Series Review: We Swallow

We Swallow 30When it comes to capturing the sleazy beauty of sluts slurping semen, Rodney Moore is certainly gifted. You get ample evidence of that in the We Swallow series. Despite his unassuming, frankly somewhat nerdy exterior, Rodney was a pioneer of the POV style that has become so common in today’s porn and he still finds ways to make it fun and interesting.

Volume one begins on a great note as the boobalicious Vantasia is filmed in a POV style that really emphasizes her big natural tits, which is most definitely a good thing. First she sucks on a banana and a great big dildo, and then Rodney himself. He eats her pussy and then fills her asshole with a dildo while they fuck. His stream of cream hits the black leather couch, but Vantasia greedily licks it all up and swallows it just like the title says. Another great scene in this installment of the series includes really horny bar sluts ordering a drink called a “Semen and Seven” fresh from the bartender’s personal supply and getting it on with a strange man in the bathroom. The only bad part of that is we don’t know what bar we need to hang out in so we can track down these girls.

We Swallow 23We get to see a bona fide champion cocksucker in the first scene of “We Swallow 4.” When we meet Domino, she shows off her trophy for giving the best blowjobs from no less an institution than AVN. Joining her is the equally impressive Caroline Pierce, a voluptuous brunette who proves as up to the task of sucking Rodney’s dick as Domino is. In scene four, promiscuous southern belle Victoria Givens is up to her usual sexually adventurous tricks, including some fun on a sex stool, before she gulps down the facial that Rodney gives her.

In a slight departure from most scenes in the series, there’s a “Gilligan’s Island” tribute at the beginning of volume 14 that every fan of busty beauty Gianna Michaels owes it to their dick to watch. Rather than a straight-up parody, it’s more of an homage with We Swallow 7Gianna as the porn star who’s trying to seduce Gooligan, who is meanwhile more interested in the wallflower Carrie Ann (Lindsay Kay). There’s a tangled web to unravel when Gooligan finds Carrie Ann practicing her blowjob skills on the Skipper because she wants to be good at sucking Gooligan’s cock. Disappointed, Gooligan seeks comfort in Gianna’s womanly charms. If you’ve never seen Gianna, then you need to know that this babe has such charms in ample supply and she is always an excitable, energetic performer. While Gooligan and Gianna are going at it, Carrie Ann shows up to join their fun and everybody’s happy. No wonder Gooligan has such a huge load for the girls to slurp down.

We Swallow 15The latest edition of the series is “We Swallow 30,” released in December 2010, which concludes with another display of unbridled sexual appetite from naturally curvy Latina Charley Chase. She brings a guy friend to a massage because she’s into “lots of hands,” and she keeps trying to find ways to get both guys massaging her at the same time. The massage therapist finally gives in to her insistence on everybody being naked, and of course it’s not long before the massage becomes a threeway. Charley just won AVN’s Unsung Starlet Award and the wet, slobbering blowjobs she dishes out in this scene perfectly demonstrate why she deserved it.

Hot girls who swallow – what could be finer?

Gazongas

Boobs, hooters, tits, fun bags, speed bumps, gazongas – whatever you call them it can only mean two things.

That’s the joke.

So, anyway, the French used to say that the perfect breast could fit into a champagne glass. Of course, the French used to surrender a lot, so it’s hard to put much stock into the conviction behind their belief system. Besides, have you ever actually looked at a champagne glass? If that shape doesn’t spell “get out the tire gauge and check those puppies for tread wear” nothing does. That said, who really knows what the perfect breast size is anyway? If beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder than surely bustage, being a subset of beauty, has its own special spot somewhere along the optic nerve.

If you like small tits, that’s great. If you like big tits, that’s great too. But, there’s one thing that megalo-melonical types can offer that no Braille bumped babes can and that’s a nice long fuck fissure straight along the longitudinal axis. Need proof? Then check out the film Gazongas by our pals over at Devil’s Film. They’re out to prove the theory that bigger is better when it comes to boobage. And if you mammage to get through the whole thing, we think you’ll see it their way.

The film stars Rebeca Linares. That’s really all you need to know, to be completely honest. Remember how a perfect breast goes into a champagne glass? Well, the perfect girl should go into a Rebeca Linares. We could listen to her speak in her sexy Spanish accent all day…and that’s before the fucking all night. Her body, face, tits and ass are so spectacular that gazing at them will make you slap yourself and call yourself Bruce. We don’t even know what that means.

So anyway, watch her and other hotties, Sienna West, Angela Aspen and blonde Haley Cummings guide stray cocks through their milk cannon slalom course and let them shed sticky white tears of joy all over the place when they cross the finish line. It’s so awesome, you might shed a few tears of your own!

Stars:   Rebeca Linares Sienna West Angela Aspen Haley Cummings

Categories: Big Tits New Release Latin Interracial All Sex

Running Time:   127 minutes

Released:   11/2010

Studio Name:   Devil’s Film Devils Film

Ma Mere Me Prostitue

When it comes to adult theater, it’s really tough to find anything truly shocking anymore. What began in the 60s as sexploitation and softcore, ever so surely evolved into more and more explicit territory. How did we get here? Well, filmmakers and envelopes have always had an adversarial relationship. The filmmaker pushes while the envelope tries to hold its ground, usually to the detriment of the envelope. When the envelope is displaced, the result is what we like to call a “shock and awe” moment. It is at this point that what we believe and the values we hold are severely tested.

But these moments have short life spans. Before the backlash has even had a chance to take effect, someone is trying to push the envelope once again. The ongoing process leads to mass desensitization as the new shock and awe moment makes the previous one seem not so bad by comparison. The thing is that each successive shock and awe moment has to have more shock and more awe to make an impact.

If you must, look at it much as you would inflation. Two dollars today buys you the same amount of bread that fifty cents did decades ago. Why? The price of making bread has increased and there is more money in circulation. The combination of the two means that it takes more of that money to get the same amount of bread. Continuing along those lines, anally fisted midgets on the big screen today get the same reaction as did the appearance of a nipple forty years ago. Why? The price of slack-jawed gawking has increased and there is more shock and awe in circulation than years ago. Therefore it takes more of it to elicit the same reaction.

All that said, there are some taboos that are inflation-proof. Even the slightest amount gets just as strong of a reaction now as it did then, meaning a much better return on your investment. The film Ma Mere Me Prostitue, directed by Francis Leroi and released by Alpha-France, centers on a young woman who is forced into a seamy world of gutter trash and selling ones body thanks to her mother. When she can no longer swallow her predicament, she flips the script and reverses the situation. The film touches on many of the taboos hinted at above: prostitution, forcible sex and anally-fucked males by way of a strap-on among others, making it one of the all-time successes of XXX French cinema.

Stars:   Christin Black Gabriel Pontello Andre Kay Patricia Santos Jacques Marbeuf Isabelle Brel Brigitte Verbecq Jacques Gatteau Helen Shelley Lise Pinson Claude Valmont Mascha Mouton Olivier Mathot Dominique St. Clair (m) Jacques Dales Victor Semama Michel de Nyokinos

Categories: Euro Classic International All Sex 80’s Gold French Speaking

Running Time:   80 minutes

Released:   10/1982

Studio Name:   ALPHA-FRANCE

Director:   Francis Leroi

Adult Stars Share Valentine’s Day Tips

via Galaxy Publicity
Valentine’s Day can be a stressful holiday and you may find your head swirling with pressing questions: “What do I get?” “How can I make it memorable?”  “How can I make this sexy?” and of course “How can I keep this affordable?”

Well, help is on its way. Some of the top adult film stars in the industry have come to the rescue and shared some tips on how you can make this Valentine’s Day one your special someone will remember and appreciate, all while keeping it under budget.

Devon Lee and Marcus London say:
“Make a romantic and sexy meal together. Here’s our suggestion for a great Valentine’s Day dinner: For the main course, prepare a succulent Lemon Talapia served on a bed of Spanish rice with steamed broccoli and a toasted French baguette.  Jazz up your usual champagne toast by serving Bellinis, just add a couple ounces of peach syrup or schnapps to the glass and pour in your favorite bubbly.  For dessert, melt your favorite chocolate with some heavy cream into a delectable chocolate fondue, then dip fresh strawberries, bananas, and sponge cake into the mix and serve each other.  As a special treat (which you can also dip into the chocolate!), hollow out a strawberry, fill it with Irish Cream, and serve to your lover with whipped cream on top. It will be a memorable meal and please all the senses.”

Kim Tao says:
“I love to dance, and dancing is always a fun thing to do on Valentines Day whether you go out or just cut the rug at home. Make a special playlist that starts out energetic and then gets slow. Sexy dancing always leads to something else *wink wink*”

Chastity Lynn says:
“Go out for a romantic walk on the beach, around a grassy park, or even in a mall or just around your neighborhood. You can talk about how much you appreciate each other or recall how you first met. Don’t talk about work, finances, or other stressful things, just focus on the moment and spending “us” time. It doesn’t really matter what you do, as long as you spend some time together.”

Alisha Madison says:
“I think the best thing a woman could do for her man on Valentines Day would be to treat him. There is so much pressure on the man to take care of everything, but to surprise him with a home cooked meal and a sexy outfit would be a nice change of pace. I would pick an outfit that you think HE would like rather than one you think is sexy. I noticed that most women get that wrong. I would say also that initiating sex after the dinner should top it off. I think overall taking the pressure off the man, you could get a great evening on Valentine’s Day.”

Misty Stone says:
“Create a scrapbook, fill it with your favorite photographs, love letters, keepsakes from special occasions, and cherished mementos. Sometimes we forget about the little things.”

James Bartholet says:
“Make a special  Romantic Treasure Hunt, leave clues around the house, and you can set any special prize at the end for your loved one to find.”

Daisy Marie says:
“Create your own Valentine’s Day Card. Compose a poem or an expression of love that expresses your personality. It will be more meaningful than anything you can buy on a shelf.”

Angelina Valentine says:
“Try some role playing, do something creative and spontaneous.”

Priya Rai says:
“Take a romantic bubble bath together. Turn off your phones, add some candles, soft music, and just enjoy yourselves.”

Sophie Dee says:
“Make your own personal sex tape at home. Don’t worry about lights and technical things, just set up your camera and let nature take its course. Just be sure it doesn’t leak onto the Internet, LOL”

Rochelle Lynne says:
“Take him back to the 20’s with a sexy Burlesque dance and striptease. Sometimes what you don’t show is even more alluring.”

Hopefully some of these tips from our professional lovers will inspire you to create some memorable moments with your special someone.  Have a great Valentine’s Day, and keep it sexy.

On the Wet Spot with Alia Janine

This week we tackled the busty Alia Janine onto the Wet Spot, knowing full well we might get our butts handed to us.  Alia is known for brains as much much as her cup size — the natural 34FF was actually pursuing a career in criminal justice when she decided to try her fortune as a feature dancer and model.  When she hit LA in 2009, she never looked back, and has been working steadily with studios like Lethal Hardcore, Vince Voyeur Unleashed, and Evil Angel.  In 2010, Alia received her first awards nominations from XBIZ and AWMDB. We’re not surprised to find her eying future projects in both adult and mainstream, and think this blue-eyed brunette MILF will be with us for a while.

You’re making dinner – what are we having?
I’m trying to gain a little weight right now, so for dinner I had bacon wrapped chicken smothered with cheese, onions and bbq sauce, along with a fully loaded baked potato and steamed broccoli also covered in cheese, as my side dishes.

Your favorite piece of lingerie is:
Anything that will hold my boobs in place. It’s a never-ending battle and my boobs win every time. *sigh*

I think my best physical feature is:
My waist and hips. They make great handles. 😉 AND yes, I love my boobs!

My favorite physical feature on someone else is:
Normally eyes and smile. They can tell a lot about a person, if you know what you’re looking for.

Do you have any sports you follow?  Who are you rooting for?
No….Although I would like to see the Packers win for the Super Bowl. Home state and all. [Editor’s Note – Her wish came true!]

The easiest thing you can do to make me happy is:
Keep it simple and honest. And be super funny. BIG plus. 😉

Favorite place to vacation is:
Anywhere and everywhere. Im not picky, I love to travel.

Last scene I shot was:
Mike John’s POV (Lucky) Pervert #13

You totally want me to do this to you in bed (because I’m really, really good at it!):
You would want me to suck your cock, make you nice, hard and sloppy wet so you could titty fuck me.

You really want to do this to me in bed (because it turns me on!):
Let me suck your cock. LOL No, seriously though, it makes me super wet. Also, there’s a spot between my neck and shoulder that’s a light switch, too. 😉

See more from Alia Janine!

The Flying Pink Pig

The Flying Pink PigRon Jeremy is after a piece of Sunny Lane’s hot business, and for once that’s not a euphemism for wanting to fuck. He literally wants in on her food truck business, so he sends Nicki Hunter to spy on the daily goings-on inside “The Flying Pink Pig” and stage a business coup. Twelve hours later, Nicki’s waking up next to Sunny, having infiltrated the operations as a new employee.

We don’t have to wait long to find out what makes the Flying Pink Pig’s food popular: a special ingredient, namely an aphrodisiac. This magic juice restores rock star Tommy Gunn’s mojo when hot little black-haired babe Megan Foxx delivers his food. She takes a ride on his famous rod that stretches her pussy wide open.

Faux-hawked cutie Sasha Heart delivers to pilot Michael Vegas. It only takes a mouthful to make the special ingredient work. Well, that and Sasha flashing her natural tits. She sucks his dick while he stimulates her pussy, giving us a great view of her bubbly ass. Michael gets her off with fingers and mouth, slides between her plump pussy lips and gives it to her several ways – the harder and faster, the more she likes it. They’re a good-looking pair in a fun scene.

Back at the truck, Ron harasses Nicki on the phone over why she hasn’t overtaken the Flying Pink Pig yet. Nicki is more interested in fucking construction worker Lee Stone in the truck, which might be a good way to get a health code violation if anybody finds out. She can’t get enough of his cock, whether he’s plundering her mouth, pussy, or ass. They have the aggressive sexual chemistry that some only get with make-up sex.

Ron pesters Nicki on the phone again before she even wipes Lee’s cum off her face. This time, Ron insists that she take Sunny to meet his finance guy, who is supposed to talk Sunny into letting Ron “invest in the company.” The money guy is Nick Manning, so it’s understandable that Sunny comes on to him, aroused at the prospect of getting down to business – but his wife, Shayla Laveaux, walks in on them. Luckily she likes sharing her husband if she gets to participate. It’s fun for all, especially when they double-team his cock and throw in some fluttering tongue action, and when they take turns sitting on his face and attending to his erection. Shayla loves watching Nick fuck Sunny, and so do we. Sunny always makes it look fun. After making Sunny cum, Nick gives it to Shayla and then, with his “Droppin’ loads!” battle cry, he supplies them enough cream to share with a kiss. It was so much fun they decide Sunny gets two trucks.

Nicki gets another call from Ron, who’s furious that the plan backfired. Now he wants her to steal Sunny’s recipes, but first they’re going to a movie studio, where Emy Reyes hopes to be discovered. Oh, she’s definitely discovered, although not how she expected. Emy’s favorite actor, played by swarthy, long-haired newcomer Nikko, comes to the truck and their attraction is mutual. She could’ve seduced him without the special ingredient. The sensuality of this scene rockets off the charts as they feed each other and she gets him to eat some of it off her neck. Emy is so cute and cock-excited that she could become your new favorite porn star. She talks dirty in Spanish, which is such a turn-on you’ll spill your hot sauce. Emy is a great fuck and accordingly gets him to spew a massive load.

We never find out whether Nicki and Ron take over the Flying Pink Pig, but not to worry. Director Erica McLean along with Metro Media Entertainment and Cal Vista Pictures have planned two more installments. Will the legal entanglements brought about by the food truck’s real life owner put the kibosh on those plans? Let us hope not, because “The Flying Pink Pig” is so tasty we want seconds and thirds.

Stars:   Nicki Hunter Sunny Lane Emy Reyes Megan Foxx Nikko California Slim Tessa Taylor Michael Vegas Sasha Heart Tommy Gunn Ron Jeremy Shayla Laveaux Lee Stone Nick Manning
Categories: New Release Feature High Definition
Running Time: 93 minutes
Released:   01/2011
Studio Name:   Metro Media Entertainment Cal Vista Pictures
Director:   Erica McLean

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Sexy Senoritas (Immoral Productions)

This is the first volume in what looks to become a series. Ralph Long is the director and primary beneficiary of a slew of south of the border hotties looking for a good time. Outfitted in schoolgirl clothing, Fany has an oddly pierced cheek, but it’s not her cheek you’ll want to see pierced. She gets double-teamed by dick and fucked in the ass. Ariella is from Chicago by way of Colombia. She’s there for an interview and seems weirded out when she’s asked to perform. Yet she takes on two cocks and gets anally fingered, plus gives out some handjobs and deep throats. Ralph goes to see Alexia Rae to figure out why he’s failing class. It’s because he’s focused on tits and ass. So is his cock as it bangs her huge tits, but squirts in her face and onto her glasses. He earns a passing grade. Cassandra and Elena check out Ralph’s studio to get out of the heat, but they generate plenty of their own when they start fucking the dimwitted doofus. Killer B’s are on the loose with blowjobs, breast play and ball sucking the order of the day. Mason Storm tries to get her step-son to go to school, but he refuses. It’s Saturday though, so instead of punishing him, she rewards him with her gigantic tits and a blowjob. She ends up jacking his cum onto her large latin tits. Linda is a bonus scene and worth the wait. Her ass is totally shapely and bountiful. Sadly it never gets penetrated, but it does get doused in cum.

Stars:   Nena Fany Ariella Alexia Rae Mason Storm Cassandra Cruz Elena Heiress Ralph Long

Categories: Amateur Latin Interracial Gonzo

Running Time:   153 minutes

Released:   09/2010

Studio Name:   Immoral Productions

Series:   Sexy Senoritas

Director:   Ralph Long

Alexis Ford: Perfect Ass (Adam & Eve)

We’re not sure what criteria were used to determine the perfect ass, but for the boys over at Adam & Eve, all their measurements, calculations and extrapolations point to a solitary winner:  Alexis Ford. While it gets fondled, spanked and massaged, her ass never ever gets fucked, which while disappointing is understandable. After all it can’t be classified as perfect if it’s been blown up by huge cocks. Still, there are a lot of sensual blowjobs, ball sucking and masturbation shots to tide you over. There are even appearances by Gracie Glam and Asa Akira so you won’t get worn down by all the perfection of Alexis’ ass.

Stars:   Alexis Ford Lexi Love Derrick Pierce Anthony Rosano Aaron Wilcox Rocco Reed Asa Akira Gracie Glam

Categories: New Release Natural Breasts All Sex High Definition

Running Time:   147 minutes

Released:   12/2010

Studio Name:   Adam & Eve

Director:   Andre Madness

His First MILF (Doghouse Digital)

Doghouse Digital is pleased to bring you the 2nd installment of this action packed series – His First MILF! For these guys, it may be the first time they’ve tasted some mature muff, but the way these middle-aged mamas fuck, you have to wonder how many young lads they’ve brought home to their lily-fresh love nests. Funny thing is these guys are really there, in some cases, to learn things – like how to speak English. But, these crazy MILFs don’t want to speak at all. It’s genuinely hard to concentrate on declensions and conjugations when some horny sexpot is waving her tits in your face. It’s hard alright! Get ready for some hardcore action as these young cock swains pound these MILFs into submission and unleash their fury on these ageless wonders. Just when you think mom can’t take any more, these older whores beg to be hosed down with cum.

Stars:   Celine Noiret Kristi Lust Rossa J’honson Sandra De Marco Dita Amy (f)

Categories: New Release International All Sex M.I.L.F.

Running Time:   104 minutes

Released:   01/2011

Studio Name:   Doghouse Digital Mile High Media

Series:   His First MILF