally DIY affair from top to bottoms with skateboards, punkabilly soundtrack, homemade graphics, foreign beverages, and conversations about the Velvet Underground. And the fucking is out of sight. That’s just an expression. You actually get to see Bobbi Starr take a huge cock and balls into her mouth simultaneously and play a mean rusty trombone. Misti Love gets her asshole fingered while slobberknocking a bulging boner. Tatiana Kush gets her armpits sniffed and licks globs of cum off the laminate flooring. And blonde sex addict Tara Foxx does her first DP.

This one is fucking crazy…or should we say “Indie”. Do not miss this one!

Stars:   Andy San Dimas Vin Vericose Tara Lynn Foxx Sascha Julius Ceazher Alex Gonz Bobbi Starr Misti Love Dane Cross Tatiana Kush Joey Brass

Categories: Anal International All Sex Anilingus

Running Time:   117 minutes

Released:   06/2010

Studio Name:   Private Media

Series:   Private Movies

Director:   Dave Naz

Biggest Ass Ever 3 (West Coast Productions)

Biggest ever? That’s a pretty solid claim, for a film full of flab. And if these land masses off asses are any indication, these ebony heavies have put their mouths where their money is, which just happens to be where their mouths are. It’s a total money-mouth-a-thon!

They say that with BBW women there is more of them to love. That’s true, but it’s also more difficult to isolate the sweet spots. Nevertheless, once your black hole divination kit does its job, it’s off to the races – in a slow, lumbering kind of way. Then you can watch these debonair derrieres do some rockin’, ripplin’ and fat rollin’ all over some thick dicks.

You’ll also find a bucket of cock sucking, a thermos of water play and a keg of anal sex on tap, including a backdoor ballet with a woman named Butterfly. Hell, the name starts with “butt”, so could this have ended any differently? However, you have GOT to see Juicy Lipps ride her man and then take one up the backside. What a delectable spectacle!

Stars:   Juicy Lipps Sexy Phat J Strokes Blauge Foxx Devonte (f) Wesley Pipes Francesca Gabriella Jon Jon Butterfly John Q. Farrah Foxx

Categories: Black New Release Big Dick BBW Gonzo Big Butt

Running Time:   153 minutes

Released:   09/2010

Studio Name:   West Coast Productions

Series:   Biggest Ass Ever

Porn Fidelity 15 (Porn Fidelity)

It ain’t cheating if there are no rules in play. That’s the situation (not the Jersey Shore kind) in this crazy tale of wedded bliss. Real life porn couple, Kelly and Ryan Madison, through Kelly’s own 413 Productions studio, bring home a who’s hoo-hoo of the hottest, feistiest, grittiest, sauciest pussy this side of that side.

The partners in crime rough up sexy brunette Audrey Bitoni. Then Ryan spurts his man goo onto lovely Indian Priya Rai’s third eye, and first and second breasts. Humanitarian Julia Ann takes a break from saving the world to spend frivolously her built-up sexual capital. And Ricki Raxxx shows off her tats and takes Ryan’s cock on a sightseeing tour of Melon Gorge. There are loads of cum, blowjobs and threeways to help you survive the weekend. Check it out!

Stars:   Julia Ann Ricki Raxxx Kelly Madison Audrey Bitoni Priya Rai Ryan Madison

Categories: Big Tits All Sex Threeway High Definition

Running Time:   167 minutes

Released:   07/2008

Studio Name:   413 Productions Kelly Madison Productions Porn Fidelity

Series:   Porn Fidelity

Director:   Kelly Madison

Featured Star: Shawna Lenee

Shawna LeneeWhen AVN named Shawna Lenee its Unsung Starlet of the Year earlier in 2010, it was a reflection of how important this blonde has been to many people’s orgasms since her 2005 debut. Lately Shawna has been collecting other accolades: Hottest Girl in Porn 2008, Penthouse Pet of the Month for July 2008, and runner-up for Penthouse Pet of the Year 2009. It’s about time she got the recognition she deserves.

At the beginning of her career, Shawna went by Kara Mynor and had auburn hair, small tits, and an innocent look. Her first movie, “Service Animals 21,” features her on the cover looking like Hollywood hottie Michelle Trachtenberg. This blue-eyed cutie was clearly one to watch. In 2006, Kara started performing as Kara Bare (“Mouth 2 Mouth 5”) and got a little nastier while still looking like a sweet teen. Kara got bigger tits and blonde bleach job in 2007 to become the sexy woman she is today. By fall 2007 she had renamed herself Shawna Lenee.

Shawna began to shoot more girl/girl, such as an outdoor scene with Tory Lane in “Pink Paradise 3.” Although Shawna enjoys cock, there’s no denying that she also loves girl-on-girl time. She’s bisexual and says her fantasy girl is “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere.

In 2008, Shawna really broke through. She submitted to Amber Rayne and Kimberly Kane in “Bitchcraft 2,” an award-winning flick that proved women can fuck raw and rough without cock. Shawna had great sex with Shane Diesel in “She Only Takes Diesel” and made an excellent Marilyn in “This Ain’t the Munsters XXX.” Digital Playground’s smash hit “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” brought her more exposure.

The following year brought still more big movies and star-making scenes. See her dive into the leg and pantyhose fetish pool with a great scene in “Nylons 5.” Watch Shawna and two other busty blondes attack porn stud Nick Manning in a hot reverse gangbang at the end of “This Ain’t the Partridge Family.” September 2009 saw the release of the award-winning “Deviance,” in which Shawna has an energetic threeway with Mick Blue and Jerry.

Shawna has been better than ever in 2010. Check out how overheated she gets with James Deen in the incredible “Young Harlots: School Trip.” You’ll want to see what happens when Shawna meets the great pervert Rocco Siffredi in the orgy scene at the beginning of “Rocco’s Bitch Party 2.” She plays submissive pony girl to beautiful Bobbi Starr in the incredible blend of intense lesbian sex and fetish, “Bitchcraft 8,” Shawna’s most popular movie right now.

We predict that Shawna will reach greater erotic heights as her career continues. She’s one of the most popular girls in the industry and we’re excited to see what she does next!

Service Animals 21 She Only Takes Diesel Deviance Young Harlots: School Trip Bitchcraft 8

The Art of Kissing 3

Viv Thomas is back with another volume full of peckers. And by that we mean lesbian girls who love to dish out bushels of smooches to their sexy counterparts. The Art of Kissing is an AVN award-nominated series and for good reason. The way these hot-ass girls fawn all over one another, yet exercise such restraint as they slowly seduce, de-clothe and explore each other’s bodies is something to behold. Patience may be a virtue, but it seems that when your face is just millimeters away from another woman’s sopping wet hoo-hoo, the time to be virtuous has long since past.

Red-headed stunner Piper Fawn and blonde cutie Sylvia Laurent are stirred to passion by a really boring movie. Piper begins to circumnavigate Sylvia’s face with butterfly kisses. The two are quickly out of their tops, exposing Piper’s smoking hot tits, which are saturated with mouth bombs as well. Sylvia sucks Piper’s toes and then slips off Piper’s panties to roll her tongue across her warm slit and finger her to orgasm. Piper then takes control, returning the sexual favors to Sylvia, including a tight shot of Piper’s finger penetrating Sylivia’s pussy and her tongue dancing across her clit.

It’s only the beginning.

There are five other incredible pairings too, including Mya Diamond and Lucie Theodorova, who get aroused at the window view of a country vista. Some nice shots of doggie-style pussy eating, cheek munching and a hot 69 session ensue. Nella and Monica Sweet are decked out in red, an apt color as their clits turn flush from the fingering they endure. Piper Fawn makes a reprise appearance with Suzie Carina, engaging in a super hot finger-fuck session in bed. Mya Diamond and Sylvia Laurent cleanse themselves in the shower and use their tongues to penetrate the hard-to-reach areas. Finally, Suzie Carina and Lucie Theodorova’s bodies glisten from the baby oil they slather over each other and light up the screen even more with their passionate lovemaking.

Sometimes the best thing about two girls together is the kissing. And if kissing is indeed an art, then this series is a masterpiece. And if ’80s pop culture is accurate, since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure.

These ones left them all behind.

The end.

Stars:   Suzie Carina Sylvia Laurent Lucie Theodorova Piper Fawn Nella Monica Sweet Mya Diamond

Categories: Lesbian Euro International All Sex All Girl British

Running Time:   182 minutes

Studio Name:   VivThomas.com

Series:   The Art Of Kissing

Director:   Viv Thomas

I’m Yours to Take

I’m Yours to Take stars Brigitte Lahaie as a newlywed who is left at the estate of her husband while he is away on “business”. She lives the high life with maid service, her own personal horse and people to cater for her every whim. But, when the stable boy follows her on her morning ride to carry out his “instructions” at the behest of Brigitte’s husband, she gets a little suspicious, though she still lets him fuck her mish, side and doggie anyway, spilling cum up her back.

Later, she flies into a sexual tizzy, stripping off her clothes in the presence of the maid. The maid provides a giant black dildo to cure Brigitte’s sore stomach, but the hired help is a little turned on by what she sees, taking control of the huge synthetic cock and plowing it into Brigitte’s hairy twat.

After that, the old butler gets a piece as does the stable boy once again while the her husband watches from behind the dreaded portrait on the wall. He’s not alone, getting sucked off by the maid. There is threeway, strap-on and double penetration action in this scene.

As the film progresses, Brigitte realizes something isn’t right and begins to inquire as to why her husband is away for so long. The staff attendants convince her she has been ill and that her husband has been there the whole time. We also discover her husband is a swinger and that he  derives pleasure from watching his wife gets fucked by others. To that end, the tainted milk concoction Brigitte thinks is a remedy for her supposed illness is really a powerful aphrodisiac.

What is the meaning of all this? You’ll have to watch to find out. That shouldn’t be a problem as Brigitte is lovely to watch. She is sort or reminiscent of a modern day Ashlynn Brooke with her shapely curves and amazingly large natural tits. One glimpse will reinforce why it was as much shocking as it was disappointing that she left the adult industry at the pinnacle of her popularity.

You can see her here right now. She is yours to take.

Stars:   Brigitte Lahaie

Categories: Euro Feature Classic International 70’s Gold Threeway

Running Time:   85 minutes

Released:   07/2009

Studio Name:   ALPHA-FRANCE

Director:   Francis Leroy

Movie Review: Fan Bang With Sabrina Deep

Fan Bang With Sabrina Deep Once upon a time, not so long ago, Howard Stern declared Canadian porn Amazon Sabrina Deep the Queen of Bukkake. Armed with this title, she set out to claim another: Queen of the Fan Bang. Sabrina has staged bukkake parties and gangbangs with her fans across the northern hemisphere, often filming them and streaming them for her website members. At the beginning of “Fan Bang With Sabrina Deep,” as the credits roll, we hear director Beth Ann Rafael call Sabrina at home in Italy to let her know that Metro Media Entertainment would like her to come to Porn Valley to shoot a gangbang movie with her fans.

Sabrina arrives at the airport and there’s a brief interview in the car. They go to the Hollywood sign and scout the location for the movie, where you see other porn girls getting hair and makeup done. That night Sabrina goes to Sardo’s in Burbank for the famous Porn Star Karaoke to promote the fan bang and recruit guys, and winds up singing “Come Together” (how apropos!) and being a human shot glass holder for karaoke hostess Nicki Hunter. Sabrina meets a couple of fans ahead of time, giving them a thrill. We all know from her pictures and her bio that she is naturally sexy, beautiful, and nearly six feet tall, with super-long, curly brown hair. What you learn from these pre-fuck scenes is that Sabrina can be funny and charming as much as she can be an insatiable cum slut.

The gangbang has a circus theme with acrobats, fire-breathers, jugglers, and clowns. Sabrina is the ringmaster and Ginger Lynn is hosting the festivities.

Two tattooed, rigid studs get first honors while the two fluffer babes get her next fans ready. Soon Sabrina is completely in her element. The first guys really get her heated up and she’s even more enthusiastic for the second pair, even if they are a bit less studly. One of these guys is so excited that he pops early, but hey, he can go to the back of the line and get himself worked up for another go-round.

Sabrina moves easily through the 40 guys, some of whom seem like naturals while others need coaching. This movie makes you appreciate that fucking for the cameras needs choreography just like dancing does. Some of the guys are hard enough to go for anal and Sabrina takes it all in stride as she slips deeper into cock drunkenness. Later, during a break to let the guys rest, Sabrina admits that taking it up the ass was her favorite part. Meanwhile, Ginger plays hostess and interviews some of the guys. When they come back from the break, we find out that all of this is happening on Sabrina’s birthday! What a way to party, eh?

The same guys who kicked off the first half are the first to go in the second half. These are probably the most like real porn studs out of the bunch, so it’s easy to see why they were chosen to get things moving. In the second half, there is still more cum-splashing action and all of Sabrina’s hungry holes get stuffed. If you love gangbangs, then this hot, creative take on the niche is a must-see! After all, it’s literally a circus.