Movie Review: Can’t Be Roots XXX Parody

Nothing is sacred in the world of porn parodies, so if you thought nobody would dare to spoof something as iconic and racially charged as Alex Haley’s Roots, you’d be wrong. Top Black porn studio Evasive Angles has boldly brought us Can’t Be Roots XXX Parody. Rule 34 (“if it exists, there is porn of it”) has never been truer. What you might not expect is the angle that director/co-writer T.T. Boy takes. The women on the farm walk around with their asses and tits hanging out and they’re just as eager to fuck the slaves as the slaves are to fuck them.

 

Master’s daughter Nikki Stone takes a slave named Toby (played by T.P., for Total Package) into the stable because she wants to see if it’s true that black men have monster cocks. Nikki likes to gauge length and girth with her throat and pussy. Toby gives her his “total package” doggy style before tasting her forbidden snatch. They fuck passionately in several positions while staying in character. Nikki is an industry newcomer with a nice big ass. She’s not afraid to get sweaty in a hay-strewn stable and she asks Toby to cum all over her body, which portends a bright future full of dirty performances.

 

When a slave finds Dee Siren masturbating, she jumps at the chance to get her pussy filled. He’s worried about the consequences of fucking the master’s wife, but Dee assures him only big black dick can satisfy her. Dee is a MILFy blonde with an outie pussy and a prominent clit. The camera zooms in close as she squirts and he stirs the spray by swirling his dick around her entrance. Dee finally takes off her dress so he can orally service her, revealing a stacked body that was hidden under those layers of white taffeta. As much as Dee loves getting her pussy stuffed, she’s a talented blowjob enthusiast who equally enjoys swallowing cum.

 

Haley Sweet is another one of the master’s daughters. She’s supposed to be cleaning her room, but instead she absconds with thick-assed slave Sparkle and Sparkle’s husband. Haley wants to fuck both of them on the back of a wagon and she asks so sweetly, just like her last name says. The sight of Sparkle’s muscular back and thick ass contrasted against Haley’s lean curves is exciting, especially when they start sharing that big black cock. The sweatier Sparkle gets, the more her skin glows under the sunlight and the sexier she gets. One of the best moments is when she’s riding her husband while Haley plays with her juicy tits. It’s one of the best scenes, especially for threeway fans.

 

All the other girls are doing it and Natalie Beck’s boyfriend isn’t big enough to satisfy her, so she lands herself some big black cock. Curly-haired Natalie is pretty and fresh-faced, with a lean and naturally sexy body. She bends and stretches, looking great with her long, thin legs spread wide and the slave filling her pink slit with his thick shaft. Best of all, though, is seeing her rosy-cheeked face getting pasted with cream.

 

Can’t Be Roots XXX Parody was filmed on location and looks very authentic as a result. As controversial as it is, the erotic fire of these scenes can’t be denied.

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