This big-budget porn parody is your perfect summer nut-buster. Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody has the laughs and excitement you want from a XXX parody, and because of Wicked Pictures’ high production values, it all looks excellent.
MIB boss Zed (James Bartholet) informs Agent Kay (the perfectly cast Randy Spears) and Agent Jay (Ethan Hunt) that Vaginians are abducting Earth women. Vaginian males outnumber females ten to one, so they impregnate human women. It’s up to the MIB to thwart them. Kay and Jay split up to cover more ground.
Jay heads to the morgue to make sure no missing women ended up there, but he’s also hooking up with Dr. Laurel Weaver (India Summer). After Laurel tastes Jay’s cock, he fucks her doggy style over the table. She climbs on the table for missionary and then perches her lean body on his dick in reverse cowgirl. Laurel jerks and licks him to completion. While Jay’s cleaning up in the bathroom, Laurel is abducted.
Kay corrals Jay back into working together. They bust two big-breasted bug-girls (Mia Lelani and Nicole Aniston) having sex on camera for nasty-looking alien Edgar (Brad Armstrong). Jay and Kay want information on the abductions. It turns out he’s clueless, but at least we got to see kinky “lady-bug” sex. After the MIB leave, Edgar gets head from the bug-girls.
Next, the MIB visit Serleena (Alektra Blue), who has two-headed alien Scrad/Charlie (Xander Corvus) naked in bondage. Serleena has given up lingerie modeling to be a dominatrix. She doesn’t know anything about the abductions, so Kay and Jay leave Serleena to practice BDSM skills on Scrad. He’s not into anything crazy, but she makes him lick her boots and beg before she’ll let him at her pussy. Serleena sucks and titty-fucks Scrad and then lets him fuck her. Lucky Scrad even gets to tap that hot alien ass.
Kay dreams of meeting Ambassador Lauranna (Kaylani Lei) in a crop circle. She lets him suck her three breasts, goes down on him, and then they fuck on the ground. Right after Kay cums on her tri-tits, she’s abducted by a beam of light. He awakes with an epiphany about the Vaginian abduction case.
The epiphany involves turning Jay into a woman to use as bait. Jay is understandably unhappy, but female Jay (Misty Stone) is sexy and even more entertaining than male Jay. She shoos Kay out of the weapon room to play with her new equipment.
Princess Laura (Isis Taylor) goes to Jeebs’ (Tommy Pistol) pawn shop to retrieve her bracelet (this refers to MIB II). She doesn’t have the pawn ticket, so he offers to give it to her in exchange for sex. This former pizza girl serves it up fresh and hot to him behind the pawn counter and looks good doing it.
Kay and Jay come to question Jeebs about the abductions just in time to see Laura getting dressed. Kay, who is Laura’s father, protectively shoots Jeebs in the head knowing it will regenerate. It turns out Jeebs only knows as much as the MIB know, and while Kay and Jeebs are talking, Jay is abducted.
Jay’s tracking device works, allowing the MIB to infiltrate the Vaginian ship. Kay leads several agents to find Jay, Laurel, and even Serleena in a small room with an unfamiliar woman and Estrella (Jessica Drake), the Vaginian holding them captive. In the interest of intergalactic peace, Kay agrees to her demand of an orgy before they’re released. And what better way to close this fun-loving show? Wicked’s orgies are always a good time full of beautiful girls.
This intergalactic adventure’s star-studded cast, high production values, funny script, little running jokes, and great sex scenes make it an instant porn parody classic.
Stars: Misty Stone Mia Lelani Tommy Pistol Ethan Hunt Dick Chibbles Jack Vegas Wolf Hudson James Bartholet Prince Yahshua Isis Taylor Marco Rivera Brandy Aniston Xander Corvus Nicole Aniston Romeo Price Afro D.J. High-Me Pon Star Jessica Drake Randy Spears Eric Masterson Brad Armstrong Kaylani Lei Tommy Gunn Alektra Blue India Summer
Categories: New Release Feature All Sex Adult Humor Parody High Definition
Running Time: 131 minutes
Released: 06/2012
Studio Name: Wicked Pictures
Director: Brad Armstrong
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