Couples Seeking Teens 6
This excellent series from Reality Junkies should probably be renamed “Couples Finding Teens” or “Couples Fucking Teens” or something like that. Why? Because there is never a chance that they will not succeed in their mission to locate, woo, de-clothe and mercilessly drain every milliliter or sex out of these young teen girls. You know that whole “innocence lost” thingy? Yeah, this is where that happens. The series is so good, in fact, it has us typing in double negatives.
Roxanne Hall and Jack Lawrence finally got some days off of work to head up to their cabin. They’re packed and ready to roll with the exception of the house sitter, who has not yet arrived. When Lily Labeau does arrive, Jack is so smitten that the two decide the trip to the cabin can wait. Instead the three will take a trip to heaven. First, Jack must lay the trap: a bunch of dildos and strap-ons that he leaves on the bed. The couple pretends to leave hoping to find the trap sprung when they sneak back in. They do. Check out Roxanne get DP’ed by Jack’s cock and Lily’s strap-on.
Diamond Foxx and Bill Bailey are on what appears to be a stake-out for redheaded, freckle-faced Faye Reagan. You’d think Faye would notice a shiny new BMW parked in her driveway for the past two weeks as that is how long Bill has been peeping into Faye’s windows. He’s figured out that she comes home from school, gets a snack and immediately starts masturbating. Now, he’s brought along his wife, Diamond, so they can join in the fun. When we join Faye, she’s already had her string cheese and Jell-O pudding snacks because she strips off her top and cut-off denim shorts and starts stuffing her purple dildo into her twat. Just before she’s about to cum, Diamond knocks on the door. She informs Faye that her car has broken down. Faye lets them wait inside for the wrecker. Little does she know that the couple is about to wreck her!
Inari Vachs and Tai Cyrus are also on a stake out for some hot pussy when Jenner, the friend of the couple’s daughter, happens upon their vehicle. When she starts asking too many questions, the couple gets a bit nervous. Jenner knows damn well they aren’t looking for restaurants like they claim because they’ve been there for over an hour. In fact, she knows they’re trolling for a fuck date with a teen girl and Jenner is volunteering. She promises she won’t tell anyone. Looks like that education of hers is paying off in the blackmail department.
Jewels Jade and Eric John are trying to enjoy a lazy morning at home when they notice some vile smell coming from over yonder. Eric goes to check out what he thinks is a skunk when he finds Amia Miley and some hood toking it up on her front porch. Dude bolts and leaves Amia holding the (dime) bag. It looks like a call is going to be put in to her parents. But wait! Eric and Jewels have a change of heart when Amia tells them her boyfriend pressures her to smoke with him. After probing her a bit more, they find out he also pressures her for sex. Until now, she’s avoided it because she’s afraid she wouldn’t be any good at it. Well, Eric and Jewels are going to show her how it’s done. We fail to see how this solution helps fix the drug and truancy issues, but at least we know Amia won’t be contributing to the bad blowjob epidemic any time soon.
Finally, there’s Dana DeArmond and Justin Magnum. She’s making a pot roast for din din, but puts three place settings down. Rudimentary math tells us there’s only two of them … or is there? Dana informs Justin that she’s found a girl to help them fulfill the fantasy they’ve been talking about. Justin is excited until he realizes it’s one of his students, Lana Violet. Then he’s perturbed because if anyone finds out, his job is on the line. Dana calms his nerves, reassuring him that she’s just coming for dinner to celebrate her making the honor roll. The problem is that Lana is one of Justin’s worst students and she’d never make the honor roll. We think she just needs to apply herself a little more – to his cock!
If you enjoy viewing extremely hot threesomes between couples and lonely, sexy and very needy teens then Couples Seeking Teens is exactly what you’ve been waiting for. These couples seek and they find – everytime. They say in life there are no guarantees. Wrong.
Stars: Roxanne Hall Inari Vachs Jewels Jade Dana DeArmond Diamond Foxx Faye Reagan Lana Violet Amia Miley Lily Labeau Tai Cyrus
Categories: New Release Teen International All Sex Threeway Swinger High Definition
Running Time: 140 minutes
Released: 05/2011
Studio Name: Mile High Media Reality Junkies
Series: Couples Seeking Teens
Director: Bobby Manila
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