Vista Valley PTA

Remember that song Harper Valley PTA? You know … the 1968 country chart-topper sung by Jeannie C. Riley? You know … the song that inspired the 1978 motion picture and 1981 television series starring Barbara Eden? You know … the woman who played Jeannie in the I Dream of Jeannie sitcom?

Oh, you don’t. Well, that means you’re young and all of us old people are shaking our fists at you right now … well, if we still had elbow joints, that is. Despite our physical infirmities, we can assure you that the song, the television series and Barbara Eden are all classics as is this film, Vista Valley PTA, a rather loose reconstruction of the Harper Valley premise.

Directed by Anthony Spinelli and released by Cal Vista, the film centers around the blonde, lovely Jessie St. James, an educator who arrives in Vista Valley to help clean up the image of the local high school. Two of its female teachers have suffered forcible sex at the hands of students in recent months and one of the male teachers has been beaten to within an inch of his life. Why a beautiful woman such as she is sent to the frontlines to shape up a bunch of derelicts is beyond us, but it does prove to dredge up a lot of conflict, always a good thing for a porn flick because it leads to torrid sex more times than not. But she’s not the only one responsible for the great fucking.

Richard Pacheco and Dorothy Lemay are a truant couple messing around in a convertible before class. Dorothy is coerced into playing with herself by her delinquent boyfriend. Both she and he slide their fingers through her furry pussy, loosening her up enough for her to go down on the impatient Richard. The bell rings as she lowers her mouth over the head of his cock, but she quickly sucks and jerks him to orgasm.

The late, great Jamie Gillis plays a sexually repressed religious zealot who hires a hooker (Desiree West) for his enjoyment. He prefers she finger fuck herself while he sits and masturbates into a Kleenex. She’s a bit creeped out as you too will be by his performance, especially when he grabs her hair and yells at her to repent for her wickedness. Even creepier is when he goes home and bursts in on his topless daughter (Sharon Kane), yet lingers in the room while she hurries to get dressed, even feeling her up in the process. Gillis’ versatility made him one of the best in the biz.

The incredible Kay Parker and her husband, Aaron Stuart are a married couple who hate each other, though he still wants on-demand sex when he gets home from work. He bullies Kay out of her one-piece jumpsuit, releasing her stupendously large tits and full bush, then fucking her silly before spurting cum up her belly. In true selfish form, he rolls over and falls asleep leaving her to finger her gorgeous slit to orgasm.

As stellar as are those first few scenes, the real fireworks begin after St. James calls a PTA meeting to discuss the current state of the school. While she preaches the necessity for strong parenting and ethics, what transpires afterward is anything but. Jamie Gillis fills his daughter’s mouth with cum; John Leslie fucks Juliet Anderson and then her daughter, Dorothy, as mom masturbates outside the room. Then, mom and daughter hook up with mom burying her face in Dorothy’s twat; Pacheco hooks up with St. James after he reads his overtly sexual report to her; and in the last scene Leslie, Ken Scudder, Lee LeMay and John Seeman gangbang St. James under threat of running her and her hoity-toity moral code out of town on a rail.

An astonishing adult film ‘Vista Valley P.T.A.’ unflinchingly brings the sin in the suburbs to the screen with amazing realism as the students of Vista Valley High School and their parents mix it up sexually among themselves and each other! It’s a nest of sex perversion, greed and out-and-out lust. From classroom to boardrooms to bedrooms, ‘Vista Valley P.T.A.’ is simply amazing.

 

Stars:   Dorothy LeMay   Jessie St. James   Kay Parker   Desiree West   Sharon Kane   Richard Pacheco   Kitty Shayne   Juliet Anderson   Jamie Gillis   John Leslie   Aaron Stuart

Categories: Classic   80’s   Feature

Running Time:   85 minutes

Released:   02/1981

Studio Name:   Cal Vista Classic

Director:   Anthony Spinelli

 

 

 

AEBN Streams Smash’s Bra, Panties, Scissors Before Street Date

AEBN, the global leader in adult Video on Demand, is now streaming Smash Pictures’ new film, Bra, Panties, Scissors exclusively before its DVD street date.

Bra, Panties, Scissors is a twist on every man’s fantasy of watching his girlfriend strut around in sexy lingerie. Why just watch? In this film, a pair of scissors takes the casual fashion show into a steamy new direction when the fabric is snipped away so the real fun can begin. Bra, Panties, Scissors stars Samantha Saint, Alexis Texas, Ash Hollywood, Breanne Benson and Tasha Reign. Directed by the legendary Jim Powers, the film is available in both standard and high-definition formats.

Bra, Panties, Scissors is another playful reinvention of a classic idea at the hands of Smash Pictures,” says AEBN’s Jerry Anders. “They’ve taken the lingerie niche into an exciting new direction. We can’t wait to see how our customers respond to this great movie.”

“Fans are always asking us for more stockings and lingerie, so we’re giving it to them just with a twist,” explains Smash Pictures’ Stuart Wall. “Once you see how much of a turn-on this is with the tease in cutting around the woman’s sexy spots, it all explodes from there.”

Smash Pictures’ Bra, Panties, Scissors debuted on the AEBN network on July 21st, a month ahead of its August DVD release date. It joins past exclusives from the studio available through AEBN including titles from blockbuster series such as Bus Stop Girls and Secretary’s Day.

Tom Byron Pictures’ ‘Seasoned Players 16’ Now Available!

VAN NUYS, Calif.—Tom Byron Pictures continues his Seasoned Players series with volume 16, now available across the AEBN theater network. The series has won three consecutive AVN Awards for Best MILF Series.

Seasoned Players 16 brings back 1980s sweetheart Nikki Charm and AVN’s 2011 Best Actress winner India Summer.

“An AVN Hall Of Fame inductee and this years Best Actress seemed like a great way to stack up our team of seasoned players,” Byron said. “Nikki Charm is one of my favorites and I was excited to work with her again. India Summer won’t be doing any acting in this movie, but who really cares when she looks this hot!”

The rest of the all-star lineup includes Nikki Charm, India Summer, Morgan Ray, Brenda James and Mandy Sweet. Each girl displays how her sex drive has increased dramatically with age as she teases with Byron during her interview and behind the scenes. Charm talks about her new found skill of squirting during anal sex; Summer reveals her exhibitionist past before her dive into porn; Sweet lets everyone in on the secret to getting in her panties; James believes everything has a sexual connotation; and Ray shows why she is a pro-ho.

The Seasoned Players series has a unique feature as it often brings the industry’s best performers from the past out of retirement and back in front of the camera. Byron has the type of charm that can make any girl comfortable and ready for their scene.

In a recent interview with AVN, Charm expressed her excitement for the series, stating, “I like to work with him [Byron], so when I found out he was still doing things, I was like, ‘Whoo!’

“I was very nervous, even before, working with people I didn’t know very well, so coming back into it and thinking of that—I’m just a very intimate person and so I need that intimacy with my partner in the scene.”

Catch up on the Seasoned Players series!

 

It’s Okay She’s My Mother-In-Law 7

My, my, my, leave it up to porn to demolish yet another stereotype.

Quick: what do you think of when you hear the term “mother-in-law?” Well, if you’re like the majority of humans, you think of some bipedal golem, about yay high, yay loud and yay ugly, with hoofs, horns and the distinct aroma of brimstone. It has the ear of Jaime Sommers, the eye of a barn owl, and a snoop factor that falls somewhere between Sherlock Holmes and Inspector Gadget. It’s thankless, remorseless, penniless and dour, and it shows up unannounced and uninvited whether you like it or not.

Does that sound about right?

The truth is, you can choose your mate, but you cannot choose the family that comes along with him or her. So, if you’re stuck like the majority of us with some ol’ hag of a non-blood relative then all you can do is smile and offer a congratulatory high-five to the lucky idiots in It’s Okay She’s My Mother-in-Law who get to boff and bang some needy middle-aged goddesses just because they lucked out in their family merger.

In scene one, Jewels Jade is trying to have a frank and open conversation with her son-in-law about an event that transpired last night. The boy won’t have any of it and can’t decide what is weirder: his wife talking to her own mom about him or her mom talking to him. The problem? The boy hurt her – not emotionally, mind you, but physically. See, his cock is so big that his fucking her is like trying to fit a round peg in a much smaller round hole. Mom-in-law figures if she could just see his cock in person, she might be able to determine an appropriate solution. After close examination, she determines that a strict regimen of mouth-to-cock massage and hand jerking can fix what ails him. He decides he needs more therapy, so he fucks her pussy from the side, in doggie and in CG and convinces her that shoving his ball pouch into her maw might help some too. The clincher is the cumshot and you should turn up the volume on this one as you can actually hear the brute force of his sperm as it splats against her lips and onto the roof of her mouth.

Curvaceous blonde Phyllisha Anne takes center stage in the next scene. In her years, she’s learned that playing dumb can get you anything you want, including a meaty dick in your face when you’re horny. She calls her son-in-law to her house to fix a leaky faucet. He explains to her that the faucet won’t leak in the future if it’s turned off completely. The scheme is so hare-brained that the boy senses he was lured into her lair for some other reason entirely. The truth reveals that she gets really hot at the sound of his foreign accent and just likes to hear him talk … which is great for the boy because he really wants to shut her up by plugging her mug with his Asian penis. She drops to her knees and slobbers all over the head and shaft of his cock, deep-throating it in the process. She then throws a leg up onto the granite counter top and takes him into her moist pussy from behind. Mish, CG, and then some anal RCG get underway before she flips over and takes him into her ass in doggie. His cock then springs a leak onto her face and dribbles down onto her enormous tits. Who’s she going to call to fix that one?

Platinum-haired Charity McLean shows up at her daughter’s doorstep for the surprise party she is helping to throw, but it is her son-in-law who is surprised because the party isn’t until the following week and the daughter isn’t home at the moment. The calendar mix-up explains why he’s tramping around shirtless, but it doesn’t explain why his mother-in-law accepts his offer to come inside and watch the game. Turns out she’s into sports that use balls, just not ones that involve a field or a court. And because her daughter won’t be home for several hours, it gives Charity plenty of time to matriculate her mouth along his stiffie. While on her knees, she balances his cock in between her large tits, letting him drive his cock through chest valley. Some CG, RCG, doggie and side saddle fucking follows, ending in a barrage of cum that plasters her face and tits.

Finally, Anjanette Astoria stops by her daughter’s place with a pretty little flower. The house seems rather deserted, but that’s because her daughter is out and her son-in-law, David, is trapped beneath the weight bar of his home gym. Anjanette comes to the rescue, but begins to question what her daughter sees in this guy. He’s got no brawn and very little in the way of brains, so she surmises that he has to have a large cock. What else could it be? In moments, the jeans are off and Anjanette is on her knees sucking him off. He slips her giant tits out of her dress, but if dude can’t even bench press a bar, it’s difficult to see how he’ll hoist her bulbous boobs with his weak-ass arms. He goes right for her pink slit, prying apart her pussy folds and dropping his tongue into her cooch. After slipping his cock into her vag, he does about a hundred reps in doggie and a hundred in mish, breaking a cum sweat all over her chin.

If you’re into the mother-in-law fantasy, look no further than this series from Devil’s Film. But, if your mother-in-law reality is like that of the rest of the known world your best bet for side nookie might just be your hand.

 

Stars:   Anjanette Astoria   Charity McLean   Phyllisha Anne   Jewels Jade

Categories: New Release   All Sex   M.I.L.F.   High Definition

Running Time:   115 minutes

Released:   06/2011

Studio Name:   Devil’s Film  Devils Film

Series:   It’s Okay She’s My Mother In Law

 

Hall of Fame Director Miles Long Making Moves With Several Exciting Projects

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—Good things come in threes and AVN Hall of Fame director Miles Long is set to prove that theory with the release of his latest hardcore erotica instalment in The Cougar Club series for Third Degree Films, coming soon to the AEBN theater network

The Cougar Club 3 is the latest highly anticipated installment in the five-star-rated, AVN award-winning and best-selling Best MILF Release series.

The movie contains five scenes that center around some of the industry’s biggest legends and superstars who eagerly go after their young meat. Alexandra Silk, Briana Banks, Dyanna Lauren, Inari Vachs and Raylene are all featured on the stellar multiple girl box cover of The Cougar Club 3.

“This is one of my favorite series to shoot,” explained Long. “Because the series won the AVN Award for Best MILF Release in the inaugural year of that category, I knew I had to make each successive movie even more awesome. It’s also one of the most difficult movies to cast because I can’t put just anyone in the movie, the premise behind it is that each scene is a vignette featuring an adult industry legend or superstar in a scene specifically designed around them, their personality and their hobbies.”

Long was particularly proud of his scene featuring Dyanna Lauren. “Dyanna has been a huge part of my life since I entered the adult business and a great friend as well. In fact, she shot the first scene I ever performed in when I moved to Los Angeles. It was the start of my career in the adult business, so it’s especially meaningful to me that I was fortunate enough to get her last scene that she performed in.” Lauren, who is an amazing singer in real life, is featured in a scene in a nightclub where she sings on stage before getting it on with her band mate and guitarist, Ramon.

Also one of Long’s favorite performers, Inari Vachs, well known for her trim physique and fondness for fitness, made a super-hot workout date with her personal trainer at the gym. “Inari was another one of my ‘Must Haves’ for this movie, and it was especially fun to be with her on set again. We both laughed about the fact that the last time we saw each other on set, we were performing together,” Long explained.

Alexandra Silk plays an airline stewardess who shows one of her passengers the meaning of First Class.

“This was an awesome scene that we were able to shoot on a real jumbo jet set from a mainstream studio,” Long said. Other incredible scenes include Raylene as a drill sergeant, who decides to give one of her recruits some personal attention, and Briana Banks, as a deputy sheriff that decides to give her inmate an “Early Release.”

While his AVN award-winning Best MILF Release series The Cougar Club is tearing up the sales charts Miles is in the midst of production on his latest inspiration: Sleazy Riders. While no street date has been set, Sleazy Riders showcases Miles’ two passions in life: hot babes and hot bikes.

In addition to his prolific video work, Long has met critical acclaim with his photography as well. In addition to shooting all his own box covers and movie stills, Long has been working hard on his magazine photography work. This year has been a banner year for him with layouts and centerfolds appearing in Club, Club International, High Society, Hawk, Cheri, Hustler and Fox. His latest photo layout of the beautiful Sunny Leone graces the cover and centerfold of Velvet magazine and is on newsstands now.

Long is also nominated for both Director of the Year, and Best Gonzo Director at the Urban X Awards this weekend. In addition, the scene he shot and directed for Third Degree Films’ Vajazzled featuring Asa Akira and Mr Pete is up for ‘Best Couple Sex Scene’ as well.

Catch up with more from Third Degree Films now!

 

Top Porn Movie Picks for the Weekend 07/21/11

Many prominent astrologers have given notice to the fact that the planet Venus has been conspicuously absent over the past day or so from its normal post as the first sentry of the evening sky. If you believe that the positions of the stars have a profound effect on your fortunes, then this is a powerful development. Whatever you believe, however, the absence of the Planet of Love from the dusk canopy does not mean, as some have interpreted, that physical gratification will disappear from our lives for a spell. Look: it’s Thursday and Top Picks for the Weekend is here like clockwork with three insanely hot viewing suggestions, so damn the stars, damn the torpedoes, dam the rivers and check out the carnal delights on offer for this week.

 

The Baby Sitters Gang (West Coast Productions)

Watch the most sweet, charming, and absolutely dangerous sexy college coeds!

Stars:   Lily Labeau   Jessi Palmer   Nadia Noel   Mr. Marcus   Courtney Taylor   L.T. Turner   Rock The Icon   Prince Yahshua   Ashli Orion   Tara Lynn Foxx

Categories: New Release   Big Dick   Feature   Interracial   Black Dicks/White Chicks   Babysitters   Glamour

Running Time:   149 minutes

Released:   06/2011

Studio Name:   West Coast Productions

Director:   Bishop

 

 

 

 

Hot Anal Injection (Ass Factory/Jules Jordan)

Abella Anderson: Back By Popular Demand – Newcomer Abella shows her love of cock…and deep anal passion! Jada Stevens: DP Workout – Jada gets a steaming, hot piston pumping DP workout! Nikki Sexx: Airtight – Nikki gets the airtight treatment…and swallows the evidence! Whitney Taylor: 1st Time 1st ass fuck! – Southern Belle, Whitney…shares her body and asshole…in her 1st scene ever!

Stars:   Jada Stevens   Nikki Sexx   Abella Anderson   Whitney Taylor   Jules Jordan   Steve Holmes

Categories: Anal   New Release   All Sex   Double Penetration

Running Time:   132 minutes

Released:   06/2011

Studio Name:   Jules Jordan Video  The Ass Factory

Director:   Jules Jordan

 

 

 

Homemade Threesomes 2 (Homemade Media)

The kinky and excitement of HomeMade Media brings you more real threesomes! In Home Made Threesomes 2 real people are getting together for that ultimate sexual ride!

Stars:   Katherine   Tony Swan   Cassidy Exe   Joe Jett   Stefan X.   Ben Solo   James Driller   Diamond Princess   Dino Bravo   Tia

Categories: Amateur   New Release   Homemade   Gonzo   Reality Based   Threeway

Running Time:   74 minutes

Released:   06/2011

Studio Name:   Homemade Media

Series:   Home Made Threesomes

 

 

 

AEBN, Elegant Angel Team For Summer ‘Swimsuit’ Party

AEBN, the leader in adult video on demand, and Elegant Angel are partnering to throw an industry party scheduled for Friday, July 22nd to celebrate the studio’s new title, Swimsuit Calendar 2011.

Elegant Angel Productions proudly presents Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2011, the latest in their popular series. The movie stars super-hot European star Liza Del Sierra alongside Lela Star, Breanne Benson, Holly Michales and Jesse Andrews. Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2011, directed by the award-winning William H., will debut on the AEBN VOD network the same week as the party and will be available in crisp high definition.

AEBN fan favorite and 2011 Penthouse Pet Breanne Benson, one of the stars, will be one of the night’s special guests as the industry gathers to celebrate this new film. The bubbly Lizz Tayler returns as the evening’s red carpet hostess.

“We’re very excited to partner with Elegant Angel to celebrate the newest Swimsuit Calendar Girls,” says AEBN’s Jerry Anders. “The series has a stellar reputation for giving us the hottest girls of summer, and the newest title continues in that tradition.”

Elegant Angel Productions is a three-time AEBN VOD Award winner and consistently ranks among the VOD giant’s most popular studios, as seen in the company’s recently released VOD trend reports.

The party will feature a host of special events: Kandy Shop Bikinis will be hosting a fashion show, and EmazinLights.com will provide glow products in honor of the music video launch by artist E.Q.

Porn Star Chris Strokes will join the festivities as part of the launch party for his new site, MrStrokes.com; among the hostesses for his event will be Nikki Delano, Angelica Raven, Kimmy Olsen, Stevie Shae, and Capri Cavalli. Aria Aspen will also be in attendance to celebrate her birthday.

As with past AEBN and King Ryan parties, the event will be attended by a bevy of beautiful starlets as well as some of the most well-known names in the industry. The guest list is being handled by King Ryan Events; industry members can RSVP with him at ryan@kingryanevents.com.

The night begins on the red carpet on Friday July 22nd, 9PM at R Lounge, located at 11608 Ventura Blvd. Studio City, CA. 91604.