Stoney Curtis

Movie Review: Horny Housewife Hookers 2

Where are these women? No, really … where are they? Seems rather unfair that a bunch of lazy good-for-nothing guys can immunize themselves against any kind of responsibility yet find their cocks firmly embedded in the mouths and pussies of some wickedly hot MILFS regardless of what they do (or in this case don’t do). Alas, I guess that’s why they call it fantasy.

Joslyn James is like, “You owe my husband some money, beeyotch! You can work it off around the house … and you can fuck me!”

Kayla is like, “You have such a tiny prick. I can’t believe I married someone with a cock so small. What was I thinking? Oh, right – I wasn’t. But that’s all going to change now because I’m thinking I’m going to sell my ass over the internet to someone with a giganto-weenie.”

Tara is all, “Man, I could use a good penis inside me right now. Why do I always get horny when my man is out of town? That’s right – it’s because I’m horny all the time! Well, I’ll just dial up some burly black dude to fuck my brains out. Heh, I said ‘dial’ but this is 2011 so what I really mean is push a button on my cell phone.”

Kiki goes, “I’m sick and tired of my man’s grown-ass son freeloading and not pulling his weight around here. I think I’ll have him push his weight instead – right into my sopping wet cooch.”

And then there is Devon. She’s like, “Dick Delaware, you’re about to go delinquent unless you get me my rent money, but since Delaware is your last name and I like that state I’m going to allow you to fuck me like there’s no tomorrow.”

These quotes, of course, are all approximations of what actually was said. Now, if someone could just provide us an approximation of where we can find women who behave like this, we’d be very appreciative.

 

Stars:   Joslyn James   Tara Holiday   Kiki D’Aire   Devon Lee   Kayla Carrera

Categories: New Release   All Sex   High Definition

Running Time:   142 minutes

Released:   11/2011

Studio Name:   Lethal Hardcore

Series:   Horny Housewife Hookers

Director:   Stoney Curtis

Deep Tushy Massage 2

While the box cover in the top corner may have you feeling a bit of déjà-vu, we assure you that this is not a double post. However, Deep Tushy Massage 2 has so much big booty getting the oily-handsy-rubbitup treatment that we almost feel the need to do two posts – one for each meaty cheek these gorgeous lasses possess.

Observe:

When Billy gave Sophie a massage, his hands relieved the aches and pains in her neck and back, but his hard cock made her pussy sore! Briella Bounce is a sweet southern Belle with a redonkulous ass that Bruce was happy to worship before he slammed her tight lil’ cunt until she squirted! Amber got so turned on when Christian rubbed her juicy booty that she paid extra to have him lick her sexy pink asshole! Samone is a curvaceous chocolate sista who like to spoil herself at the spa, with a Swedish Massage, a French Manicure and a huge African-American swipe up in her coochie!

Still, if you’re a regular to these blogs and a regular viewer of these movies you might be keenly aware of the inordinate number of massage-oriented films coming out these days. To that we say that you cannot ever discount just how much the brain trust in Chatsworth has its finger on the pulse of what people want.

Case in point: It’s 100 degrees or more just about every day; the economy is teetering on the brink; half the country is out of work; and on top of that, we’re reminding you of it all! That’s cause for a ton of stress and what better form of stress relief is there than some deep down tissue massage? The answer is nothing … if you discount good drugs and double-malt Scotch.

Regardless, you can enjoy every one of these sensual rub downs by proxy from your easy chair. It’s the next best thing to getting the real thing.

 

 

Stars:   Sophie Dee   Samone Taylor   Briella Bounce   Amber Peach

Categories: Fetish   New Release   Wet / Messy   All Sex   Big Butt   High Definition

Running Time:   118 minutes

Released:   07/2011

Studio Name:   Lethal Hardcore

Series:   Deep Tushy Massage

Director:   Stoney Curtis